Now to whomever got me, even though I said it was "ok" to send me NSFW, do realize who you're sending it to and also realize I have both the means and the motivation to take whatever horrible gift you put up and make a public mockery of it (or worse). :V
And no I really don't want straight up porn please, I just put that on there that you can send me "adult" things and I wouldn't like spaz the fuck out :b. So if it's gonna be raunchy it better be funny or ELSE :3c