Now it's mad at me and wants to see other people because I tried to persuade it to open
TSO versus Fridge, GO!
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TSO: Let me see your vegetable tray.
Fridge: You don't need to see my vegetable tray.
TSO: ... I don't need to see your vegetable tray.
Fridge: These aren't the carrots you're looking for.
TSO: These aren't the carrots I'm looking for.
Fridge: You can go about repairing the window you broke to get into your house.
TSO: I can go about repairing the window I broke to get into my house.
Fridge: Stay cool.
TSO: Stay cool fridge! Stay cool.