HAIL YOUR OVERLORDS

[?q]

ATTENTION

WEDNESDAY HAS BEEN REMOVED. DO NOT ASK WHERE IT HAS GONE.

IN ITS PLACE, WE SHALL NOW HAVE PURVMOMDAY.

THAT IS ALL.

Wait, when did this site become Maidens of TurKmenistan?

[Moerin]

Quiet, you, your time in the sun has come and gone. This is a new age of prosperity, not a return to the dark ages!

Foolish child, don't you know I'm the only one who has God on their side!?

I'm sorry, I'd say something but I have a splitting headache.

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?

[Tengukami]

Man, Frida is quite the hostess.

[Hello Purvis]

ATTENTION

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT ALL REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST] MUST BE CONTAINED WITHIN SQUARE BRACKETS. THIS IS ONLY REQUIRED FOR REFERENCES TO EIRIN.

THOSE FOUND VIOLATING THIS PRINCIPAL SHALL BE BEATEN WITH DOGS.

THAT IS ALL.

[Edible]

I find that perfectly acceptable in all circumstances.

[Ubiquitial]

ATTENTION

IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT ALL REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST] MUST BE CONTAINED WITHIN SQUARE BRACKETS. THIS IS ONLY REQUIRED FOR REFERENCES TO EIRIN.

THOSE FOUND VIOLATING THIS PRINCIPAL SHALL BE BEATEN WITH DOGS.

THAT IS ALL.

Does this include all parts of [her chest]?

[Suikama]

Those poor dogs geso :ohdear:

[Tengukami]

This thread will be more fun to read via mobile phone, I predict, where font sizes are stripped.

[Serela]

Does this include all parts of her chest?

I DON'T SEE ANY BRACKETS, MISTER >:I

[Janitor Morgan]

Does this include all parts of [her chest]?

No veo espacio de mala interpetaci?n en su declaraci?n.

[Ubiquitial]

I DON'T SEE ANY BRACKETS, MISTER >:I

Fixed.

Phew.

[Iryan]

Can you guillotine somebody with a puppy?  :/

[Ubiquitial]

Can you guillotine somebody with a puppy?  :/

If the puppy was metallic and sharp, I suppose so.

[Hello Purvis]

Does this include all parts of [her chest]?

ATTENTION.

YES.

IT IS THE HOPE OF THE NATION THAT WILL BECOME SHORTHAND FOR REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST].

THAT IS ALL.

[Serela]

If the puppy was metallic and sharp, I suppose so.

Alternatively, you could draw a puppy on the guillotine blade.

It would be the cutest thing ever <3

[Ubiquitial]

ATTENTION.

YES.

IT IS THE HOPE OF THE NATION THAT WILL BECOME SHORTHAND FOR REFERENCES TO [EIRIN'S CHEST].

THAT IS ALL.

Boy, [Elrin's Xiphoid process] sure is sexy.

Alternatively, you could draw a puppy on the guillotine blade.

It would be the cutest thing ever <3

followed closely by a kitten engraved onto a Judas Cradle.

[Unassuming Squid]

I propose that we overthrow Purvis for the good of CPMC.

[Reddyne]

I should stop going to work and just let the weird things on MotK happen.

Also, China is communist and therefore China is communist.

[Cadmas]

Hellow communist rulers.

[Fightest]

I was going to make a joke about being the Marxest, but I can't seem to set up the punchline.

[Hello Purvis]

ATTENTION

IT IS REVEALED THAT LIFE BEGINS AT FIFTY. HENCEFORTH, ALL CHILDREN SHALL BE LISTED AS FIFTY YEARS OLD AT BIRTH, AND ALL WHO HAVE BEEN BORN SHALL ADD FIFTY YEARS TO THEIR AGE.

THAT IS ALL.

[Matsuri]

I am not 70 dammit :<

[Sapz]

Happy 74th birthday, Arashi? :ohdear:

[?q]

Also, China is communist and therefore China is communist.

I like this line of thought.

Also, a shout-out for Kilga's new name.

[Alice★f]

That means that I am approximately 224 (225 on Feb) years old

-Reika

[trancehime]

This is amazing

EDIT: In other news, does that mean...

Fuck, off by a year!

[ES-Anthy]

Oh jebus who gave Purvis the megaphone  :ohdear:

[Alfred F. Jones]

I am not 70 dammit :<

?Ahora eres hasta M?S viejo que antes! ?Jajajajajaja!

[Matsuri]

I know enough Spanish to understand what that said. Why do you gotta be like that

[Fetch()tirade]

I'm not sure what to think about this, so I'll let you, the government, do it for me.
I put my trust in your judgment.