> Read aloud, "Dearest Friend, by the time you read this I will be missing. This is how I think it'll happen: first the gap lady comes in and disappears me, then I'll disappear her. Then the kitsune will come in and the gap lady and I will disappear her multiple times. Love, me. P.S.: Then a little samurai girl will come in and read this letter, and get disappeared by a tanuki."
> Keep reading!