They got humor, I give them that.
The "arouses your primal instinct" part is worth a chuckle.
Haha, Playism please. :]
ZUN always writes his stuff, including system requirements like that. The problem is past translators of Touhou games did not translate them. You had no idea what you missed out lol.
Well, at least ZUN allowed Playism to translate his game description, creator's comments, etc. I would say the translation work is professional (the errors, lost nuances and allusions notwithstanding), except for...
Editorial error.
A mistake professionals should not make: a "prequel" is not an earlier episode, it's a later episode that takes place chronologically earlier,
Meanwhile, the new games are also online at Playism Japan. If I recall correctly, they did not have a Touhou category before. Whether this is the case or not, the category
URL and page title is a little weird...
Since "Dongfang" is how you pronounce "Touhou" in Chinese, I'm sure some clueless Chinese outsourcer had a hand in that.