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~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Topic started by: ActionDan on November 07, 2011, 09:02:40 PM

Title: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on November 07, 2011, 09:02:40 PM
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That is the advice I would give the unfortunate adventurer who has aimlessly wandered into this topic my evil lair.  Your lives would be forfeit had I not given each of you the right to challenge me, ActionDan, EVIL CHESS EXPERT AND GENERAL LIVES-IN-CAVE RESIDENT CRAZY DARK WIZARD SCIENCIST-ALCHEMIST GUY, to a game of chess; I do it to lord my superior intelligence over the rest of you lesser-mortals.  Did I mention that in the absolutely certain event of you losing the game, my magically imbued, 20 foot tall, and fully armed-to-the-teeth-with-pointy-things chess pieces will rip your body to shreds as you scream for mercy.  I also find that highly amusing.  If for some Godforsaken reason one of you more clever knaves manage to draw the game, I will begrudgingly allow you a onetime pass to exit without incident,  but you'd be a fool to come back!   Did some rapscallion just suggest that they may be able to WIN!  Perish the thought! And you mongrels will perish with it!  None can defeat me!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I shall make this a chess simul exhibition.  Anyone can sign up, and I'll have signups last two days.  I shall give everyone one day to play a move, and I shall give myself one day to think about a reply for everyone before posting a wall with everyone's ongoing games and my reply bolded in green.  Previous moves will simply be bolded.  I request you guys post the full game with your reply bolded in w/e color tickles your fancy (while leaving previous moves, including my previous reply, simply bolded).   An understanding of chess notation is required.  Use ALGEBRAIC NOTATION. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_notation_(chess)) 

Quote from: Omba
Also, if you don't have enough space to keep a chessboard with the game standing around, just use something like this: http://www.chess.com/analysis-board-editor.html

Everybody gets 3 passes.  if you do not post a move by deadline, I will interpret that as passing, and allow you to wait until I reply to everyone else (basically each pass gives you an additional 2 days to think of your move).  After you use 3 passes, and fail to make deadline again, I will declare myself the winner, and you shall be shredded by my minions. I, however, may award myself a V/LA or the equivlent by my own discretion.  I will always reply to everyone at the same time. 

YOU WILL ALL BE PLAYING BLACK.   That's what happens in simuls.

Signups begin now!  You have until The fifth move by WHITE to sign up.
Signups are now closed

The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

yellow - red = in trouble

Ongoing Games:

ACTIONDAN vs. PX - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation - FINAL
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7 14.Qd2 Nh6 15.Ne5 Qg5 16.Bf3 Bxf3 17.Rxf3 f6 18.Ne4 Qh4 19.Nxf6+ Ke7 20.Rf4 Qg5 21.h4 Qg3 22.Ne4 Rxa3 23.Rxa3 Qxf4 24.exf4 Kf8 25.Qb4+ c5 26.Qxb6 Kg7 27.Qc7+ Nd7 28.Qxd7+ Nf7 29.Qxf7+ Kh6 30.Rh3 cxd4 31.Ng4+ Kh5 32.Nef6#

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4 Rf4 18.Bxf4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5  11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4 Bd6 13.Re1 O-O-O 14.Nc3

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6 13.Be2 Nb4 14.Bh6+ 

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 Bb6 10.Bxg6

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8 13.b4 Bd6 14.O-O Re7

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6 11.O-O-O hxg5 12.dxe7 Bxe7 13.Rxd7 axb5 14.Rxd8

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+ 13.Ng3 Ra6 14.Kd2

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7 13.dxe6 fxe6 14.Qd6

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13.Bxf7+ Kd7 14.Rd1

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7 13.f4 Bd7 14.Kh1 Qc8

deadline ~week

convenient links:

move 1 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg745991.html#msg745991), move 2 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg746501.html#msg746501), move 3 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg747020.html#msg747020), move 4 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg747825.html#msg747825), move 5 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg749711.html#msg749711), move 6 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg751818.html#msg751818), move 7 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg755791.html#msg755791), move 8 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg759971.html#msg759971),
move 9 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg767232.html#msg767232), move 10 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg785291.html#msg785291), move 11 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,11275.msg796216.html#msg796216)

Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 07, 2011, 09:05:59 PM
So basically you're playing X games at the same time? You mad, bro.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 07, 2011, 09:06:46 PM
Uhhh, okay. Sure?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 07, 2011, 09:10:48 PM
So basically you're playing X games at the same time? You mad, bro.

Yes, it's a simul.  (I've done this before, I'm not crazy.  CRAZY I'M NOT!  But maybe mad.  Crazy mad?)
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 07, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
Perhaps you can beat 10 players, but can you beat 10 copies of Arena 1.1?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 07, 2011, 11:22:11 PM
Damnit, I'm going to have to bring a board to AUSA for this.

In nonetheless.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 08, 2011, 07:21:36 AM
None can defeat me!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Remember me? >:3

In.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 08, 2011, 02:01:49 PM
Remember me? >:3

In.

Oh, if it isn't my arch-nemesis!  Come to one-up again like you did in our youth?  Well not this time!  I've shut myself up in my lair, honing my skills, fermenting my evil, buiding my machinations, and studying all-purpose witty retorts, all for sake of defeating my enemies, and even one day all of mankind!  Revenge shall be mine!   MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 09, 2011, 07:21:03 AM
This should be interesting. I think I'll join in as well.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 10, 2011, 02:51:29 AM
Well!

Deadline passed a while ago and 6 challengers stand before me.  VERY WELL!

Since this is the first move, it shall be the same for all of you.  Also I'll extend signups until the deadline for the first black move has past.   Please also reply to the first move. 

What is this genius first move you ask?

Why it could only be...

1. e4!

Suddenly the cave you are in lights up as semi-translucent and gloriously detailed chess pieces seemingly spring to life with a will of their own!  One white pawn from each board starts to slide along its craggy bottom until it stops two spaces in front of its King.

Good luck you ill-fated children, for you shall surely need it!  Chess pieces seal the exit and it seems you have no choice now but to play the game.  Your pieces look to you with expectation.  Command them and they will follow!

Deadline for a black move is 10 Pm (22:00 hours) EST Thursday.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 10, 2011, 02:57:37 AM
Fine Dan. Be that way. I would have thought that an expert such as yourself would be able to keep track of these things without visual cues, but it would appear as though I may have overestimated you.

1. e4 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 10, 2011, 02:58:07 AM
1. e4 a5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 10, 2011, 03:09:09 AM
Nf6
1.a5

You're both Doin' it wrong.  I don't really care about font size (as long as it's over 8 point) but you go like this:

1.e4 Nf6
I picked orange cuz now it's k, but you can choose any color other than green or black (yes I'm being picky but... just do it :D)
1.e4 a5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 10, 2011, 03:12:04 AM
1. e4  e5

I'm so bloody original.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 10, 2011, 03:23:46 AM
Previous moves will simply be bolded.  I request you guys post the full game with your reply bolded in w/e color tickles your fancy (while leaving previous moves, including my previous reply, simply bolded).

Thus:
1.e4 e5

I'll let Px have his fun this time.

I don't mean to be Mr. buzzkill really :/
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 10, 2011, 03:31:20 AM
Gentlemen, let's divide and conquer. 6 different openings for maximum confusion. Did Sun Tzu himself not say, "though an obstinate fight may be made by a small force, in the end it must be captured by the larger force?"

But I do wonder what moves Dan is expecting us to make. I'm afraid he might have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never expect people to follow the rules to the letter" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against the Sicilian when chess is on the line!"

1. e4 c5

Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 10, 2011, 03:37:25 AM
OP edited to show ongoing games in full.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 10, 2011, 03:55:33 AM
Let's see...

1. e4 d5

Also, if you don't have enough space to keep a chessboard with the game standing around, just use something like this: http://www.chess.com/analysis-board-editor.html
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 10, 2011, 07:07:07 AM
1. e4 e6

And thus we have the 6th unique response to Dan's move.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 10, 2011, 07:51:36 AM
1. e4 e6

And thus we have the 6th unique response to Dan's move.
Arcorann you stole my move ;_;

1. e4 e6

You...you...DOUBLE FRENCH
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on November 10, 2011, 08:41:07 PM
Keine said so

1. e4 f5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on November 10, 2011, 08:58:32 PM
/in
and I call
1. e4 g6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 11, 2011, 05:00:10 AM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN!
1.e4 a5 2.d4

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Sicilian Defense
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: King Pawn Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense
1.e4 e6 2.d4

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense
1.e4 e6 2.c4

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense
1.e4 d5 2.exd5

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense
1.e4 g6 2.d4

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: King Pawn Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3

Did you fools really think that commanding your pieces to move would give you any respite?  Almost instantly the white pieces rattle and shake, responding with renewed vigor, as the next piece moves into the fray.

Well Deadline is past and while I can give myself a day to answer, I don't always need to use it.  New Deadline is 11/11/11 11:59 PM EST.

You can still signup if you ask!  But I'll close it down after the 5th move for sure. 
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 11, 2011, 05:12:35 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 11, 2011, 05:15:50 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne5

Not quite legal.  do you mean 2... Ne4 or 2... Nd5? (playing chess and dota at the same time is :V)
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 11, 2011, 05:16:17 AM
I don't think knights work that way.

Fake edit: Well never mind!
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 11, 2011, 05:18:32 AM
Screw you I'm trying to fail atplay DotA at the same time, here.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 11, 2011, 05:21:02 AM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 11, 2011, 05:25:14 AM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5

Trying to goad me into taking en passant :V
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 11, 2011, 05:33:49 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 11, 2011, 05:36:57 AM
Trying to goad me into taking en passant :V
Hey, it would be hilarious if you actually did it, right? :V
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on November 11, 2011, 06:47:41 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 11, 2011, 08:50:30 AM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on November 11, 2011, 03:00:12 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 11, 2011, 06:07:32 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 11, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6

herp

(For the record, I briefly considered going full moron with either d6 or, better yet, f6, but a part of me does want to make this remotely competitive.)
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 11, 2011, 08:30:10 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6

herp

(For the record, I briefly considered going full moron with either d6 or, better yet, f6, but a part of me does want to make this remotely competitive.)

There are other decent possiblities.  Along with Nc6, there is d6, Nf6, d5, f5, and even Be6 to choose from.

d6 is called philidor's defense and it's one of the oldest around.  It gives white a slight initiative, but it's quite solid.  f6, as you note, is quite terrible, it's almost a forced loss right from the get-go.  I am absolutely sure all games will diverge at some point, especially with the surprises coming up for a few of you guys :3.  You should feel like making this competitive!  Your matching wits against your fellow comrades in arms and me as well.   it's also the spirit of chess to fight with all you've got.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 11, 2011, 11:14:41 PM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 11, 2011, 11:50:25 PM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 12, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Scotch Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Scotch Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4

Soon after the players played their 2nd moves... only to be met with a swift reply, a voice seemed to echo from the entrance, "H-Hello?! I have the pizza you ordered, Miss Kei-Keine."  Deathly silence followed which in turn was followed by a much meeker, "H-He-Hello?  Is anyone there?"  Affinity's already demurrable facial expression quickly transformed to one of eyes wide open and mouth agape in response to a monolithic giant guardian rook sliding along the granite floor at breakneck speed.  Affinity had only time enough to think, "Why isn't static friction stopping it!" before he both realized that static friction was the wrong kind of friction in this case and that he had been grabbed by his shirt collar and was being dragged across the stony floor just as fast as the rook had been moving towards him.

A few moments later Affinity was tossed underhand and sprawled uncomfortably in front of ActionDan who bellowed, "How dare someone disturb my exhibition!  What is your purpose here boy?"  Affinity could not but give a squeak, "b-uh-but, I was sent here, I have my orders!" and in a moment, with the assistance of the massive amounts of adrenaline coursing through his entire body, Affinity produced a paper slip detailing the order of two pies, one plain and one mushroom, to be sent to the Evil cave.

"Damn it!, which one of you loons ordered a pizza?"
While most everyone shuffled nerviously, none of the players uttered a word.
"HA! It must have been some fat hill troll playing you for a fool."  "Well now you're a doomed fool!  For those who enter my evil liar shall never again see the light of day!"
Whilst the chess pieces all started to rattle, ActionDan thought for moment, but not longer, and said, "I suppose you have the same pitiful right as the others to play a game of chess with me, or would you rather face torment and agony this instant?"
All Affinity could do was shake his head madly and squeeze out in short breaths, "I'll play, I'll play!"
"So be it!"
Soon an unused board lit up and a pawn laconically moved two spaces ahead.
"Now go mongrol, and take your pizza with you... TO YOUR DOOM!  MWUHAHAHAHAHA!"

Affinity, pizza delivery boy, has joined the game and supplied pizza to everyone!

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: ???
1.e4



Deadline is 2PM EST 11/13/11 except for Affinity whose deadline is 2AM EST 11/13/11.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on November 12, 2011, 06:43:29 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 12, 2011, 06:52:01 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 12, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 12, 2011, 07:29:07 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4

Dan, you're so bold here, I have no choice then.
I think my move is alike to another person, why dont u use different moves on us, Dan O_O
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 12, 2011, 07:55:34 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 12, 2011, 08:13:28 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4

Dan, you're so bold here, I have no choice then.
I think my move is alike to another person, why dont u use different moves on us, Dan O_O

Don't speak out of line, Fool!  I have a particularly EVIL variation planned for the both of you.  O, How I will enjoy seeing you squirm!  >:D
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 12, 2011, 08:37:08 PM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 12, 2011, 09:10:59 PM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on November 12, 2011, 10:02:41 PM
Chess lairs are... interesting.  Anyways.

1. e4 g6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 12, 2011, 10:08:53 PM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 12, 2011, 10:11:31 PM
Chess lairs are... interesting.  Anyways.

1. e4 g6

1. e4 g6 2.d4


So many blues, are you all depressed about facing your certain deaths already?

Also your deadline shall be unchanged :3
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on November 12, 2011, 10:12:20 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 12, 2011, 10:15:15 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5

I like how keine is moving the same piece in the opening twice, she should know better.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 13, 2011, 12:06:42 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5

Looks like Keine will have to invoke her ability soon...

Meanwhile:

1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on November 13, 2011, 06:26:30 AM
1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 13, 2011, 04:42:26 PM
1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3.Nc3

I changed your deadline to 11PM EST 11/13/11
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 13, 2011, 07:50:05 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6

I missed a deadline there, didn't I?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 13, 2011, 08:18:18 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6

I missed a deadline there, didn't I?

Yes, but luckily I wasn't around to see it :3
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 13, 2011, 09:12:28 PM
Don't speak out of line, Fool!  I have a particularly EVIL variation planned for the both of you.  O, How I will enjoy seeing you squirm!  >:D

So nanoka~ ^_^
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on November 13, 2011, 10:48:50 PM
1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 14, 2011, 09:37:53 PM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4,Nxd4

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 c5 4.Nf3

ActionDan raises an eyebrow ever so slightly after the pizza boy makes his third move.  "Hmm, I should pay a little more attention to this young one.."

Deadline is 6PM EST 11/15/11
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 14, 2011, 09:43:55 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 14, 2011, 09:53:22 PM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 14, 2011, 10:39:33 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on November 15, 2011, 12:33:57 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Shadoweh on November 15, 2011, 01:46:32 AM
I AM NOT PLAYING CHESS DON'T ADD ME
But for us mortals that can't read math, might I suggest the overlord Dan uploads some pictures of the gamestate say, every five moves?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 15, 2011, 01:56:49 AM
I AM NOT PLAYING CHESS DON'T ADD ME
But for us mortals that can't read math, might I suggest the overlord Dan uploads some pictures of the gamestate say, every five moves?

Not a bad idea at all.  I have no idea how to post them directly so everyone can see in thread.  I've always had to be forced to use the hyperlink option.  But that's kinda boring :<

Since a stray shadoweh wandered in here and is begging for me to spare her life... hmm, what to do?  henceforth Shadoweh shall be my EVIL mascot.  Her powers allow for jibing the participants to demotivate them, thus giving me an additional pyschological advantage.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Shadoweh on November 15, 2011, 02:00:32 AM
D: B-but I'm a motivational speaker! Demotivational Posters aren't townie! ;_;

Uhm I always took pictures and uploaded to imageshack? Hyperlink text whatevers would be okay too I guess.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 15, 2011, 03:45:23 AM
Shadoweh: You're just too lazy to paste the moves into that chess board thing I linked. :V

Anyway, if you want to have pictures visible inside the thread, just use [ img ] (link to image) [ / img ] (without the whitespace inside the [ ]).
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 15, 2011, 03:49:09 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on November 15, 2011, 06:46:29 AM
Anyway, if you want to have pictures visible inside the thread, just use [ img ] (link to image) [ / img ] (without the whitespace inside the [ ]).

Remember not to hotlink.

There can be no board for the Trollcow WTF. The game makes more sense when played completely blind.

1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 15, 2011, 07:51:21 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 15, 2011, 08:07:07 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 15, 2011, 02:41:07 PM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc4

That move is illegal.  Did you mean 4... Bc5?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 15, 2011, 06:54:40 PM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 15, 2011, 09:20:19 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4,Nxd4 Bc5
I almost forgot about this chess game, blame Skyrim  =___=
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 15, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
That move is illegal.  Did you mean 4... Bc5?

Yeah, it was a typo. Fixed.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 15, 2011, 11:31:45 PM
Looks >_>

<_<

Well I'll give Affinity another 2 hours since I think ~timezones~ are in play here before giving a pass. (I currently think his game is the most dangerous for me)
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on November 16, 2011, 12:31:09 AM
It's a pretty... interesting opening.  Not sure how principled it is though.

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 17, 2011, 02:25:52 AM
Maybe I'll post an update later tonight, but.. I'm kinda tired from the day and I haven't thought too much about some of the games. (Affinity and Acrocann I'm looking at you.)  Affinity... what exactly is your strength?  I have reason to believe you are no patzer.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 19, 2011, 01:52:32 AM
ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Bc5

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2

Deadline is 10PM EST 11/20/11
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 19, 2011, 01:54:24 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 19, 2011, 02:13:55 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on November 19, 2011, 02:21:23 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 19, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on November 19, 2011, 07:39:24 AM
One shouldn't judge things just on the opening.... I have a penchant for strange openings and stuff like that, but calculations-wise I'm pretty average.

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 19, 2011, 07:44:26 AM
I'm pretty sure the opening being strange was not what he was concerned about. Seriously. :V
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on November 19, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 19, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 20, 2011, 01:12:17 AM
Can_I_request_a_one-day_extention?_This_convention_has_been_very_involved.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 20, 2011, 02:17:49 AM
Can_I_request_a_one-day_extention?_This_convention_has_been_very_involved.

Sure, I took like, 2-3 days updating cuz I'm lazy, so I gave everyone 2 days until the 20th.  I can give you until the 21st, 10 PM EST, if you wish.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 20, 2011, 02:19:40 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 20, 2011, 04:49:27 AM
10_PM_on_the_21st_would_be_fantastic,_yes._Thanks.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 21, 2011, 12:06:11 PM
agh sorry i forgot this existed
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 22, 2011, 04:26:47 AM
Sorry for the delay.

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 22, 2011, 06:24:55 AM
First pass goes to HappyHippo.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 23, 2011, 05:08:53 PM
First pass goes to HappyHippo.

Hmm? what u mean by first pass?

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Bc5

Bc5? Is that a typo?

If u meant Be3, then
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Be3 Qf6  


Edit: oh i just saw the deadline lol, i didnt know that we actually have a deadline for this.
Sry, i didnt check this often so i didnt know :P
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 23, 2011, 05:17:37 PM
Oops.  Yeah.. I'm kinda bad about updating this as well.  And because of the wrong move, I'll retract the pass.  I've been kinda doing other stuff.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 23, 2011, 05:20:40 PM
Oops.  Yeah.. I'm kinda bad about updating this as well.  And because of the wrong move, I'll retract the pass.  I've been kinda doing other stuff.

i always check front post first, so its better if you update the deadline at front post for my convenience :D
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 23, 2011, 05:32:17 PM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3  (Nf5 was tempting, needs more thought)

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 (dammit kilga, you spoiled my fun by not playing this move.  But Hippo, WE are going to have FUN)

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O

Deadline is 11/24/11 6 PM EST
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on November 23, 2011, 05:45:50 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 23, 2011, 08:32:41 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on November 23, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on November 23, 2011, 09:09:43 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on November 23, 2011, 10:26:15 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 24, 2011, 12:27:44 AM
Christ, this is far more thinking than I'm suited for these days.

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on November 24, 2011, 08:23:54 AM
:V

1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on November 24, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3

have been doing 2 final projects and 1 online exam for all night, too tired to think, hope this is a right move (= _ =)
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 24, 2011, 09:54:07 AM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on November 24, 2011, 10:54:24 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on November 26, 2011, 06:08:25 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on November 28, 2011, 04:40:21 AM
I'll remember to update this soon (tomorrow) Philly chess tourny kept me busy!  I'll post a really whacky game (both sides played kinda badly) and add it as flavor.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on December 01, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
wow, still no move yet O_O
i think still in his holiday mood :P
any good deals, Dan lol
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 01, 2011, 09:56:12 PM
meh I've been REALLY lazy.  I also had a ton of work but that's no real excuse.  Pretty sure I remember what I was thinking in order to move though. expect an update in 1 hour.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 02, 2011, 08:02:32 AM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf3 7.d4

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3  hmmm...

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 (FUN)

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4

OMG an update!
Deadline is whenever you want! until I change this in the next week.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 02, 2011, 08:06:03 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on December 02, 2011, 08:11:50 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on December 02, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on December 02, 2011, 08:48:10 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on December 02, 2011, 11:27:09 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on December 02, 2011, 02:59:59 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7

:V :V :V
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on December 02, 2011, 10:55:07 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6

>_>
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on December 03, 2011, 07:48:17 AM
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Be3 Qf6 6. Nb5 Bxe3 7. fxe3 Qh4 Check!
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on December 03, 2011, 08:39:33 AM
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Be3 Qf6 6. Nb5 Bxe3 7. fxe3 Qh4+

Yeah, I fixed that for you
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 03, 2011, 08:03:31 PM
Yeah, I fixed that for you

Quite so, Quite so.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on December 04, 2011, 01:09:10 AM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on December 04, 2011, 12:56:41 PM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4

I'm assuming the Nf3 is a typo because it's not what I typed. :V
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 04, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4

I'm assuming the Nf3 is a typo because it's not what I typed. :V

yes, my brain.  it fails.  ty for fixing.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Edible on December 04, 2011, 06:12:22 PM
hot knight on feito action
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Shadoweh on December 04, 2011, 06:46:33 PM
I'm assuming the Nf3 is a typo because it's not what I typed. :V
Dan confirmed for cheating bastard chess mod.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on December 04, 2011, 11:12:54 PM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 0-0
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on December 04, 2011, 11:52:09 PM
Yeah, I fixed that for you

Thank you PX :) , so that what the plus sign used for lol
I didn't read the whole thing about these notations :P
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 04, 2011, 11:55:14 PM
+ for check.
++ for checkmate.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on December 05, 2011, 12:23:09 AM
Are we doing anything special for double check?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 05, 2011, 01:56:09 AM
I actually use ++ for double check and # for checkmate.   there are various alternative forms of each.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 10, 2011, 06:26:24 PM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

yellow - red = in trouble

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 (8.g3 was quite complicated but it turns out after about ~7 more moves we'd each have 2 rooks, 6 pawns with me getting a bishop for a knight in exchange for doubled pawns, so it wasn't worth it)

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 hard choice for me here

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3

Deadline ~week.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on December 10, 2011, 06:29:00 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on December 10, 2011, 07:31:23 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8

Not a huge fan of this move but all the alternatives I tried ended up worse.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 10, 2011, 08:32:00 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on December 10, 2011, 11:43:09 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on December 11, 2011, 09:36:25 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on December 11, 2011, 09:39:17 PM
yellow - red = in trouble

are you or the other in trouble?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 11, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Decide for yourself :3
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on December 12, 2011, 05:34:56 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5

I'm screwed aren't I :

maybe Dan is bluffing.. yea maybe :D
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on December 12, 2011, 09:03:30 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on December 12, 2011, 12:54:05 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7

No.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on December 13, 2011, 05:06:59 PM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on December 16, 2011, 07:22:57 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on December 16, 2011, 02:14:15 PM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 20, 2011, 04:39:17 AM
Posting here to say that an update will occur after friday... I think
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 20, 2011, 04:40:24 AM
Where are our daily updates? >:(
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 27, 2011, 06:52:24 PM

The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

yellow - red = in trouble

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 I always feel one move behind in this opening

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5

Deadline ~week.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on December 27, 2011, 07:50:15 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8

Oh man This is taking awhile :O
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on December 27, 2011, 07:52:45 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5

Taking a while because Dan is a lazy bum.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 27, 2011, 07:57:28 PM


Taking a while because Dan is a lazy bum.

I need cow prods.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on December 27, 2011, 08:00:59 PM
Kickbans and @admindel
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on December 27, 2011, 08:20:28 PM
Close to double digits guys!

Edit: Those bishops are slowly moving closer together.

Are they going in for the kiss?
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 27, 2011, 09:33:09 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on December 28, 2011, 02:46:45 AM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on December 30, 2011, 12:49:39 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on December 30, 2011, 11:00:56 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Arcorann on January 02, 2012, 07:45:30 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Conqueror on January 04, 2012, 08:25:53 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on January 07, 2012, 10:22:28 AM
HappyHippo/Px need moves soon.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on January 10, 2012, 01:14:44 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on January 12, 2012, 07:43:57 AM
Last Active:
    December 18, 2011, 11:17:18

I don't think happyhippo is playing anymore....
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on January 12, 2012, 04:57:53 PM
I will have no internet access for the forseeable future. So I'm gonna put this game on hold until I do.  (Possibly I'm gonna site-flake, depending)  If the thread dies, I'll make a new one when I come back.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 12, 2012, 08:03:02 PM
Man, and I was just starting to consider liking my position again. :(
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on January 13, 2012, 01:28:39 AM
Last Active:
    December 18, 2011, 11:17:18

I don't think happyhippo is playing anymore....

phew, i think i make it in time

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6

sorry, i was in vacation mode lol
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on January 28, 2012, 08:06:16 PM
will post update Feb 2.  Don't you all feel too cozy with your positions yet!
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 28, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
I'd like to claim a victory on time.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on January 28, 2012, 10:37:10 PM
Finally, the Dan takes Action xD
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on February 03, 2012, 02:58:58 PM
Was busy packing all of yesterday.  Moving in to college today, and enrolling in courses, talking with advisors, blah blah.  GOnna update at the end of today when I'm settled in and have no worries.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on February 04, 2012, 04:42:10 AM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

yellow - red = in trouble

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxf6

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5  (exciting)

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3  Rou passes

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3

deadline ~week

OMG double digits!

Now you are all in for it  >:D
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on February 04, 2012, 04:49:49 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Hero999 on February 04, 2012, 04:51:12 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Kilgamayan on February 04, 2012, 04:58:42 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Affinity on February 04, 2012, 05:23:41 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Pesco on February 04, 2012, 05:53:07 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: ActionDan on February 04, 2012, 06:09:34 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7

The big guns are coming out now! O boi.
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on February 04, 2012, 03:24:45 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6
Good luck with college!
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: Omba on February 07, 2012, 02:02:37 AM
Let's see... no. :V

1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6
Title: Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
Post by: PX on February 07, 2012, 02:58:48 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on February 10, 2012, 11:44:13 PM
I got bored of waiting so I made your thread better. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Conqueror on February 11, 2012, 12:14:33 AM
Oh right this exists.

Pretend I made a move here so you can get started on the rest of the update.
(Will edit in later.)

Edit:
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxf6
Your move is invalid. -.-
I'll assume you moved Nxe5 and respond with dxe5
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on February 11, 2012, 04:53:04 AM
Thank you Kilga :D

Rou hasn't posted another move quite yet.  I shall send a Pm.

Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Arcorann on February 11, 2012, 06:27:46 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on February 11, 2012, 08:15:43 AM
How many passes are you allowed? Does it count as an automatic loss if you do not have any more pass?
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on February 11, 2012, 09:10:52 AM
I completely forgot this existed.

1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 Bb6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on February 11, 2012, 01:47:29 PM
I'll allow 3 passes,

but then I'll make excuses in case somebody happens to get more.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on February 22, 2012, 11:50:25 PM
Ok I'm gonna update this like today.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on February 26, 2012, 08:48:30 PM
or like this day, gdi I know i suck
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on February 26, 2012, 10:19:29 PM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

yellow - red = in trouble

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2

[attach=1]

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4

[attach=2]

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5

[attach=3]

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+  was considering Nxc7+ Rxc7 Qxd6... it almost works!

[attach=4]

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 Bb6 10.Bxg6

[attach=5]

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6

[attach=6]

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6 11.O-O-O

[attach=7]

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4

[attach=8]

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5

[attach=9]

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4

[attach=10]

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6

[attach=11]

O LOOK!  11 PICTURES FOR 11 MOVES, AM I GOOD OR WHAT?

deadline ~week

Some of these games... I feel a bit shaky.  But my sheer EVIL will overcome all of your pathetic odds!
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on February 26, 2012, 10:25:06 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on February 26, 2012, 10:28:48 PM
God damn it, you're making me move back to e4.  What's next? d5?
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on February 26, 2012, 10:30:59 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on February 26, 2012, 10:32:29 PM
God damn it, you're making me move back to e4.  What's next? d5?
?\(?_0)/?
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on February 26, 2012, 11:08:03 PM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: PX on February 27, 2012, 12:53:56 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Affinity on February 27, 2012, 01:05:25 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Omba on February 27, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6 11.O-O-O hxg5
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Arcorann on March 03, 2012, 07:09:54 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on March 03, 2012, 09:55:12 AM
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 Bb6 10.Bxg6 hxg6

Let's get interesting.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on March 06, 2012, 11:35:50 PM
OMG guys, there's pictures!

Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Shadoweh on March 07, 2012, 03:32:05 AM
I can actually tell what's happening! *_*
Raw raw, take those pieces! Write yourself a chess playing thesis!
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Conqueror on March 07, 2012, 03:46:07 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Hero999 on March 07, 2012, 11:14:00 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on March 09, 2012, 04:58:29 PM
wow when did you do your 11th move, Dan?
I completely forgot about this until receiving a msg from you =D

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5

was debating with my cousin between Be6 and Ne5, in the end i go with my instinct

Edit: by the way, where can i find site to simulate my move, its getting harder to simulate the moves in my mind and im too lazy to redraw the things on paper everytime you update new moves =D
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on March 09, 2012, 05:35:07 PM
Such a site is linked in the first post.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on March 09, 2012, 05:40:27 PM
He also put pics of the boards. But not for my game. All you'll get is another picture of 2 cows.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on March 09, 2012, 06:46:19 PM
wow when did you do your 11th move, Dan?
I completely forgot about this until receiving a msg from you =D

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5

was debating with my cousin between Be6 and Ne5, in the end i go with my instinct

Edit: by the way, where can i find site to simulate my move, its getting harder to simulate the moves in my mind and im too lazy to redraw the things on paper everytime you update new moves =D

Ne5 is the better move!  Be6 I think loses the exchange.

I'll update this today or tomorrow
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on March 12, 2012, 05:27:30 PM
Seeing as Dan could not play the moves himself. Keine has decided to step in and help out. First off, Dan will forfeit the games he obviously has no chance of winning. Keine said so, it must be true.

Quote
[19:24:31] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:33] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V
[19:24:34] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:35] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...move! ^_^V
[19:24:36] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:38] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V
[19:24:39] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:40] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...move! ^_^V
[19:24:41] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:42] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V
[19:24:43] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:44] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V
[19:24:45] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:46] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V
[19:24:47] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:47] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...move! ^_^V
[19:24:48] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:49] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V
[19:24:50] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:50] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...move! ^_^V
[19:24:51] <Pesco> @choose move or forfeit
[19:24:51] <+Keine-tan> Pesco: I choose...forfeit! ^_^V

And there we have it. Dan forfeits to everyone except for Dormio, myself and Happyhippo. GG everyone.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on March 13, 2012, 04:19:07 AM
A win on time and a win by forfeit? Do I get more ranking points for winning twice in one game?
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on March 29, 2012, 10:51:29 PM
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below

yellow - red = in trouble

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 Bb6 10.Bxg6 hxg6 11.Nbxd4

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6 11.O-O-O hxg5 12.dxe7

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4  So close! also our "Bishops are touching"

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6  Because I feel uppity.

bakers dozen! Because I killed him and stole his bagels.

deadline- does this really matter?
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on March 29, 2012, 10:55:49 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6

The only reason deadline doesn't matter is because you keep failing to meet it. :V
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: PX on March 29, 2012, 10:59:35 PM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Omba on March 29, 2012, 11:15:52 PM
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7  8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6 11.O-O-O hxg5 12.dxe7 Bxe7
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on March 30, 2012, 10:02:10 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on March 30, 2012, 03:38:49 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on March 30, 2012, 04:18:54 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3

Now things are getting interesting
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on March 30, 2012, 10:53:32 PM
No matter what I try, I'm convinced I'm missing something somewhere.

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on March 30, 2012, 11:42:49 PM
No matter what I try, I'm convinced I'm missing something somewhere.

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6

I was thinking of Bxe3
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on March 30, 2012, 11:52:58 PM
I was thinking of it too but I decided against it for various reasons.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Omba on March 30, 2012, 11:54:07 PM
I just noticed there might be an actual reason for why you've marked my game red. :V
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on March 31, 2012, 12:03:24 AM
Keep fighting, you're keeping him distracted from the rest of us.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Conqueror on April 03, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
Images where?

1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4 Bd6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Affinity on April 06, 2012, 10:01:51 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Arcorann on April 16, 2012, 11:47:38 PM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Hero999 on April 27, 2012, 09:39:53 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on April 27, 2012, 11:48:46 PM
Will update Tuesday
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on April 27, 2012, 11:49:37 PM
No you won't.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on April 27, 2012, 11:52:10 PM
No you won't.

Motivation!
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Conqueror on April 28, 2012, 01:08:40 AM
Your chess clock has run so far into the negatives I'm surprised we all don't get consolation moves.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on May 02, 2012, 01:43:26 AM
No you won't.
[/quote

You are right.

...

:[

But Thursday for sure.  I counted my chickens before they hatched.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on May 02, 2012, 01:53:40 AM
I'm still wondering what happened to our 24 hour time limit.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on May 02, 2012, 01:58:56 AM
dont worry about time limits I guess. 

Segway

Also I'm getting 500 errors for IRC.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on May 02, 2012, 02:06:57 AM
Webchat is down while TSO moves stuff around.
Get a proper IRC client already.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on May 02, 2012, 02:12:29 AM
I'm on a school computer.  doing my P-sets obv... (if only)
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Conqueror on May 02, 2012, 03:07:31 AM
But Thursday for sure.  I counted my chickens before they hatched.

fff you didn't say which Thursday I'M ONTO YOU
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on May 24, 2012, 12:28:27 AM
I bet he meant tomorrow.

Okay not really.

EDIT: Also in before this post makes other people think something of importance happened in this thread.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on May 24, 2012, 12:31:10 AM
EDIT: Also in before this post makes other people think something of importance happened in this thread.
Fuck you.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on May 24, 2012, 06:51:27 AM
Taking you off the mod queue if this doesn't get finished before your game is due to run.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on May 24, 2012, 01:11:50 PM
I really am bogged down until June 10th.

maybe between June 3rd and June 10th I can update.  by June 10th I can, and I'll have the summer mostly free so that on weekday nights I'll be good.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on June 14, 2012, 05:20:50 AM
And you thought I updated
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on June 14, 2012, 05:29:26 AM

PX: 13.O-O
Dormio: 13.b4
Conq: 13.Re1
Kilga: 13.Be2
Rou: heading for a draw
Arcorann: 13.b4
Omba: 13.Rxd7
Pesco: 13.b4 if Keine doesn't fear checks, otherwise 13.Ng3
Hero: 13.dxe6
HappyHippo: 13.Bxf7+
Affinity: 13.f4
 


Gotcha.  I'm so EVIL  I'm bored now.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on June 14, 2012, 05:40:39 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on June 14, 2012, 11:39:07 AM
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+ 13.Ng3 Ra6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Omba on June 14, 2012, 12:42:24 PM
1. e4 d5 2. exd5 e5 3. dxe6 Bxe6 4. Nc3 f5 5. d4 c5 6. d5 Bf7 7. Bb5+ Nd7 8. Qe2+ Ne7 9. d6 a6 10. Bg5 h6 11. O-O-O hxg5 12. dxe7 Bxe7 13. Rxd7 axb5
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Kilgamayan on June 14, 2012, 10:11:21 PM
wait holy shit what

EDIT: 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6 13. Be2 Nb4
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Affinity on June 17, 2012, 04:17:47 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7 13. f4 Bd7

This is truly a momentous occasion.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Hero999 on June 17, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7 13.dxe6 fxe6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Arcorann on June 19, 2012, 08:21:12 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8 13.b4 Bd6

Two months. Also, in my timezone he did indeed update on a Thursday, albeit one six weeks after he made the statement.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on June 29, 2012, 03:51:49 AM
I made you read this because I am EVIL.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on June 29, 2012, 04:06:51 AM
Fuck you.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Conqueror on June 29, 2012, 04:31:25 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4 Bd6 13.Re1 O-O-O

Taking bets for the thread pool on when the next update is.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on June 29, 2012, 04:51:19 AM
I take never.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: PX on June 29, 2012, 10:28:48 AM
I'll make a move when I remember the fuck I was doing
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on June 29, 2012, 03:12:15 PM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13. Bxf7+ Kd7
I bet the next update will be this Christmas =P
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on June 29, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Sorry, kind of lost interest in this given the long pause between updates. Consider it a resignation or whatever. =_=
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on June 29, 2012, 03:49:56 PM
Sorry, kind of lost interest in this given the long pause between updates. Consider it a resignation or whatever. =_=

I'll give you a draw, since that's pretty much what the evaluation of the position seems to be.

Congrats!  You escaped death and exited the EVIL liar!  Or so you think...  DUHN-DUHN-DAH!
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on June 29, 2012, 09:37:24 PM
You escaped death and exited the EVIL liar!

Damn right Dan is a liar.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 30, 2012, 03:43:57 AM
this is not an update
and this is crazy
but I'm here now
so update maybe?
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on July 30, 2012, 03:44:41 AM
Fuck you.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: PX on July 30, 2012, 03:46:34 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 30, 2012, 04:21:29 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7 14.Qd2
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 30, 2012, 05:08:01 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13. Bxf7+ Kd7
I bet the next update will be this Christmas =P
That's the next update
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13. Bxf7+ Kd7 14.Rd1
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 30, 2012, 05:13:55 AM
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4 Bd6 13.Re1 O-O-O

Taking bets for the thread pool on when the next update is.
Everyone loses!

1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4 Bd6 13.Re1 O-O-O 14.Nc3

Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: PX on July 30, 2012, 05:14:18 AM
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7 14.Qd2 Nh6
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on July 30, 2012, 07:17:37 AM
I will always reply to everyone at the same time. 
Fucking liar, where's my move.
Also, fucking spammer.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 30, 2012, 08:43:42 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on July 30, 2012, 09:02:41 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 30, 2012, 09:29:01 PM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8 13.b4 Bd6

Two months. Also, in my timezone he did indeed update on a Thursday, albeit one six weeks after he made the statement.
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8 13.b4 Bd6 14.O-O

PHEW. 
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 12:03:09 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 [color=green15.]Qg3[/color]
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 12:03:51 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on July 31, 2012, 12:05:43 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 12:11:17 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on July 31, 2012, 12:13:45 AM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 12:46:55 AM
WARNING.  WARNING!

BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED!

RANK INCREASE IMMANENT.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 01:04:12 AM
ACTIONDAN vs. PX - FINAL

1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7 14.Qd2 Nh6 15.Ne5 Qg5 16.Bf3 Bxf3 17.Rxf3 f6 18.Ne4 Qh4 19.Nxf6+ Ke7 20.Rf4 Qg5 21.h4 Qg3 22.Ne4 Rxa3 23.Rxa3 Qxf4 24.exf4 Kf8 25.Qb4+ c5 26.Qxb6 Kg7 27.Qc7+ Nd7 28.Qxd7+ Nf7 29.Qxf7+ Kh6 30.Rh3 cxd4 31.Ng4+ Kh5 32.Nef6#

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Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on July 31, 2012, 04:49:38 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13. Bxf7+ Kd7 14. N1c3
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 06:22:45 AM
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13. Bxf7+ Kd7 14. N1c3

haha, did you attempt to play my move for me :V.  I played 14.Rd1

But N1c3 was under serious consideration
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: B?t V?n Tử on July 31, 2012, 12:28:50 PM
haha, did you attempt to play my move for me :V.  I played 14.Rd1

But N1c3 was under serious consideration

I will take that as a compliment, I can never let my guard down against you :V.
Come Dan! Repel my move.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on July 31, 2012, 12:38:59 PM
Not very much simultaneous chess going on
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Omba on July 31, 2012, 02:21:49 PM
Dude.
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on July 31, 2012, 06:57:42 PM
...What...
Oi stop having fun with dormio and update other peoples as well :\

i'll get to the rest tonight.

also Bone, you gotta play a move before I can repel it ;P
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Arcorann on August 02, 2012, 07:11:19 AM
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8 13.b4 Bd6 14.O-O Re7
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on August 07, 2012, 02:19:31 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7 13. f4 Bd7

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7 13. f4 Bd7 14.Kh1

Prophylaxis!

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 e5 3. dxe6 Bxe6 4. Nc3 f5 5. d4 c5 6. d5 Bf7 7. Bb5+ Nd7 8. Qe2+ Ne7 9. d6 a6 10. Bg5 h6 11. O-O-O hxg5 12. dxe7 Bxe7 13. Rxd7 axb5

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 e5 3. dxe6 Bxe6 4. Nc3 f5 5. d4 c5 6. d5 Bf7 7. Bb5+ Nd7 8. Qe2+ Ne7 9. d6 a6 10. Bg5 h6 11. O-O-O hxg5 12. dxe7 Bxe7 13. Rxd7 axb5 14.Rxd8

taking out everything but the pawn structure is rather amusing

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6 13. Be2 Nb4

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6 13. Be2 Nb4 14.Bh6+

 :ohdear:

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7 13.dxe6 fxe6

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7 13.dxe6 fxe6 14.Qd6

Killer Queen by Queen is now appropriate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E9TyGxxosk)

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1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+ 13.Ng3 Ra6

1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+ 13.Ng3 Ra614.Kd2

Mobilizing the kingpin
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on August 07, 2012, 02:26:49 AM
 :wat:
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Affinity on August 07, 2012, 02:47:30 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7 13. f4 Bd7 14.Kh1 Qc8
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Hero999 on August 07, 2012, 03:24:27 AM
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7 13.dxe6 fxe6 14.Qd6 Bxb5

Edit:Whoops been so long I forgot to bold the whole thing
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on August 07, 2012, 03:15:52 PM
so far Hippo + Conq have the best chance of winning, followed closely by Affinity and Acorn-man (Arcorann).

Being anyone else is suffering.  Expect Rou who has a draw in his pocket.

Edit: Chess is like jumanji, you can only get out of it by finishing the game
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Pesco on August 07, 2012, 03:32:17 PM
Everyone wins because you've already lost on time.

1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+ 13.Ng3 Ra614.Kd2 a4
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on August 09, 2012, 10:42:49 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5


1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on August 09, 2012, 10:47:15 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4 Rf4
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: ActionDan on August 14, 2012, 11:07:14 PM
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4 Rf4

1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4 Rf4 18.Bxf4
Title: Re: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on August 15, 2012, 02:51:00 AM
Oh I messed that up badly. Whatever, I blame this thing taking far too long.

1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4 Rf4 18.Bxf4 Nc4