HOKAI!
Kisume: She is lives in a bucket. This automatically makes her superior. BUT THERE IS MORE! As she carries her home with her, it can be said with complete accuracy that she is a hobo, and indeed is the hobo queen of gensokyo. Her clothing is pleasing simple, and she has both green hair AND twintails. We know she attacks people at random, and given her hobo nature is is almost certainly to mug them. This gives her a lovely bandit charm on top of it all.
Unfortunately, I am literally the only Kisume Fan and I am too poor to afford prints.
Shizuha: While she has insufficient buckets and thus cannot be the best, she is still The Shiz. Easily one of the most overlooked characters out there, it has become a meme that needs to be defeated. The Shiz has a lot of potential: she is the painter of leaves; a figure loved for a short time, then seldom thought about until her time comes again; an entity of decay and slow, gentle decline. Her leaf pattern dress is neat, and she has a head leaf! AH GOD DAMN HEAD LEAF!
There might actually be three fans of the Shiz, maybe even five, so there's a infinitely greater chance of this one getting bought!
Hina: Lacking both Buckets and Shizness, Hina is the third most powerful. But the power of third is not to be taken lightly! She has a neat dress, and her hair almost looks like a dainty beard, for extra dwarf power! Furthermore, everyone loves Hina. She has shipping possibilities with pretty much all of the MoF Crewe! And she has lovely boots, Everyone likes lovely boots. Not to mention her smile is so infectious it became a meme.