Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 171923 times)

Pako · « **Reply #780 on:** July 07, 2009, 09:36:21 AM »

> Follow Mystia.

> Fantasize about Kaguya.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #781 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:10:34 AM »

Quote from: Pako on July 07, 2009, 09:36:21 AM

> Follow Mystia.

> Fantasize about Kaguya.

>You follow Mystia, whilst thinking about NEETs in various compromising positions. Rumia grabs the Cement Boot and skips along after you.
>You return to the front hall, and find Kaguya patiently waiting by the western exit. There is a large, luxurious looking bed, balanced on the back and shoulders of a very beleaguered-looking Reisen. "Ready?" Mystia asks.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #782 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:11:32 AM »

> "Ready when you are sweety pie."

Pesco · « **Reply #783 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:38:08 AM »

> Off to China we go!

Zbo · « **Reply #784 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:39:50 AM »

> A huge vibrator-looking robot appeared out of nowhere.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #785 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:03:01 AM »

Quote from: Pako on July 07, 2009, 10:11:32 AM

> "Ready when you are sweety pie."

>Mystia just sighs, and the lot of you make your way out, Reisen making strained whimpers from time to time as she plods along, trying to keep up.

Quote from: Pesco on July 07, 2009, 10:38:08 AM

> Off to China we go!

>You make your way back to the gates of Scarlet Devil Manor. Along the way, Rumia tries to say something again, resulting in more terrible distortion noises. Mystia gives her a very concerned glance. "S-she's not supposed to be doing that..." Kaguya nods in agreement, frowning. Reisen is trying very hard to keep up.

>_

Cadmas · « **Reply #786 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:10:11 AM »

>Call Reisen a silly rabbit and tell her Trix are for kids.

Pako · « **Reply #787 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:13:38 AM »

> Grab Reisen's bunny tail.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #788 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:26:29 AM »

>Tell Mystia that it is normal, act confident and pee your pants.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #789 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:40:33 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on July 07, 2009, 11:10:11 AM

>Call Reisen a silly rabbit and tell her Trix are for kids.

>Reisen can only whimper and tear up a little as she struggles under her burden.

Quote from: Pako on July 07, 2009, 11:13:38 AM

> Grab Reisen's bunny tail.

>You grab Reisen's tail. She emits a strained squeak and jumps in surprise, staring to lose her balance. "It would please me if you would not tease my rabbits when they are laboring on your behalf," Kaguya says.

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on July 07, 2009, 11:26:29 AM

>Tell Mystia that it is normal, act confident and pee your pants.

>"Uhhh..." Mystia replies. Perhaps it is best for everyone that you've not had a drink in some time, and thus cannot really pull off that last bit.
>Reisen is starting to sway dangerously now.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #790 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:47:13 AM »

> Watch Reisen acting like she always does.

> Drink the nearest liquid material.

> Ask Kaguya why we haven't seen Tewi yet.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #791 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:48:35 AM »

> Pinch her

Pesco · « **Reply #792 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:51:31 AM »

> Have Rumia pull funny faces.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #793 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:21:00 PM »

Quote from: Pako on July 07, 2009, 11:47:13 AM

> Watch Reisen acting like she always does.

> Drink the nearest liquid material.

> Ask Kaguya why we haven't seen Tewi yet.

>You watch Reisen sway and whimper. She's trying to spread her feet to balance, not really having any other options.
>Kaguya shrugs. Perhaps Tewi is hiding?

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on July 07, 2009, 11:48:35 AM

> Pinch her

>There's like five hundred people who fit that pronoun, man!

Quote from: Pesco on July 07, 2009, 11:51:31 AM

> Have Rumia pull funny faces.

>You suggest Rumia make some silly faces. She gives distorted squeak in reply, and slaps her hands onto her cheeks, and begins to distort her face.

>_

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #794 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:26:09 PM »

Quote from: Purjew on July 07, 2009, 12:21:00 PM

>There's like five hundred people who fit that pronoun, man!

> Then pinch all of them. We have to find whoever he meant eventually.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #795 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:27:14 PM »

> Molest Reisen

[Pesco]That's how you fix posts around here.[/Pesco]

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #796 on:** July 07, 2009, 01:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on July 07, 2009, 01:27:14 PM

> Molest Reisen

fixed

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #797 on:** July 07, 2009, 06:00:06 PM »

>Super help Reisen

I know, I'm too nice

[pesco] :V[/pesco]

Pako · « **Reply #798 on:** July 07, 2009, 06:01:46 PM »

> Tell Mystia that she should sell tacos at her grilled eel stand.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #799 on:** July 07, 2009, 07:48:40 PM »

>Stop being an evil spirit and help Ustuho take over the world

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #800 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:56:52 AM »

Quote from: Roukanken on July 07, 2009, 12:26:09 PM

Quote from: Purjew on July 07, 2009, 12:21:00 PM
>There's like five hundred people who fit that pronoun, man!
> Then pinch all of them. We have to find whoever he meant eventually.

>That would take like three years!

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on July 07, 2009, 01:27:14 PM

> Molest Reisen

Reisen is not a mole. She is a rabbit. Whether she is rabbitest, I cannot say.

Quote from: UncertainKitten on July 07, 2009, 06:00:06 PM

>Super help Reisen
[pesco] :V[/pesco]

>You not sure if it's super helpful, but a steadying hand on the bed certainly is helpful in keeping her from falling and having the bed fall on her.

Quote from: Pako on July 07, 2009, 06:01:46 PM

> Tell Mystia that she should sell tacos at her grilled eel stand.

>"You really think people would be into that?" she asks. "Maybe I could try them..."

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on July 07, 2009, 07:48:40 PM

>Stop being an evil spirit and help Ustuho take over the world

>Well, Keine said she was out there somewhere.

>_

Cadmas · « **Reply #801 on:** July 08, 2009, 01:12:52 AM »

>Try to stay away from the Village.

Pako · « **Reply #802 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:46:15 AM »

> Go to deliver the bed and pillows to China, if she says she doesn't like it then hit her as hard as possible with your cement boot.

Pesco · « **Reply #803 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:54:40 AM »

> Rabbitest Reisen
> Birdest Mystia
> NEETest Kaguya
> Door-guardest China

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #804 on:** July 08, 2009, 06:50:40 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on July 08, 2009, 01:12:52 AM

>Try to stay away from the Village.

>You wouldn't know why you are there to begin with.

Quote from: Pako on July 08, 2009, 05:46:15 AM

> Go to deliver the bed and pillows to China, if she says she doesn't like it then hit her as hard as possible with your cement boot.

>Eventually, you make your way back to the gates of Scarlet Devil Manor, slowly but steadily. As Reisen drops the bed and collapses onto it, Hong Meiling looks it over, and nods approvingly. "Oh baby, I am going to sleep well tonight... So, uh, that tour? Just say the word. I got one of the kitchen maids to agree to it, or I'll hit her really hard."

Quote from: Pesco on July 08, 2009, 05:54:40 AM

> Rabbitest Reisen
> Birdest Mystia
> NEETest Kaguya
> Door-guardest China

>Congratulations! You have unlocked the credits!

>_

Pako · « **Reply #805 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:01:15 AM »

> Agree to get the tour.

> Tell Kaguya your plan: if we see Sakuya we will say we have come here to be maids.

> Ask Rumia if she want to be your BFF.

> Lick your tong.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #806 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:24:05 AM »

Quote from: Pako on July 08, 2009, 07:01:15 AM

> Agree to get the tour.

> Tell Kaguya your plan: if we see Sakuya we will say we have come here to be maids.

> Ask Rumia if she want to be your BFF.

> Lick your tong.

>"Okay," says China, as she turns and waves toward the manor. "Just don't do noting stupid, alright? Otherwise I'll have to pile drive you or something. Boss is really bad about things getting out of line."
>Whilst Hong Meiling is distracted, you whisper your plan to Kaguya. She nods. "So we're gonna ditch the maid, right?" Mystia asks.
>Rumia nods, and says something in with that terrible distorted noise whilst smiling.
>You lack any tongs. Maybe if you bothered the kappas for a set...

>_

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #807 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:42:52 AM »

>Headbutt Rumia until she switches to a channel we like.
>Give exhausted Reisen piggy-back ride. Feel her up once she falls asleep.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #808 on:** July 08, 2009, 10:36:39 AM »

Quote from: Mr_Bob on July 08, 2009, 09:42:52 AM

>Headbutt Rumia until she switches to a channel we like.
>Give exhausted Reisen piggy-back ride. Feel her up once she falls asleep.

>WHAM! It doesn't work. WHAM!! It still doesn't work. WHAM!!! Ow your forehead! Rumia seems a bit phased by the treatment, in the sense she is staggering a little and clutching her head, but you do not seem to have Keine's touch for this sort of thing, and she is still spouting distortion.
>You glance over to Reisen, still collapsed on the bed and traumatized by her experience. She looks too big to give piggyback rides to. And too broken. China notes you paying attention to her, and says, "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her."
>A faerie in a maid uniform flies to the gate and lands. China opens it, and says, "Alright, don't let me catch you doing anything stupid, or I'll have to introduce your faces to the pavement. Nothing personal, I'm delighted with the bed and all, but it's my job and such. So behave."
>The faerie curtsies to your group, then says, "This way, please. Do you have anywhere you'd like to start?"

>_

Pako · « **Reply #809 on:** July 08, 2009, 10:37:45 AM »

> Yes please, show us the maid rooms.