Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path  (Read 171875 times)

Pesco

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #480 on: June 28, 2009, 09:01:35 AM »
> Deaf to all but the song

Pako

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #481 on: June 28, 2009, 09:07:04 AM »
> Tell Eirin that Unzan is manlier then Rinnosuke and go search the poltergeists.

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E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #482 on: June 28, 2009, 01:48:26 PM »
>Inquire if any wabbits are being wascally
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #483 on: June 28, 2009, 03:03:16 PM »
>Inquire who sold Eirin the kidney, and how long ago. Re-equip the flail. Then search for source of unearthly music.

>"Rinnosuke, of course," Eirin says. "I bought it this morning as a curiosity."
>You reequip the flail of Cirnobyl. It is snoring lightly.
 
> Deaf to all but the song

>It's mean to ask a question that you don't actually listen to the answer of, but the song is admittedly pretty catchy.

> Tell Eirin that Unzan is manlier then Rinnosuke and go search the poltergeists.

>"I wouldn't argue," she replies as you leave the office. You return to the halls, and find yourself drawn toward the courtyard to the east as you follow the tune.

>Inquire if any wabbits are being wascally

>"M-maybe?" Mystia says in a voice soft enough that you can hardly hear it. As you step into the courtyard, you notice that she's developed a case of the nervous shakes and is blushing fiercely. She gives a small "Eep!" after looking around.
>The courtyard is a courtyard; it's got walls on all four of its sides closing in a field. It would probably be rather pretty, but it's quite crowded at the moment. A gazebo rests in the middle, which is currently being dominated by the Prismriver Sisters as they lay down their funky beats, with a crowd of several dozen rabbits around it, and some faeries floating overhead. Off to the side, you see Tewi sitting at a card table, apparently waiting for someone to approach while watching the performance. Kaguya is sitting among the rabbits, bobbing her head roughly in time with the music. Oddly enough, Yugi is also here, with a different-colored book than before in one hand, and a dish of sake in the other. She seems oblivious to what is going on around her. Obvious exits are east, south, and west.

>_

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #484 on: June 28, 2009, 03:08:56 PM »
Damn, that's a nice song, but alas, we have a job to do.
>Prepare Flail of Cirnobyl, and ckeck probability of imbuing with eternity powers (As in, get Kaguya inside as well)

Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #485 on: June 28, 2009, 03:09:42 PM »
>Approach Yuugi and ask why shes in more places than Suika and about onion rings.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #486 on: June 28, 2009, 03:16:08 PM »
Damn, that's a nice song, but alas, we have a job to do.
>Prepare Flail of Cirnobyl, and ckeck probability of imbuing with eternity powers (As in, get Kaguya inside as well)

>Who knows what would happen if you did that? Aside from make it too heavy to easily lift. Or perhaps not!?

>Approach Yuugi and ask why shes in more places than Suika and about onion rings.

>She looks up. "Oh hey, you're that guy." Upon hearing your question, she answers, "Don't talk to me about onions. And I'm here because I'm off duty and I like the music."

>_

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #487 on: June 28, 2009, 03:28:41 PM »
If anything will happen someday to the Cirnoflail, is that it's getting stronger.
>Check own strength

E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #488 on: June 28, 2009, 03:41:39 PM »
>"'Off duty?'"
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Pako

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #489 on: June 28, 2009, 05:16:44 PM »
> Search for Yuyuko (we can bribe her using Mystia).

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #490 on: June 28, 2009, 05:22:17 PM »
>Check own strength

>You are not especially beefy,

>"'Off duty?'"

>"Yeah," says Yugi, setting her book aside. "Reimu's got that operation going, right? So she pays me of to beat the shit out of anyone that gives her shit."

> Search for Yuyuko (we can bribe her using Mystia).

>There are no ghost princesses in the vicinity that you can see.

>_

Pako

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #491 on: June 28, 2009, 05:23:54 PM »
> Tell Yuugi, Merlin gave Reimu shit.

« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 05:26:22 PM by Purjew »

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #492 on: June 28, 2009, 05:26:34 PM »
> Tell Yuugi, Merlin gave Reimu shit.

>Yugi gives a shrug. "Only matters when I'm on the clock. I didn't see it, it didn't happen."

>_

Pesco

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #493 on: June 28, 2009, 05:33:13 PM »
> Drop sake

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #494 on: June 28, 2009, 05:33:40 PM »
>Anger the gazebo


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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #495 on: June 28, 2009, 05:38:46 PM »
> Drop sake

>You do not possess any sake to drop.

>Anger the gazebo

>You shake your fist in the general direction of the gazebo and say a few coice things about its hardwoods and softwoods. A few rabbits and Yugi look at you as though you were wearing underwear on your head. The gazebo is unmoved by your taunts.

>_

Pesco

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #496 on: June 28, 2009, 05:39:53 PM »
> Cause sake to drop (ownership not required)

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #497 on: June 28, 2009, 05:47:42 PM »
> Cause sake to drop (ownership not required)

>With Yugi distracted by your attempts to enrage the gazebo, it is a simple thing to upend her saucer. Quick as a wink, she slides her other hand under it and corrects for the spillage, and darts out to catch the stay droplets.
>Unfortunately you only see about half of this, as she also takes her recently freed hand and gives you a chop to the kidneys, which is not at all pleasant given your recent escapades. This has the side effect of dropping you to the ground. When the pain clears, Yugi is drinking as though nothing happened.

>_

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #498 on: June 28, 2009, 05:48:40 PM »
« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 05:54:09 PM by UncertainKitten »


Pesco

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #499 on: June 28, 2009, 05:53:45 PM »
> Onion rings
> Tewi penis
« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 05:57:25 PM by Pesco47 »

Pako

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #500 on: June 28, 2009, 06:10:38 PM »
> Pray to Suwako for help.
> if the above doesn't work ask Mystia to make everyone nightblind.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #501 on: June 28, 2009, 06:43:04 PM »
>I said Anger the Gazebo

>It's busy.

> Onion rings
> Tewi penis

>I will end you.

> Pray to Suwako for help.
> if the above doesn't work ask Mystia to make everyone nightblind.

>You pray to Suwako. You think you hear a distant frog croaking, but nothing else.
>Mystia frowns, and shuffles her feet a bit. "I-I could...if it was dark...b-b-but that would be mean to H-Houraisan-sama..." She is blushing brightly enough to function as a crude nightlight now.

>_

Pako

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #502 on: June 28, 2009, 06:53:56 PM »
> say fuck it, force yourself to the prismrivers, and ask politely an autograph for your daughter, wink to Mystia.

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E-Nazrin

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #503 on: June 28, 2009, 07:10:05 PM »
>Wait, before that, ask why Mystia didn't like the music. For posterity.
> Also call her "Sweetcheeks"
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Pesco

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #504 on: June 28, 2009, 07:11:57 PM »
> Call Mystia our sweet little nightingale
> Tewi x Koishi

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #505 on: June 28, 2009, 07:33:08 PM »
>  also also complement Yuugi's moxie
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #506 on: June 28, 2009, 11:18:01 PM »
> say fuck it, force yourself to the prismrivers, and ask politely an autograph for your daughter, wink to Mystia.

>You start to make your way through the crowd of rabbits.

>Wait, before that, ask why Mystia didn't like the music. For posterity.
> Also call her "Sweetcheeks"

>But before that, you inquire into Mystia's musical tastes. "I-I never said I didn't like them! What makes you think that I do?"  For a brief moment, her irritation seems to overcome her mortification. Then you call her sweetcheeks and it all comes crashing back.

> Call Mystia our sweet little nightingale
> Tewi x Koishi

>"D-don't say those kinds of things..."
>Don't say those kinds of things.

>  also also complement Yuugi's moxie

>"And you take a punch like a champ," she says in turn, while reclaiming her book and turning back to her page.

>_

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #507 on: June 28, 2009, 11:24:20 PM »
>Hug the Mystia.
>Make mental note to ask Rinnosuke for rope.


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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #508 on: June 28, 2009, 11:35:05 PM »
>Hug the Mystia.
>Make mental note to ask Rinnosuke for rope.

>You hug Mystia. She is tense enough that it feels somewhat like hugging a tree. Yugi chuckles, and gets a death glare from Mystia for the trouble.

>_

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #509 on: June 28, 2009, 11:44:28 PM »
Ok, time to die

>Hug Yugi was well