Guide me along this barren path

[Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie]

>Eat good nuggets!

[Hello Purvis]

> open up Cirno's cover, and force feed Cirno.
> Look at Mystia and give her a "it is a long story so don't ask" look.

>You forcefeed Cirno the eel bit. She is a little surprised by this, to say the least. But she doesn't resist that much. "Hey man, you could have just dropped it in!"
>Mystia watches the exchange with a rather adorable grimace. "T-this is like the time Yugi told me I didn't see nothing," she says with a timid nod.

>Eat good nuggets!

>Man they ain't no nuggets here. And I don't wanna buy your cheeseburgers either!

>_

[Schpwuette]

> Ask what she didn't see that time with Yuugi

[Pako]

>If we made Cirno into a weapon, it has to be possible to make Mystia into a weapon (secondary weapon) check if we have usable items to do this.

[Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie]

> Get away from there!

[Hello Purvis]

> Ask what she didn't see that time with Yuugi

>"I didn't s-see anything..." She says, looking around furtively.

>If we made Cirno into a weapon, it has to be possible to make Mystia into a weapon (secondary weapon) check if we have usable items to do this.

>Perhaps! But that will be up to you to figure out.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Alice's Panties (worn as Helmet)
>Flail of Cirnobyl
>Wriggle's (Spare) Cape (Worn as cape)
>Fireflies in a Jar

> Get away from there!

>If I were a mind reader rather than a text parser, trust me when I say I'd be rich as hell.

>_

[Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie]

> Die?

[Hello Purvis]

> Die?

>Oh, I know this one! It means "The".

>_

[Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie]

> Build an invisible trap and commint invisible suicide!

[Hello Purvis]

> Build an invisible trap and commint invisible suicide!

>I'm sorry, this game isn't available in Turkish.

>_

[Pako]

> Go visit Reimu, taking Mystia with you obviously.

[deslar`ris]

>hand mystia spare needles for possible aerial attacks

>prepare pick-up lines along the way

[Hello Purvis]

> Go visit Reimu, taking Mystia with you obviously.

>You go to the shrine grounds
>Passing under the gate, you see that the grounds of the shrine are covered with tables and chairs, enough to seat dozens of people. It is empty now, but you see Reimu sitting at the shrine's steps, counting money. Here and there, scraps of paper litter the tables and the shrine grounds; as well as a number of colored plastic chips. Yugi stands at the corner of the shrine, with her nose buried in some kind of book.

>hand mystia spare needles for possible aerial attacks

>prepare pick-up lines along the way

>You discretely arm Mystia, who takes the needles with a questioning look.
>You prepare yourself to ask your victim if she is Jamaican, if her parents were astronauts, compliment the quality of her shoes, or ask if she cleans her pants with windex.

>_

[deslar`ris]

>Approach Reimu
>let the pick-up lines flow (start with the windex one)
>question her about taking an item from Mystia

[Hello Purvis]

>Approach Reimu
>let the pick-up lines flow (start with the windex one)
>question her about taking an item from Mystia

>You approach Reimu, who looks up at you and says, "We're done for the day."
>You launch into your pick-up lines, none of which seem to have any effect aside from making her sigh and say, "This is what I get for being pretty much the only straight person in Gensokyo, isn't it?"
>When asked about the Eel Bezoar she says, "Oh, that rock thing? Yeah, that's mine now, til birdie here pays off her debts."
>Mystia has taken to hiding behind you at this point.

>_

[deslar`ris]

>take out money and threaten to take your donations elsewhere

>if we're broke: go to Yugi and tell her you witnessed Reimu pouring sake down the sink

[Hello Purvis]

>take out money and threaten to take your donations elsewhere

>if we're broke: go to Yugi and tell her you witnessed Reimu pouring sake down the sink

>You never actually took any money from Alice, so you are left with the second Option.
>"Wasn't my sake," Yugi mutters while turning a page, not bothering to look up from her book.
>Reimu frowns at you.

>_

[E-Nazrin]

>Jerk a thumb at Mystia
> "How much she owe, then?"

[Hello Purvis]

>Jerk a thumb at Mystia
> "How much she owe, then?"

>"Fifty ☼," she answers.
>For those of you who cannot pronounce ☼ properly, you may substitute currency or ducats.

>_

[Sana]

>Ask what happens if Mystia doesn't pay

[Hello Purvis]

>Ask what happens if Mystia doesn't pay

>"I hock this thingy or maybe keep it," Reimu says. "Depending on how much trouble birdy's given me, I might break her legs or something. We'll cross that bridge when we get there, I suppose."
>Mystia is definitely cowering behind you now.

>_

[deslar`ris]

>Offer to do a quest job for her

[Zengar Zombolt]

>Check about knowledge about Oni pressure points

[UncertainJakutten]

Since all the other jokes have been used, I'll just play normally

>See if you can trade Mystia for the Eel Bezoar.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

>Trade Alice Panties, surely the Eel Bezoar is a higher class item.

[Hello Purvis]

>Offer to do a quest job for her

>"Eh..."

>Check about knowledge about Oni pressure points

>Unfortunately, you have no specialized skills like that.

>See if you can trade Mystia for the Eel Bezoar.

>"Maybe. I suppose she could clean up for a couple years or something. Maybe beat up Yuyuko if she tries to steal autumn for whatever crazy ghost reason."
>"D-don't even j-joke about that..." Mystia says in a small voice.

>Trade Alice Panties, surely the Eel Bezoar is a higher class item.

>"You know," Reimu says, "I was trying not to say anything out of politeness... But, those are really ol' Crazydolls' undies? For real? Lemme see." She holds out a hand for them.

>_

[♛ Apher-Forte]

>Give her panties, remove from head. Confirm by telling her it smells like Alice pooped in them as usual.

[Easy Mode]

>Octagon

[Hello Purvis]

>Give her panties, remove from head. Confirm by telling her it smells like Alice pooped in them as usual.

>Reimu looks them over. "You know. I asked you to lemme see them, but in thinking on it a little more, I have no idea how I'd prove if it were true or not. But you know what? No one else does either. And I could get something for these from the right people... Okay, deal."
>Reimu hands you back the panties and walks into the shrine. She comes back with a stone in hand. It looks pretty much like a normal rock, with some layers crumbling off it to reveal a different but no more interesting rock underneath. "That's it!" Mystia squeaks, as the stone and the panties change hands.
>You get an Eel Bezoar

>Octagon

>You can't see that color.

>_

[deslar`ris]

> Introduce face to palm
> Check inventory
> Ask Reimu to join Party (Bribe her if need be)
> Exits?