Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 171916 times)

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #270 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:24:53 PM »

>Attempt to sneak out of the house with Wriggle, unnoticed.

Moerin · « **Reply #271 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:28:59 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 09:24:53 PM

>Attempt to sneak out of the house and elope with Wriggle, unnoticed.

Fixed.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #272 on:** June 23, 2009, 12:37:44 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 09:24:53 PM

>Attempt to sneak out of the house with Wriggle, unnoticed.

>Unfortunately, the only way out at the moment involves going into the next room, where Alice is presently muttering and sewing away at something.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #273 on:** June 23, 2009, 01:22:24 AM »

>Put the Crude Doll on the edge of the open doorway and do a damsel-in-distress voice "Miss Alice, Miss Alice, come quick!"
>Ambush Alice at the door

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #274 on:** June 23, 2009, 01:36:48 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse on June 23, 2009, 01:22:24 AM

>Put the Crude Doll on the edge of the open doorway and do a damsel-in-distress voice "Miss Alice, Miss Alice, come quick!"
>Ambush Alice at the door

>Alice leaps from her chair, clearly startled, and looks around widely. She quickly spots the crude doll and dashes toward it. "Oh you poor thing what did those monsters do to you!" she says quickly, practically running all her words together. Then she stops, about halfway to the door. "Wait, you're not one of mine!"

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #275 on:** June 23, 2009, 02:18:39 AM »

>slam the door open and attack Alice with the flail

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #276 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:30:44 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 23, 2009, 02:18:39 AM

>slam the door open and attack Alice with the flail

>You charge out to give Alice a flailin'! She is caught off guard by the attack, and the Chernobyl flail smites her across the head most puissantly. Unfortunately, the knot is the towel is loosed by the blow, and the Cement Boot falls free. Alice is still standing, but bent over double and cursing floridly whilst clutching her head with both hands.

>_

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #277 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:37:44 AM »

>Quick! Tie her up with the rope! Get Wriggle to help!

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #278 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:00:42 AM »

>Affix knee to chin

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #279 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:08:32 AM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 23, 2009, 04:37:44 AM

>Quick! Tie her up with the rope! Get Wriggle to help!

>You prepare the rope and call for Wriggle to help.

Quote from: E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse on June 23, 2009, 05:00:42 AM

>Affix knee to chin

>Alice's swearing comes to a painful end as you reintroduce her teeth to each other with an audible clack. The falls over, and in short order you and Wriggle have her bound. She doesn't say anything, but she glares at you with all kinds of venom through her obvious pain and shock.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #280 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:20:42 AM »

>Pat Alice on the head and call her a good girl
> but watch for the teeth

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #281 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:21:36 AM »

>Put her to sleep with tender violence

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #282 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:44:16 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse on June 23, 2009, 05:20:42 AM

>Pat Alice on the head and call her a good girl
> but watch for the teeth

>She just glares daggers at you, and starts to retort...

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 23, 2009, 05:21:36 AM

>Put her to sleep with tender violence

>Then you romance the side of her head with your knuckles. "Damn son," says Wriggle.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #283 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:52:16 AM »

>sacrifice crude doll to the fist of Unzan

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #284 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:15:44 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse on June 23, 2009, 05:52:16 AM

>sacrifice crude doll to the fist of Unzan

>There is no altar here.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #285 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:26:49 AM »

>blame Shihuza

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #286 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:31:50 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse on June 23, 2009, 06:26:49 AM

>blame Shihuza

>A tree blight upon her house!

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #287 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:08:06 AM »

> ask what Alice was going to do to us, then check her person for anything useful, and watch out for any possible underhanded things she may do.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #288 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 23, 2009, 08:08:06 AM

> ask what Alice was going to do to us, then check her person for anything useful, and watch out for any possible underhanded things she may do.

>Alice is presently too unconscious to answer questions. Sorry, should have been more clear with that. Alice isn't carrying much on her person that screams useful or interesting. A few odd-looking coins in her pockets, and a folded piece of paper.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #289 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:43:21 AM »

> Check folded piece of paper.
> Dress Wriggle up in female clothes.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #290 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:13:07 AM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 23, 2009, 08:43:21 AM

> Check folded piece of paper.
> Dress Wriggle up in female clothes.

>The paper seems to be plans for what is written, in shaking handwriting, "Better, loyal dolls". There seems to be some curious bits in there; such as the captured soul locus, the excrutiator, and the napalm chamber. You really don't have any idea if this would work at all, you're not a dollmaker like Alice, but chances are if it didn't it'd be way too late for the likes of you.
>You have no female clothes to dress Wriggle in. You don't think she'd be down with this anyways. That cape is pretty spiffy, after all.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #291 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:32:01 AM »

>Complement Wriggle's cape

>examine coins

>mourn proton flail

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #292 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:43:29 AM »

Quote from: E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse E-mouse on June 23, 2009, 09:32:01 AM

>Complement Wriggle's cape

>examine coins

>mourn proton flail

>"Yeah, it's pretty bitchin'," Wriggle says with an proud nod.
>There are six coins, bearing a scene what what you think is probably the town north of Rinnosuke's shop on one side, and what seems to be a stylized pinwheel danmaku pattern on the other side; you can't make out who is shooting it, they are obscured. They seem to be made of nickel.
>You mourn the passing of the Flail. You could rebuild it, but...would it serve you so well next time? The Cement Boot sits on the floor, unable to answer the unasked question.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #293 on:** June 23, 2009, 10:40:26 AM »

>take Cement boot, check inventory

trancehime · « **Reply #294 on:** June 23, 2009, 11:49:41 AM »

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on June 22, 2009, 04:11:25 PM

Aren't you glad your days will always get cheered up by people you are tsundere for?

What is the use of being emo? Nothing!

C'mon sing it with me! What it is good for? Absolutely Nothing! Huh!

>Say "Fuck you."

Pesco · « **Reply #295 on:** June 23, 2009, 12:16:54 PM »

> Acquire panties headgear.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #296 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 23, 2009, 10:40:26 AM

>take Cement boot, check inventory

>You reclaim the Cement Boot.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts

Quote from: TranceHime on June 23, 2009, 11:49:41 AM

>Say "Fuck you."

>You make a declaration of fuck. "You tell her," Wriggle says.

Quote from: Pesco47 on June 23, 2009, 12:16:54 PM

> Acquire panties headgear.

>You steal Alice's Panties and place them upon your head. This set features a small bow that now rests upon you forehead! Wriggle looks at you as though you had just vomited a rainbow. "D-dude! What the hell?! That's...what!?"

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #297 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:07:06 PM »

>Flirt with Wriggle.

Pesco · « **Reply #298 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:08:13 PM »

> Shave Alice's head

Cadmas · « **Reply #299 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:15:49 PM »

You guys just want to be eaten don't yous.

>Search Current Room for useful objects.