Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Topic started by: trancehime on June 18, 2009, 11:06:24 AM
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I am a wayward soul wandering in an environment I once could call home
Now, I can no longer find solace in posting in that certain place.
Guide me, friends...
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Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica
Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo
To martinique, that monserrat mystique
Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo
Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse
Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
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Listen to this girl ^
she knows her music well.
Also, in times like these, as a male person (despite being feminine) should down a few beers at a local tavern and hit up a few rounds of snooker. Smoke some shit up and get way over the counter, piss over it and down a couple more if they didn't shoot you yet, and then cuss at the wall as well as fat guy who couldn't get a girlfriend but still thinks he is attractive.
After of which, as you lay bruised, and battered, remember this is not the end, that after you survive this, you shall not call strife as strife but rather opportunity. At the next chance you get, you shall donate freely to the orphanage and the church, remember to answer the call to nature and dedicate yourself wholeheartedly to a worldly cause such as helping endangered animals and curbing the hunt of little arctic seals.
As you dwell and bask in glory of your good deeds, remember that all this is only a given, in time they will be gone. Suck it up and down a few more beers and grow a beard and some body hair, pick up your nearest rifle and then go out and shoot taht good for nothing neighbour of yours.
Before he closes his eyes finally and die,
whisper into his ears, 'I fucked your wife.' You can always fulfill the promise later as he writhes and curses your soul to hell.
Trust me, you are doing the woman a favor.
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You know I should have known fucking better than to post a topic like this here
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Like I said, board wiped, TSO went for the overhaul, and then a bunch of people were kicked out of their basements and were forced to set up stall waiting in line to participate in the next American Idol... I mean...er... Idiot maiden/Idiot deity awards.
Either that, or you are asking why the Smirks?
It is a temporary thing, every kid wants to be cool.
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Ever since I started school again I've been growing increasingly irritated to such things like this.
Maybe I need to take it easy... Or stop feeling so pathetic all the time
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Be more optimistic... or u'll end up like me
U DUN WANNA END UP LIKE ME RIGHT?!
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Or we can gaze at http://lucifersystem.blog111.fc2.com/
Seriously delicious trap alert.
Be wary of lurking TSOs
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I am a wayward soul wandering in an environment I once could call home
Now, I can no longer find solace in posting in that certain place.
Guide me, friends...
>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.
>_
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Or we can gaze at http://lucifersystem.blog111.fc2.com/
Seriously delicious trap alert.
Be wary of lurking TSOs
as far as i know lucifersystem uses druuuuugs.
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>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.
>Examine marks
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I am a wayward soul wandering in an environment I once could call home
Now, I can no longer find solace in posting in that certain place.
Guide me, friends...
>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.
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Damn, i lost my compass D:
I l
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>Examine marks
>Most of these are footprints, but there are a few old ruts left by wagons. Oh hey, a penny!
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Damn, i lost my compass D:
I l
>What?
>_
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>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.
>Examine marks
>You are eaten by a Grue.
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>escape Grue
>examine penny
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>examine penny
>It is a penny dated 1947, and a bit dirty. It seems some industrious hobo has carved the face of it to resemble an angry possum.
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>take penny
>hunt hobo
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>take penny
>hunt hobo
>You try to take the penny, but find it is haunted as a Penny Wraith emerges and nearly bites your hand.
>A Penny Wraith floats before you, menacing with copper spikes. Obvious exits are west.
>_
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>inventory
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>inventory
>Your Inventory contains:
> Banson's Aria
> Clothes on your back
> State ID Card
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>attack Penny Wraith with Clothes on your back
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>attack Penny Wraith with Clothes on your back
>You are far too modest to consider taking the clothes off your back with the possibility of others around. Particularly with the certainty of the Penny Wraith in your face.
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>FUCK THIS NOISE
>saunter west
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>You saunter to the west, you saunterist you.
>You come to a crossroads in the forest, with the path you are following merging into another road that runs north to south. A row of power lines runs along it, though one of the lines has snapped and dangles toward the road, periodically giving an ominous spark. It is partially tangled among the unbroken lines, so it has not fallen as far as it could; still a bit more than two yards above the ground.
>Nitori is standing below the broken power line, trying to jump up and grab it with no success.
>Obvious exits are North, South, and East.
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>examine Nitori
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>examine Nitori
>Nitori seems to be wearing a Proton Pack; with a ghost trap hanging off the side of it. She is busy trying to jump up and reach the broken power line, but is a good two feet too short to pull it off. Intent upon the task, she doesn't seem to have noticed you.
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>put it in~
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>put it in~
>Who the what now?
>_
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I hope that kappa knows what she's doing.
>search for rubber gloves
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I hope that kappa knows what she's doing.
>search for rubber gloves
>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.
>_
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Damnit you fuckers don't tre--
...Oh, wait, this... Fuck.
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>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.
>Are you sure that's safe?
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>Are you sure that's safe?
>Don't ask me, I'm just a text parser.
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Stop this madness now!
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>Don't ask me, I'm just a text parser.
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>...Or are you? You could be more, much more...
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>...Or are you? You could be more, much more...
>That's just the path to madness, holmes. You shouldn't doubt text parsers for no reason.
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>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.
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Don't worry, Nitori is an expert at this stuff.
She knows what she's doing, right? Right?!
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Best text parser ever.
>greet Nitori
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>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.
> I grab the power line and pull it down for Nitori, I am unaffected for already being a Spirit.
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>WRIGGLE
...Y'know, I'd complain, but I prefer the edited text to the original.
[ruro]I thought you might. :3[/ruro]
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>greet Nitori
>Nitori looks over and nods in your direction. "Hey, don't worry about this. I've got it under control. Well, once I can actually reach the thing."
> I grab the power line and pull it down for Nitori, I am unaffected for already being a Spirit.
>While your efforts are valiant, you're also a bit too short to grab the broken power line. Not as short as Nitori, but still.
>I'm onto your tricks, text parser, and I'm watching you.
>Man, why it gotta be like that? I thought we were cool.
>WRIGGLE
>You shimmy and shake. Moxious!
>_
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> I grab the power line and pull it down for Nitori, I am unaffected for already being a Spirit.
>While your efforts are valiant, you're also a bit too short to grab the broken power line. Not as short as Nitori, but still.
> I float up a bit higher to reach the powerline and then pull it down for Nitori.
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> I float up a bit higher to reach the powerline and then pull it down for Nitori.
>Hey man. You're just a regularish moujik here. None of that floating business. Elsewise Emouse would have already gotten himself out of the dungeon and gotten a time record.
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>I'm a freaking spirit, the last time I checked, Spirits can float, which means that I can levitate higher than most other people, but I am unable to take other people up with me
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>I'm a freaking spirit, the last time I checked, Spirits can float, which means that I can levitate higher than most other people, but I am unable to take other people up with me
>I have no record of you using examine self. >=|
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>examine self.
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>examine self.
>You are a regularish moujik. Average height, average size, et al. You don't possess any specialized skills that you know of; you're more a jack-of-all-trades sort. You are in reasonably good physical condition, though you might wanna schedule a check-up sometime this month. Not that you're sick, just an ounce of prevention is a pound of cure. You'd be surprised what they can catch early. But now I'm rambling.
>Your Inventory contains:
> Banson's Aria
> Clothes on your back
> State ID Card
> Wriggle
>If yall don't stop tryin' to hack the game so help me god I will turn this text adventure around and you'll never figure out the hell is up with that Hobo Penny.
[ruro]I am not playing this game, enjoy your empty threat :3[/ruro]
[purvis]Empty nothin'. You're an observer. =I[/purvis]
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>use Wriggle.
[ruro]hi5[/ruro]
[purvis]This is why we can't have nice things. =[[/purvis]
[ruro]Silencieux, you mere servant of the deities.[/ruro]
*hi5* All glory to our most wonderful goddess!
[purvis]Text parsers don't have faith scores. Besides, I got plans for Wriggle, don't worry.[/purvis]
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What if I provide a better answer?
>Use Ambidextrous Funkslinging
>Clothes + ID
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>Roundhouse kick power pole
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What if I provide a better answer?
>Use Ambidextrous Funkslinging
>Clothes + ID
>If you're too shy to take the clothes off your back in front of the undead, do you really think you'll do any better in front of something that's alive?
>REGARDLESS! You throw your State ID! It jostles the broken power line enough that it falls a bit, and Nitori is able to jump and grab it.
>Nitori takes the broken power line in hand, and strips the rubber off the end of it. Then, with a grin, she bites down upon the exposed line. A horrible sort of buzzing noise fills the air, and Nitori's hair stands on end. She jerks and convulses, but remains on her feet while smiling manically and biting down upon the powerline with frightening force. "Yeah! Tight! Tight!" she cries through her clinched teeth, before the transformer overhead explodes. Nitori slumps to the ground, leaning against the utility pole with a euphoric look on her face. It seems like she is a million miles away.
>Roundhouse kick power pole
>Nitori doesn't seem to notice.
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Should I feel awkward that my thread turned into a text-based adventure game thread?
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Should I feel awkward that my thread turned into a text-based adventure game thread?
....no?
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>mug Nitori whilst she's in her dazed state.
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>And don't forget the underwear.
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>mug Nitori whilst she's in her dazed state.
>You mug Nitori! You find:
>One Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
>One set of curiosly-shaped bullets
>Three screws
>Looks like she was travelling light today.
>And don't forget the underwear.
>Are you sure you should be doing that?
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>Take everything
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>Take everything
>Including the underwear.
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>Search her for cucumbers
Like fuck she'd leave the house without cucumbers.
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>Take everything
>You take the items
>Including the underwear.
>Okay fine. You take underwear. Jesus.
>Search her for cucumbers
>There are no cucumbers. Perhaps she ate them all already, or she has been mugged more than once.
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>Swear vengeance on competing muggers
>Make mental note to start a broken power cord drug ring
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>Exam Underwear
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>Wear underwear, on head.
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>Swear vengeance on competing muggers
>You vow revenge upon competing muggers. May the fleas of ten thousand hounds nest in their genitals.
>Exam Underwear
>They are underwear. This isn't rocket surgery, are you expecting something weird? ...Well, they do have an odor of cucumber about them.
>Wear underwear, on head.
>You now have a hat. You're well on your way to becoming a bad fan character.
>_
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>Inhale deeply
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>Distill moonshine in the free Panties, preferably cucumber-flavored Moonshine.
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>Do the dance, play that music
"Hey HA! WHAT it is good for?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HEY HA! HUH?
WHAT IT IS GOOD FOR?
SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE! HUH?
HEY HA! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"
> Make Nitori throw her backpack down and stomp it.
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>Inhale deeply
>You take a deep breath. Ah, fresh air, the smell of ozone from that power line, a slight hint of cucumber, and copper.
>Distill moonshine in the free Panties, preferably cucumber-flavored Moonshine.
>With what still? Because you ain't got no stills around here, homeskillet.
>Do the dance, play that music
"Hey HA! WHAT it is good for?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HEY HA! HUH?
WHAT IT IS GOOD FOR?
SAY IT AGAIN PEOPLE! HUH?
HEY HA! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"
> Make Nitori throw her backpack down and stomp it.
>You get your groove on. Then remove Nitori's empty backpack (she must have emptied it to make room for that proton pack you ganked) and stomp it. Humans and Kappa are age-old friends? HA!
>_
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>Head North.
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>Equip any spare Panties as Gloves. God willing, we'll be able to punch the sun!
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>Acquire Motorbike (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/HentaiKamen.jpg)
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>Cast Saucesphere. You may never know what will attack you.
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>Enjoy Nitori's facial expression.
> Head North.
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>Head North.
>You start to go north, and see something out of the corner of your eye. Oh hey, it's that Penny Wraith! That explains the smell of copper, doesn't it? The Penny Wraith certainly doesn't seem happy, as it approaches with claws outstretched and spikes of copper menacing.
>Equip any spare Panties as Gloves. God willing, we'll be able to punch the sun!
>She was only wearing one pair. Oh well, mayhaps you'll get to punch the sun anyhow.
>Acquire Motorbike (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/HentaiKamen.jpg)
>If there was a motorbike anywhere, you'd probably have seen it by now. Learn to read, for reals.
>Cast Saucesphere. You may never know what will attack you.
>You got no special skills, remember? Christ, I weep for our schools these days.
>Enjoy Nitori's facial expression.
>Hehehehe. Man. She's a million miles away, and clearly loving every minute of it. She probably doesn't even know you or that Penny Wraith are here right now.
>_
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>Make cheesy Kamen Rider-style speech
> and poses
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>Appease it with any cash offerings we have. If it doesn't work, unleash our inner horder and Pocket That Shit!
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>List any possible ways of escaping.
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>Make cheesy Kamen Rider-style speech
> and poses
>You make a melodramatic speech and pose! The Penny Wraith seems unimpressed. Perhaps if you tried being more like The Pain and stepping shit to the next level? Naw, you aren't that hip. Yet.
>Appease it with any cash offerings we have. If it doesn't work, unleash our inner horder and Pocket That Shit!
>I do not understand what you are trying to say. Please retype in either English or Jamaican Patois.
>List any possible ways of escaping.
>You could probably flee South. North is possible, but the Penny Wraith would probably be right behind you. East is presently being blocked by the Penny Wraith.
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>on second thought, let's try asking it why it's so angry. Perhaps we could befriend it.
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>And what about West?
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>on second thought, let's try asking it why it's so angry. Perhaps we could befriend it.
>You ask it why it's so angry. It answers: "I'm gonna hit you, boy. Your currency is going to give you a beating."
>And what about West?
>The way is blocked by thick trees. It'd be a huge pain to get through them in the best of times.
>_
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>Teach it AZN Pryde.
no wait...
>on second thought, let's try asking it why it's so angry. Perhaps we could befriend it.
You can do that?
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>Insult text parser
>Use proton pack as flail
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>Well, shit. It looks like we're boned really hard up the scphincter. Run like hell North.
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>Teach it AZN Pryde.
>Unfortunately, you are self-conscious.
>Insult text parser
>Use proton pack as flail
>Hey up your nose with a rubber hose, buddy.
>You use Proton pack as a flail.
>Well, it certainly didn't see that coming. You clock it clean across the face and drop it to the ground like a sack of potatoes. The Penny Wraith is now trying feebly to stand up.
>_
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>Kill it by hitting it with the Proton Pack repeatedly. Afterwards, salvage whatever you can from its body.
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>Kill it by hitting it with the Proton Pack repeatedly. Afterwards, salvage whatever you can from its body.
>You beat the Penny Wraith with the Proton Pack, dinging the latter up rather badly in the process. But not so badly as you beat up the Penny Wraith, splitting its head open and getting ectoplasm all over the ground.
>Afterwards, you collect one Hobo Penny and two Menacing Spikes of Copper from the remains.
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>Install upgrades
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>Turn Nitori into a motorbike
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>Install upgrades
>You're gonna have to be more specific.
>Turn Nitori into a motorbike
>How do you propose to do this with the supplies you have?
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>Smear Ectoplasm on face like War Paint
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You have the stomped backpack right?
& Hobo Penny and two Menacing Spikes of Copper so the next logical step would be to combine these items to form
Spiked Backpack (defensive wear) and Hobo Penny one time use explosive device.
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>Poke Nitori with copper spike. In the ass.
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>Smear Ectoplasm on face like War Paint
>Oh god that's cold! You smear the freezing and goopy ectoplasm on your face. It's kinda see-through, but it's there. Hopefully someone won't think you got sneezed on by a hippo or summat.
You have the stomped backpack right?
& Hobo Penny and two Menacing Spikes of Copper so the next logical step would be to combine these items to form
Spiked Backpack (defensive wear) and Hobo Penny one time use explosive device.
>That's a good idea! You should enter that into the parser.
>Poke Nitori with copper spike. In the ass.
>She's reclining face up. So you do the next best thing and prod her in the hip a little bit. She doesn't seem to notice. Prod Prod.
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>Use Nitori as war steed
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>Take Nitori
>She is too large to fit into your inventory.
>Use Nitori as war steed
>She's not going to be a very effective steed given she's currently trippin' out on voltage. Honestly, you're smarter than this. Make your mother proud of you.
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>Appease mother by giving her a half-kappa grandchild
>Bling up backpack with the rest of your stuff
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>Bling up backpack with the rest of your stuff
>Using two screws, you attach the two Menacing Spikes of Copper to the Flattened Kappa Backpack to create a Dwarven Backpack. Strike the Earth!
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>wield backpack
>look around
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>steal Nitori's clothing and equip it.
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>wield backpack
>look around
>You take the Dwarven Backpack in hand.
>You are at a crossroads in the forest, a T-style intersection to be precise. A row of utility poles runs along the road extending north and south; presently one of the lines has fallen and the transformer it is connected to has blown out. A bit of ectoplasm stains the crossroads, all that is left of a Penny Wraith.
>Nitori lies against one of the utility poles, having been thoroughly electrocuted and thoroughly burgled.
>Obvious exits are North, South, and East.
>steal Nitori's clothing and equip it.
>It wouldn't fit, she's way shorter than you.
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>Take the clothes anyway, you can sell 'em for a quick buck. And cucumber smell.
Some burglar we are!
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>Take the clothes anyway, you can sell 'em for a quick buck. And cucumber smell.
>Man, you better hope she doesn't remember who you are when she wakes up.
>You get Small Kappa Clothes
>_
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We've already ruined her proton pack. I don't think her opinion of us could get much worse.
>flip penny: heads = north, tails = south, edge = east
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>flip penny: heads = north, tails = south, edge = east
>The Hobo Penny lands on heads: You go north.
>You are on a long stretch of well-travelled but empty road. Forest lines the edges of the road, with a variety of bird song, insect trills, and other noises of nature. To the north, the road curves. You think you hear the sound of a fire crackling in that direction. Obvious exits are north, south, and east.
>_
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>Follow the path in search of the sounds of fire cracking
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>Follow the path in search of the sounds of fire cracking
>You go north.
>Going around the bend, you find a forest path much like the one you've been following thus far. However, that really isn't as interesting as the obvious source of the fire: There is a gigantic metal...something quite firmly wrapped around a tree, and on fire. There are two large wheels on it, suggesting it was some kind of vehicle.
>Suika stands at the opposite side of the road, looking at the wreckage with pursed lips while rubbing her chin as though in thought.
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>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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>Examine the metal something that is wrapped around the tree
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>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Don't make me come over there.
>Examine the metal something that is wrapped around the tree
>With some examination, you determine that you are looking at a motorcycle of some kind. However, it's probably the beefiest motorcycle you've ever seen, probably the size of a truck. The engine seems to be large enough for a semi; and is covered with various pullies, flywheels, and the like. You think there might even be jet engine parts on it. It is well and truly totaled, and it seems the engine is on fire.
>Suika glances at you, glances again, then returns to considering the wreckage.
>_
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>Attempt to salvage parts from the motorcycle, and if unsuccessful, ask Suika for help.
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>Attempt to salvage parts from the motorcycle, and if unsuccessful, ask Suika for help.
>You burn your hand very quickly trying to salvage flaming wreckage. "Oy, that shit gets pretty hot, innit?" Suika says. Upon asking for help, she shrugs, "Bugger all if I got a clue what to do about it. Zoggin' tree like got in me way."
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>Ask Suika if she is a viking
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>check to see if the dwarven backpack is fireproof or heat resistant
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>Ask Suika if she is a viking
>"That like a hemi or a roadie?" she asks, screwing her face up. "Oy, you know you got knickers on your head? And hippo snot like on your gob?"
>check to see if the dwarven backpack is fireproof or heat resistant
>The Menacing copper spikes are fire resistant. The rest is not, and during the testing process has caught on fire.
>_
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>attempt to put out the fire on the rest of the bag by throwing it to the ground and stomping on it, avoiding stepping on the copper spikes
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>attempt to put out the fire on the rest of the bag by throwing it to the ground and stomping on it, avoiding stepping on the copper spikes
>Your quick thinking has saved your now-Singed Dwarven Backpack.
>_
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>Use the ectoplasm on your face to put down the flames
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Poor Nitori. Left her Naked and unconscious in the woods.
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There's no need to feel sorry, it was all for the greater good.
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>Ask Suika what she's going to do
>She frowns. "I just zoggin' well went an' said I ain't got a bloody clue, innit I?"
>Use the ectoplasm on your face to put down the flames
>You gather your courage, and move your face into the fire. The ectoplasm on your face evaporates in the process, but apparently it is enough to deal with an oil and/or gasoline fire!
>"Bly me," Suika says, "You only went and headbutt out a fire! If y' had the horns, you'd be a hella oni."
>_
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>Ask Suika what happened, and if possible, ask her to join party
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>check items to see if we have anything to salvage or repair the motorcycle. Meanwhile, introduce yourself to Suika by our name. If we do not currently have a name, call ourselves Anon, or Jeff.
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>Ask Suika what happened, and if possible, ask her to join party
>She scratches her head, and screws up her face. "I was just cruisin' along like, and this zoggin' tree went an' got in me way when I was makin' the turn!"
>At your request to join, she shakes her head. "Naw, gotta unwrap me bike from this tree like. But here, for lendin' a hand." She hands you a Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine
>check items to see if we have anything to salvage or repair the motorcycle. Meanwhile, introduce yourself to Suika by our name. If we do not currently have a name, call ourselves Anon, or Jeff.
>Your Inventory contains:
> Banson's Aria
> Clothes on your back (worn as clothes)
> State ID Card
> Slighty Singed Dwarven Backpack
> Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
> Set of curiosly-shaped bullets
> Screw
> Nitori's Underwear (Worn as helmet)
> Nitori's Clothes
> Hobo Penny
> Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine
>You introduce yourself to Suika as Jeff Anthony Non. She introduces herself as Suika Ibuki. "I'll keep that name in mind," she adds, "And see if I don't!"
>_
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>Offer Suika the Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine, to get her to join our party
IGNORE THIS MOVE
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>Offer Suika the Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine, to get her to join our party
It would seem like a good idea, but we just got it from Suika...
oh yeah
>ask her where she's going
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>ask her where she's going
>"Go punch Yugi for awhile. Maybe set some things on fire. Y'know how it is."
>_
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>Ask Suika if there are any dangerous threats, objects, or beings in the general area
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>Smell wine (To know how powerful it is)
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>Ask Suika if there are any dangerous threats, objects, or beings in the general area
> "Ha! Easier to ask what's not dangerous like. S'what's fun about the place." She gives you a companionable punch in the arm. It will probably bruise later. Ow...
>Smell wine (To know how powerful it is)
>You smell the Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine. Oh god, that stuff will strip a battleship! How is it not melting through the bottle?
>_
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>Ask from what direction did she come from.
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>Ask from what direction did she come from.
>Suika jerks a thumb toward the north.
>_
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>If Possible, use the wine to remove the tree off of the bike
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>If Possible, use the wine to remove the tree off of the bike
>You apply the Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine to Suika's bike. The front end promptly rusts to pieces. The back end, however, is now seperate from the tree!
>Suika looks on in mute disbelief, slowly bring a hand to her forehead as she tries to comprehend this new reality you have thrust upon her.
>You now have an Empty Bottle.
>_
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>Convince Suika that the bike is now a unicycle.
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>Ask Suika for more alcohol, also ask if you can salvage the bike for parts
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>Convince Suika that the bike is now a unicycle.
>In her obvious confusion, Suika looks at you, and for a moment you can almost a sort of comprehension in her eyes, as though she were starting to buy it. Maybe a unicycle could work, yeah...
>Ask Suika for more alcohol, also ask if you can salvage the bike for parts
>Then the effect is shattered as though a pane of glass were tossed against the sideof a mountain. "Wot..." she says in reply, her tone carrying a growing feeling of 'I don't know what's going on, but I think I need to hit something.'
>_
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>Tell Suika that there's a naked, defenceless kappa she can hit just down the road.
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>Give Suika a piece of the motorcycle to punch at in case of danger
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>Tell Suika that there's a naked, defenceless kappa she can hit just down the road.
>Give Suika a piece of the motorcycle to punch at in case of danger
>You hand Suika a piece of former motorcycle, whilst telling her there's a kappa down the road she can give a proper beating.
>It doesn't seem to have worked as well as you would have hoped. But now she has a blunt object, so the chance of her headbutting you to death is significanlty lower!
>_
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>Build an armor out of the motorcycle parts. If impossible, build a shield.
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Well shit. Looks like she's going to beat us to death with the Motorcycle piece.
Let's try to defuse the situation. Ideas, anyone?
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>Build an armor out of the motorcycle parts. If impossible, build a shield.
>This is theoretically possible, but you'd need to examine it and find what fits with what can so on.
>_
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>Run to the hills!
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>Run to the hills!
>You haven't seen any hills around here yet.
>_
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>Examine Suika's behavior with extensive Psychological detail.
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>Examine Suika's behavior with extensive Psychological detail.
>You scruntize Suika's behavior and mannerisms, trying to recall what you know of psychology. It seems she is deeply displeased at this recent turn of events. It also seems she is swinging a large chuck of metal at your head. Everything goes dark afterwards, leaving your analysis incomplete.
>You awaken to find yourself rather sore and very cold. It seems you are in a bathtub full of ice in a darkened room.
>_
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God. This can't be good.
>Examine body
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>Make sure liver is still in body.
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>Examine body
>Your everything hurts. In particular, your torso hurts. Taking a closer look, you see a sutured cut on your side. Ah man, they took your friggin' kidney!
>Also you have a nasty bump on your head that'll be sore for awhile
>Make sure liver is still in body.
>Yeah, you're pretty sure you got that.
>_
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>examine room. Look for a light.
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>examine room. Look for a light.
>The room is dark, so it is a little hard to make everything out. But from what you can make of the shapes in the gloom, there seems to be a toilet on the nearby wall, a sink opposite of it, and a light fixture overhead. You think you see a door across the room.
>_
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>Begin Stroggification
>Try to open door. If it does not open, search for something to carve a key with it.
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>attempt to turn on the light.
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>Begin Stroggification
>Try to open door. If it does not open, search for something to carve a key with it.
>The door seems like it'll open pretty easily. Also leaving the tub is both painful and brings home the fact that you aren't wearing anything.
>attempt to turn on the light.
>The light turns on. It is painfully bright for a moment, but your eyes adjust. You are indeed in a bathroom. You can see your reflection in the medicine cabinet over the sink. You've seen better days. And they got your panty-hat, too!
>_
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>look around. See if there is anything to wear, at least.
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>look around. See if there is anything to wear, at least.
>You see there is a towel dangling off a towel rack near the bathtub. Aside from that, the bathroom looks pretty mundane. Sink, medicine cabinet, toilet, bathtub full of ice. Well, mostly mundane.
>_
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>wear the towel across the waist in such a way as to cover up the naughty bits. Check the Medicine Cabinet.
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>wear the towel across the waist in such a way as to cover up the naughty bits. Check the Medicine Cabinet.
>You put on the towel! Now you can face society with pride and show off your neat surgical scar!
>You open the medicine cabinet. There are several labeled bottles and glass vials inside. And an electric razor.
>_
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>examine bottle labels. Check the electric razor to see if there's any batteries
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>examine bottle labels. Check the electric razor to see if there's any batteries
>The bottles are:
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>The razor does have batteries and seems to be in working order.
>_
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>Take everything and go out of the bathroom.
>You loot the medicine cabinet and jet.
>Leaving the bathroom, you find yourself walking into what looks like an antique store. All kinds of curious and mundane items rest on shelves. To your left, you see a counter. Rinnosuke stands behind it, regarding your impassively. "Ah, I see you've woken up."
>_
(Edit: I checked Rinnosuke's page on the wiki to make sure I got my basic datums right. There was a flash ad for Craftsman Power Tools on it. I laught)
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>ask about how we got to Rinnosuke's store.
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>ask about how we got to Rinnosuke's store.
>"You were carried in by Miss Ibuki and Miss Cirno." He answers. "Miss Ibuki was most adamant that you owed her something."
>_
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That would seem to explain the ice. As for Suika, she probably wants a motorcycle.
>ask for a set of clothes we can wear.
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>ask for a set of clothes we can wear.
>Rinnosuke rubs his chin for a moment then says, "Well, I suppose it would be unkind to leave you in such a state. You may have that set." He gestures toward a rack near the wall where- Hey! Those are the Clothes That Were Formerly On Your Back! Hanging next to Nitori's clothes...
>_
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> Take your clothes and wear them. Look around the place for the backpack and hobo penny, examining any other items of interest.
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> Take your clothes and wear them. Look around the place for the backpack and hobo penny, examining any other items of interest.
>You get dressed! It is a bit painful, given the surgical wound.
>Looking around, you can see all of the items you were carrying have been displayed in various ways.
>The Hobo Penny has been placed inside the Empty Wine Bottle, which rests on a center stand.
>The Dwarven Backpack hangs on the wall.
>Banson's Aria sits on a shelf with Your State ID and the Set of Curiously Shaped Bullets.
>The Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap is in a glass case in the corner.
>The Screw and Nitori's Panties sit on the counter with Rinnosuke.
>There are a number of interesting items in the store
>An Antique Television with Rabbit Ear style Antenna
>An AOL CD, in the old tin cases they used to use
>An Erlenmeyer Flask
>Yukari's Cap
>Assorted Stainless Steel Parts of Something Mechanical
>A copy of Urquhart's Civil Engineering Handbook (Third Edition)
>Border of Life
>A old can of RC Cola
>A Cement Boot
>_
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>Ask about what we can take
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>Ask about what we can take
>Rinnosuke smiles. "You may take anything you please, as long as you intend to pay it."
>_
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>Crap, well, see if we can work here temporarily. DO NOT take any job offerings yet.
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>Crap, well, see if we can work here temporarily. DO NOT take any job offerings yet.
>"Well, I could be persuaded to part with a small thing, if you were willing to do a collection on my behalf."
>_
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>Say, "A collection, you say? Of what?"
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>Say, "A collection, you say? Of what?"
>Rinnosuke folds his hands. "Miss Lorelei offered me an eel bezoar that she had recently come across, for which I paid her a handsome sum. She has, however, been unfortunately slow in giving me the agreed item. Out of politeness, I had refrained from paying her a visit. But, were you to collect my bezoar, I could see to letting you have one, perhaps two small items in turn, a well as whatever Miss Lorelei would bequeath you in thanks for your services."
>_
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>Kangaroo with boxing gloves
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>Kangaroo with boxing gloves
>Denied. For now.
>_
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>Rush to the empty wine bottle, grab it, then knock out Rinnosuke with the empty wine bottle
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>Rush to the empty wine bottle, grab it, then knock out Rinnosuke with the empty wine bottle
>You rush to grab the empty wine bottle! As you take it in hand, though, Rinnosuke withdraws something from under the counter and stands. Turning to face him as you prepare to KO him, you see that he has produced what seems to be a minigun and has leveled it at you. "Did you really think that I had no way to protect my stock? Have you forgotten who my neighbors are? Now, put my bottle down and I shall endeavor to forget the last half minute."
>_
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>put the empty wine bottle back where it was
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>put the empty wine bottle back where it was
>"Very good," Rinnosuke says, having a seat and resting the firearm on his lap. "Now, in my kindness, I shall still allow you the job opening. Are you interested in doing some collections work? If not, I can accept exchanges as well."
>_
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>Agree To collection work and ask for additional information.
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I hate you all.
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I love you all.
We do too. Now shut up and get me a sammich
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>Agree To collection work and ask for additional information.
>Rinnosuke nods. "Done and done. I shall allow you to take the item of your choice to aid in your efforts. As for additional information. Well...Miss Lorelei runs a lamprey stand not far from town. You might also find her dealing with the the kappa to get her stock, though I hear that relation has also become rather strained. As well, you might find her in Hakurei's Shrine, she's become quite addicted to the attractions there of late."
>_
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Attractions? On my Hakurei Shrine?
>Ask about this blasphemy
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>Bid farewell to Rinnosuke and head to the lamprey stand.
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>take the cement boot as the item of choice before leaving
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Attractions? On my Hakurei Shrine?
>Ask about this blasphemy
>Rinnosuke gives a nod. "Oh yes. Miss Hakurei has done quite well for herself since she started her gambling operation there. It is a bit unseemly, I confess, but it is not the place of one such as I to complain."
>take the cement boot as the item of choice before leaving
>Before you leave, you snag the Cement Boot.
>Bid farewell to Rinnosuke and head to the lamprey stand.
>Rinnosuke inclines his head toward you as you leave the shop.
>Stepping outside, you can see what seems to be a town to the north, a plain of hills to the east, a forest to the south, and a mountain to the west. A road leads from the forest to the town, and a worn footpath meanders into the hilly plains. Obvious exits are north, south, east, and west.
>_
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>Go south.
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>Go south.
>You go south
>You are at the edge of the forest. The trees grow closely together; making it ominously shadowy here. Speaking of shadows, there is a curious sphere of dark flitting about overhead and slamming into trees with a prounced "Ouch, dammit!" each time and flying off in a random direction only to repeat the process. Obvious exits are North and South.
>_
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>continue south, but ignore the sphere of darkness. Be on the lookout for anything dangerous
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>continue south, but ignore the sphere of darkness. Be on the lookout for anything dangerous
>You continue South. You come to a place where the road makes an S-style curve. There is a tree here that has been terribly mangled by some kind of impact and burnt a little. A piece of metal lays in the middle of the road. Obvious exits are north and south.
>_
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>Examine the metal.
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>examine inventory
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>Examine the metal.
>It is a chuck of metal that seems to be a little singed. It also has a dent in it that makes the lump on your head hurt just looking at it.
>examine inventory
>Your Inventory contains
>Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>_
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>Take the chunk of metal.
>Continue south.
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Let me be more exact.
>examine each item in inventory
>fold towel
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>Take the chunk of metal.
>Continue south.
>You collect the chunk of metal and continue south.
>You come to a crossroads in the forest, a T-style intersection to be precise. A row of utility poles runs along the road extending north and south; presently one of the lines has fallen and the transformer it is connected to has blown out. A bit of mud stains the crossroads, all that is left of a Penny Wraith.
>Nitori lies against one of the utility poles, having been thoroughly electrocuted and thoroughly burgled.
>You side is starting to hurt worse now.
Let me be more exact.
>examine each item in inventory
>fold towel
>You neatly fold the towel into a more managible square.
>Folded Towel
>This white towel is fairly clean and has been folded into a managable square.
>Aspirin
>This is a bottle of buffered aspirin with a childproof cap. The bottle feels about a third of the way full. The instructions suggest taking two every 6-8 hours with water until pain stops. Should pain persist for more than ten days, see a doctor.
>Ibuprofen
>This is a bottle of Ibuprofen with a childproof cap. The bottle feels about a third of the way full. The instructions suggest taking two every 6-8 hours with water until pain stops, it seems to be particularly recommended for muscle pain. Should pain persist for more than ten days, see a doctor.
>Heal Brand potion.
>This purplish potion is kept in a small glass vial. The instructions say to drink when wounded, and cautions against mixing with alcohol or taking more than three a day. There is an logo of a rabbit silhouette against a moon on the front.
>Antacids
>The multicolored calcium tablets are kept in a plastic bottle with a flip top. The instructions say to take as many as necessary in case of heartburn.
>Cough Drops
>These are mentholated tablets designed to be dissolved in one's mouth to relieve coughing fits and sore throats. The instructions caution not to have more than six a day.
>Electric razor.
>This is a battery powered handheld electric shaver. You find some white hairs lingering in the trap.
>The Clothes on your Back
>They are plain clothes.
>Cement Boot
>This is a boot made of concrete. It's exterior looks rather uncomfortable, but the inside seems to be well padded and designed to give excellent arch support.
>Chuck of Metal
>It is a chuck of metal that seems to be a little singed. It also has a dent in it that makes the lump on your head hurt just looking at it.
>_
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>seek water: We encountered any yet? Any handy here?
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>seek water: We encountered any yet? Any handy here?
>You have encountered no water, save for the ice in the bathtub, and presumably the sink in Rinnosuke's bathroom.
>_
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>take some asprin.
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>take some asprin.
>You open the bottle and take some aspirin. Man, you just went and violated those medical orders. What is wrong with you?
>_
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>smack self
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>walk this way: south
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>smack self
>You clobber yourself on the forehead. Stupid! Stupid!
>walk this way: south
>You go south.
>The trees thin away to reveal a large, clear lake. A cool breeze blows over it., rippling the water slightly. Across the lake, you can see an old mansion. Obvious exits are east and west.
>_
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>Plot revenge on ⑨
>brandish boot
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>Plot revenge on ⑨
>brandish boot
>You entertain yourself with elaborate revenge scenarios involving impromptu dental surgery. What is wrong with you?
>You take the Cement Boot in hand, and wave it about threateningly.
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>drink some water from the lake
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>Flip a coin (Heads : East, Tails : West, Edge : Swim across the lake)
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>attempt to make a flail by combining the cement boot and the towel
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>drink some water from the lake
>Ah, that's better. Should settle your stomach nicely before the aspirin tears it up.
>Flip a coin (Heads : East, Tails : West, Edge : Swim across the lake)
>You don't have a coin. But you manage to make do with a pebble and get heads. You go East.
>You walk along the lake shore. Up ahead, you seem a small, homely-looking cottage. Alice is sweeping the porch, not doing a very good job and muttering furiously to herself. Obvious exits are west and south.
>attempt to make a flail by combining the cement boot and the towel
>You tie the towel to the Cement Boot and make a Chernobyl Flail. It is a bit flimsy, so best not to rely on it too much.
>_
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>say hello to Alice, in a calm way to not give off the wrong impression
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>examine Alice
>search for dolls (seriously doesn't she always have some?)
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(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7236/islami.gif)
[purvis]MD2: 5f58af8a96d88abb2854ed3ebf6a4258
MD4: 484b54ad8f98cd0279a906f8383e1488
MD5: bf703eb5657490badde6f3ae69a49c5f
CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 :
CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT):
$1$oc425/0O$Ps58wXr/3YyQSYWS/ZjI6/
(form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]):
psXQN7VP.mwmk
SHA1: 0ee9bd8c71a4e6454f8314d1ea172a2c584d78ef
RIPEMD-160:
eb1932fdd979cd6960e06251397614137400bd74
[/purvis]
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>say hello to Alice, in a calm way to not give off the wrong impression
>She looks up at you. "Oh. You need something?" she says, sounding tired and cranky.
>examine Alice
>search for dolls (seriously doesn't she always have some?)
>Alice looks like she's had a rough day. Her hair's a mess, her clothes are dirty and a bit stained, and she looks like she needs a good sit-down.
>There are no dolls about. You do not see them in the cottage's windows or in the lake or flying about overhead or anywhere.
>_
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>Ask Alice what is bothering her, and why does she not have any dolls around
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>Ask Alice what is bothering her, and why does she not have any dolls around
>Alice grimaces for a moment. "You want to know what's wrong? You want to know where my dolls are? I'll tell you. I'll tell you alright!" She throws the broom to the ground with a sharp crack. "That whore-spawned poison doll ran off with them! That's what!" She paces now, throwing her arms in every which direction."She took every last one of my little darlings! I swear the second I find out what she did with them, I'll tear her stuffing out with my teeth! Oh, but she'll get what's coming to her. Mark my words, yes you will... She'll reap everything that she has sewn..." The grin she is wearing now is not a pleasant one.
>_
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>ask Alice if we could help her in her revenge
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>ask Alice if we could help her in her revenge
>She grins at you. "Why yes, yes you could! Yes yes yes. Come in and have some tea, I'm certain you could be a great help, yes a great help..."
>_
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>enter Alice's house, but still wary of possible tricks up her sleeves
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>Have tea with Alice.
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>enter Alice's house, but still wary of possible tricks up her sleeves
>You follow Alice into the house.
>The interior of Alice's home can be described as threadbare. There are a lot of empty shelves, and a number baskets filled with lace and cloth scattered about randomly. The walls are bare where most homes would have pictures or wall hangings. There is only enough furniture for one; alice has to drag a stool from another room to give you a place to sit. But she has a couple kettles of tea ready, which she pours and serves deftly.
>"We'll get that nasty, evil doll, oh yes we will you and I..."
>Have tea with Alice.
>You sip the tea. It tastes of mint and Rohypnol.
>When you awaken, you find that you have been tied up and thrown into a dark, cold room.
>_
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Guide me, friends...
That way
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>try to examine the room, and check inventory
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It tastes of mint and Rohypnol.
That actually made me laugh out loud~
>Examine self for missing organs.
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>try to examine the room, and check inventory
>You thing you are in a basement. The floor is concrete, and there are no windows, but there is a stairway leading up to a door; through which some light shines.
>Wriggle sits in the corner, also tied up, and watching you.
>Your Inventory contains
>Chernobyl Flail
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Examine self for missing organs.
>You don't seem to be missing any more organs. Hooray! However, that wound from losing your kidney doesn't look so good. At least it doesn't hurt too much.
>_
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>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.
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>Attempt to break free from being tied up, and if not possible, wait for someone to come down
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>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.
>resist the urge to do above action
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>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.
>resist the urge to do above action
>Pay no heed to this post.
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>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her.
>resist the urge to do above action
>Pay no heed to this post.
>You stammer like an idjut. "Huh?" Wriggle says. Good job, now she probably thinks you're a
retard or something.
>Attempt to break free from being tied up, and if not possible, wait for someone to come down
>You struggle a bit, but those ropes are not going to untie themselves.
>_
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>attempt to use the electric Razor to cut the rope
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>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her. Again.
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>Ask yourself why is everyone obsessed with BDSM. Also, if possible, start to develop an inmunity to sleep-inducing drugs.
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>attempt to use the electric Razor to cut the rope
>With a little work, you whip out the razor and apply it to the ropes. Thankfully, this is the kind for manly man that'll give you a hella razor burn if you use it wrong and it starts to tear into the rope. It'll take some time, though.
>"Oh cool," says Wriggle, "Maybe we won't die."
>Confess deep feelings of intense, undying love for Wriggle before proposing to her. Again.
>"Maybe you're thinking of someone else?" Wriggle asks in turn, frowning. "I don't even know you."
>Ask yourself why is everyone obsessed with BDSM. Also, if possible, start to develop an inmunity to sleep-inducing drugs.
>You conclude it is probably a power/helplessness thing, but it would help if you could get access to some case studies or good polling data to confirm it. As for a sleeping drug immunity, it did take like five years to development an immunity to Iocaine Powder, so if you start now maybe you can build up a proper resistance in time for the next presidential election!
>_
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>ask how Wriggle got stuck here, and how we got here as well.
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>ask how Wriggle got stuck here, and how we got here as well.
>"Alice got me in the face with some raid when I walked by looking for Cirno, then I woke up down here. She drug you down here a little while ago. She's lost it since Medicine ran off with her dolls."
>_
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>"It's 'dragged.'"
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>"It's 'dragged.'"
>Don't make me come over there.
>Also the razor's battery dies. But it has cut enough of the rope you can get your hands free.
>_
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Unse the razor's blade to free Wriggle.
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>I will fight you.
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>I will fight you.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/IWillFightYou.gif)
>I drink to prepare for a bout. And tonight, I am very prepared.
>_
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>Punch yourself before you start molesting Wriggle.
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>Punch yourself before you start molesting Wriggle.
>You punch yourself. Bad thoughts! Bad! We shall purge them from our brain oh yes we will! Oh hell, now you're starting to sound like Alice.
>_
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>Ask Wriggle why she thought we were going to be killed.
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>Ask Wriggle why she thought we were going to be killed.
>"Mostly because Crazytroid up there said so," Wriggle answers. "She said something about new and better dolls."
>_
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>＼(^o^)／
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>＼(^o^)／
>WRF is this shit mastake.
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http://subxero.phatcode.net/downloads/games/owata.swf
>Ask how we should kick her ass
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http://subxero.phatcode.net/downloads/games/owata.swf
>Ask how we should kick her ass
>Wriggle shrugs as well as she can whilst tied up. "You could probably hit her until she stops being a pain. She probably can't do much without her dolls. But who knows? I bet she's got a trick or two, though! Like maybe a butterfly knife! Or a swordcane! Or one of those collapsing baton things! That's be awesome!"
>_
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>Promise To untie Wriggle on the terms that she doesn't try to eat you.
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>Promise To untie Wriggle on the terms that she doesn't try to eat you.
>Wriggle considers this. "Okay. I won't eat you. But if anything falls off, I got dibs. Deal?"
>_
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>Agree with deal, check Wriggle's Skills.
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>Take ropes to bondagagize the puppeteer. See how SHE likes it.
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>Agree with deal, check Wriggle's Skills.
>"It's get back getting time, then!" Wriggle says as you untie her.
>Looking her over, she doesn't look like she'd be much in a brawl. Though maybe she'd be good at kidney hooks or something. Man, just thinking about kidney hooks makes your side hurt.
>Take ropes to bondagagize the puppeteer. See how SHE likes it.
>You pick up some rope.
>_
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>Ask Wriggle if she knows Spell: HM05 Flash.
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>"Got a spare kidney?"
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>Ask Wriggle if she knows Spell: HM05 Flash.
>"Well," she says, "I can light up pretty good. Would that help much?"
>"Got a spare kidney?"
>She gives you a look, one part concerned and nine parts weirded out. "Uh, maybe that's something you should ask Eirin or someone if you want a yes?"
>_
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>Equip the Chernobyl Flail and attempt to exit the basement with Wriggle
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>Equip the Chernobyl Flail and attempt to exit the basement with Wriggle
>You take the Chernobyl Flail in hand and make your way out. Thankfully, the door is not locked. Wriggle follows behind you, antennae twitching.
>You find yourself in what seems to be a storage room, filled with boxes of cloth and thread and creepy doll eyes. Through the open door, you hear a sewing machine running, and Alice muttering to herself. Obvious exits are north.
>_
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>Search the room for anything useful, while trying to remain unnoticed by Alice
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>Fashion a doll out of stuff in room to use as a distraction
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I think some butthurt asshole deleted my post, so uhh I'll say this again:
This thread totally makes me so goddamn tsundere for you guys
because I fucking hate you all right now
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I think some butthurt asshole deleted my post, so uhh I'll say this again:
This thread totally makes me so goddamn tsundere for you guys
because I fucking hate you all right now
I see, well sorry if I have annoied you, I guess I'm just getting to caught up in this, sorry if I am acting like an asshole or something like that too you.
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I see, well sorry if I have annoied you, I guess I'm just getting to caught up in this, sorry if I am acting like an asshole or something like that too you.
I originally made this thread as an attempt to be emo and bitch about how shit I am as a person
INSTEAD, it turned into a lame text-based adventure thread, Zork surpasses this shit.
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Well we must continue the exciting adventure or else a whole universe is going to die.
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Aren't you glad your days will always get cheered up by people you are tsundere for?
What is the use of being emo? Nothing!
C'mon sing it with me! What it is good for? Absolutely Nothing! Huh!
Therefore, I would like your opinion on this matter: should I kill myself because I foresee my personality changing into a non-sociable NEET? (I mean, I have no friends at the workplace now, and they think I am a freak)
also
>Eat Alice's books.
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>Search the room for anything useful, while trying to remain unnoticed by Alice
>You find:
>Spool of ribbon
>Bolt of silk
>Spool of thread.
>Creepy-ass Doll eyes.
>Plastic doll Bits
>Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Common Sense by Sir Thomas Payne.
>Fashion a doll out of stuff in room to use as a distraction
>You throw together a crude doll from the ribbons, thread, silk, and creepy-ass doll eyes.
>You get Crude Doll
>Eat Alice's books.
>The only book in here is the pamphlet buy Sir Thomas Payne. OM NOM! Man, that was dry and you need a drink. You hope she doesn't have Atlas Shrugged laying about, that'd kill you and your soul.
>_
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>take the plastic doll bits, needles, and spare sewing machine parts, while trying to still remain unnoticed by Alice, and check inventory
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>take the plastic doll bits, needles, and spare sewing machine parts, while trying to still remain unnoticed by Alice, and check inventory
>You grab the items, but you are not sure how much longer you can go unnoticed.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Chernobyl Flail
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>_
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>Attempt to sneak out of the house with Wriggle, unnoticed.
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>Attempt to sneak out of the house and elope with Wriggle, unnoticed.
Fixed.
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>Attempt to sneak out of the house with Wriggle, unnoticed.
>Unfortunately, the only way out at the moment involves going into the next room, where Alice is presently muttering and sewing away at something.
>_
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>Put the Crude Doll on the edge of the open doorway and do a damsel-in-distress voice "Miss Alice, Miss Alice, come quick!"
>Ambush Alice at the door
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>Put the Crude Doll on the edge of the open doorway and do a damsel-in-distress voice "Miss Alice, Miss Alice, come quick!"
>Ambush Alice at the door
>Alice leaps from her chair, clearly startled, and looks around widely. She quickly spots the crude doll and dashes toward it. "Oh you poor thing what did those monsters do to you!" she says quickly, practically running all her words together. Then she stops, about halfway to the door. "Wait, you're not one of mine!"
>_
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>slam the door open and attack Alice with the flail
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>slam the door open and attack Alice with the flail
>You charge out to give Alice a flailin'! She is caught off guard by the attack, and the Chernobyl flail smites her across the head most puissantly. Unfortunately, the knot is the towel is loosed by the blow, and the Cement Boot falls free. Alice is still standing, but bent over double and cursing floridly whilst clutching her head with both hands.
>_
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>Quick! Tie her up with the rope! Get Wriggle to help!
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>Affix knee to chin
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>Quick! Tie her up with the rope! Get Wriggle to help!
>You prepare the rope and call for Wriggle to help.
>Affix knee to chin
>Alice's swearing comes to a painful end as you reintroduce her teeth to each other with an audible clack. The falls over, and in short order you and Wriggle have her bound. She doesn't say anything, but she glares at you with all kinds of venom through her obvious pain and shock.
>_
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>Pat Alice on the head and call her a good girl
> but watch for the teeth
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>Put her to sleep with tender violence
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>Pat Alice on the head and call her a good girl
> but watch for the teeth
>She just glares daggers at you, and starts to retort...
>Put her to sleep with tender violence
>Then you romance the side of her head with your knuckles (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3456/touhoualicepunchedinthe.jpg). "Damn son," says Wriggle.
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>sacrifice crude doll to the fist of Unzan
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>sacrifice crude doll to the fist of Unzan
>There is no altar here.
>_
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>blame Shihuza
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>blame Shihuza
>A tree blight upon her house!
>_
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> ask what Alice was going to do to us, then check her person for anything useful, and watch out for any possible underhanded things she may do.
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> ask what Alice was going to do to us, then check her person for anything useful, and watch out for any possible underhanded things she may do.
>Alice is presently too unconscious to answer questions. Sorry, should have been more clear with that. Alice isn't carrying much on her person that screams useful or interesting. A few odd-looking coins in her pockets, and a folded piece of paper.
>_
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> Check folded piece of paper.
> Dress Wriggle up in female clothes.
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> Check folded piece of paper.
> Dress Wriggle up in female clothes.
>The paper seems to be plans for what is written, in shaking handwriting, "Better, loyal dolls". There seems to be some curious bits in there; such as the captured soul locus, the excrutiator, and the napalm chamber. You really don't have any idea if this would work at all, you're not a dollmaker like Alice, but chances are if it didn't it'd be way too late for the likes of you.
>You have no female clothes to dress Wriggle in. You don't think she'd be down with this anyways. That cape is pretty spiffy, after all.
>_
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>Complement Wriggle's cape
>examine coins
>mourn proton flail
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>Complement Wriggle's cape
>examine coins
>mourn proton flail
>"Yeah, it's pretty bitchin'," Wriggle says with an proud nod.
>There are six coins, bearing a scene what what you think is probably the town north of Rinnosuke's shop on one side, and what seems to be a stylized pinwheel danmaku pattern on the other side; you can't make out who is shooting it, they are obscured. They seem to be made of nickel.
>You mourn the passing of the Flail. You could rebuild it, but...would it serve you so well next time? The Cement Boot sits on the floor, unable to answer the unasked question.
>_
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>take Cement boot, check inventory
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Aren't you glad your days will always get cheered up by people you are tsundere for?
What is the use of being emo? Nothing!
C'mon sing it with me! What it is good for? Absolutely Nothing! Huh!
>Say "Fuck you."
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> Acquire panties headgear.
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>take Cement boot, check inventory
>You reclaim the Cement Boot.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Say "Fuck you."
>You make a declaration of fuck. "You tell her," Wriggle says.
> Acquire panties headgear.
>You steal Alice's Panties and place them upon your head. This set features a small bow that now rests upon you forehead! Wriggle looks at you as though you had just vomited a rainbow. "D-dude! What the hell?! That's...what!?"
>_
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>Flirt with Wriggle.
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> Shave Alice's head
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You guys just want to be eaten don't yous.
>Search Current Room for useful objects.
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>Flirt with Wriggle.
>You give her your sassiest wink. Sadly, it seems that she is a tad too weirded out at the moment to fall prey to your moxious charms.
> Shave Alice's head
>The electric razor's batteries have run out, so you really can't give her a good and proper shearing. But lucky for you, there's all kinds of scissors around here. You are not able to give her a proper shaving, but she looks ready for construction work by the time you're done with her. Wriggle seems to be unable to look away from the trainwreck you are creating.
>_
>Search Current Room for useful objects.
>Well, there are a few pairs of scissors here and there. You can see some more different kinds of cloth and thread. There are the dishes in the small dining room. The pot of tea from before, though it's probably gone cold now. Oh, there's a thick book by the sewing machine. You hope it isn't Atlas Shrugged, after that bout with Common Sense.
>_
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>"It's worth the two defense, man."
>Inhale deeply
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>"It's worth the two defense, man."
>Inhale deeply
>Wriggle doesn't seem she'll be able to give a coherent reply to that, and doesn't even try.
>You inhale deeply! Smells like bitter sting of betrayal and madness!
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>Examine the thick book by the sewing machine.
Let's hope it's her Grimmoire. Or....if it's Zetta, even better....
>Examine what Alice had been working on before her unfortunate accident.
>Ask Wriggle what she knows of what's going on in Gensokyo at the moment. Ask her if she knows where Mystia is.
>Offer Wriggle a whiff of the panties.
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>Celebratory dance
>remove what clothing you can from Alice
maybe you could equip it as armor.
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>Stroke Wriggle's antennae~
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>Examine the thick book by the sewing machine.
>Examine what Alice had been working on before her unfortunate accident.
>Ask Wriggle what she knows of what's going on in Gensokyo at the moment. Ask her if she knows where Mystia is.
>Offer Wriggle a whiff of the panties.
>The book is wrapped in a ribbon that bears a keyhole. This ribbon, unfortunately, obscures the title. The bare spine is no help, either. Well, it's probably not Atlas Shrugged.
>Alice seems to have been working on the beginnings of a doll body. It needs a lot more work before it could be considered a proper doll.
>"W-what's going on right now?" Wriggle ask, trying to get over what she saw. "Well, uh...Red White's got that gambling thing going on. And, well, Medicine ran off with Alice's dolls. And no one's seen Parsee for weeks. Uh, I guess that's about all I know. Oh, Mystia? She'd be at Red White's shrine about this time, probably." She doesn't say anything at the offer to sniff the panties, but she is clearly not happy to have been considered.
>Celebratory dance
>remove what clothing you can from Alice
>You do a quick victory jig. It quickly leads to hammer time.
>You can remove most of Alice's clothing easily, though the ropes get in the way of her blouse. As for what you can wear, it seems like her dress would fit. "What the FUCK?!" Wriggle exclaims as you do this.
>Stroke Wriggle's antennae~
>You approach Wriggle to stroke her antennae. Her eyes widen even more than that had a moment ago, and she says, "Oh god get away from me you freaky freak-ass freak!" as she turns and runs for the door.
>_
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>FLAILWHIP GO
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>FLAILWHIP GO
>Sadly, the Chernobyl Flail no longer exists in this world; it was too good for it.
>_
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> Blame Theorist
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>start running. Pick up the heavy book, throw it at Wriggle's head. If it fails to knock her out then tackle her.
>Force rohypnol-flavoured tea down her throat.
>Start thinking up ways of turning her into your loyal minion, the first of the hundreds that will be your Gensokyo Liberation Army. Maybe if you melt the cough drops, add a bit of that tea, dilute the solution, and administer it to her to make her more open to...suggestions...
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>unleash the might of Towels with a mighty cry of "RATHER BAD DAY!"
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> Blame Theorist
>Tell me about it. Man!
>start running. Pick up the heavy book, throw it at Wriggle's head. If it fails to knock her out then tackle her.
>Force rohypnol-flavoured tea down her throat.
>Start thinking up ways of turning her into your loyal minion, the first of the hundreds that will be your Gensokyo Liberation Army. Maybe if you melt the cough drops, add a bit of that tea, dilute the solution, and administer it to her to make her more open to...suggestions...
>You grab the book and whip it at Wriggle as she opens the door. However, it clocks her in the small of the back. She stumbles a little, but flees out the door. You give chase.
>unleash the might of Towels with a mighty cry of "RATHER BAD DAY!"
>You brandish the towel overhead as Wriggle runs to the west. "AREN'T WE ALL!" Wriggle shouts back.
>_
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> Fire magic missiles upon Alice and be on our way.
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>Run faster, as you chase up Wriggle, skillfully wrap the towel on her neck and strangle her before she can call out to her bugs friends.
>Look into her eyes, tell her the passion in the worlds of your own, "I love you so much I can masturbate daily to your boy body."
>Suffocate her, leave her be. Return to Alice's place, pick up useful items, equip, take some of Alice's hair, might be useful later.
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> Fire magic missiles upon Alice and be on our way.
>If you could do that, you probably wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
>Run faster, as you chase up Wriggle, skillfully wrap the towel on her neck and strangle her before she can call out to her bugs friends.
>Look into her eyes, tell her the passion in the worlds of your own, "I love you so much I can masturbate daily to your boy body."
>Suffocate her, leave her be. Return to Alice's place, pick up useful items, equip, take some of Alice's hair, might be useful later.
>While this is a workable plan in theory, Wriggle is running for her life. You follow her back to the where the road meets the lakeshore; she has started to run north, down the road and toward where you left Nitori. Obvious exits are east, west, and north
>_
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>east, two against one is too dangerous
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>If you could do that, you probably wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
I meant the 'other' kind of magic missiles, the natural ones.
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>search Alice's house for a spare robe and wizard hat to enable this natural magic missile
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>east, two against one is too dangerous
>You go east and let Wriggle away. She'll get hers.
>Rounding the lake tot he east, you come to an overgrown area. There is a lean-to set up not far from the lakeshore, with some basic, shabby-looking furniture. Cirno is snoozing away on a pile of blankets.
>search Alice's house for a spare robe and wizard hat to enable this natural magic missile
>You're pretty sure she's not that kind of girl.
>_
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> Sneak up and wrap Cirno in blankets, kidnap her.
> Return to the center, and head North, find Wriggle if possible, use Cirno as your barter to get to her...trick her of course...
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> Sneak up and wrap Cirno in blankets, kidnap her.
> Return to the center, and head North, find Wriggle if possible, use Cirno as your barter to get to her...trick her of course...
>You creep on Cirno's lean-to, as she snoozes away. The floor is rather messy, it will be difficult to creep up on her quietly.
>_
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>first look over the floor, finding the openings where you can step, then take the best path for being quiet to Cirno.
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>first look over the floor, finding the openings where you can step, then take the best path for being quiet to Cirno.
>Thy courage and wit have served thee well, thou has reached ⑨. She is sleeping sounding, and has a bit of drool on her chin there. But any wrong move could wake.
>_
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>Place hands under Cirno's top and rub vigourously.
...I may or may not be trying to get one of the bad endings.
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>Capture her with what we have on hand first. We can molest her later.
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>Lick Cirno's drool.
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>agreed, capture her brilliantly, prepare some of Alice's earlier shaved hair, they may serve as gags for her mouth before she goes "I am teh strongest or whatever..." Just to shut her up, for rape of course.
>Pending rape, think clearly, as damaged goods may not be used for barter later with Wriggle.
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>Place hands under Cirno's top and rub vigourously.
>Well, that's not really going to keep you from waking her, but I'm just a text parser, what do I know? You reach down under her shirt and...Holy shit that hurts! You jerk your hands away reflexively, trying not to cry out in pain, as a deep, bone-numbing chill runs through you. Then again, what you expect when you touch someone who has frickin' icicles in their back as part of their body?
>Cirno awakes with a start, and quickly focuses on you. "Oh hell," she says, as she tries to clear the sleep from her eyes.
>_
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>Capture her with what we have on hand first. We can molest her later.
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>Wrap her in her blankets while she still doesn't know what is happening.
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>Capture her with what we have on hand first. We can molest her later.
>Wrap her in her blankets while she still doesn't know what is happening.
>Thinking quickly, you throw the blankets around her and make a makeshift back. Cirno curses rather profusely, trying to flail and kick her way to freedom, but for the time being it does not work. Still, with things as they stand now, you won't be able to hold her captive for long.
>_
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>Lick Cirno's wings.
I, uh, want to see if they're really popsicles. Yeah, that's it.
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>Lick Cirno's wings.
>You got her wrapped up in a blanket. Seriously, man, you're smarter than this. Is there something bothering you that you need to tell me about? I'm here for you.
>_
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>Quikly examine her room for objects we can put her in, such as a cage.
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>Tender and violently put her to sleep. Hey, it has worked in the past, and now we have an awesome CIRNOFLAIL!
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dohohoho
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>Quikly examine her room for objects we can put her in, such as a cage.
>Cirno doesn't really seem to have any cages or the like about. There is a stretchy cord hanging off the roof of the lean-to, though...
>Tender and violently put her to sleep. Hey, it has worked in the past, and now we have an awesome CIRNOFLAIL!
>"Ow fuck stoppit Jesus Christ!" comes a muffled reply inside the bundle.
>_
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THE GOD OF REVENGE CAN NOT BE STOPPED
>Keep using Cirnoflail
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>Keep using Cirnoflail
>"Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay I give up!" Cirno stops struggling. "God you're a grouch!"
>_
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>
Eat Cirno Prepare Cirno for questioning. You know how,
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>Eat Cirno Prepare Cirno for questioning. You know how,
With a table? (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/473824/blue_hair-blush-cirno-crotch_rub-desk-masturbation)
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>Eat Cirno Prepare Cirno for questioning. You know how,
>"Will you chill, please?!" Cirno exclaims, "What do you want me to tell you!?"
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>Ask why did she help Suika
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>Ask why did she help Suika
>"Oh, that's easy! Because if I didn't she would have hit me really, really hard. Besides, she would have done it anyways, you know. So you should be happy I iced you up and stuff."
>_
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>Examine the area for any sharp objects and ask about your other kidney and whether she enjoys having two. Go ahead and poke her a few times to get the point across.
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>Examine the area for any sharp objects and ask about your other kidney and whether she enjoys having two. Go ahead and poke her a few times to get the point across.
>You can't really find anything sharp so you just use a rock. Really it gets the point across, you think. "Hey I just made the ice, man!"
>_
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>Throw the ice, tell her you mean business, ask her "What does Marsellus Wallace looks like or whether he looks like a bitch and why did she fucked with him?
>Follow the Pulp fiction route please.
>Continue to carry Cirno to Wriggle.
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>Throw the ice, tell her you mean business, ask her "What does Marsellus Wallace looks like or whether he looks like a bitch and why did she fucked with him?
>Follow the Pulp fiction route please.
>Continue to carry Cirno to Wriggle.
>You have no ice to throw, but the stone will do. It lands in the lake with a watery plop. "I dunno, do you?" Cirno replies to your statement. "You ain't gotta be like that, I saved your butt, you know! Suika would have taken that kidney anyways! You should be thanking me! But hey, we can be friends, right? I'll even tell you a secret!
>You return to the lakeshore crossroads; Obvious exits are East, West, and North. Wriggle fled north, and probably has a hella lead on you now.
>_
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>"Fine, we can be friends, as friends, help me out, where do you think Wriggle is?"
> We will use Cirno to sneak up on her, Wriggle must not be allowed to tell on what we did to Alice.
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>"Fine, we can be friends, as friends, help me out, where do you think Wriggle is?"
> We will use Cirno to sneak up on her, Wriggle must not be allowed to tell on what we did to Alice.
>"Wriggle? Uh, probably at home. Haven't seen her for a few days, so I guess she's been sick? That's north of the lake, past the three-way crossroads, then you go east into the woods and past Marisa's house. She's got a little place at the bottom of the valley there."
>_
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> Follow directions, when arrived, ask that Cirno cooperate, tell her what fairies like to hear, it is a friendly prank.
> Prepare to rub yourself against delicious Wriggle. (hopefully, if she is in)
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>Can we make a wig from Alice's hair? And if so make one and disguise ourselves as Alice.
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> Follow directions, when arrived, ask that Cirno cooperate, tell her what fairies like to hear, it is a friendly prank.
> Prepare to rub yourself against delicious Wriggle. (hopefully, if she is in)
>You follow the directions, walking past the crossroads where Nitori is still unconscious, then to the bit of the road where you heard Suika's motorcycle burning. You turn off the road and slip past Marisa's cottage without any trouble, and push through some trees to find a hidden path leading down into a leafy valley. >You arrive in a leafy valley. You can see a small house along the side that seems to have been carved from a giant, brightly-colored mushroom. Obvious exists are north and east.
>Can we make a wig from Alice's hair? And if so make one and disguise ourselves as Alice.
>The haircut you gave was too rushed to have good wig material. Also, wigmaking is an art, you don't just whip out a fine wig.
>_
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> Parse wind
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> Parse wind
>Unfortunately, the wind's grammar is completely foreign to you, and you are unable to parse it. Nor can you really examine it, as it is not visible in any spectrum that you can see. That'd be pretty weird, really.
>_
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>quietly enter the house
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> Leave the door a jar.
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>Look for Wriggle, prepare Cirno Flail
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>be on the look-out for traps. I mean both kinds.
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>quietly enter the house
>The front door is not locked, so you quietly enter the house.
> Leave the door a jar.
>And you make sure the door doesn't close behind you.
>Look for Wriggle, prepare Cirno Flail
>The inside is one room, and really not much more furnished than Cirno's lean-to. There's a pile of blankets over there that serves as a probably bed, a stone for a chair and a table, some clothes hanging on a wall, and not a whole lot else. Except for a whole lot of insects crawling about like it's an arthropod rec room. You get the feeling Wriggle uses this place for resting and not a whole lot else; she must not be a homebody sort. She doesn't seem to be here at them moment.
>be on the look-out for traps. I mean both kinds.
>The place seems too simple to be trapped, though some of those insects . And it is free of peoples, as far as you can see.
>_
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> Loop endlessly
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> Loop endlessly
>You use your foot to etch out a loop in the dirt. With no beginning or end to it, it is now endless! With a little work, you could probably make a bitchin' moebius strip, but there's no time for that.
>_
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>if you have a container, collect a few insects to use as hostages
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>if you have a container, collect a few insects to use as hostages
>You find a jar, and are able to put some holes in it, then gather a few fireflies.
>_
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>Take blanket, make a cape.
>Since there is a few, make one for Cirno to appease her later. Keep it in your backpack.
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>resist urge to sniff clothing after the fiasco at Alice's, make mental note to return for it later
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>Take blanket, make a cape.
>Since there is a few, make one for Cirno to appease her later. Keep it in your backpack.
You could do one better, among the clothes hanging up are a couple spare capes!
>resist urge to sniff clothing after the fiasco at Alice's, make mental note to return for it later
>The note is made.
>_
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>Grab cape, equip + 2 Agility
>Get out, since Wriggle is not here, go back to Marisa's place, attempt to steal precious THINGS
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>Grab cape, equip + 2 Agility
>Get out, since Wriggle is not here, go back to Marisa's place, attempt to steal precious THINGS
>You equip Wriggle's (Spare) Cape! Swanky~
>You leave Wriggle's house, exiting the valley and returning to Marisa's house. It is a simple, L-shaped sort of place. The front yard seems to be littered with various bits of exercise equipment, such as barbells by one of the trees and a rowing machine close to the door. Obvious exits are east and west.
>_
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>exit to the east due to possible encounter with Cho-Marisa
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>exit to the east due to possible encounter with Cho-Marisa
>There are times to be cautious, and this may well be one of them. You go east.
>You have returned to Wriggle's House. Your sense of direction has a stupid butt.
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>resist the urge to masturbate to the thought of Cho-Marisa's abs
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>then head back to marisa's house, then head north, still trying to avoid Cho-Marisa
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>resist the urge to masturbate to the thought of Cho-Marisa's abs
>You have a saint's resolve
>then head back to marisa's house, then head north, still trying to avoid Cho-Marisa
>You return to Casa de Marisa, and check to the north. Oh hey, you can push through the hedges here!
>You emerge near the spot where Suika crashed her motorcylce. There seems to be someone walking down the road up north, coming your direction. Obvious exists are North, South, and South 2
>_
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>meet person approaching, if it is Cho-Marisa, interact, if not, flail with Cirno.
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>try to talk to person out of curiosity even though your paranoia is screaming that it probably is Cho-Marisa
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>meet person approaching, if it is Cho-Marisa, interact, if not, flail with Cirno.
>It is not Marisa! It seems to be Mystia! "Hey," she says politely, "Did you know you have underwear on your he-" Then you wallop her with the Flail of Cirnobyl.
>"Ow jesus!" Cirno cries, "Warn me next time!:
>try to talk to person out of curiosity even though your paranoia is screaming that it probably is Cho-Marisa
>Mystia is sprawled upon the ground. "W-what was that for!?" She looks like she's ready to cry.
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>Rape Mystia, tear off her wings
(fuck I am cruel)
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>Rape Mystia, tear off her wings
(fuck I am cruel)
>You would have to drop the Flail of Cirnobyl to do this, and no one wants that.
>_
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>Tell Mystia "You have something that Mr. Rinnosuke wants, and I'm here to collect"
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>"NOW BRING ME THE EELS, BITCH!"
> brandish Fail of Cirnobyl threateningly (http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=322935)
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>Tell Mystia "You have something that Mr. Rinnosuke wants, and I'm here to collect"
>"NOW BRING ME THE EELS, BITCH!"
>Now she is crying. "B-b-but, the R-r-red-white took it! S-s-she won't g-g-give it back uh-uh-until I give her the money!"
>"Ain't that something?" Cirno mutters in her sack.
>_
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gambling is bad mmkay
>"Then YOU are going to help me get it."
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>"Then YOU are going to help me get it."
>"O-okay..." She sniffles.
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>take Mystia with you and head to the Shrine
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>Ask for a piece of grilled Eel.
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>Eat nuggets!
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>take Mystia with you and head to the Shrine
>"I-I'll show you the shortcut..." She says, getting to her feet and sniffling. She leads you north, past Rinnosuke's shop, and north again to a lovely country road leading into the town you saw before. Then she hops over a hedge row, going east and circling around the town until you have almost passed it and come to a new road.
>You are on a dirt road, showing signs of a lot of recent use. To the west, it leads into town. To the east, it leads to a small, quaint-looking shrine surrounded by woods.
>Ask for a piece of grilled Eel.
>"Oh, I have a little with me," Mystia says, pulling out a tupperware container and producing a bit of grilled meat.
>"Can I get some?" asks the Flail of Cirnobyl.
>Eat nuggets!
>Man there ain't no nuggets here. That's eel's in a cube.
>_
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> open up Cirno's cover, and force feed Cirno.
> Look at Mystia and give her a "it is a long story so don't ask" look.
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>Eat good nuggets!
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> open up Cirno's cover, and force feed Cirno.
> Look at Mystia and give her a "it is a long story so don't ask" look.
>You forcefeed Cirno the eel bit. She is a little surprised by this, to say the least. But she doesn't resist that much. "Hey man, you could have just dropped it in!"
>Mystia watches the exchange with a rather adorable grimace. "T-this is like the time Yugi told me I didn't see nothing," she says with a timid nod.
>Eat good nuggets!
>Man they ain't no nuggets here. And I don't wanna buy your cheeseburgers either!
>_
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> Ask what she didn't see that time with Yuugi
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>If we made Cirno into a weapon, it has to be possible to make Mystia into a weapon (secondary weapon) check if we have usable items to do this.
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> Get away from there!
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> Ask what she didn't see that time with Yuugi
>"I didn't s-see anything..." She says, looking around furtively.
>If we made Cirno into a weapon, it has to be possible to make Mystia into a weapon (secondary weapon) check if we have usable items to do this.
>Perhaps! But that will be up to you to figure out.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Alice's Panties (worn as Helmet)
>Flail of Cirnobyl
>Wriggle's (Spare) Cape (Worn as cape)
>Fireflies in a Jar
> Get away from there!
>If I were a mind reader rather than a text parser, trust me when I say I'd be rich as hell.
>_
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> Die?
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> Die?
>Oh, I know this one! It means "The".
>_
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> Build an invisible trap and commint invisible suicide!
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> Build an invisible trap and commint invisible suicide!
>I'm sorry, this game isn't available in Turkish.
>_
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> Go visit Reimu, taking Mystia with you obviously.
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>hand mystia spare needles for possible aerial attacks
>prepare pick-up lines along the way
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> Go visit Reimu, taking Mystia with you obviously.
>You go to the shrine grounds
>Passing under the gate, you see that the grounds of the shrine are covered with tables and chairs, enough to seat dozens of people. It is empty now, but you see Reimu sitting at the shrine's steps, counting money. Here and there, scraps of paper litter the tables and the shrine grounds; as well as a number of colored plastic chips. Yugi stands at the corner of the shrine, with her nose buried in some kind of book.
>hand mystia spare needles for possible aerial attacks
>prepare pick-up lines along the way
>You discretely arm Mystia, who takes the needles with a questioning look.
>You prepare yourself to ask your victim if she is Jamaican, if her parents were astronauts, compliment the quality of her shoes, or ask if she cleans her pants with windex.
>_
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>Approach Reimu
>let the pick-up lines flow (start with the windex one)
>question her about taking an item from Mystia
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>Approach Reimu
>let the pick-up lines flow (start with the windex one)
>question her about taking an item from Mystia
>You approach Reimu, who looks up at you and says, "We're done for the day."
>You launch into your pick-up lines, none of which seem to have any effect aside from making her sigh and say, "This is what I get for being pretty much the only straight person in Gensokyo, isn't it?"
>When asked about the Eel Bezoar she says, "Oh, that rock thing? Yeah, that's mine now, til birdie here pays off her debts."
>Mystia has taken to hiding behind you at this point.
>_
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>take out money and threaten to take your donations elsewhere
>if we're broke: go to Yugi and tell her you witnessed Reimu pouring sake down the sink
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>take out money and threaten to take your donations elsewhere
>if we're broke: go to Yugi and tell her you witnessed Reimu pouring sake down the sink
>You never actually took any money from Alice, so you are left with the second Option.
>"Wasn't my sake," Yugi mutters while turning a page, not bothering to look up from her book.
>Reimu frowns at you.
>_
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>Jerk a thumb at Mystia
> "How much she owe, then?"
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>Jerk a thumb at Mystia
> "How much she owe, then?"
>"Fifty ☼," she answers.
>For those of you who cannot pronounce ☼ properly, you may substitute currency or ducats.
>_
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>Ask what happens if Mystia doesn't pay
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>Ask what happens if Mystia doesn't pay
>"I hock this thingy or maybe keep it," Reimu says. "Depending on how much trouble birdy's given me, I might break her legs or something. We'll cross that bridge when we get there, I suppose."
>Mystia is definitely cowering behind you now.
>_
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>Offer to do a
quest job for her
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>Check about knowledge about Oni pressure points
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Since all the other jokes have been used, I'll just play normally
>See if you can trade Mystia for the Eel Bezoar.
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>Trade Alice Panties, surely the Eel Bezoar is a higher class item.
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>Offer to do a quest job for her
>"Eh..."
>Check about knowledge about Oni pressure points
>Unfortunately, you have no specialized skills like that.
>See if you can trade Mystia for the Eel Bezoar.
>"Maybe. I suppose she could clean up for a couple years or something. Maybe beat up Yuyuko if she tries to steal autumn for whatever crazy ghost reason."
>"D-don't even j-joke about that..." Mystia says in a small voice.
>Trade Alice Panties, surely the Eel Bezoar is a higher class item.
>"You know," Reimu says, "I was trying not to say anything out of politeness... But, those are really ol' Crazydolls' undies? For real? Lemme see." She holds out a hand for them.
>_
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>Give her panties, remove from head. Confirm by telling her it smells like Alice pooped in them as usual.
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>Octagon
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>Give her panties, remove from head. Confirm by telling her it smells like Alice pooped in them as usual.
>Reimu looks them over. "You know. I asked you to lemme see them, but in thinking on it a little more, I have no idea how I'd prove if it were true or not. But you know what? No one else does either. And I could get something for these from the right people... Okay, deal."
>Reimu hands you back the panties and walks into the shrine. She comes back with a stone in hand. It looks pretty much like a normal rock, with some layers crumbling off it to reveal a different but no more interesting rock underneath. "That's it!" Mystia squeaks, as the stone and the panties change hands.
>You get an Eel Bezoar
>Octagon
>You can't see that color.
>_
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> Introduce face to palm
> Check inventory
> Ask Reimu to join Party (Bribe her if need be)
> Exits?
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>Tell Reimu, the floor is now Lava.
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> Introduce face to palm
> Check inventory
> Ask Reimu to join Party (Bribe her if need be)
> Exits?
>You facepalm; perhaps Okuu is watching and envying.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles (In Mystia's possession)
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Flail of Cirnobyl
>Wriggle's (Spare) Cape (Worn as cape)
>Fireflies in a Jar
>Eel Bezoar
>You ask Reimu to join you. "Naw," she says, "I hardly get any time to myself, what with the time that Remilia tried to unleash nuclear devastation on the surface or the time where Kaguya took over Youkai mountain. Besides, if you get into something you need me to handle, you probably shouldn't have gotten into it to begin with.
>Obvious Exits are west.
>Tell Reimu, the floor is now Lava.
>"Ah fuck!" she jumps. Then gives you a look. "Hey, don't even joke about that. It happened once, and I still have nightmares."
>_
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> Ask Reimu if your party may enter for tea.
If affirmative, use this as chance to possibly pilfer from the shrinemaiden's abode, as well as try to discreetly blackmail Yugi regarding Mystia's information if the conversation allows.
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>Dont do anything
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> Ask Reimu if your party may enter for tea.
>"It'll be awhile before I get to anything like tea," Reimu says. "But Yugi's going off duty soon enough, if you're desperate for company."
>Yugi looks over from her book long enough to give Reimu a dark look.
>Dont do anything
>Man, that gets old fast.
>_
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> Pray to Suwako
> Go back to Rinnosuke
> Tell Mystia she belongs to you now (we need her for Yuyuko)
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> Eat pudding
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> Eat muffin
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> Eat foot
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>Get ye flask
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> Pray to Suwako
> Go back to Rinnosuke
> Tell Mystia she belongs to you now (we need her for Yuyuko)
>You pray that Suwako protect you and bring ruin upon the houses of your enemies. Hopefully through plagues of frogs.
>You make your way back to Rinnosuke's Shop. He regards you with a grin as you enter. "You certain the fear into Miss Nightbug, didn't you? But no matter, you have my item?"
>You inform Mystia of her new position in the universe. She nods mutely, clearly a bit terrified by this prospect.
> Eat pudding
>There is no pudding
> Eat muffin
>There is no muffin. Alas.
> Eat foot
>If you were that flexible, you wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
>Get ye flask
>The stars are not right.
>_
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> Tell Rinnosuke, Mystia has the item.
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> Tell Rinnosuke, Mystia has the item.
>"B-but, Red White gave it to you..." Mystia whispers.
>_
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> hit yourself, say "Of course i forgot" hand over the item and say your apologies to Mystia
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> hit yourself, say "Of course i forgot" hand over the item and say your apologies to Mystia
>You smite yourself for your foolishness, then hand the Eel Bezoar over to Rinnosuke. He grins, and goes to display it. "A tad late, Mystia, but we shall overlook that. And you, my good connections agent, please enough that Cement Boot. I am certain Miss Reiuji will be most interested in it. And should anything else take you fancy, do not hesitate to ask. I should note that I do accept trade-ins."
>"Th-thank you for your help," Mystia says in a small voice, looking so relieved you momentarily fear she might faint.
>_
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> ask for a spade, so we can dig to the underground, also ask for some kind of weapon for Mystia.
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>Tell Mystia that, as payment for helping her, she now has to marry you.
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> ask for a spade, so we can dig to the underground, also ask for some kind of weapon for Mystia.
>The store presently has:
>A Hobo Penny, placed inside an Empty Wine Bottle
>The Dwarven Backpack
>Banson's Aria
>Your State ID
>Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
>A Screw
>Nitori's Panties
>Nitori's Cloths
>An Antique Television with Rabbit Ear style Antenna
>An AOL CD, in the old tin cases they used to use
>An Erlenmeyer Flask
>Yukari's Cap
>Assorted Stainless Steel Parts of Something Mechanical
>A copy of Urquhart's Civil Engineering Handbook (Third Edition)
>Border of Life
>A old can of RC Cola
>A Pin-On Gold Star with an Ideogram
>A ream of 500 Pages of 8x12 paper
>Tell Mystia that, as payment for helping her, she now has to marry you.
>"B-but...I...uh...but..." She looks ready to cry again.
>_
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>Ask Rinnosuke for the Proton Pack.
>Reassure Mystia that you'll take good care of her as your new wife.
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>Ask Rinnosuke for the Proton Pack.
>Reassure Mystia that you'll take good care of her as your new wife.
>"An excellent choice," says Rinnosuke. "I may be convinced to let it go in exchange for...hmm...that cape you're wearing."
>Mystia seems to be trying hard not to break into tears again
>_
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>Grudgingly exchance the cape for the proton pack.
>Tell Mystia that if any ghosts try to eat her, they'll have to answer to you now.
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>ask Rinnosuke how he came into possession of yukari's cap
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>Grudgingly exchance the cape for the proton pack.
>Tell Mystia that if any ghosts try to eat her, they'll have to answer to you now.
>You acquire Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
>Mystia nods. It's hard to tell if she's reassured, but every little bit helps, right?
>ask Rinnosuke how he came into possession of yukari's cap
>"Ah, as it turns out, a few weeks ago, I came across an item that Miss Yamano simply could not live without. It was...a little pricey, but I think they exchange was a fair one. she has been looking to buy her cap back, of course, which I am certain she will do in good time, should someone else not take an interest in it."
>_
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>"Yamano?"
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>Ask Rinnosuke what he'd be willing to exchange the hat for. It'll look good on our new wife~
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>"Yamano?"
>We regret to inform you that description possessed a typo. The responsible parties have been sacked.
>Ask Rinnosuke what he'd be willing to exchange the hat for. It'll look good on our new wife~
>"It would take something rather valuable. I don't think you'd be carrying anything like that."
>_
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>Ask what this "something valuable" is
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>Ask what this "something valuable" is
>"Why, there are all kinds of precious objects in the world. I am sure you can think of something interesting."
>_
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>Hug our new waifu
>Determine if Rinnosuke wants us to do anything else for stuff.
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>Hug our new waifu
>Determine if Rinnosuke wants us to do anything else for stuff.
>You hug Mystia! She just sorta stands there and shivers a little.
>Rinnosuke ponders for a moment. "I expect I could send you to acquire something interesting for me. What item do you want, precisely? It wouldn't do to over or under compensate you."
>_
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>Ask Rinnosuke what he'd have us do for the hat.
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>ask the parser if there is any special numerical representation of our relationship with Mystia.
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>Ask Rinnosuke what he'd have us do for the hat.
>"Well. There has been a certain trumpet player who has made a habit of...shall we say disturbing my mornings. I would be very grateful if you could separate her from that instrument."
>_
>ask the parser if there is any special numerical representation of our relationship with Mystia.
>Man, you can't put a number on love.
>_
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>Man, you can't put a number on love.
>But what if I really want to?
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>Agree to steal Merlin's trumpet for Rinnosuke.
>Ask new wife where she thinks Merlin might be.
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>But what if I really want to?
>Okay: 37
>Agree to steal Merlin's trumpet for Rinnosuke.
>Ask new wife where she thinks Merlin might be.
>Rinnosuke nods.
>Mystia thinks for a moment, and blushes a little. "Ummm...I think she'd probably be with her sisters? Uh...well, probably at Eientei? They do a lot of shows there."
>_
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>Okay: 37
>IN A ROW!?
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>Bid Rinnosuke farewell and head out to Eientei with our new wife.
>Tell Mystia that she looks cute when she's blushing~
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>Bid Rinnosuke farewell and head out to Eientei with our new wife.
>Tell Mystia that she looks cute when she's blushing~
>You leave the shop! "I-it's this way," Mystia says, starting toward the south.
>Mystia doesn't really reply to your comment, but you think that you see her shudder again.
>_
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>Examine self and wonder why we are considered so repulsive by these young ladies.
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>Examine self and wonder why we are considered so repulsive by these young ladies.
>You examine yourself. Everything looks okay...well, except for that stain where your impromptu surgical wound is....which looks kinda fresh.
>_
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> Time of day?
> Follow Mystia
> Remind self to ask Eirin to take a look at the wound upon arrival.
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> Time of day?
> Follow Mystia
> Remind self to ask Eirin to take a look at the wound upon arrival.
>It is daytime, silly.
>You follow Mystia, as she leads you back into the Forest; through the spot where that sphere of darkness is still slamming into trees, past where Suika crashed her motorcycle, past the road leading off to Marisa's house, to the crossroads where you meet Nitori and watched her electrocute herself (you note that Nitori is no longer there), then east to the road where you fond the hobo penny; and further east.
>Soon you come to a maze of bamboo, and are quickly lost. Obvious exits are north, south, east, and west.
>You know what? Screw that. You meet Tewi and she leads you to Eientei, then heads inside before you can say anything. You are at the front door of Eientei. Within, you can hear musics. Looking in the front door, you can see a hall that leads straight east to the courtyard. There are also halls branching off to the north and south. Obvious exits are north, south, east, and west.
>_
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>SEPULCHRITUDE
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>North
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>SEPULCHRITUDE
>Menshevism.
>North
>You follow the northern hallway. Soon this takes you to what is clearly a doctor's office. Eirin there, sitting at a desk and in the process of mashing up something with a mortar and pestel. You notice a jar with a kidney sitting next to her.
>_
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>"I don't suppose I could have that back?"
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>"I don't suppose I could have that back?"
>Eirin looks at you for a moment, clearly sizing you up. "Well, I should have asked where he got it from," she says at length.
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>"Seriously, I kinda need that, and I don't want to die and leave Mystia as a honeymoon widow."
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>"Seriously, I kinda need that, and I don't want to die and leave Mystia as a honeymoon widow."
>Eirin laughs. "Well, you make an interesting argument! And I suppose I am somewhat bound by Do No Harm. But, I did pay for it fair and square. So..." she slides the jar toward you, "Let's say you owe me one, alright?"
>Mystia is blushing again. Like a traffic light, that sparrow.
>_
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>Make a mental note to give Mystia hugs and pettings when we're alone.
>Try to figure out what we can do for Eirin that won't involve organ theft.
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>pat Mystia on the head and call her a good girl
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>Make a mental note to give Mystia hugs and pettings when we're alone.
>Try to figure out what we can do for Eirin that won't involve organ theft.
>You're not certain what Eirin would want that you've seen. But it doesn't seem as though she's naming a price at the moment. It appears you are free to take your Kidney back.
>pat Mystia on the head and call her a good girl
>"Thank you..." she says in a strained sort of voice.
>_
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>thank Eirin profusely
> hope she isn't going to use you in some horrible experiment in the meantime
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>thank Eirin profusely
> hope she isn't going to use you in some horrible experiment in the meantime
>She waves a hand, as she gathers a few tools from a small cabinet. "I would feel bad if I kept it. And, it's not every day I get to replace an organ, is it? And with that, she vanishes into the next room
>"She didn't have to laugh..." Mystia mutters.
>_
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>Pray for awesome mutant powers
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>Pray for awesome mutant powers
>Soon, Eiren has the surgery prepped. The second to last thing you hear is whether or not this rag smells like chloroform. The last thing you hear is the Flail of Cirnobyl cursing when it hits the floor.
>You awaken, and have discovered the superpower of proper digestion!
>Eiren gives you some pills, which she claims will help you heal up, and leads you back to the front office; where Mystia is waiting; and apparently keeping an eye on your flail.
>_
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Awesome, digestion!
>Pat Mystia in the head, ask for the source of music (If there is any music at all)
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>Pat Mystia in the head, ask for the source of music (If there is any music at all)
>Mystia seems to have more or less accepted her state of thralldom. She doesn't flinch, rather she sighs in defeat.
>"The music?" says Eirin, "That would be those poltergeists. The rabbits have taken a liking to them, and the rest of the house followed." She then glances at Mystia and chuckles. "A rather sneaky tactic, I'd have to say."
>_
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>Inquire who sold Eirin the kidney, and how long ago. Re-equip the flail. Then search for source of unearthly music.
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> Deaf to all but the song
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> Tell Eirin that Unzan is manlier then Rinnosuke and go search the poltergeists.
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>Inquire if any wabbits are being wascally
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>Inquire who sold Eirin the kidney, and how long ago. Re-equip the flail. Then search for source of unearthly music.
>"Rinnosuke, of course," Eirin says. "I bought it this morning as a curiosity."
>You reequip the flail of Cirnobyl. It is snoring lightly.
> Deaf to all but the song
>It's mean to ask a question that you don't actually listen to the answer of, but the song is admittedly pretty catchy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw&feature=related).
> Tell Eirin that Unzan is manlier then Rinnosuke and go search the poltergeists.
>"I wouldn't argue," she replies as you leave the office. You return to the halls, and find yourself drawn toward the courtyard to the east as you follow the tune.
>Inquire if any wabbits are being wascally
>"M-maybe?" Mystia says in a voice soft enough that you can hardly hear it. As you step into the courtyard, you notice that she's developed a case of the nervous shakes and is blushing fiercely. She gives a small "Eep!" after looking around.
>The courtyard is a courtyard; it's got walls on all four of its sides closing in a field. It would probably be rather pretty, but it's quite crowded at the moment. A gazebo rests in the middle, which is currently being dominated by the Prismriver Sisters as they lay down their funky beats, with a crowd of several dozen rabbits around it, and some faeries floating overhead. Off to the side, you see Tewi sitting at a card table, apparently waiting for someone to approach while watching the performance. Kaguya is sitting among the rabbits, bobbing her head roughly in time with the music. Oddly enough, Yugi is also here, with a different-colored book than before in one hand, and a dish of sake in the other. She seems oblivious to what is going on around her. Obvious exits are east, south, and west.
>_
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Damn, that's a nice song, but alas, we have a job to do.
>Prepare Flail of Cirnobyl, and ckeck probability of imbuing with eternity powers (As in, get Kaguya inside as well)
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>Approach Yuugi and ask why shes in more places than Suika and about onion rings.
-
Damn, that's a nice song, but alas, we have a job to do.
>Prepare Flail of Cirnobyl, and ckeck probability of imbuing with eternity powers (As in, get Kaguya inside as well)
>Who knows what would happen if you did that? Aside from make it too heavy to easily lift. Or perhaps not!?
>Approach Yuugi and ask why shes in more places than Suika and about onion rings.
>She looks up. "Oh hey, you're that guy." Upon hearing your question, she answers, "Don't talk to me about onions. And I'm here because I'm off duty and I like the music."
>_
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If anything will happen someday to the Cirnoflail, is that it's getting stronger.
>Check own strength
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>"'Off duty?'"
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> Search for Yuyuko (we can bribe her using Mystia).
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>Check own strength
>You are not especially beefy,
>"'Off duty?'"
>"Yeah," says Yugi, setting her book aside. "Reimu's got that operation going, right? So she pays me of to beat the shit out of anyone that gives her shit."
> Search for Yuyuko (we can bribe her using Mystia).
>There are no ghost princesses in the vicinity that you can see.
>_
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> Tell Yuugi, Merlin gave Reimu shit.
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> Tell Yuugi, Merlin gave Reimu shit.
>Yugi gives a shrug. "Only matters when I'm on the clock. I didn't see it, it didn't happen."
>_
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> Drop sake
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>Anger the gazebo
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> Drop sake
>You do not possess any sake to drop.
>Anger the gazebo
>You shake your fist in the general direction of the gazebo and say a few coice things about its hardwoods and softwoods. A few rabbits and Yugi look at you as though you were wearing underwear on your head. The gazebo is unmoved by your taunts.
>_
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> Cause sake to drop (ownership not required)
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> Cause sake to drop (ownership not required)
>With Yugi distracted by your attempts to enrage the gazebo, it is a simple thing to upend her saucer. Quick as a wink, she slides her other hand under it and corrects for the spillage, and darts out to catch the stay droplets.
>Unfortunately you only see about half of this, as she also takes her recently freed hand and gives you a chop to the kidneys, which is not at all pleasant given your recent escapades. This has the side effect of dropping you to the ground. When the pain clears, Yugi is drinking as though nothing happened.
>_
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>I said Anger the Gazebo (http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html)
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> Onion rings
> Tewi penis
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> Pray to Suwako for help.
> if the above doesn't work ask Mystia to make everyone nightblind.
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>I said Anger the Gazebo (http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html)
>It's busy.
> Onion rings
> Tewi penis
>I will end you.
> Pray to Suwako for help.
> if the above doesn't work ask Mystia to make everyone nightblind.
>You pray to Suwako. You think you hear a distant frog croaking, but nothing else.
>Mystia frowns, and shuffles her feet a bit. "I-I could...if it was dark...b-b-but that would be mean to H-Houraisan-sama..." She is blushing brightly enough to function as a crude nightlight now.
>_
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> say fuck it, force yourself to the prismrivers, and ask politely an autograph for your daughter, wink to Mystia.
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>Wait, before that, ask why Mystia didn't like the music. For posterity.
> Also call her "Sweetcheeks"
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> Call Mystia our sweet little nightingale
> Tewi x Koishi
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> also also complement Yuugi's moxie
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> say fuck it, force yourself to the prismrivers, and ask politely an autograph for your daughter, wink to Mystia.
>You start to make your way through the crowd of rabbits.
>Wait, before that, ask why Mystia didn't like the music. For posterity.
> Also call her "Sweetcheeks"
>But before that, you inquire into Mystia's musical tastes. "I-I never said I didn't like them! What makes you think that I do?" For a brief moment, her irritation seems to overcome her mortification. Then you call her sweetcheeks and it all comes crashing back.
> Call Mystia our sweet little nightingale
> Tewi x Koishi
>"D-don't say those kinds of things..."
>Don't say those kinds of things.
> also also complement Yuugi's moxie
>"And you take a punch like a champ," she says in turn, while reclaiming her book and turning back to her page.
>_
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>Hug the Mystia.
>Make mental note to ask Rinnosuke for rope.
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>Hug the Mystia.
>Make mental note to ask Rinnosuke for rope.
>You hug Mystia. She is tense enough that it feels somewhat like hugging a tree. Yugi chuckles, and gets a death glare from Mystia for the trouble.
>_
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Ok, time to die
>Hug Yugi was well
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>Hug Yugi was well
>You know in those earlier episodes of Star Trek, where people would get close to the borg? Then the borg would do that one-hand push thing that sends then flying? Yugi pretty much does that before you can hug her.
>You can't see Mystia's reaction, due to falling, but she quickly turns and walks away to join the crowd watching the Prismrivers.
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>Catch up to mystia, hug her and ask her to tend to your Yugi inflicted wounds.
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>Catch up to mystia, hug her and ask her to tend to your Yugi inflicted wounds.
>You find that Mystia has taken a seat near Kaguya, and is conversing with her. As such, you take her rather by surprise, causing her to screech most alarmingly. Kaguya regards you with a neutral expression, as Mystia says, "T-t-this is the guy I w-was t-t-talking ab bout..."
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>Steal Kaguya before she can react and insert into Flail
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>Steal Kaguya before she can react and insert into Flail
>Kaguya looks a bit large to steal, but who says you're not up for a challenge? But before you can make your move, Mystia tackles you and says, "D-don't do any weird things to her!"
>Kaguya raises an eyebrow, but says nothing.
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>Steal Kaguya before she can react and insert into Flail
>Kaguya looks a bit large to steal, but who says you're not up for a challenge? But before you can make your move, Mystia tackles you and says, "D-don't do any weird things to her!"
>Kaguya raises an eyebrow, but says nothing.
>_
>Ask very sweetly what Mystia means by weird things while ruffling her hair.
>Comment on how cute Mystia is when she's angry
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>Check on any rabbits that can be used to fill the wrath of the flail. Of someone else cares about their well-being, I'll be damned.
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> Seriously, how much damage can we take?
> Sit down and chat instead of jumping the gun
> Catch the Prismrivers after the concert
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>Ask very sweetly what Mystia means by weird things while ruffling her hair.
>Comment on how cute Mystia is when she's angry
>"Y-y-you know what I mean! So don't!" Mystia exclaims. She looks about ready to cry again at your compliment.
>Check on any rabbits that can be used to fill the wrath of the flail. Of someone else cares about their well-being, I'll be damned.
>While it is likely that no one except maybe Tewi would care about the rabbits, you cannot see them doing much to enhance the Flail of Cirnobyl.
> Seriously, how much damage can we take?
> Sit down and chat instead of jumping the gun
> Catch the Prismrivers after the concert
>Probably until you die.
>You have a seat next to Mystia and across from Kaguya, creating a definite illusion that you're going to behave.
>The Primsrivers are still going, but it shouldn't be long til they wrap things up, you think.
>_
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>Shower affection on our waifu to show Kaguya we care ^-^
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>Shower affection on our waifu to show Kaguya we care ^-^
>Do this until the concert ends, and then sneak up to the backstage.
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>Shower affection on our waifu to show Kaguya we care ^-^
>Do this until the concert ends, and then sneak up to the backstage.
>You do this, and things pass slowly and awkwardly. Mystia stammers a few pleasantly, and you can't help but get the feeling that if she thought she could pull it off, she'd probably give you a knifing. Which is a new feeling, at least from Mystia. You cousl swear you hear Cirno chuckling, too.
>The concert hasn't really come to an end, but Lyrica seems to be playing a solo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEil3lojz4&fmt=18), whilst Merlin and Lunasa go off stage.
>_
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>The concert hasn't really come to an end, but Lyrica seems to be playing a solo, whilst Merlin and Lunasa go off stage.
Bullshit. A single trumpet player can't DO that.
But, anyway
>make mental note to never sleep around mystia. Unless she's tied up and we are sleeping WITH her.
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>make mental note to never sleep around mystia. Unless she's tied up and we are sleeping WITH her.
>You make a mental note. It's odd, you've never gotten much worse than horrible embarrassment and hesitation of out her til this point.
>_
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>Oh yeah, and what's our relationship number now?
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>Oh yeah, and what's our relationship number now?
>Five Dense.
>_
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It all went sour after trying to hug Yuugi.
Or was it while we were unconscious, getting our kidney back?
I can't help but wonder what went on during that time...
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It all went sour after trying to hug Yuugi.
Or was it while we were unconscious, getting our kidney back?
I can't help but wonder what went on during that time...
Oh yeah, I can't believe I didn't think about how that would affect the relationship with Mystia.
We should test this hypothesis by repeating the circumstances
>Give Mystia a kiss on the cheek, and hug Kaguya
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>Give Mystia a kiss on the cheek, and hug Kaguya
>It is like kissing a metal pole, what with how tense Mystia is. Then you reach for Kaguya, and Mystia drives an elbow into your side. "W-why can't you act decently in front of Houraisan-Sama?! That's all I asked!"
>Kaguya frowns a little, and directs her attention to Lyrica's performance.
>_
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>Tell her: "Why is it wrong for me to hug people? It doesn't really mean anything...but you dear...you are worthy of more than hugs". Finish this with a knowing smirk, and give her another kiss.
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>Tell her: "Why is it wrong for me to hug people? It doesn't really mean anything...but you dear...you are worthy of more than hugs". Finish this with a knowing smirk, and give her another kiss.
>"Stop it," Mystia says. Kaguya glances from the show and chuckles a little.
>"Dude, you are stone cold," says the Flail of Cirnobyl, in tones that would imply an immanent brofist, were a flail able to do such things.
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>Mental note: Later there is going to be a lot of retribution on Mystia's way.
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>Ask Mystia about the time Yuugi told her she didn't see anything. [reply #394]
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>Mental note: Later there is going to be a lot of retribution on Mystia's way.
>You think of various mean things to do to Mystia. You jerk.
>Ask Mystia about the time Yuugi told her she didn't see anything. [reply #394]
>At first, Mystia says she didn't see anything. But Kaguya inclines her head curiously, causing Mystia to blush anew, and say "Well...one time I saw her and Marisa...having an argument. And...Marisa won. I think they were arguing about how one is the same thing as .999... Yugi got really mad about it, she hates losing a whole lot. She told me I didn't see anything, and then she started reading all the time."
>Kaguya smiles at the story, and gives Mystia a little pat on the hand in reassurance. Mystia stammers a sort of thanks, achieving nightlight levels of blushing again.
>_
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> Merlin already is backstage so go there, take Mystia with you, Ask Merlin politely an autograph for your Daughter (Mystia).
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> Merlin already is backstage so go there, take Mystia with you, Ask Merlin politely an autograph for your Daughter (Mystia).
>Better yet, get one for your future daughter as well. *Wink to Mystia*
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> Merlin already is backstage so go there, take Mystia with you, Ask Merlin politely an autograph for your Daughter (Mystia).
>Better yet, get one for your future daughter as well. *Wink to Mystia*
>Mystia says, "I-I'm going to s-stay with Houraisan-sama... We were t-talking... Maybe you could point to me? I'll w-wave"
>_
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> go daddy mode, say to Mystia: Daddy is going to get you an autograph! and sprint as fast as you can backstage.
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>You sprint toward backstage, or what passes for it; really it's just behind the gazebo. As you do, the Flail of Cirnobyl is definitely cackling. "You totally wrecked her shit, that was great!"
>Behind the gazebo, Merlin is off to the side, draining the spit valve from her trumpet.
>_
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> Say: miss Merlin mine daughter is a big fan of you and always wanted an autograph from you before she dies! she has cancer you know *start crying*
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>Begin planning how to get Mystia back from Kaguya's clutches
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> Say: miss Merlin mine daughter is a big fan of you and always wanted an autograph from you before she dies! she has cancer you know *start crying*
>Merlin looks up from the process of draining aforementioned spit valve, and asks, "Could I take care of the funeral arrangements? We'll have the bones sparking clean~"
>Begin planning how to get Mystia back from Kaguya's clutches
>Perhaps if you could build some sort of NEET machine...
>_
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>vat of boiling sharks
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> say: no, no it will take a while before she dies but all she wants is an autograph *start crying* and even worse: A NEET kidnapped my daughter.
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> *merupo face* (can't do it on my phone)
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>vat of boiling sharks
>Boiling Sharks are far beyond what you can afford, wanker.
> say: no, no it will take a while before she dies but all she wants is an autograph *start crying* and even worse: A NEET kidnapped my daughter.
>"That's horrible!" Merlin says, laughing. "Who would do such a thing! I would love to give her an autograph."
> *merupo face* (can't do it on my phone)
>I go yo back, just like Count Dante!
>ξ・∀・）
>_
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> Hugh Masakhela
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Wait a second, since when do poltergeists need to drain spit valves?
>Collect liquid from spit valve in recepticle. If none available, use mouth.
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>apologize to captured insects
> give Merlin an insane grin
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> give Merlin an insane grin
>(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/stupidkomachiface.jpg)
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> Hugh Masakhela
>She don't live here no mo'
>Collect liquid from spit valve in recepticle. If none available, use mouth.
>apologize to captured insects
> give Merlin an insane grin
>A firefly manages to get away in the process, but you collect a measure of Poltergeist Saliva. Now the poor fireflies have to cling to the sides of the jar. And you really gotta be careful not to turn it upside down now, or it'll ruin your stuff.
>Merlin grins back, but she doesn't seem to have any idea why you're grinning at her to begin with. "So, whaddaya want me to sign?"
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> Wonder how the hell this thread is at so many pages
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> The rabbit raced past the house fell
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> Ask her to sign the flail of Cirnobyl, If Cirno makes some noises say to Merlin it is your daughters hamster. Also tell her that your daughter wants to see Merlin in person.
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>After signing, give Merlin a loud slap on the shoulders, give her another grin and say "good job, son."
>emphasize the word, "SON"
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> Wonder how the hell this thread is at so many pages
>Probably the way all threads do.
> The rabbit raced past the house fell
>This password does not work here.
> Ask her to sign the flail of Cirnobyl, If Cirno makes some noises say to Merlin it is your daughters hamster. Also tell her that your daughter wants to see Merlin in person.
>"Hey that's my icicle!" Exclaims the Flail, as Merlin quadruples its street value.
>"Wow, I never knew there were talking hamsters!" Merlin says. "Where can I get one?"
>After signing, give Merlin a loud slap on the shoulders, give her another grin and say "good job, son."
>emphasize the word, "SON"
"Oh, writing your name is so much easier than it looks," replies Merlin with a small smile.
>_
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> The prime number few
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> Ask Merlin if your "Daughter" can see Merlin in person, Pray to Suwako Mystia co-operates, tell Merlin you can get a talking hamster at Kourindou.
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> The prime number few
>You're not sweet talking your way out of this one, buster.
> Ask Merlin if your "Daughter" can see Merlin in person, Pray to Suwako Mystia co-operates, tell Merlin you can get a talking hamster at Kourindou.
>You hear a distant croaking sound again.
>"Oh, sure!" Merlin says. "It's the best way to figure out what seasonings we're gonna need!"
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> Take Merlin to Mystia, shout: oh, noez! thats the NEET that kidnapped mine daughter! get away from her bitch! *attack Kaguya with the flail of cirnobil*
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> Take Merlin to Mystia, shout: oh, noez! thats the NEET that kidnapped mine daughter! get away from her bitch! *attack Kaguya with the flail of cirnobil*
>You begin to enact this plan, but then you realize exactly why you heard a croaking noise when the screams begin. It seems that your multiple prayers to Suwako have manifested, hundreds of frogs of various sizes, shapes, and colors start swarming into the the courtyard. Rabbits are panicking; Tewi abandons her Three-Card Monte table, and Lyrica's solo comes to a screeching halt.
>"Oh holy shit you gotta lemme go it's go time baby I gotta shine cmon man fuck this flail thing!" the Flail of Cirnobyl declares, speaking so fast the words all run together.
>_
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> Fuck this flail thing. It asked for it.
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> Fuck this flail thing. It asked for it.
>Before doing this, make use of the frog-induced confusion and slam that flail on Merlin's face, and SCRAM! with the trumpet.
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> Fuck this flail thing. It asked for it.
>You've got no time to figure out how to make this work at the moment.
>Before doing this, make use of the frog-induced confusion and slam that flail on Merlin's face, and SCRAM! with the trumpet.
>You give Merlin a good walloping in the face, dropping her like so many sacks of potatoes. Then you hork the trumpet.
>_
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>Run to Mystia's side, and protect her from the frogs if needed.
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>Grab Mystia and run out of Eientei.
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>The flail asked us to let go, so fling it at Merlin's comatose body just to be safe.
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>Run to Mystia's side, and protect her from the frogs if needed.
>You make your way through the panic, and find Mystia is doing her best to shoo away a a couple of bullfrogs from Kaguya. She seems to be holding her own.
>Grab Mystia and run out of Eientei.
>You grab Mystia, who starts to struggle. "I can't leave Houraisan-sama!" she cries.
>The flail asked us to let go, so fling it at Merlin's comatose body just to be safe.
>You turn and hammer throw the Flail of Cirnobyl at Merlin's unconscious form. It sails gracefully through the air with a "Wheeeee!" and slams into the Prismriver Sister. Then it falls open, and Cirno emerges. With a gleeful cackle, she sets to freezing frogs. But only doing one at a time, she'll be at it for awhile.
>_
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>Ok, we can't leave Kaguya. Then, get both of them and escape.
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> Take a few frogs so Cirno has an incentive to work with us. Also ask where the whole 'fuck this flail thing' dialect came from.
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>Ok, we can't leave Kaguya. Then, get both of them and escape.
>You take Kaguya by the arm and make your way out of Eientei.
> Take a few frogs so Cirno has an incentive to work with us. Also ask where the whole 'fuck this flail thing' dialect came from.
>You grab a couple of the smaller, less active frogs on your way out. As it stands, Cirno seems far too busy dealing with amphibians to answer questions or follow you out.
>You are outside of Eientei. Obvious exits are west.
>_
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>North
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>Hug everyone we took with us.
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>North
>There is a metric fucktonne of bamboo that way. You'd die of sleep deprivation before you got through it all.
>Hug everyone we took with us.
>Efficiency demands a group hug. One is administered. Kaguya doesn't seem to mind, and Mystia seems too freaked out by current events to be embarrassed or irritated. The frogs croak.
>_
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>SouthSouthEast
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>Ask Kaguya to carry us on her back.
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>SouthSouthEast
>You cannot count that high. Nor can you walk through walls. Yet.
>Ask Kaguya to carry us on her back.
>Kaguya frowns lightly at the suggestion. "There isn't room!" Mystia says.
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> Just run to Kourindou, make a mental note to pray to Suwako before going to sleep.
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> Just run to Kourindou, make a mental note to pray to Suwako before going to sleep.
>Back to Kourindou you go! Kaguya follows, apparently it is preferable to waiting at the front gates for all the frogs to be dealt with. Mystia follows along as well, keeping close to Kaguya.
>Rinnosuke nods to you as you walk into Kourindou again. "I see you've made some friends. It's rare to see you cross my threshold, Miss Houraisan." Kaguya nods to Rinnosuke and goes to browse.
>The store presently has:
>A Hobo Penny, placed inside an Empty Wine Bottle
>The Dwarven Backpack
>Banson's Aria
>Your State ID
>Wriggle's (Spare) Cape
>Nitori's Panties
>Nitori's Clothes
>An Antique Television with Rabbit Ear style Antenna
>An AOL CD, in the old tin cases they used to use
>An Erlenmeyer Flask
>Yukari's Cap
>Assorted Stainless Steel Parts of Something Mechanical
>A copy of Urquhart's Civil Engineering Handbook (Third Edition)
>Border of Life
>A Old Can of RC Cola
>A Pin-On Gold Star with an Ideogram
>A Ream of 500 Pages of 8x12 paper
>A Bag of Kettle Chips
>A Red Ribbon with a Bow and White Lace.
>_
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> Give Rinnosuke the trumpet, Tell Rinnosuke that Eirin said that Unzan is manlier then him.
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> Give Rinnosuke the trumpet, Tell Rinnosuke that Eirin said that Unzan is manlier then him.
>Rinnosuke accepts the trumpet, tilts up his chair, places trumpet under one of the legs, and then eases it down on the instrument. As the trumpet is distorted and ruined by this action, Rinnosuke says, "Oh, Miss Yagokoro will say all kinds of things, I am sure. But she and I know what is correct in that matter." He winks, then gestures toward Yukari's Cap on the wall. "In any event, please help yourself to your payment."
>Kaguya approaches the counter with the Old Can of RC Cola,and places a silver coin on the counter. Rinnosuke accepts it, and Kaguya opens the beverage and enjoys it.
>_
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> Equip the Yakumo hat as soon as possible, check how late it is.
> Ask if Mystia is hungry.
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> Equip the Yakumo hat as soon as possible, check how late it is.
> Ask if Mystia is hungry.
>You swoop down upon Yukari's Cap like so many vultures (Eleven, to be precise. It's ridiculous), and place it upon your head. You don't feel any cooler, stronger, or wiser for it, but it does keep your head warm and safe from things like bird doody.
>Mystia quirks her lips a bit, then says, "A little, I suppose..." It seems she is a fast learner.
>_
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> Give her some bird food, ask Rinnosuke about "The Mannosuke legend".
> we need a new flail, go search Rumia after hearing "the Mannosuke legend".
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> Give her some bird food, ask Rinnosuke about "The Mannosuke legend".
> we need a new flail, go search Rumia after hearing "the Mannosuke legend".
>You have nothing like birdseed onhand, unfortunately.
>Upon hearing your request, Rinnosuke gives a cryptic grin. "A man must have some secrets, wouldn't you agree?"
>You then leave the shop, and proceed south. Your intuition is correct; there is a still a sphere of darkness gently floating between and meatily colliding into the trees here.
>_
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> Leap at the sphere, try to grab Rumia and wrap her in the blankets.
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> Leap at the sphere, try to grab Rumia and wrap her in the blankets.
> Or ask Mystia to talk her into joining you.
> Screw it, flip a coin. Heads you grab her, Tails ask for Mystia to speak to her, Edge ask for Kaguya's help (in whatever way she can).
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> Leap at the sphere, try to grab Rumia and wrap her in the blankets.
>You lack both the ability to jump that high and the blankets.
> Or ask Mystia to talk her into joining you.
> Screw it, flip a coin. Heads you grab her, Tails ask for Mystia to speak to her, Edge ask for Kaguya's help (in whatever way she can).
>You ask Mystia to help out. "O-okay," she says. She flutters up into the sphere of darkness, and it stops. Then it drifts down to the ground in from of you, and fades a bit to reveal Rumia inside. "Oh hey there are peoples down here," she says as Mystia rejoins you and Kaguya, "Hello peoples!"
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> Tell Mystia to convince Rumia to join you, use virtual cookies if necessary.
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>flex
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> Tell Mystia to convince Rumia to join you, use virtual cookies if necessary.
>flex
>Mystia sets to work beguiling Rumia with the promise of possible cookies, while you get your flex on. Between the two temptations, Rumia is only able to say one thing, "Hi I'm Rumia!"
>"This might be harder than we thought..." Mystia says.
>Kaguya gives your flexing some polite applause.
>_
>_
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>Tell Rumia that you found a nice, tasty human for her to eat (ie. Rinnosuke), and you'll let her have him if she agrees to join your harem (indicate Mystia and Kaguya).
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>Tell Rumia that you found a nice, tasty human for her to eat (ie. Rinnosuke), and you'll let her have him if she agrees to join your harem (indicate Mystia and Kaguya).
>Rumia listens to all of this then says, "My name is Rumia!"
>"We are not a harem!" Mystia declares, whilst Kaguya nods in agreement.
>_
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>Hug Rumia
Hugging solves EVERYTHING!
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>Hug Rumia
Hugging solves EVERYTHING!
>You give Rumia a hug. You don't know if it solves everything as advertised, but Rumia does return it. And takes the opportunity to start chewing on you sleeve.
>_
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> Give her a piggy ride and go to Keine's school, Rumia needs education.
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> Give her a piggy ride and go to Keine's school, Rumia needs education.
>You sweep Rumia onto your shoulders! She's not that heavy, thankfully, but she does that the opportunity to start chewing on Yukari's Cap.
>Unfortunately, you only have the vaguest of ideas where the school is. Upon asking Mystia, she says, "Oh, It's in town." Kaguya helpfully points north.
>_
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> Go there (to the north), as quikly as possible, ask Kaguya if she has a bike.
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> Go there (to the north), as quikly as possible, ask Kaguya if she has a bike.
>Kaguya shakes her head in response, leaving you to run.
>You go north, past Kourindou, through the outskirts of town, and into town itself. Though it is full of neat-looking places, people, and things, you have a goal in mind and pay them little heed at the moment.
>Soon you come to a rather modest-looking steepled schoolhouse. It seems empty at the moment, but there is someone in front. You are reasonably sure this person is Keine. She is certainly dressed like Keine, down to the hat that may or may not be were Suika lives. She has hair and eyes like Keine. But...you're reasonably sure that Keine doesn't weight about 300 pounds like this woman does.
>_
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> "Who are you woman, and what are you doing in front of my house!?
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> "Who are you woman, and what are you doing in front of my house!?
>She turns to face you, and gives you an appraising look. "My name is Keine, and I can assure you that this isn't your house. In fact, I am reasonably certain you don't live in this town at all. Oh, and hello Mystia, Kaguya. So, what can I do for you all?"
>_
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> "death to the intruders!" pummel down the fat Keine, she is not this impostor, ask Kaguya to help.
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> "death to the intruders!" pummel down the fat Keine, she is not this impostor, ask Kaguya to help.
>You move to pummel down Keine. She responds by stepping forward, and then the world explodes into stars and little cupids for a brief moment. Well, she certainly headbutts like Keine.
>Rumia takes the opportunity to dismount whilst you are staggering back from the blow. As you vision clears, she is standing with the others and bouncing on her heels.
>"Why are you attacking the teacher?" Mystia asks.
>The sorta-Keine stands there calmly, awaiting your next move.
>_
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> Scream: "Letty has started an invasion! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES."
> ask Kaguya to tell Letty Keine to educate Rumia.
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> Fat people eat accumulates
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> Scream: "Letty has started an invasion! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES."
> ask Kaguya to tell Letty Keine to educate Rumia.
>You shout. It scares off a few crows, but seems to have little effect otherwise.
>Sorta-Keine looks at Rumia. "Oh dear, you've been bashing your head against something again, haven't you? I was starting to get worried when you hadn't shown up for the past three days..."
>"Hi, I'm Rumia!" Rumia answers.
>"I know, dear. Look! Souls!" Sorta-Keine points behind Rumia; who turns to look. Then Keine headbutts her in the back of the head, sending her sprawling to the ground. Kaguya and Mystia seem entirely okay with this.
>Rumia picks herself up from the ground, and shakes her head. "Wha-?" she mutters.
> Fat people eat accumulates
>You have unlocked Sound Test Mode! Please enter the name of the song you'd like to hear at any time.
>_
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> So nanoka? Tell Rumia that Rinnosuke has stolen her kidney.
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> So nanoka? Tell Rumia that Rinnosuke has stolen her kidney.
>"Why would he do that...?" Rumia asks, as she gets to her feet. Kaguya frowns at you.
>_
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> Tell her that he is the embodiment of ultimate evil and he must be destroyed.
> compliment Rumia's ribbon and ask her if you may tak it off.
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> Nitori saw the tengu with binoculars
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>Show Rumia your own kidney scar to frighten her about losing her kidney to Rinnosuke
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> Tell her that he is the embodiment of ultimate evil and he must be destroyed.
> compliment Rumia's ribbon and ask her if you may tak it off.
>"That's a pretty crappy embodiment of ultimate evil..." Rumia says with a frown.
>"Well..." Sorta-Keine starts, but stops herself. Kaguya tries to hide a smirk behind her sleeves, but does not do too well.
>Upon hearing your request, Rumia shakes her head. "Oh, this ribbon doesn't come off. Sorry."
> Nitori saw the tengu with binoculars
>She doesn't know how to grind lenses.
>Show Rumia your own kidney scar to frighten her about losing her kidney to Rinnosuke
>"Gross!" she exclaims upon seeing the scar. Kaguya and Sorta-Keine both peer at it in morbid curiosity.
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> say: "at day Rinnosuke isn't evil, wait until you see him at night."
> Ask Rumia if she wants her kidney back, if she says yes then tell her to join us so we can get the kidney back.
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> say: "at day Rinnosuke isn't evil, wait until you see him at night."
> Ask Rumia if she wants her kidney back, if she says yes then tell her to join us so we can get the kidney back.
>Rumia grins and chuckles, "Oh, there's nothin' worse than me at night!" She starts feeling her torso, "I don't think I got one of those scar thingums. Maybe he took Alice's Kidney. She kinda looks like me!"
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> Tell Rumia she can eat the kidneys that we find and don't need.
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> Tell Rumia she can eat the kidneys that we find and don't need.
>"Deal!" says Rumia with enough volume to scare off the recently-resettled birds.
>"Just what are you doing?" Sorta-Keine asks. Mystia shrugs, and Kaguya looks to you in to answer the question.
>_
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> Ask Keine if she knows where we can find the rest of the ⑨ team.
> Ask Keine if she knows some quests for us to do.
> Tell Kaguya she is better then Mokou.
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> Ask Keine if she knows where we can find the rest of the ⑨ team.
> Ask Keine if she knows some quests for us to do.
> Tell Kaguya she is better then Mokou.
>"Oh, it's such a pain to track all of them," says Sorta-Keine. "I couldn't tell you where they all were at any point of the day; they don't even all show up for class!" She then rubs her chin, whilst addressing the second question. "Well... People are talking about how Parsee has been missing for awhile now. And there's some doll revolution going on, they tell me. Umm...I've heard Utsuho's been causing trouble with some townsfolks, something about shooting people? And I hear they have been very secretive lately at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Oh, and they say the Kappa have been making some kind of evil machine. I'm sorry, the full moon is a few weeks off, and I always get behind around this time, especially..." she shakes her head. "Anyways, I heard that Wriggle ran into town a little while ago, panicking her poor head off."
>Kaguya nods in agreement to your last statement. "You two, honestly!" Keine says.
>_
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> Flip a coin, if it is heads: help Rinnosuke with the Utsuho quest. if it is tails go to the scarlet devil manion. If it is edge go to youkai mountain.
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> Flip a coin, if it is heads: help Rinnosuke with the Utsuho quest. if it is tails go to the scarlet devil manion. If it is edge go to youkai mountain.
>Tails. You decide that Scarlet Devil Mansion is the place for happenin' peoples to be. Also, you kinda sorta know where it is, having seen it from Cirno's lean-to. As such, you trek your way back there, going south through the woods and to the lakeshore, then circling around to where Cirno lives.
>Having a look about, it doesn't seem that Cirno has returned yet. The lean-to and its messes lie undisturbed, and Scarlet Devil Mansion just is to the south. Obvious exits are west and south.
>_
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> Go south, Greet China in stereo type Chinese.
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> Go south, Greet China in stereo type Chinese.
>You go south, and approach the gates of Scarlet Devil Mansion.
>The manor is surrounded by a nasty wrought iron wall that would be particularly hard to climb. Standing at the gates, much as expected, is Hong Meiling, who already has her eye on you. But her smile is friendly enough. You notice that her hat is missing its trademark star. "Sup Foo's?" she says in reply to your greeting.
>_
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> Tell China you have come to repair the toilet.
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> Tell China you have come to repair the toilet.
>"Hey, that's a good one," she says, "but no."
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>Ask Kaguya if she is capable of speech
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>Ask Kaguya if she is capable of speech
>Kaguya nods.
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> Throw Kaguya at China.
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> Throw Kaguya at China.
NEET missiles don't fly that fast.
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>You grab Kaguya and fling her at China! China, just as quickly, grabs her out of the air and sets her down gently.
>"Hey! You treat Houraisan-sama nicely!" Mystia shouts, "If I didn't owe you, I'd kick your shins into dust!"
>As Kaguya walks back over to rejoin the group, giving you a reproachful look, Meilin says, "Okay, since we got to this part, I am kinda legally required to warn you I know Karate, Kung-Fu, Tai-Kwon-Do, and a whole buncha other stuff you haven't even begun to have heard of."
>_
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> Tell her Rinnosuke has some nice new pillows.
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> Tell her Rinnosuke has some nice new pillows.
>"Really? Cool! Hey, hook me up and I'll see about snagging you some of Boss' good tea."
>_
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>ああああああああああああああ
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> Ask China if she will let us in if we get her some pillows, if she disagrees tell she will get a new bed too.
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>ああああああああああああああ
>Why's it gotta be like that, man? Where's the love?
> Ask China if she will let us in if we get her some pillows, if she disagrees tell she will get a new bed too.
>At first she shakes her head. Then when you sweeten the deal with a new bed, she frowns a little, and starts to chew at her lower lip. "Well...maybe I could get someone to give you a guided tour? Boss shouldn't be too upset about that..."
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> Accept the deal.
> Ask if we need to get the pillows and bed right now or later.
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> Accept the deal.
> Ask if we need to get the pillows and bed right now or later.
>China shrugs. Well, whenever you can get 'em, I guess. Uh, don't tell anyone, though..."
>_
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>zeeky boogy doog
>Ask Kaguya why she's such good friends with Mystia
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>zeeky boogy doog
>Ask Kaguya why she's such good friends with Mystia
>The Zeeky Causer has already dealt with that issue.
>Kaguya regards you for a moment, then smiles and slowly waggles a finger. It seems she feels she's allowed some secrets.
>_
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>ponder the depth of Kaguya's sexual exploits
>scratch Mystia behind the ears
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>ponder the depth of Kaguya's sexual exploits
>scratch Mystia behind the ears
>Well, she's been around for centuries...and that's a long time to do some crazy shit.
>You scratch Mystia behind the ears. "Hey, stop that!" she cries. Then Rumia joins in.
>_
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>give Rumia a hug, since we neglected to do so earlier
>ask Hong China what the plan is for our guided tour
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>Rumia hugs you back. Awww. "Let's go bury some treasure!" she says.
>China Meiling shrugs. "I dunno. I'd just get one of the maids to do it, not like I can leave here, yanno?"
>_
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>Assure Rumia we will find and bury treasure at a later time
> Open mouth to ask The Red Dragon about contacting a maid, realize she wants the sleeping equipment first, and close mouth silently
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>Assure Rumia we will find and bury treasure at a later time
> Open mouth to ask The Red Dragon about contacting a maid, realize she wants the sleeping equipment first, and close mouth silently
>"Awesome!" Rumia says.
>"So, you know where to find a bed, right?" Mystia asks.
>_
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> Kick E-Nazrin in the cheese
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>chew on the fourth wall
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> Kick E-Nazrin in the cheese
>You don't know where that is.
>chew on the fourth wall
>You'd have to go to the other side of the manor to do that, and that's just way too much of a walk for you.
>_
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> Ask for an imperfect, elegant maid
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>(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Dino_Qwantz.png)
>Check inventory and status, it's been a while
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> Ask for an imperfect, elegant maid
>"Uh...Well..." Says China, "I could try, I guess. But the thing is, Boss is really,really secretive. So she doesn't like people who might talk about what's going on inside. But, like, if you were okay with hiring on someone who is pretty low-key, I guess it'd fly. Want me to put a call in?"
>Check inventory and status, it's been a while
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles (In Mystia's possession)
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Fireflies in a Jar w/Poltergeist Saliva
>Dinged Up Proton Pack w/Ghost Trap
>Yukari's Cap. (Worn a hat)
>A Couple of Friendly Frogs.
>You are feeling a whole lot better since you got your kidney replaced. Aside from a nasty bruise Sorta-Keine bequeathed unto you, and your sleeve and Yukari's Cap being slightly moist from Rumia gnawing on them, you're fine.
>_
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> Bust a rhyme
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> Bust a rhyme
>You bust a rhyme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KRf2R-pFa0). Afterwards, Kaguya gives an approving nod.
>_
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>bust a groove
>Also have we actually seen any beds here or are we just bullshitting?
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>bust a groove
>Also have we actually seen any beds here or are we just bullshitting?
>You lack sufficient dinosaurs and bubbles
>Cirno had a crude bed. Wriggle had a Futon. Alice...probably had a bed, you don't recall.
>_
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> Ask Kaguya if Eientei has any spare beds, if she does not reply with spoken words then hit her with the cement boot.
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> Ask Kaguya if Eientei has any spare beds, if she does not reply with spoken words then hit her with the cement boot.
>Kaguya nods. As you prepare to whack her with the Cement Boot, Mystia throws herself between the two of you, clearly ready to run interference.
>_
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> Ask Kaguya if Eientei has any spare beds, if she does not reply with spoken words then hit her with the cement boot.
>Kaguya nods. As you prepare to whack her with the Cement Boot, Mystia throws herself between the two of you, clearly ready to run interference.
>_
*Is trying so hard to not hit Mystia with Cement Boot*
I'm on to you Text Parser.
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>silently blame Kaguya for all the world's problems, especially seducing Mystia
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>silently blame Kaguya for all the world's problems, especially seducing Mystia
>You quietly blame Kaguya for this whole mess. Stupid NEET.
>While you are busy blaming, someone else comes up the path. It is Yugi! She approaches, nose still in her book, as Hong Meiling opens the gate for her. "Things go well?" asks the guard, to which Yugi just nods as she walks in and the gate is closed behind her.
>_
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> Text Parser
> Text parsee
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> show Yuugi our middle finger.
> Go to Eientei.
> Give Rumia a piggy ride. she will be our new daughter.
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> Text Parser
> Text parsee
>You have no cellphone. You don't know if Parsee has a cellphone, but if not you're sure she envies those who do.
> show Yuugi our middle finger.
> Go to Eientei.
> Give Rumia a piggy ride. she will be our new daughter.
>You give Yugi the bird! Since she's gpt her nose buried in a book, she probably doesn't notice. China does notice, and say, "Hey, that's uncalled for. Ah well, I just guard 'em. Never signed on to be their publicist.
>You lead you merry band back toward Eientei, sweeping Rumia onto your shoulders as Mystia and Kaguya follow along. As you circle around the lake, though, passing by Cirno's house, you notice something new.
>A large rock stands in the middle of the field now. A rock appearing out of nowhere is curious enough on its own, but this particular rock also has a face, its expression close-eyed and a little unnerving. (http://xs541.xs.to/xs541/09270/al_rok428.png) As assess the situation, it starts to bounce toward you slowly, its expression never changing...
>_
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> When you meet a scary man, guard your wallet and your asshole no matter what
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> Say to the rock: fuck you boulderman, leave ma family alone!
> start throwing rocks at the rock, tell Rumia to do the same.
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> When you meet a scary man, guard your wallet and your asshole no matter what
>You have no wallet, so this task will be twice as easy!
> Say to the rock: fuck you boulderman, leave ma family alone!
> start throwing rocks at the rock, tell Rumia to do the same.
>The rock does not not answer, as it draws ever closer with its ominous expression fixed upon you.
>You kneel down to scoop up a rock; Rumia tries too, but she can't reach. Mystia, however, takes it upon herself to throw rocks as well, making a sort of wordless frightened noise. Unfortunately, your rocks bounce off of it with just a bit of noise, not phasing it at all.
>
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> pray to Unzan for help. yes he will be our new god.
> if the above doesn't help, ask Kaguya if she has some nice danmaku to kill the rock.
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>Consider what possible perpetrators there could be for this presumptuous prank
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> pray to Unzan for help. yes he will be our new god.
> if the above doesn't help, ask Kaguya if she has some nice danmaku to kill the rock.
>You pray to Unzan. You hear a distant rumble of thunder that sounds suspiciously like a croak.
>Kaguya shakes her head, but she proceeds to approach the rock. It bounces forward, as she approaches it from the side, and gives it a push that sends it tumbling into the lake. Then she dusts off her hands and moves to rejoin you.
>The lake's surface is disturbed for a moment. Then the rock leaps out with a splash! The look on Kaguya's face is priceless. The rock lands back underwater, but leaps out again. Apparently, rocks can't drown, but Kaguya's actions have bought you some time before it gets back to shore.
>Consider what possible perpetrators there could be for this presumptuous prank
>You really have no idea who could have done such a thing. And that's kinda scary.
>_
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>acquire golf club or appropriate substitute
> fore
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>acquire golf club or appropriate substitute
> fore
>You do not see any golf clubs about. Apparently golf really isn't Cirno's thing.
>_
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> Run ask quikly as possible to Eientei.
> Ask Kaguya if she has a relationship with Doyora (if you don't know who this is then I will kill you).
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>How big is this rock, anyway? Would it stand up to our Cement Boot?
> Or, dare I say it... the Chernobyl Flail MkII?
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> Run ask quikly as possible to Eientei.
> Ask Kaguya if she has a relationship with Doyora (if you don't know who this is then I will kill you).
>You take advantage of this opening to run as quickly as you can to Eientei, Rumia crying "Wheeee!" the whole way.
>Kaguya shakes her head quickly in response to your question, looking over her shoulder afterwards.
>You return to the gates of Eientei. A great deal of croaking can still be heard within, particularly to the courtyard to the east. You think there may be some frogs lingering in the north and south wings of the manor, too. Obvious exits are north, south, east and west.
>How big is this rock, anyway? Would it stand up to our Cement Boot?
> Or, dare I say it... the Chernobyl Flail MkII?
>The rock is about knee high to you, large enough to really wreck your shit if it fell on you. The Cement Boot would probably not be enough. But who knows what future flails could do to it?
>_
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> Ask Kaguya if she can get the best bed and the best pillows to China.
> Ask the text parser if we have to pray 3 times to a god before something happens.
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>say "Guy made of bees"
> psychiatric evaluation
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> Ask Kaguya if she can get the best bed and the best pillows to China.
> Ask the text parser if we have to pray 3 times to a god before something happens.
>Kaguya nods, and motions for you to follow her inside.
>It is not the place of a humble text parser to speculate on the nature of the divine. However, a few generalities may be considered. In general, deities can be counted to be fickle, jealous, and astoundingly petty. There really is no way to pin their behavior down to simple things. However, it can be said that the gods have a sense of humor, and that they really don't like to be called upon for petty things, nor do they like a wuss. Even Lucas eventually manned up.
>say "Guy made of bees"
> psychiatric evaluation
>You say Guy Made of Bees. Mystia frowns, "You should be careful about things like that..."
>You have little more than superficial experience with psychology. But you think, therefore you probably are.
>_
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> Trust in the heart of the cards
> Text parsee (the text that was parsed, not Parsee)
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>say "Guy made of walnuts"
> pursue Kaguya, resist urge to pounce aggressive-style
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> Convert Rumia to Unzanism.
> pursue Kaguya, don't resist urge to pounce aggressive-style
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> Trust in the heart of the cards
> Text parsee (the text that was parsed, not Parsee)
>A card with a heart would be pretty gross, dude.
>You still don't have a cellphone.
>say "Guy made of walnuts"
> pursue Kaguya, resist urge to pounce aggressive-style
>Man, that sounds like tasty. Or a nightmare.
>You follow Kaguya back into Eientei, and into the southern wing. It seems that the frogs have infiltrated this place rather thoroughly, and may well be have taken to looting, if the odd bits of clothing and the like stuck to them suggest anything. You can see a dormitory-style room to the east, and what seems to be a fancy bedroom to the west.
>However, before you can pick a side, Kaguya suddenly ducks. You hear a frog croak, which ends in a loud bang; and a hole manifests in the wall behind her. Following the line of motion, you can see a frog in the hall, apparently minding its own business. Then it croaks again, with another bang; and another hole appearing in the wall near it.
> Convert Rumia to Unzanism.
>You are not familiar enough with the scriptures of Unzan to pontificate at length about it while there are dangerous frogs about.
>_
>_
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> When we find the bed, make everyone else leave so that we may test the bed's softness and suspension with Mystia in peace.
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>Get mirror
>Say guy made of bees three times
> Pray to Trog
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>get ye flask
>become ye flask
>accuse the Sonic Toad of being a hedgehog
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oops, Sukawo must be pretty pissed that we now pray to Unzan.
> Let Kaguya get the bed and pillows, they must be top quality
> Kiss a frog, see if it transforms into a princess.
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> When we find the bed, make everyone else leave so that we may test the bed's softness and suspension with Mystia in peace.
>Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>Get mirror
>Say guy made of bees three times
> Pray to Trog
>Sadly, you don't have any access to mirrors at the moment. There could be one in either of those rooms, but then you leave yourself wide open to that frog.
>get ye flask
>become ye flask
>accuse the Sonic Toad of being a hedgehog
>The frog doesn't seem to be too phased by this. Perhaps it does not speak? Then again, this doesn't seem to have stopped Kaguya.
> Let Kaguya get the bed and pillows, they must be top quality
> Kiss a frog, see if it transforms into a princess.
>You decide to let Kaguya handle the luxuries.
>You dive at the frog, and grab it before it can croak a hole into your fool self. Then, quickly, you plant a kiss on its forehead, right between the eyes. It's not a pleasant experience at all; it's cold and weird-smelling and kinda slimey and oh god, you hold you didn't get any of it in your mouth! Augh!
>The Frog wriggles free of your grasp, and jumps back to the ground, and starts to glow a strange green light. Then it reshapes into a small greenish faerie with frog-like legs and flies off with a giggle. You feel that some force is watching you and is well pleased.
>_
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>realize that we have just cheated on Mystia with a fairog
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> check your tong to see if you have gotten a wierd disease or something like that.
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>realize that we have just cheated on Mystia with a fairog
>Ah DAMMIT!
> check your tong to see if you have gotten a wierd disease or something like that.
>You really can't look at your own tongue, but having something to wash your mouth out with would definitely be welcome right now. Augh, you can still taste it!
>_
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> Share the taste with Mystia
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> Share the taste with Mystia
>You approach Mystia. "Oh gross, get away from me you have Frog Lips! EW!" She hides behind Kaguya, who regards you impassively, then gestures toward the dormitory to the east.
>_
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> Ask Kaguya what is taking so long to get the bed and pillows.
> see if Cirno is still around.
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>Kaguya folds her hands, and gives you a small bow, then heads into the west room, with Mystia trailing behind her.
>You wander back to the Courtyard. It has mostly emptied out of rabbits and other such peoples, but Cirno is still there fighting off the tide of frogs and clearly loving every moment of it. She'll be there for awhile, by the look of it.
>_
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>Say "Guy Made of Bees"
>Hug Everyone in sight.
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> See if Tewi is around somewhere.
> See if Rumia is still nearby
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>Say "Guy Made of Bees"
>Hug Everyone in sight.
>You invoke the Dread Name yet again. You can't help but shiver as you do. That has to be due to Cirno being nearby.
>Kaguya and Mystia have vanished to go bed-hunting. Rumia is presently out of sight. This leaves Cirno, who is busy waging war upon the frogs. But that may be a little difficult.
> See if Tewi is around somewhere.
> See if Rumia is still nearby
>Tewi is not around, as far as you can see. Chances are she ran for it. Rumia is presently being given a piggyback ride by you.
>_
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I forgot we had Rumia on our back
> Ask Rumia if we need to put her down.
> Ask Cirno if she wants to join your team again when she is ready freezing the frogs.
> See if Merlin's unconscious body is still somewhere on the ground.
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> Ask Rumia if we need to put her down.
> Ask Cirno if she wants to join your team again when she is ready freezing the frogs.
> See if Merlin's unconscious body is still somewhere on the ground.
>"Why would I want a thing like that?" Rumia asks, "I have a horsie!"
>Cirno looks over for a brief moment, "Check back in a few hours, chief!"
>It doesn't seem that Merlin is still there. Perhaps Lyrica and Lunasa were able to haul her out?
>_
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> Go look around for a bit in all the rooms.
> look in a mirror to see what our face looks like.
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> Go look around for a bit in all the rooms.
> look in a mirror to see what our face looks like.
>You head north, and find that Eirin's door is locked. So you head back south, and look into the dormitory.
>The dormitory is a mess. Frogs and panicking rabbits have resulted in overturned beds, lots of broken objects, and personal belongings being scattered all over the place. There's potentially all sorts of random objects you can find here, especially broken objects, but it would take forever to dig through everything. Off to the side, you can see a little bathroom with a sink and mirror. There are still a couple dozen frogs around, but they don't seem that dangerous.
>Checking the mirror, you can see your face looks more or less fine. Rumia leans over and starts makind faces into the mirror. You still got that frog sensation about you, and it's just bothersome as hell...
>_
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There's the mirror.
>Say "guy made of bees" thrice
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> Drink some water to get rid of the frog taste.
> See if Kaguya and Mystia are ready.
> Ask Rumia if she is hungry.
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>"Candyman, Candyman, Candy-"
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>Guy Made of Bees
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>"Guy made of antibees, guy made of antibees, GUY MADE OF ANTIBEES!"
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>Say "guy made of bees" thrice
>You are left with a sense of impeding dread you invoke this name.
> Drink some water to get rid of the frog taste.
> See if Kaguya and Mystia are ready.
> Ask Rumia if she is hungry.
>Trying to shake off the dread, you have some water to rinse out the frog taste. It certainly hits the spot, leaving you feeling a whole lot less grossed out. Maybe you won't catch any weird frog diseases now...
>Glancing out the door, you really can't see Mystia or Rumia. You think you hear some thumping around in their direction.
>"Let's go have cake for lunch!" Rumia suggests.
>"Candyman, Candyman, Candy-"
>That's just silly.
>Guy Made of Bees
>Despite you best instincts, you invoke the name one last time.
>The world around you seems to go cold. Sound seems to fade away, you can't hear the croaks of the invading frogs any longer. Your teeth start to chatter, something is very wrong now, you can feel it in every nerve of your body. Then you notice that Rumia's reflection is no longer in the mirror.
>You hear a sound. It is a sort of low, droning buzz. Then, you see it. The reflection in the mirror, your reflection, is watching you. Your mouth falls open a little, but the reflection's mouth does not. The droning buzz grows louder; you know there is something in the air, but you cannot see it. The reflection is still watching you, it's eyes, your eyes, making your skin crawl. You take a step away from the mirror, but it does not move. Instead, it twitches its lips, then it starts to speak, but there are no words.
>The droning is getting louder. The reflection continues to move, but not like a human being. It's mouth still moving, it's face starts to...warp. It is as though it's being twisted and torn into pieces at the edges. Unable to look away, you watch as the edges of this reflection dissolve away into little bits of something, swirling and spiraling around it. With each passing moment, that face becomes less human, more grotesque and distorted. The droning sound is echoing in your ears now, you can't aren't sure if you could even hear another thing now. The swirling chaos around that face seems to press against the mirror. Then, it passes through, and you see bees.
>The droning snaps into focus, becoming a horrible din of buzzing, a thousand thousand buzzes layer atop each other. More bees pour from the mirror, obscuring the unspeakable reflection. Hundreds, then thousands of them billow out as though some awful doorway had been thrown open, as you stumble further back. The swarm twists and writhes within itself, and you realize that you can still see that face, that face of yours horribly and hideously twisted. Yet it never stays for long, as the swim ungulates. It warps upon itself, sometimes beyond recognition. Yet it always comes back, watching you. Other times, you see shapes within the swarm, glimpses of things you cannot name; that you don't want to name.
>You can hear something in the drone. It sounds like a voice, a terrible, raspy voice, made from the buzzing of the tens of thousands of bees. It is hard to make out first, but you can hear it's message: "I'm... h...a...p...p...y..."
>"Guy made of antibees, guy made of antibees, GUY MADE OF ANTIBEES!"
>You aren't even sure if you said the words. You aren't sure if your lips even moved...
>_
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>"Wriggle Nightbug, Wriggle Nightbug, Wriggle Nightbug!"
Who better to ward off a guy made of bees than a ridiculously hot reverse trap Insect Queen someone who can control insects?
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>You don't know if Wriggle can be conjured that way. You don't even know if there is a mirror there anymore.
>You aren't really sure if there is anything anymore. Anything other than the terrible swarm, than that face...
>_
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>HAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTE!
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>fetal position
>release frogs
>release urine
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>HAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTE!
>You don't know if your vocal chords even work anymore. You don't know if your words were able to overcome the horrible buzzing.
>fetal position
>release frogs
>release urine
>You fall to the ground. There is bare earth here, not the floor of Einetei. Dimly, you realize that Rumia is not on your shoulders anymore. Where is she? Is there even room for her in this horrible reality?
>You release the frogs you were carrying. They leap away, and begin to croak. It's...comforting. There is sound there, something other than that terrible droning buzz.
>Perhaps it is for the better that you're not really drank much since getting your kidney back.
>_
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>Pray to the Elder Gods (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Suwako_Cthulu.jpg)
>Hope Rumia will help (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Wimps_RumiaHungers7.jpg)
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>Pray to the Elder Gods (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Suwako_Cthulu.jpg)
>Hope Rumia will help (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Wimps_RumiaHungers7.jpg)
>You pray again, what else can you do, really? You don't know if it did any kind of good.
>You hear a voice against the droning. Dimly, you realize it is Mystia. "W-what happened to Eientei?! It's gone!"
>You're not sure where Rumia is.
>_
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>Call for Solid Snake. He can defeat bee men.
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>Call for Solid Snake. He can defeat bee men.
>In a pathetic voice, you say, "Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaake!"
>"Hey, I hear someone over there!" comes the voice of Mystia through the droning.
>"It hurts..." comes the terrible buzzing voice, seeming to echo into your thoughts.
>_
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>Stop acting like a pansy, find a piece of cloth and tie it around your head, search the room for a cigar, take that and start smoking that, then start acting like Naked Snake, since it was him, not Solid Snake, that took out the beeman, and I mean stop acting like a pansy, no more being afraid or being too lazy to do anything.
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>Stop acting like a pansy, find a piece of cloth and tie it around your head, search the room for a cigar, take that and start smoking that, then start acting like Naked Snake, since it was him, not Solid Snake, that took out the beeman, and I mean stop acting like a pansy, no more being afraid or being too lazy to do anything.
>This is akin to saying, "It's just a broken leg, walk it off." But, that being said, you do try to find your courage, you try to fight through the terrible and crushing dread overcoming your soul. You try to ignore the maddening noise that all but drowns out your thoughts. Slowly, trying not to vomit, you stand and take a quick look around.
>You are not in Eientei anymore. You really don't have any idea where you are. This place is barren and lifeless. Here and there, you think you see ruins of what was once Eientei, but you are not sure. In the distance, you think you can see people.
>Looking back to the terrible swarm, the strength flees from your legs. The buzzing, the buzzing seems to override your thoughts! "It's not right..." you hear. "...not...right. I feel g...o...o...d..."
>_
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> "Huh? Are you...? JAMES? IS THAT YOU?"
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>create a force of vicious war bees
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> "Huh? Are you...? JAMES? IS THAT YOU?"
>The swarm does not answer you. But from behind, you hear "What is that?!"
>create a force of vicious war bees
>You lack bees of your own.
>_
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> Pray to Kanako and see if she does something as the only practicing god in goddamn Gensokyo.
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>Look at the swarm which is being awed about, clearly 'what is that?' must have meant something happened.
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>beg what may remain of the frog army to save you from death by bees
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> Pray to Kanako and see if she does something as the only practicing god in goddamn Gensokyo.
>You feel an internal conflict. You are not sure if it will be won.
>Look at the swarm which is being awed about, clearly 'what is that?' must have meant something happened.
>The swarm seems to be approaching you now, the face beaing what seems to be a pained expression when you can make it out. But aside from that, it seems the same.
>beg what may remain of the frog army to save you from death by bees
>The only frogs presently about are the bullfrogs, one of whom flicks out a tongue and devours a bee. Only several thousand more to go!
>Mystia appears at you side, staring at the swarming monstrousity. "What..." she says, letting the question drop for lack of being able to continue it.
>_
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>"You were right, Mystia. You were right."
>attempt to flee
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>"You were right, Mystia. You were right."
>attempt to flee
>Mystia doesn't answer. She just runs with you. You can hear the swarm following behind you, but you really have no idea if it's going to catch you or not. You rather don't want to look.
>Around you, you can see what seem to be ruins of Eientei, but there is really no place to run. You can also see Kaguya up ahead, looking fairly perturbed by this whole mess. You think you can see other things moving far ahead, in what used to be the courtyard.
>_
>_
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> Check the moving things.
> Pinch your cheek.
> La li lu le lo.
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> Check the moving things.
> Pinch your cheek.
> La li lu le lo.
>Judging from the way their size and they way they are moving, they seem to be a herd of small animals
>You pinch your cheek. Sadly, it has no effect other than making your face a little sore.
>We'll have none of that, now.
>Kaguya learns from your example and runs as well. You can hear the swarm's terrible buzzing drawing ever closer to you. You can hear its voice reveberating in your thoughts, saying you name over and over again.
>_
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> Wish this never happend.
> Hide in the small herd of animals.
> Rip Rumia's ribbon off.
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>Get a mirror ans break it
>If there's not a mirror at hand, that's our next task
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> just pray, you heard me, I just said pray, not to any god, just pray for us to win, and continue to pray each turn no matter what.
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> Wish this never happend.
> Hide in the small herd of animals.
> Rip Rumia's ribbon off.
>Your wishes seem to ease the buzzing from your thoughts just a little.
>You run toward the herd, vaulting over the remains of a wall along the way. From what you can gather, you're heading toward the remains of the courtyard, and the remaining frogs. Curiously, there seems to be no sign of Cirno.
>You don't see Rumia anywhere. Where did she get off to?
>Get a mirror ans break it
>If there's not a mirror at hand, that's our next task
>You don't see any mirrors anywhere. And really, what would that do against THIS monstrousity? It's ML has to be in the ten thousands! Now if you had, like, some noodles to entangle it with...
> just pray, you heard me, I just said pray, not to any god, just pray for us to win, and continue to pray each turn no matter what.
>You pray as you dash among the frogs. Really, with no specific recipient in mind for your prayers, it's not so much prayer as a wishing. But you pray for victory. You pray for an end to the madness. You pray that this never happened to begin with.
>The frogs seems to gather around you as you try to take refuge among them. "Why are you stopping!" cries Mystia, her voice barely audible over the buzzing. You turn to face the swarm, still fervently wishing for victory. The face comes into focus for a moment, screaming "I feel...g...o...o...d..." at you, before it is distorted and lost into a shape that seems almost like a sort of alien plant creature.
>As it draws closer, the frogs turn their attention toward the swarm, and begin to flick their tongues out. Within an instant, dozens of bees vanish from the swarm, as the buzzing voice pierces into your thoughts again, crying out your name again and again. More and more bees vanish, as the frogs war away at the swarm, but you can see it will not be fast enough. The swarm looks about ready to attack the frogs now; and they are certainly too few and too small to withstand such an assault even as they tear into the vile thing.
>_
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> Mystia is a bird, birds eat insects, Suggest to Mystia she helps the frogs to eat the bees.
> Ask Mystia if can sing the bees to sleep.
> try to summon Yuyuko.
> "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU."
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> Yell back "...Nanananananana, I knew that I would!" to see if any response occurs from the bee swarm.
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>Focus on your navel
(If you don't understand this one, I swear I'll hit you)
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> Mystia is a bird, birds eat insects, Suggest to Mystia she helps the frogs to eat the bees.
> Ask Mystia if can sing the bees to sleep.
> try to summon Yuyuko.
> "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU."
> Yell back "...Nanananananana, I knew that I would!" to see if any response occurs from the bee swarm.
>You shout a crazy suggestion to Mystia. She doesn't reply so much as give a sort of nonsensical, frightened squeak at the idea.
>Upon suggestion she try to sing, Mystia nods. "I-it should be dark enough to do something!" She then begins to sing a song about flowers blooming in the fall. Perhaps it is the first thing that came to mind? The world around you seems to darken, and it grows a little harder to make out what's going around you. Blessedly, it also dims the horrible shapes you see within the swarm, reducing them to mere suggestions of violence and horror. The bees themselves seem to be moving a lot more erratically now, and the frogs tear away at them still, being used to operating at night.
>You then begin to shout a number of random things, trying to invoke the name of the Ghost Princess, trying to exorcise the swarm, and at one point just shouting song lyrics at it. These don't seem to have much effect, but you become aware of someone standing beside you. "Hey, what's going on over here?" says Rumia as she seems to appear out of the aether.
>"Arrgh!" drones the voice of the swarm, "Yaagh!"
>Focus on your navel
(If you don't understand this one, I swear I'll hit you)
>You are too hardcore to consider such methodologies.
>_
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GOD DAMN IT
>Drop hardcore AND dietary path
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> kaguya has fire danmaku, make her use it.
> if the above doesn't work then tear of Rumia's ribbon and run the hell away from there.
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>Drop hardcore AND dietary path
>Are you sure you wanna do that? Because only wussies drop hardcore. None of the chicks would dig you.
> kaguya has fire danmaku, make her use it.
> if the above doesn't work then tear of Rumia's ribbon and run the hell away from there.
>You shout orders to Kaguya, but she doesn't seem to be listening. You're not really sure what she is doing, but it seems to involve concentrating on something.
>You grab Rumia's ribbon, and give it a sharp tug. "Owie!" Rumia says, as you tear it off, and some hair falls over her eye. You're not sure if anything else really happened. She looks at the battle with the swarm, and says, "Hey, those frogs are eating bees. I bet that's what the cool people are doing these days!" She then walks over and bites into the air around the shrinking swarm. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty gross to watch. It's probably a good thing that you've not eaten in awhile...
>_
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>Drop hardcore AND dietary path
>Are you sure you wanna do that? Because only wussies drop hardcore. None of the chicks would dig you.
We can ascend later and do a Bad Moon run if you want.
>DO EET
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> Pick up Rumia's ribbon and put it in your pocket.
> Hide behind Kaguya
> Drop hardcore AND dietary path.
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> "Bitches and whores"
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>Shout "NEET!"
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>DO EET
>You drink the Wussiness potion. What were you thinking?
> Pick up Rumia's ribbon and put it in your pocket.
> Hide behind Kaguya
>You snag Rumia's Ribbon. It is a ribbon. And now it's yours.
>You retreat behind Kaguya, who doesn't seem to notice you doing this.
> "Bitches and whores"
>Shout "NEET!"
>Nor does she seem to notice your shouting of various profanities and personal jabs. Just what is she doing?
>The swarm as been cut down to about half of its size now. Having retreated, Mystia's singing makes is really hard to figure out what is going on. But you hear Rumia say, "Hey, these things taste pretty bad! I don't think eating them is actually cool at all!"
>_
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> Make love to Kaguya's hair.
> practice grass eating while watching the war between the frogs and bees.
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>THE NAVEL. NOW.
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> Make love to Kaguya's hair.
> practice grass eating while watching the war between the frogs and bees.
>You're really not sure how to do this, so you just feel it instead. Silky!
>THE NAVEL. NOW.
>You gaze at your navel. Sadly, this does not bring clarity of mind so much as a haunting reminder of what a wuss you were. You hope no one ever finds out, not even Keine. Also you find that could do with a bath sometime.
>_
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Fuck it.
>CLEESH
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> throw the cement boot at the bees.
> hug ex-Rumia.
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> Blame The sword that cleaves evil for not cleaving evil.
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Fuck it.
>CLEESH
>You forgot to write it in your spellbook. Besides, it probably wouldn't work here anyways.
> throw the cement boot at the bees.
> hug ex-Rumia.
>You whip the Cement Boot at the thickest part of the swarm, and grin at the hole you punch into it, visible even with Mystia singing.
>You would hug Rumia, but she is busy eating bees, and really that's just gross as shit. And you really don't wanna get stung.
> Blame The sword that cleaves evil for not cleaving evil.
>Man. If only you had a sword. Or a hammer...
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Does anything work in here?
>Disco Bleed
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> Check inventory.
> Yell to Kaguya to hurry up with whatever she is doing.
> make love to yourself. Because you know: you must first learn to love yourself, before you can love other people.
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> Blame Pako for lack of Taco
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Does anything work in here?
>Disco Bleed
>Dude. That's a two part skill. Now you're just trying to make fools of us all. Besides, disco bandits are gross. Also the only skill you permed was Really Expensive Jewelrymaking.
> Check inventory.
> Yell to Kaguya to hurry up with whatever she is doing.
> make love to yourself. Because you know: you must first learn to love yourself, before you can love other people.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles (In Mystia's possession)
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Fireflies in a Jar w/Poltergeist Saliva
>Dinged Up Proton Pack w/Ghost Trap
>Yukari's Cap. (Worn a hat)
>Rumia's Ribbon
>You yell at Kaguya. She nods in reply.
>How can you make love, man? Love isn't a thing, it's a force. You can't make a force, man! It just doesn't work like that! The government tells you you can, but you can't trust them!
> Blame Pako for lack of Taco
>Man, a taco would be nice... Maybe Mystia could make one?
>The swarm has been greatly diminished by the combined forces of Rumia, your boot-tossing, and the frogs. You can't make out a voice in the buzzing at all anymore...
>_
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> Blame Pesco for lack of Pesco-vegetarians (Oh god, I'm a nerd)
> Ask Mystia for a chocolade Taco.
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> Grope Mystia's tits
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>Dude. That's a two part skill. Now you're just trying to make fools of us all. Besides, disco bandits are gross. Also the only skill you permed was Really Expensive Jewelrymaking.
Ok, WE SUCK. I mean seriously, there's bots for that.
>check skill list
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> Blame Pesco for lack of Pesco-vegetarians (Oh god, I'm a nerd)
> Ask Mystia for a chocolade Taco.
>Maybe you should take responsibility instead of blaming others.
>Mystia is too busy singing to really give a proper answer to that.
> Grope Mystia's tits
>But she does seem to have figured out your methodology of saying a weird thing then hassling her; and she interrupts your attempt at molestation with an elbow to the ribs. Whilst keeping tune; which is pretty impressive.
Ok, WE SUCK. I mean seriously, there's bots for that.
>check skill list
>You skill list includes:
>Really Expensive Jewelrymaking
>Armorcraftiness
>_
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> Ask Kaguya how long it will take to finish what she is doing in manga chapters.
> Tell the bees they suck.
> Check if there are more touhous around.
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>You skill list includes:
>Really Expensive Jewelrymaking
>Armorcraftiness
...
FUCK THIS
>OK, check stats. I'm losing my faith here...
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>Apologise to Suwako for your earlier transgressions
>Pray to Suwako for more frogs
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>Use our skill of armor craftiness to form makeshift armor by combining Slightly Worn Towel, Electric Razor, The Clothes on your Back, Piece of Singed Dented Metal, Spare Sewing Machine Parts, and Rumia's ribbon.
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> Ask Kaguya how long it will take to finish what she is doing in manga chapters.
> Tell the bees they suck.
> Check if there are more touhous around.
>Kaguya doesn't answer. Perhaps what she is doing precludes speech? Or maybe she really is that lazy.
>You insult the bees. The buzzing isn't coherent enough to really make out a reply. But you swear you can make out the outline of a most disturbing-looking fetal being among them. You shudder.
>It seems you are alone here. Which is kinda weird, wasn't Cirno in the courtyard?
>OK, check stats. I'm losing my faith here...
>STATS mean nothing to the Z Machine! Only DEEDS! Such as it is for a true man, such as it is for the Z Machine.
>Apologise to Suwako for your earlier transgressions
>Pray to Suwako for more frogs
>You pray to Suwako to forgive you. You're not sure if she's paying attention. But the swarm certainly is, as it seems to sacrifice all to lunge at you!
>Use our skill of armor craftiness to form makeshift armor by combining Slightly Worn Towel, Electric Razor, The Clothes on your Back, Piece of Singed Dented Metal, Spare Sewing Machine Parts, and Rumia's ribbon.
>Thankfully, the swarm is still a bit night-blinded, so you have time to throw together something. You use the Spare Sewing Machine parts to attach the Piece of Singed Dented Metal to the Slightly Worn Towel, and drape it over The Clothes On Your Back, which serve as underpadding. For decoration, you use Rumia's Ribbon to dangle the Electric Razor from the middle as an heraldic emblem. You now have an Orky Cuirass!
>The Orky Cuirass does a good job confounding the bees, as they try to blindly sting at you and hit the metal with a number of satisfying little thumps. Rumia and the Frogs make use of their distraction, and soon the last of the swarm is devoured.
>With a sort of popping noise, the world seems to shift back into focus. Looking around, you can see you are in the courtyard of Eientei, looking just as you left it only several minutes ago. It is as though the swarm never came. Cirno is here, looking very confused. "Where'd you guys com-THERE YOU ARE YOU FROG BASTARDS!" And then she goes to work freezing them again.
>The frogs are now bouncing around in circles, making them easy prey for Cirno. Rumia, as well, has taken to spinning in a circle, arms outstretched, whilst giggling to herself. Mystia sinks to her knees, and seems ready to weep with relief. Kaguya gently kneels down, and seems to be resting.
>You notice two things of interest where the majority of the swarm wind down. One seems to be a dragonfly made of silver. Another seems to be a strangely-shaped...thing, made of yellowish powder.
>_
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>You notice two things of interest where the majority of the swarm wind down. One seems to be a dragonfly made of silver. Another seems to be a strangely-shaped...thing, made of yellowish powder.
>Pick up both of these
>Cry a little as we hug everyone in the ordeal
Hugs still solve everything.
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>Pick up both of these
>Cry a little as we hug everyone in the ordeal
>You pick up Silver Dragonfly
>You pick up Giygas Made of Bee Pollen
>You give everyone a hug, and shed some manly (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1451/dragonquestivbreysmanly.jpg) tears, and feel better for it. Mystia even returns the hug. Rumia doesn't stop spinning, so you have to pass her over.
>_
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>Apologize for accidentally summonning this beast.
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>"Words are powerful," says Kaguya, looking toward you. "Use them wisely. But, I believe little harm was done. Please accept my apology for not being of more direct use to the battle, I was preoccupied with stifling the effects that entity was having on the world around it."
>_
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> "♡♡♡♡♡♡♡KAGUYA♡♡♡♡♡♡♡" cheers for her!
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>Wonder what the hell went wrong. We summonned the GUY made of bees, not the GIYGAS made of bees.
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> "♡♡♡♡♡♡♡KAGUYA♡♡♡♡♡♡♡" cheers for her!
>There are no current plans for a Turkish version of this game. Please accept our apologies.
>Wonder what the hell went wrong. We summonned the GUY made of bees, not the GIYGAS made of bees.
>Maybe the guy was Giygas? Or possibly things just went terribly wrong somewhere. Or when all else fails, blame [Least favorite touhoe]
>_
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>Snort the giygas made of bees
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>Snort the giygas made of bees
>The frogs and Rumia have beaten you to devouring the Giygas made of bees.
>Rumia stop spinning, and looks over to you to say somthing. However, while her lips move and it's clear that she's trying to say something, all that comes out are odd dis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvQ7z-CzQE)torted-sounding noises that do no resemble any kind of langauge in the least. She looks at you expectantly, clearly not noticing that anything was amiss with her speech.
>_
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> try to place Rumia's ribbon back into her hair.
> Tell Kaguya and Mystia to hurry the fuck up with the collecting of the bed and pillows
> We need to get our hardcoreness back, begin meditating.
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> Pop the aspirin
> HELP ME EIRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
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> try to place Rumia's ribbon back into her hair.
> Tell Kaguya and Mystia to hurry the fuck up with the collecting of the bed and pillows
> We need to get our hardcoreness back, begin meditating.
>You have used Rumia's Ribbon to make the Orky Cuirass. Thankfully, the emblem is expendable. You remove the ribbon and the razor, replacing the latter in your inventory, and replace Rumia's Ribbon in her hair. It gets the forelock out of her eyes, at least! She says something in reply, or at least tries to, but all that comes out of her mouth is that horrible tinny distortion.
>In response to your command Kaguya stands, nods once, and leaves the courtyard. "You don't have to be so rude!" Mystia says, "We're just resting up after dealing with your mess!" And she follows Kaguya out.
>You meditate. But you know in your heart, the only way you could ever resume being hardcore is to change the course of history.
> Pop the aspirin
> HELP ME EIRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
>You do not have an aspirin popper; nor any oil or a frypan to pop it in.
>You shout, but you're not sure if the imperative can be heard in Eirin's wing of the manor.
>_
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> Clean your ears
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> Poke your Pako.
> Go taco hunting.
> Clean your nose.
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> Clean your ears
>Parsers do not have ears. What is wrong with you.
> Poke your Pako.
> Go taco hunting.
> Clean your nose.
>There's no such thing as that. Cripes!
>You start looking around for tacos. There's no really suitable ingredients, unless you wish to thaw out and butcher a frog. Even then, there is really nothing that would work as a suitable shell. Or soft tortilla if that's your style.
>Let's not start this again.
>You can hear some strained sounds in the halls west of the courtyard.
>_
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> Use ice as a shell for the taco, then take a frog, butcher it and place it in the ice shell, add some grass with that and some chocolade if it is available.
> Enjoy your chocolade tako!
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> Use ice as a shell for the taco, then take a frog, butcher it and place it in the ice shell, add some grass with that and some chocolade if it is available.
> Enjoy your chocolade tako!
>You claim a frozen frog. But before you can do much else, Mystia looks into the courtyard again. "You were the one in the hurry, right? Let's go."
>_
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> Follow Mystia.
> Fantasize about Kaguya.
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> Follow Mystia.
> Fantasize about Kaguya.
>You follow Mystia, whilst thinking about NEETs in various compromising positions. Rumia grabs the Cement Boot and skips along after you.
>You return to the front hall, and find Kaguya patiently waiting by the western exit. There is a large, luxurious looking bed, balanced on the back and shoulders of a very beleaguered-looking Reisen. "Ready?" Mystia asks.
>_
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> "Ready when you are sweety pie."
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> Off to China we go!
-
> A huge vibrator-looking robot appeared out of nowhere.
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> "Ready when you are sweety pie."
>Mystia just sighs, and the lot of you make your way out, Reisen making strained whimpers from time to time as she plods along, trying to keep up.
> Off to China we go!
>You make your way back to the gates of Scarlet Devil Manor. Along the way, Rumia tries to say something again, resulting in more terrible distortion noises. Mystia gives her a very concerned glance. "S-she's not supposed to be doing that..." Kaguya nods in agreement, frowning. Reisen is trying very hard to keep up.
>_
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>Call Reisen a silly rabbit and tell her Trix are for kids.
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> Grab Reisen's bunny tail.
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>Tell Mystia that it is normal, act confident and pee your pants.
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>Call Reisen a silly rabbit and tell her Trix are for kids.
>Reisen can only whimper and tear up a little as she struggles under her burden.
> Grab Reisen's bunny tail.
>You grab Reisen's tail. She emits a strained squeak and jumps in surprise, staring to lose her balance. "It would please me if you would not tease my rabbits when they are laboring on your behalf," Kaguya says.
>Tell Mystia that it is normal, act confident and pee your pants.
>"Uhhh..." Mystia replies. Perhaps it is best for everyone that you've not had a drink in some time, and thus cannot really pull off that last bit.
>Reisen is starting to sway dangerously now.
>_
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> Watch Reisen acting like she always does.
> Drink the nearest liquid material.
> Ask Kaguya why we haven't seen Tewi yet.
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> Pinch her
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> Have Rumia pull funny faces.
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> Watch Reisen acting like she always does.
> Drink the nearest liquid material.
> Ask Kaguya why we haven't seen Tewi yet.
>You watch Reisen sway and whimper. She's trying to spread her feet to balance, not really having any other options.
>Kaguya shrugs. Perhaps Tewi is hiding?
> Pinch her
>There's like five hundred people who fit that pronoun, man!
> Have Rumia pull funny faces.
>You suggest Rumia make some silly faces. She gives distorted squeak in reply, and slaps her hands onto her cheeks, and begins to distort her face.
>_
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>There's like five hundred people who fit that pronoun, man!
> Then pinch all of them. We have to find whoever he meant eventually.
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> Molest Reisen
[Pesco]That's how you fix posts around here.[/Pesco]
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> Molest Reisen
fixed
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>Super help Reisen
I know, I'm too nice
[pesco] :V[/pesco]
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> Tell Mystia that she should sell tacos at her grilled eel stand.
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>Stop being an evil spirit and help Ustuho take over the world
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>There's like five hundred people who fit that pronoun, man!
> Then pinch all of them. We have to find whoever he meant eventually.
>That would take like three years!
> Molest Reisen
Reisen is not a mole. She is a rabbit. Whether she is rabbitest, I cannot say.
>Super help Reisen
[pesco] :V[/pesco]
>You not sure if it's super helpful, but a steadying hand on the bed certainly is helpful in keeping her from falling and having the bed fall on her.
> Tell Mystia that she should sell tacos at her grilled eel stand.
>"You really think people would be into that?" she asks. "Maybe I could try them..."
>Stop being an evil spirit and help Ustuho take over the world
>Well, Keine said she was out there somewhere.
>_
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>Try to stay away from the Village.
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> Go to deliver the bed and pillows to China, if she says she doesn't like it then hit her as hard as possible with your cement boot.
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> Rabbitest Reisen
> Birdest Mystia
> NEETest Kaguya
> Door-guardest China
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>Try to stay away from the Village.
>You wouldn't know why you are there to begin with.
> Go to deliver the bed and pillows to China, if she says she doesn't like it then hit her as hard as possible with your cement boot.
>Eventually, you make your way back to the gates of Scarlet Devil Manor, slowly but steadily. As Reisen drops the bed and collapses onto it, Hong Meiling looks it over, and nods approvingly. "Oh baby, I am going to sleep well tonight... So, uh, that tour? Just say the word. I got one of the kitchen maids to agree to it, or I'll hit her really hard."
> Rabbitest Reisen
> Birdest Mystia
> NEETest Kaguya
> Door-guardest China
>Congratulations! You have unlocked the credits!
>_
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> Agree to get the tour.
> Tell Kaguya your plan: if we see Sakuya we will say we have come here to be maids.
> Ask Rumia if she want to be your BFF.
> Lick your tong.
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> Agree to get the tour.
> Tell Kaguya your plan: if we see Sakuya we will say we have come here to be maids.
> Ask Rumia if she want to be your BFF.
> Lick your tong.
>"Okay," says China, as she turns and waves toward the manor. "Just don't do noting stupid, alright? Otherwise I'll have to pile drive you or something. Boss is really bad about things getting out of line."
>Whilst Hong Meiling is distracted, you whisper your plan to Kaguya. She nods. "So we're gonna ditch the maid, right?" Mystia asks.
>Rumia nods, and says something in with that terrible distorted noise whilst smiling.
>You lack any tongs. Maybe if you bothered the kappas for a set...
>_
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>Headbutt Rumia until she switches to a channel we like.
>Give exhausted Reisen piggy-back ride. Feel her up once she falls asleep.
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>Headbutt Rumia until she switches to a channel we like.
>Give exhausted Reisen piggy-back ride. Feel her up once she falls asleep.
>WHAM! It doesn't work. WHAM!! It still doesn't work. WHAM!!! Ow your forehead! Rumia seems a bit phased by the treatment, in the sense she is staggering a little and clutching her head, but you do not seem to have Keine's touch for this sort of thing, and she is still spouting distortion.
>You glance over to Reisen, still collapsed on the bed and traumatized by her experience. She looks too big to give piggyback rides to. And too broken. China notes you paying attention to her, and says, "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on her."
>A faerie in a maid uniform flies to the gate and lands. China opens it, and says, "Alright, don't let me catch you doing anything stupid, or I'll have to introduce your faces to the pavement. Nothing personal, I'm delighted with the bed and all, but it's my job and such. So behave."
>The faerie curtsies to your group, then says, "This way, please. Do you have anywhere you'd like to start?"
>_
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> Yes please, show us the maid rooms.
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> Yes please, show us the maid rooms.
>"Well, it's rather uninteresting there. But if that is where you'd like to start, follow me."
>The maid leads you around the house, through a garden lined with various statues of people and animals. Most of them are quite old and weathered. "Many of these statues date from the time that Scarlet Devil Manor was built. Sadly, we've lost the names of most the artists, though Cherry has made it her mission to try and narrow it down. It's all above me, though. Rumor has it, though, that Mistress may be interested in selling them off soon..."
>It seems the maid is making her way toward a side entrance to the manor.
>_
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> Tell the fairy that in reality you want to work here as maids.
> If that doesn't work tell her that you want to be cooks who specialize in taco making.
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> Tell the fairy that in reality you want to work here as maids.
> If that doesn't work tell her that you want to be cooks who specialize in taco making.
>"You want to...work here?" She gives you a look, then Mystia and Rumia. Then Kaguya, whom she looks at for quite some time. "Why?"
>_
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> We recently got kicked out of our houses by our rich brothers, Now we have no other place to go so we came here.
> Yeah, I am married to kaguya, and Rumia and Mystia are our adopted children. *wink at them*
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> We recently got kicked out of our houses by our rich brothers, Now we have no other place to go so we came here.
> Yeah, I am married to kaguya, and Rumia and Mystia are our adopted children. *wink at them*
>"That's terribly sad..." says the maid, as she stops outside the doot. "But...here? Please, let me warn you, the new mistress is terribly harsh. You'd do much better in town."
>_
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> We want to work here because we have emotianal attachement to this house, you see miss fairy it took me the longest to to clear Eosd on normal.
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> We want to work here because we have emotianal attachement to this house, you see miss fairy it took me the longest to to clear Eosd on normal.
>"You poor thing..." she says, though it doesn't seem she's really getting the gist of it. "Hopefully, you'll change your mind afterward."
>The maid opens the door and leads your group inside. You are in a simple hall lined with doors "These are our quarters," she explains. "They are not very large, even for us, but they're homey. I am afraid they would be more like closets for people of your stature. The head maid has her own chamber near Mistress' room."
>_
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> Do we have to contact her, if we want to work here?
> if so, let the fairy go to Sakuya.
> compliment Kaguya's hair.
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> Do we have to contact her, if we want to work here?
> if so, let the fairy go to Sakuya.
> compliment Kaguya's hair.
>"Well, if you're insisting..." says the maid. "I suppose I could take you to see her. But then Miss Hoshiguma and Mistress would have to approve as well. This way."
>Kaguya smiles at the compliment, but it's hard to tell if it is genuine or if she is just playing her role.
>The maid leads you out of the hallway, and into the main wing of the manor. You can see long, elaborate stairs leading up to higher floors, and a huge set of doors running beneath the landing the form. Patchouli is sitting on the floor in front of those doors, leaning against them, and gasping for air.
>_
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> Mukyu.
> Ask the fairy the name of the mistress (maybe it is a new one.)
> Hug everyone in sight.
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> Mukyu.
> Ask the fairy the name of the mistress (maybe it is a new one.)
> Hug everyone in sight.
>Patchy isn't in much of a condition to reply
>The fairy shakes her head. "We're not supposed to talk about it."
>You administer hugs! The faerie is caught off guard, and gives a strained "Eep!" Patchy tries weakly to push you away. "Need...room!" she gasps.
>_
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> Tell Pathouli t take it easy, make a yukkuri face.
> Follow the fairy again.
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> Tell Pathouli t take it easy, make a yukkuri face.
> Follow the fairy again.
>When someone is struggling for breath, it is hard to figure out what they are thinking from their facial expressions, given their preoccupation with not dying. Still, you are pretty sure she wouldn't mind givingyou a strangling if she could at the moment.
>You follow the faerie upstairs. "You shouldn't tease Miss Knowledge," she says, "She can be quite vindictive. And the Mistress has been working her to the bone these past couple weeks. Poor thing."
>_
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>Drink Ritalin, chase Han Solo and then burn your cell phone.
>if not, make Patchouli hear your play trumpet with your armpits
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>Drink Ritalin, chase Han Solo and then burn your cell phone.
>if not, make Patchouli hear your play trumpet with your armpits
>Sadly, none of the medicines you ganked from Rinnosuke's bathroom are ritalin or drinkable, there is not solo to chase because you have a party, and ifyou had a cell phone you could have texted Parsee way back when. So instead you honk your armpit randomly in Patchouli's general direction. Rumia giggles; or at least she tries to, all she makes is that terrible distorted noise.
>_
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>Check for Red Mist
>Fan Patchouli
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> Unequip the Bow of Distortion from Rumia
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> start poking your wet finger in Patchouli's ear.
> Start dancing with Patchouli.
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>Check for Red Mist
>Fan Patchouli
>You look around for red mist, but there does not seem to be any about.
>You fan Patchouli. You don't have any idea if it helps, but it probably doesn't hurt either.
> Unequip the Bow of Distortion from Rumia
>You motion for Rumia to join you, and remove her ribbon. Her fair falls over her eye again, and she says something in reply, but all that comes out is that tinny distortion.
> start poking your wet finger in Patchouli's ear.
> Start dancing with Patchouli.
>You poke a wet finger into Patchy's ear. Gross.
>She does not seem to be in any condition for dancing.
>"You shouldn't pick on Miss Knowledge!" calls the faerie from the second floor landing. "And please come along, if you wish to meet with the head maid!"
>_
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> Say to Patchy: this isn't over yet, mukyu.
> Follow the fairy maid.
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> Say to Patchy: this isn't over yet, mukyu.
> Follow the fairy maid.
>Patchy really isn't in any position to reply.
>You follow the faerie up the stairs, and through a door leading to more stairs, winding their way up a tower. "You mustn't be so mean to Miss Wisdom," says the maid. "I don't think she's had much sleep the past few weeks. She's been run ragged, you know."
>Soon you reach the top of the tower, and see a few doors. The faerie knocks on one of them, and says, "Miss Izayoi? There are some new maid candidates who wish to be interviewed." You hear no reply, but you can hear some fumbling inside.
>The door opens, and Sakuya stumbles of the darkened room and blinks against the light. Her hair and clothes are disheveled, and her eyes are quite red. She seems otherwise rather pale. She seems to be trying to size you up, while her eyes adjust to the light.
>_
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> BANZAI MISS IZAYOI
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> BANZAI MISS IZAYOI
>You shout a happy sorta-greeting. Sakuya winces. "Who the...?" she mutters, squinting at you as her eyes adjust to the light. The faerie takes her leave, flitting off more quickly than would be polite.
>_
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> look with a yukkuri face at Sakuya.
> Let kaguya take over the speaking.
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> look with a yukkuri face at Sakuya.
> Let kaguya take over the speaking.
>She shakes her head again, as her eyes finally adjust to the light. Then she notices Kaguya. "What are you doing here!?"
>Kaguya smiles and answers, "Eirin felt I needed to learn some humility. So here I am."
>Mystia pipes up next. "I needed to close my stand. Because Rinnosuke took it."
>Rumia doesn't say anything. She just stands there grinning, with her arms outstretched. Sakuya frowns, then looks at you. "And what about you? What's your deal?"
>_
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> I'm practicing for Meido RPG
> Twang the Bow of Distortion
> Keep equipping and unequipping the Bow until we get gated to Abyss.
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> "I also need some money to buy a new PAD for my ⑨box."
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> I'm practicing for Meido RPG
> Twang the Bow of Distortion
> Keep equipping and unequipping the Bow until we get gated to Abyss.
> "I also need some money to buy a new PAD for my ⑨box."
>Sakuya quirk's her eyebrows. "What are you on abo-Oh hell, not like it matters much anymore... What an you do?"
>Ribbons do not twang very well.
>You take to slipping the ribbon on and off. Now it looks like you have a weird nervous habit.
>_
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>VARIABLE FORMATION
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>VARIABLE FORMATION
>Hahaha what?
>_
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> Tell Sakuya that you can make delicious tacos.
> Bite your nails till they bleed.
> Ask yourself what your name is.
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> Down Left Right A Down Left Right A
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> Tell Sakuya that you can make delicious tacos.
> Bite your nails till they bleed.
>"I suppose...the mistress of the house may have use for this." She scowls for a moment.
>OW FUCK THAT HURTS OW!
>"Are you alright?" Sakuya asks, sounding more suspicious than concerned.
>_
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>S
>G
>G
>K
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>S
>G
>G
>K
>That is not how the alphabet works and you know it!
>_
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> Ask the text parser, the name of our main character.
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Anthony Anon, isn't it?
(I think it should be Robert. Robert Jones)
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Ok, ok...
>Satellite cannon
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> Ask the text parser, the name of our main character.
>Your name is Jeffery Anthony Non. Or is it? Perhaps that too was a clever lie?
>Satellite cannon
>No one likes a godmoder. There's like 80 reasons why this wouldn't work, anyways.
>_
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>This hand of mi(ry
Ok, ok. Uh, where we were? Oh, right.
>"Yeah, yeah, I'm OK. I just needed to vent some pressure."
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> Soooooooo, miss Izayoi can we works here?
> miss Izayoi is there on the roof of this house a heliPAD
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>"Yeah, yeah, I'm OK. I just needed to vent some pressure."
>"I...see..."
> Soooooooo, miss Izayoi can we works here?
> miss Izayoi is there on the roof of this house a heliPAD
>Sakuya sighs. "Oh hell, why not? It hardly matters anymore..." She takes a shuddering breath, and seems about ready to break down. As such, she doesn't catch your second statement.
>_
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> WHEEEEE!!!
> so, where can we get our uniforms?
> Hug Rumia. (shit, Rumia just became my favourite character).
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> WHEEEEE!!!
> so, where can we get our uniforms?
> Hug Rumia. (shit, Rumia just became my favourite character).
>"Just go to the kitchens..." Sakuya says. "I'll have some made later, we don't have your sizes...I'm just want back to bed before that- before the owner of the manor summons me...." With that, Sakuya starts to slink off.
>You hug Rumia, who is happy to hug back and burble some distortion that sounds almost congratulatory.
>_
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>Stop sakuya and ask "What manor?"
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>Stop sakuya and ask "What manor?"
>"This one, of course!" she says, "Did you think I was talking about Eientei, or that place underground perhaps?"
>_
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> There is no cow level
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> There is no cow level
>Yeah, sorry about that. There just aren't any cows in Gensokyo. There is the Hakutaku bonus round, but you're nowhere near that.
>_
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> Got guided along this barren path
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> Go to the kitchen.
> If there are any cooks there yell: WELCOME TO HELL'S KITCHEN, I AM YOUR CHEF NOW.
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> Got guided along this barren path
>Don't blame me, I'm just a text parser.
> Go to the kitchen.
> If there are any cooks there yell: WELCOME TO HELL'S KITCHEN, I AM YOUR CHEF NOW.
>You go seeking the kitchen, now a proud new maid of Scarlet Devil Manor, whilst Sakuya slumps back to her chambers. "She looks horrible," says Mystia. "Nowhere near as energetic as that one time when she and Remilia almost stabbed me." Kaguya nods in agreement.
>The Kitchens are not hard to find, occupying a wing opposite of the maids' chambers. Along the way, you notice that Patchouli is no longer struggling for breath in front of the doors.
>Pushing through the swinging doors of the kitchen, you see a score of faeries working in a disorderly mess trying to get...all sorts of foods done. As such, you announcement is somewhat drowned out by plates clattering, faeries shouting at each other, and the sounds of foods being prepared.
>The Kitchen is huge and full of all kinds of counters, ranges, ovens, sinks, and racks of cooking utensils. To the north, you see a swinging door leading to a sizable pantry. Obvious exits are north and west.
>_
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> Make bobbotjie
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> Make bobbotjie
>I don't know the recipe for that, you're gonna have to go through the steps.
>_
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>Unlimited Taco Works
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> It's the text parser that doesn't know, not the character.
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>Unlimited Taco Works
>Well, there is meat. There are spices. There's veggies about. You could probably find some shells or tortillas in the panty, or the materials to make some...
> It's the text parser that doesn't know, not the character.
>This is true, but unfortunately trying to interpret an order the text parser does not understand leads to crashes and all kinds of bad things, so it's best just to explain things in terms the parser can understand.
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>appraise smoked fishbowl in recipe book
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> Take a piss in the pantry
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>appraise smoked fishbowl in recipe book
>There are some cookbooks scattered about! You pick up one: Cooking for Earth Elementals. Looking through it, you find a recipe for lightly smoked fishbowl. It seems that earth elementals considered properly rounded glass a delicacy. It seems you can through together such a meal for anywhere for 5-10 ☼ for a normal meal, going upwards of hundreds of ☼ for a lavish meal.
> Take a piss in the pantry
>For the last time, digestion doesn't work that way!
>_
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I ASKED FOR A RECIPE OF SMOKED FISHBOWL, NOT A LIGHTLY SMOKED FISHBOWL. THIS SHALL BE THE LAST TIME I TOLERATE SUCH ARROGANCE FROM A BOOK WITH MORE THAN 750+ GOURMET RECIPES.
in short
>get lightly smoked fishbowl recipe from recipe book
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>get lightly smoked fishbowl recipe from recipe book
>You get Lightly Smoked Fishbowl recipe.
>_
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> Turn the fishbowl upside down and lightly smoke tik.
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> Turn the fishbowl upside down and lightly smoke tik.
>There are no fishbowls in the kitchen, you silly billy!
>_
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> Get Pako in here to help us make tacos.
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> Alright then let's make some Tacos de Asador!
Begin grilling some chorizo de asado (spanish style sausage) along with two raw tortillas. The tortillas must be crispy and the meat must be grilled well, So no burned spots! After it is done, overlap the two tortillas and add the meat. Garnish the taco with guacamole, salsa, onions, and cilantro. Your Taco de Asador is ready!
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> Alright then let's make some Tacos de Asador!
Begin grilling some chorizo de asado (spanish style sausage) along with two raw tortillas. The tortillas must be crispy and the meat must be grilled well, So no burned spots! After it is done, overlap the two tortillas and add the meat. Garnish the taco with guacamole, salsa, onions, and cilantro. Your Taco de Asador is ready!
>It is fucking beautiful. Seriously, it's a work of art. Mystia, Kaguya, Rumia, and several of the kitchen maids watch the process with interest, then astonishment. You would swear, if you put it in the dark, it would quietly shed its own light. You gain ☼Taco de Asador☼
>You unlock the skill: Tacoteering.
>_
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>credits
>take a bow
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>credits
>take a bow
>Move onto Extra Stage.
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>feed Rumia a blueberry muffin and see if it gives her gas
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>credits
>take a bow
>Program and Story: Purvis
>Art: Too many to name
>Music: See Art
>Special Thanks: See Music
>Thanks to All Test Player
>And You!
>You take a bow; a few of the maids, as well as your companions, give polite applause.
>Move onto Extra Stage.
>You've yet to unlock this. But you're well on your way to a one credit clear!
>feed Rumia a blueberry muffin and see if it gives her gas
>It will take awhile to see if that happens, but she's thankful for the treat anyways.
>"Hey, New guy!" says one of the kitchen staff, who looks important if the number of frills she has on her apron means anything, "Get some sides and run that taco up to Mistress, would you?"
>_
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>appraise current outfit's value and frill quotient
>salute
>ask where the Mistress is
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> Eat cheese
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>appraise current outfit's value and frill quotient
>salute
>ask where the Mistress is
>Your current outfit is frill-less. It is, however, adequately orky, thanks to the Orky Cuirass you're wearing.
>You give a salute and ask for directions. "It's just past the Head Maid's room. The new mistress doesn't like the dining room these days."
> Eat cheese
>You snag a little slice of colby from a salad. Yum!
>_
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>make mental note to find out what happened to the vampires
>contemplate side choices
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> Mape the raids
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>make mental note to find out what happened to the vampires
>contemplate side choices
>You make a mental note to figure out where they went. Man, they better not have tried to declare themselves immune to taxtation. No matter how many ribbons they may have.
>As far as sides go, you suspect just about any common item you could wish for is probably in the pantry.
> Mape the raids
>You have not gone on enough raids to really figure out a mean absolute percentage error with any real worth.
>_
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>Do the funky chicken
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>Do the funky chicken
>You've certainly earned a victory dance. Rumia joins in, but the tin distortion she spouts kinda ruins the mood.
>_
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>Apologize for Rumia's condition
>grab a few sides
>head for the mistress' room
>appraise intervening hallways for mineral value
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>Apologize for Rumia's condition
>grab a few sides
>head for the mistress' room
>appraise intervening hallways for mineral value
>The other maids are understandably creeped out by Rumia's vocal oddities, but they try to be polite about it.
>You grab a few side items as to appropriate for the ☼Taco de Asador☼. None of them can compete with it, but presentation is important!
>With a tray in hand, you make your way back up the tower. Along the way, you assess the mineral wealth of the manor. Here and there, you see urns of fine porcelain, pictures and portraits of various things in gold-inlaid frames, statues of stones only a dwarf could properly identify, and even the odd tapestry. Unfortunately, the bulk of it is too large to easy carry off without it being noticed. But there is a piece or two you may be able to smuggle out, but it would have to be done just right lest you alert the various maids or Hong Meiling in one fashion or another.
>Eventually, you reach the top of the tower, and find an ornate wooden set of double doors with a nighttime scene carved into them.
>_
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> Quicksave and make a backup
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> Quicksave and make a backup
>Sorry mac, we go Nethack style here. (With hash checks to prevent save scumming)
>_
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>Open door
>Deliver taco
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>Open door
>Deliver taco
>You open the doors. Inside, you can see a huge, spacious bedroom whose walls are lined with immense paintings and large windows. Thick drapes cover the latter, rendering the room rather gloomy. In the middle of the room rests an elaborate canopied bed.
>Sitting at an ornate table are Parsee and Yugi. Parsee looks over at you, eyes glittering. "Oh, you're the new maids, right? Excellent. Is it time to eat already? Bring it in."
>Yugi is still lost in her book, but it seems she is on the last few pages now.
>_
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>greeneye lasers
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>Comment on Yugi being everywhere.
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>greeneye lasers
>Naw, you like being able to see.
>Comment on Yugi being everywhere.
>Yugi glances up for a second, "Hey, are you guys following me?"
>_
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>"Not intentionally, no. Taco?"
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>"Not intentionally, no. Taco?"
>"Naw, I filled up at that concert," says Yugi. ""Sides, I'm pretty sure it's for the lady here." She punctuates this by rubbing Parsee's head vigorously, and handily disrupting the rather poisonous glance she was giving you.
>_
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>"Ah, my apologies, mistress."
>provide taco
>scan room for cell phone
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>"Ah, my apologies, mistress."
>provide taco
>scan room for cell phone
>You give Parsee the ☼Taco de Asador☼. She sniffs it at it; whether she is curious about the odor or poison is hard to say. Regardless, she is clearly pleased by it from the rare smile that forms on her lips. Then she delicately bites into it, and slow shock spreads across her face as full impact of your masterwork strikes her. "Oh...my," she says, "I...I think I need to be alone for this."
>A quick search reveals no cellphones. This place seems too baroque for that sort of thing.
>_
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>bow politely and head back out the door
>ask Yuugi if she has any requests once she comes out
>if she insists on staying anyway, ponder the implications of this and Parsee's near-orgasmic reaction to the Taco
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>bow politely and head back out the door
>ask Yuugi if she has any requests once she comes out
>if she insists on staying anyway, ponder the implications of this and Parsee's near-orgasmic reaction to the Taco
>You bow politely and make your way out. Yugi starts to follow, until Parsee grabs her by the wrist. "Not you."
>"Uh, I'll come down for some ice cream later," Yugi says, seeming to have been caught off guard by Parsee's demand.
>You leave, contemplating the implications of all these things.
>You stand in an antichamber at the top of the tower. You can see the doors to Parsee and Sakuya's rooms to the north and west respectively. To the south a stairway winds down. Obvious exits are north, west, and south.
>_
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>ask Sakuya if she's okay, she looked pretty worn out
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>ask Sakuya if she's okay, she looked pretty worn out
>You knock on Sakuya's door. "What?" comes a muffled and worn-sounding reply.
>_
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>"You okay? You seemed pretty worn out."
>blame department of redundancy department
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>"You okay? You seemed pretty worn out."
>blame department of redundancy department
>The door opens, and Sakuya peeks out; you note that she seems to be holding a generic-looking postcard. "Oh, it's you. And...you've seen the owner of the manor, I think. That ought to explain it all."
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>"Then may I be so bold as to ask about the previous master of the house?"
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>"Then may I be so bold as to ask about the previous master of the house?"
>Sakuya quirks her lips for a moment. "Well...I guess it's not breaking confidence if you work here now. But understand that she has ordered complete secrecy in this issue. I suppose she rightly understand no one would care about Green Eye Manor.
>"The situation is simple: Lady Scarlet visited the gambling hall that damned miko established, and took quite a liking to it. She...let the thrill go to her head, and Parsee won everything. The manor, our contracts, our loyalties to the owner of the house everything. ...I don't even know where Lady Scarlet is now."
>_
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> Search for potential quest items
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gambling is bad, mmkay
>resist urge to consider the size of Sakuya's bust a quest item
>"And how's Parsee been using the manor in the meantime?"
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> Search for potential quest items
>Anything could be a quest items. Anything at all! Even yourself!
>resist urge to consider the size of Sakuya's bust a quest item
>"And how's Parsee been using the manor in the meantime?"
>You resist your shameful urges and ask what Parsee has been doing. "I...only know a little. She has Patchouli doing...something, I don't know what. But it has involved a lot of work on Patchouli and her familiar's part. And she has been sending letters to the kappa. No one wants to ask too many questions, for fear that Yugi may get involved with them."
>_
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>enter inventory to cause a singularity
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>enter inventory to cause a singularity
>Unfortunately, the only limit is yourself. And it's a pretty significant limit.
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>a pox upon the laws of phyics
>"Has anyone been allowed to speak with Miss Patchouli recently?"
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>a pox upon the laws of phyics
>"Has anyone been allowed to speak with Miss Patchouli recently?"
>You have no pox. Things are probably better that way to be honest.
>Sakuya shakes her head. "I've...not paid much mind to her, I'm afraid I'm not quite so...fit for duty as I was."
>_
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>Ask what the heck is Parsee doing to her to give her that condition, and if we can lighten her load (in every sense possible)
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>Ask what the heck is Parsee doing to her to give her that condition, and if we can lighten her load (in every sense possible)
>"She's here!" says Sakuya, keeping her voice low. "She drove away Lady Scarlet on a silly bet, and there's nothing I can do it about! Now I have to serve that...that...that cavebilly and her oni lout! Can you imagine how that feels?"
>_
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She's tired because she's not Remilia? What the fuck.
>"Actually, kinda. I've been in similar situations before."
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>"Actually, kinda. I've been in similar situations before."
>"And you know what the worst part is? The worst part?" Sakuya continues, her voice a low hiss now "No one cares. Do those maids down there give a single solitary damn that Lady Scarlet is gone? I hear them laughing and carrying on after hours; they've already forgotten her. And that door guard? You wouldn't know that anything is different, talking to her! I bet you couldn't tell, could you. Heh. Patchouli only cares because Parsee is working her to death, otherwise she'd just curl up in that library and not even notice! They've already put Lady Scarlet out of their minds! They've turned around and completely forgetten all she's done for us!"
>_
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>"What's in the cellar?"
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>"The Younger Lady Scarlet..." says Sakuya, quirking her lips a bit and looking away. "I...told her that Lady Scarlet had left. She seemed disappointed, but...well...I don't presume to fully understand the Younger Lady Scarlet's motivations. I am sure she is distraught."
>_
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>"Make sure you have a cut of the house insurance."
>lightbulb
>"Do you think Patchouli's current condition would be considered a medical emergency?"
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>"Make sure you have a cut of the house insurance."
>lightbulb
>"Do you think Patchouli's current condition would be considered a medical emergency?"
>Sakuya frowns. "Patchouli has always had health problems. But, I suppose that she may be worse off now. I am not sure if it's an emergency, but if her condition has gotten worse, it wouldn't be a surprise."
>_
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> Guide Dang It
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>manipulation of TVTropes
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> Guide Dang It
>Oh fuck you and the horse you rode in on buddy.
>manipulation of TVTropes
>Don't make me have to do bad things.
>_
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>Anything could be a quest items. Anything at all! Even yourself!
>What is this, Fluxx?
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> Ask Sakuya to find Patchy and hide somewhere safe (oh, Koakuma too)
> Go open the basement door and tell Flandre that someone wants to play in her sister's room
> Hope Flandre can take care of Parsee and Yuugi while you hide.
>If it all fails, hope nobody else finds out you let Flandre out. And pray to Suwako.
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> Try Everything (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TryEverything)
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>What is this, Fluxx?
>The infinite is possible with Z-Machine. The unattainable is unknown with Z-Machine. Yes...
> Ask Sakuya to find Patchy and hide somewhere safe (oh, Koakuma too)
> Go open the basement door and tell Flandre that someone wants to play in her sister's room
> Hope Flandre can take care of Parsee and Yuugi while you hide.
>If it all fails, hope nobody else finds out you let Flandre out. And pray to Suwako.
>"Wait, what are you..." Sakuya asks, before you depart.
>It is not difficult for you to find the basement door; it is just to the north of the library. It is a very distinctive door as well, being made of steel. Still, it is weighted curiously, and opens without too much trauma on your part. "I-is this very smart?" Mystia asks, as you call your invitation to play down into the basement.
>You take cover. However, there doesn't seem to be any kind of reaction from within the basement. Certainly there is no hurricane of shrieking Flandre emerging from the depths to avenge all.
>You pray to Suwako, and feel kind of a fluttering sensation in your stomach for a moment.
> Try Everything
>Nyoro~n...
>_
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>Enter basement.
>This had better not be a bad end.
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>Enter basement.
>This had better not be a bad end.
>You descend into the basement. The steps are stone, curving gently downwards. After making a a complete circuit, they open to a broad, dimly lit chamber.
>You feel a curious sensation as you walk into the basement. The air here is clean, feeling rather sterile. There is a sense of...stillness here. In a way, it feels as though you've entered a church. In another way, it feels as though you've come into a quiet hospital. The senses of stillness and sterility intermingle, giving you a sense that you are profaning this place slightly with your presense. There are few furnishings: just a bed, a table, and a chair; the latter two have an aura of disuse about them. Sitting upon that bed, legs crossed and arms folded, is Flandre. She regards you impassively.
>"You have brought greater impurity into my sanctum," she says in a voice free of accusation, simply noting the fact. "Why is this?"
>_
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>check sanity
>"I was hoping to talk about what's been going on with the main mansion recently."
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>check sanity
>"I was hoping to talk about what's been going on with the main mansion recently."
>You don't recall if there was a hat check desk anywhere for you to put it.
>"Ah," Says Flandre. "Your concern is touching. But it has nothing to do with this one. I merely wait, and ponder the riddles. To this one, the affairs among the impure are meaningless." While one could easily construe her words as irritated or possibly angry, her tone does not suggest this. It's hard to read any kind of emotion in it.
>_
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>Break the metaphorical 4th Wall to read the game manual to see if there are any tips on getting Flandre to cause a ruckus (or start a coup) upstairs without getting caught in the crossfire, immediate or otherwise.
>Succeeding (or failing) that, try and think if whatever family you left behind had any advice on dealing with vampires that did not involve killing them or sealing them away. Advice on fleeing them is optional and/or bonus, as we may need to do that if Flan-Negotiations fall through.
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>Break the metaphorical 4th Wall to read the game manual to see if there are any tips on getting Flandre to cause a ruckus (or start a coup) upstairs without getting caught in the crossfire, immediate or otherwise.
>Succeeding (or failing) that, try and think if whatever family you left behind had any advice on dealing with vampires that did not involve killing them or sealing them away. Advice on fleeing them is optional and/or bonus, as we may need to do that if Flan-Negotiations fall through.
>The manual in its entirety: "Type things to get results. Try not to get eaten by a grue."
>You think about your vampire knowledge: They're not supposed to be able to cross running water, right? You don't know about garlic, though; there was some of that in the kitchen. Oh! Sunlight's a problem for them, and it's a nice day outside. Then again...are vampires usually like this?
>_
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>Break the metaphorical 4th Wall to read the game manual to see if there are any tips on getting Flandre to cause a ruckus (or start a coup) upstairs without getting caught in the crossfire, immediate or otherwise.
>Succeeding (or failing) that, try and think if whatever family you left behind had any advice on dealing with vampires that did not involve killing them or sealing them away. Advice on fleeing them is optional and/or bonus, as we may need to do that if Flan-Negotiations fall through.
>The manual in its entirety: "Type things to get results. Try not to get eaten by a grue."
>You think about your vampire knowledge: They're not supposed to be able to cross running water, right? You don't know about garlic, though; there was some of that in the kitchen. Oh! Sunlight's a problem for them, and it's a nice day outside. Then again...are vampires usually like this?
>_
You asked for it.
>Ulyaoth, Narokath, Redgormor.
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>Ulyaoth, Narokath, Redgormor.
>First, you don't have any runes. Secondly, you end with the Ancient, not begin with it. That being said, if there was a place I'd use Reveal Invisible, this would be it. So good thinking on your part.
>_
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>Ulyaoth, Narokath, Redgormor.
>First, you don't have any runes. Secondly, you end with the Ancient, not begin with it. That being said, if there was a place I'd use Reveal Invisible, this would be it. So good thinking on your part.
>_
>Ask if Koishi's around.
Failing that,
>Ask Koishi where she is.
EDIT: Also, Purvis, you win an Internet for knowing what the hell I was asking to cast. And I really should have remembered that (the 'end with ancient' bit). X_X
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>Ask if Koishi's around.
>Ask Koishi where she is.
>"This one is not aware of a Koishi," says Flandre.
>_
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>Ask Fran what her wings taste like, and is each crystal a different flavor.
>Do something useful as well.
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>continue breathing as the useful thing
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>Ask Fran what her wings taste like, and is each crystal a different flavor.
>Do something useful as well.
>Flandre shakes her head slightly. "Flavor is a sensation that this one has discarded long ago. It is felt to be a distraction from my purpose."
>continue breathing as the useful thing
>You examine your breathing. Yep, it still works!
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>"Do I want to know about your purpose?"
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>"Do I want to know about your purpose?"
>"It may be inevitable that you learn of this one's purpose," says Flandre. She looks to Kaguya. "For you, it is inevitable. But such is the nature of the riddles."
>Kaguya nods back calmly.
>_
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>Ask fran if you can eat her.
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>Ask fran if you can eat her.
>"That would hinder this one's purpose." says Flandre with a shake of her head.
>_
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>Technically, that doesn't answer our question of it being possible to eat her, rather than being allowed to eat her.
>solve "The world is a vampire."
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>Technically, that doesn't answer our question of it being possible to eat her, rather than being allowed to eat her.
>solve "The world is a vampire."
>It does as far as Flandre is concerned.
>You quickly arrive at a solution: The World is a Ghetto. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKKMdmPBWRk)
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>Search the room for an invisible entity (or satori OR kappa, if you want to be a Literal Genie about it) -- if none are found, ask them to hold still, please, and then search again.
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>Search the room for an invisible entity (or satori OR kappa, if you want to be a Literal Genie about it) -- if none are found, ask them to hold still, please, and then search again.
>You are not really finding any signs of invisible entities, even when you ask nicely. Flandre watches you for a moment, then asks, "This one wishes to know what you are doing, and why it is so."
>_
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>Explain to her that a text parser gave us a hint that a 'Reveal Invisible' spell would be a Good Thing right about now.
>Ask if she has any runes along the lines of "Ulyaoth, Nethlek, Redgormor."
>Check inventory. With examination of each object as only a text-based adventurer can.
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> Check Flan's cup size
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> Check Flan's cup size
>Reconsider this for a moment before going further, as I believe we value our continued legionic existance.
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>hovercraft full of eels
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> Tewi Penis
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>"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
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>Explain to her that a text parser gave us a hint that a 'Reveal Invisible' spell would be a Good Thing right about now.
>Ask if she has any runes along the lines of "Ulyaoth, Nethlek, Redgormor."
>Check inventory. With examination of each object as only a text-based adventurer can.
>"There is nothing invisible in this one's sanctum," says Flandre. "Invisibility is impure."
>When asked about runes, she tilts her head. "This one has considered the use of runes in solving the riddles, but there seems to be no especial way they would be useful."
>Oh I hate it when you do that.
>Your inventory contains:
>Aspirin
>This is a bottle of buffered aspirin with a childproof cap. The bottle feels about a third of the way full. The instructions suggest taking two every 6-8 hours with water until pain stops. Should pain persist for more than ten days, see a doctor.
>Ibuprofen
>This is a bottle of Ibuprofen with a childproof cap. The bottle feels about a third of the way full. The instructions suggest taking two every 6-8 hours with water until pain stops, it seems to be particularly recommended for muscle pain. Should pain persist for more than ten days, see a doctor.
>Heal Brand potion.
>This purplish potion is kept in a small glass vial. The instructions say to drink when wounded, and cautions against mixing with alcohol or taking more than three a day. There is an logo of a rabbit silhouette against a moon on the front.
>Antacids
>The multicolored calcium tablets are kept in a plastic bottle with a flip top. The instructions say to take as many as necessary in case of heartburn.
>Cough Drops
>These are mentholated tablets designed to be dissolved in one's mouth to relieve coughing fits and sore throats. The instructions caution not to have more than six a day.
>Electric razor. (disassembled, out of power)
>This is a battery powered handheld electric shaver. You find some white hairs lingering in the trap. It is out of power.
>The Clothes on your Back
>They are plain clothes. Rumia gnawed on the sleeve at one point.
>Cement Boot (In Rumia's Possession)
>This is a boot made of concrete. It's exterior looks rather uncomfortable, but the inside seems to be well padded and designed to give excellent arch support.
>Plastic Doll Bits
>This is a collection of doll eyes, legs, and arms. It is a little creepy to look at.
>10 Spare Needles (In Mystia's possession)
>These needles are made for hand sewing.
>Fireflies in a Jar w/Poltergeist Saliva
>This is a jar with five fireflies in it. The bottom has a small film of poltergiest saliva on the bottom. The fireflies cling to the side, glowing periodically.
>Dinged Up Proton Pack w/Ghost Trap
>Nitori's Proton Pack. One wonders why she had it with her? It includes a ghost trap. However, preior uses have dinged it up pretty badly. It seems user friendly!
>Yukari's Cap. (Worn a hat)
>The cap of Yukari Yakumo. This cap was in Rinnosuke's possession until you traded a Wriggle's spare cape for it. Presumably she would like it back. Rumia chewed on it a little.
>Rumia's Ribbon
>Rumor has it that Rumia could not remove it herself. It is made of cotton.
>Silver Dragonfly
>This silver dragonfly has a blue underbelly, it looks like the kind children enjoy catching. Upon closer inspection, it is actually made of silver.
>Giygas Made of Bee Pollen
>This looks like small representation of the Giygas Made of Bees. Thankfully, it doesn't buzz at you in that awful voice. Despite being a distributed mess of pollen, it is pretty sturdy.
> Check Flan's cup size
>It seems to be one cup. You are not sure if she used sugar, but given her emphasis on purity she probably likes her tea undiluted.
>hovercraft full of eels
>You have insufficient kappa for such a feat.
> Tewi Penis
>Tewi don't live here!
>"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
>Flandre tilts her head again. "Beauty may have a role in the riddles, it has been considered. This one does not hold it against you. Grudges have no place in my purpose."
>_
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> 10 -> 9 -> 8 -> 7 -> 6 -> 5 -> 4 -> 3 -> 2 -> 1 -> ?
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>Ask Flandre what riddle needs to be solved the most. If it can be solved by giving her one of the items in our inventory, offer it to her, unless (for now) it would remove the Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap, Electric Razor (disassembled) or Plastic Doll Bits from our inventory.
>Dissasemble Proton Pack, taking care to remove the Ghost Trap without setting it off and placing the trap on the floor (unless Flandre needs it for her riddles).
>Once done dissassembling the Proton Pack, ask Kaguya if she has enough technical knowledge to possibly describe a pill gun that could be made with the parts of the Proton Pack, plus or minus the Electric Razor parts and/or the Plastic Doll Bits. Alternatively, if Kaguya cannot figure it out, ask Flandre if she might be able to use her apparently-enlightened mind to do so.
(It may seem strange, but consider -- we have all this ammo, and it may very well come in handy later.)
>If one of the above gives us a design for the pill gun, combine the necessary items for it.
>If no gun design is acquired, or the gun design did not call for an item that was possibly given as a solution to Flandre's most pressing riddle, then offer that item to her.
>Tell me if this is too many commands in one post.
(Nice try, Pesco.)
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>present Giygas Made of Bee Pollen
> "I don't suppose this would be any help for the 'riddles?'"
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>Ask Flandre what riddle needs to be solved the most. If it can be solved by giving her one of the items in our inventory, offer it to her, unless (for now) it would remove the Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap, Electric Razor (disassembled) or Plastic Doll Bits from our inventory.
>Dissasemble Proton Pack, taking care to remove the Ghost Trap without setting it off and placing the trap on the floor (unless Flandre needs it for her riddles).
>Once done dissassembling the Proton Pack, ask Kaguya if she has enough technical knowledge to possibly describe a pill gun that could be made with the parts of the Proton Pack, plus or minus the Electric Razor parts and/or the Plastic Doll Bits. Alternatively, if Kaguya cannot figure it out, ask Flandre if she might be able to use her apparently-enlightened mind to do so.
(It may seem strange, but consider -- we have all this ammo, and it may very well come in handy later.)
>If one of the above gives us a design for the pill gun, combine the necessary items for it.
>If no gun design is acquired, or the gun design did not call for an item that was possibly given as a solution to Flandre's most pressing riddle, then offer that item to her.
>Tell me if this is too many commands in one post.
>Flandre considers for a moment. "The riddle that vexes this one the most is the riddle of the soul," she says. "When the end comes to matter and energy, what will have become of the soul, which is independent of such things? The Eternal," she gestures toward Kaguya, "in particular vexes this one with this riddle."
>You lay out your items. You remove the ghost trap carefully, and consider the proton pack. You suspect you could make another weapon out of it if you could improvise a firing mechanism. But once you take it apart, you suspect that you will never be able to put it back together again with the help of Nitori or someone similarly skilled. But, if you could find a way to make a firing mechanism, a theoretical pill gun should be doable!
>present Giygas Made of Bee Pollen
> "I don't suppose this would be any help for the 'riddles?'"
>Flandre considers the item, her wings tinkling gently as she shifts a little to do so. "This one does not believe it would assist."
>_
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> And then there will be none?
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> 10 -> 9 -> 8 -> 7 -> 6 -> 5 -> 4 -> 3 -> 2 -> 1 -> ?
> And then there will be none?
>Flandre nods. "This is what would be apparent. But the riddle of the soul persists. As well as the riddle of thought."
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> The Yama knows. Send me across to
Australia the Netherlands Netherworld.
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>Actually, I don't think she would, since 'all matter and energy' would include 'Higan.'
> "Are these riddles important enough to ignore the events of the now?"
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> The Yama knows. Send me across to Australia the Netherlands Netherworld.
>Actually, I don't think she would, since 'all matter and energy' would include 'Higan.'
> "Are these riddles important enough to ignore the events of the now?"
>Flandre nods. "This one has considered that such people may have clues to the riddle of the soul's answer. But it seems unlikely. The Yama's purpose is not the end of all things, but rather the end of life."
>"This one's purpose is not tied to the events of now. This one remains apart, until it is time to fulfull my purpose. If there is need, this one will act. What events do you speak of?"
>_
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> All is not well in the world. McDonalds have opened on every continent. There are no buses in Durban. And your sister needs your help for redemption.
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> Tell Flandre that the answer is 'nu'.
Thank goodness I remembered that amazingly zen topic.
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> All is not well in the world. McDonalds have opened on every continent. There are no buses in Durban. And your sister needs your help for redemption.
>"These things are not important to this one's purpose," says Flandre. "It is sad what has happened to Remilia, but the choice she made was her own. This one's purpose has been found to be unaffected."
> Tell Flandre that the answer is 'nu'.
>Flandre tilts her head. "Then the riddle become a riddle of nu. The question is still the same."
>_
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>Try convincing her that by journeying outside the confines of her room, and perhaps aiding you on your quest, she might find the answer along the way, as most sages in the past have.
>Alternatively, if we do not succeed in budging her, check the room and see what belongings are in there.
>Also, if there is nothing that might be of use in here, ask her if she would like to learn the secret to the wisdom imparted by Keine Kamishirasawa (if she says 'yes', headbutt her as hard as you can and hope she returns to 'normal', without on any terms breaking us in twain -- and that is a high hope, mind you).
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> Kama Sutra her ass
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>Try convincing her that by journeying outside the confines of her room, and perhaps aiding you on your quest, she might find the answer along the way, as most sages in the past have.
>Alternatively, if we do not succeed in budging her, check the room and see what belongings are in there.
>Also, if there is nothing that might be of use in here, ask her if she would like to learn the secret to the wisdom imparted by Keine Kamishirasawa (if she says 'yes', headbutt her as hard as you can and hope she returns to 'normal', without on any terms breaking us in twain -- and that is a high hope, mind you).
>Trying to convince Flandre to leave may or may not be a good idea. You should try methodologies to cause this to happen!
>Looking around, there really isn't much to the chamber. Just her bed, table, and chair; the chair and table don't seem to see much use; an old teacup is perched atop of the table. Obvious exits are north.
> Kama Sutra her ass
>You couldn't even pronounce it.
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I'm actually not sure which of the two is a better idea:
1st idea...
> Ask Kaguya to use her wisdom she has acquired from her long-term immortality-through-ressurection to answer Flandre's question -- and if need be, we promise to plug our ears so that we hear none of it.
2nd idea...
> Go North and make a beeline for either where we saw Patchouli last OR to the Voile, and see if we can't administer some medicine to the unfortunate Librarian and thus possibly secure her aid. By bribery if necessary. (Plus, she has experience in dealing with Flandre, so if we're dead-set on adding Flan to the party we can get her aid in that.)
>Execute whichever of the above commands that sounds like it would be better/lead to fresh shenanigans.
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> Ask Kaguya to use her wisdom she has acquired from her long-term immortality-through-ressurection to answer Flandre's question -- and if need be, we promise to plug our ears so that we hear none of it.
>You look to Kaguya. She frowns a little, then says, "She does raise questions that one such as I need to consider from time to time. I am afraid, once she learned of my existence, I really just made the question she'd pondering all the more difficult for her. I wonder what she thought before learning of me?"
>_
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> Do to Flan what Gpop does with Koishi.
> Check turns until game over.
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>Hug Flandre.
Hugs. They solve everything!
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> Do to Flan what Gpop does with Koishi.
> Check turns until game over.
>Hug Flandre.
>I'm gonna assume these are one and the same.
>You cross the basement and hug Flandre. She doesn't resist, or really react at all. But as you touch her, it kinda stings. I feels a bit like you just hugged a car that was sitting in the summer sun for too long. Checking your arms, they are a bit more reddish than they should be, as though you got a mild sun burn. "Please do not touch this one," says Flandre. "You are impure, as is the world you come from."
>_
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>Protest, stating that "Hugs solve everything! They most certainly answer your riddle"
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> Use Antacids to cure the burns on your heart.
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>Protest, stating that "Hugs solve everything! They most certainly answer your riddle"
>Flandre shakes her head. "This one knows the opposite. The hug is started by a thought and a desire. When the matter perishes and fades, what becomes of these things? When all matter fades, what becomes of them? This is the riddle of the soul. Do they attain purity when matter is stripped away? Do they attain it when matter is removed entirely from the cosmos? This one ponders such things, while awaiting for its purpose to come."
> Use Antacids to cure the burns on your heart.
>You take some antacids. They taste chalky, but they don't ease the pain of Flandre's rejection.
>_
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> Insert 5? for psychiatric help
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>"If your desire to find the answer to the riddle of the soul is so strong, then why not help others to reach that solution as well?"
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>Rant: "You wait for your purpose to come to you? Absurd! You are you, and your purpose is yours. Only you can make it.
If you want answers, you have to look for them, not just sit around and hope they waltz up to you.
'What is a soul?'"
>Throw wine glass.
"A miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough talk: have at y- "
oh wait no that's a bad idea
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> Insert 5? for psychiatric help
>You may have paranoia. But under the watchful gaze of Friend Computer, there is nothing to worry about!
>"If your desire to find the answer to the riddle of the soul is so strong, then why not help others to reach that solution as well?"
>Rant: "You wait for your purpose to come to you? Absurd! You are you, and your purpose is yours. Only you can make it.
If you want answers, you have to look for them, not just sit around and hope they waltz up to you.
'What is a soul?'"
>Throw wine glass.
"A miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough talk: have at y- "
oh wait no that's a bad idea
>You make your speech! Lacking a wine bottle, you through the teacup instead. Flandre leans over, and touches the shards, which quietly crumble away into nothingness.
>"This one's purpose may only come with the fullness of time." She takes a breath, then recites:
> "Brothers will fight
> and kill each other,
> sisters' children
> will defile kinship.
> It is harsh in the world,
> whoredom rife
> ?an axe age, a sword age
> ?shields are riven?
> a wind age, a wolf age?
> before the world goes headlong.
> No man will have
> mercy on another."
>"When these things have come, it will be time for this one to fulfill my purpose: to guide matter and energy to its final fate. Until then, there is no purpose for this one. The riddles serve to occupy me." She smiles, then. "Your concern is warms my heart. You remind this one of my sister's finer qualities."
>_
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>"Speaking of Remilia, Do you know where is she now?"
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>"Speaking of Remilia, Do you know where is she now?"
>Flandre shakes her head. "She has not told this one, or anyone else as far as this one knows. But the head maid will sometimes read post cards from her to me. If she does not know where they come from, then it is best to ask who bring. The guard would likely know"
>_
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>Ask Flandre how to obtain the purity required to hug her
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>Ask Flandre what drugs she is on and can we trade for w/e pills you have.
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> Put Giygas Made Of Beeswax in Flandre's line of sight, and have Rumia resume making those strange noises (preferrably her trying to say 'I feel good' over and over for about 10 repetitions). See if anything happens.
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>Ask Flandre how to obtain the purity required to hug her
>"Breaking down your molecules into their potential energy," Flandre replies. "At that point, you will have been reduced to the simplest and most pure state. Such is the fate of all matter. This one does not believe you would survive the process, but it is touching that you care."
>Ask Flandre what drugs she is on and can we trade for w/e pills you have.
>She shakes her head. "This one has nothing to trade with you. Such possessions are unimportant to my purpose."
> Put Giygas Made Of Beeswax in Flandre's line of sight, and have Rumia resume making those strange noises (preferrably her trying to say 'I feel good' over and over for about 10 repetitions). See if anything happens.
>Flandre watches this display with a frown. "She has impurity beyond what is normal."
>_
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>"Then how are you pure if you are unbroken?"
>Also "Can you help purify her? But only a little bit, we like our Rumia not dead" Punctuate this by hugging Rumia.
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>"Then how are you pure if you are unbroken?"
>Also "Can you help purify her? But only a little bit, we like our Rumia not dead" Punctuate this by hugging Rumia.
>"This one is not pure," says Flandre. "But, it pleases me to avoid further impurity, just as it pleases me to comtemplate the riddles. As well, it helps maintain my devotion to my purpose."
>She looks over Rumia. "This one cannot remove the impurity without breaking her."
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>I have no idea what going on atm.
>Check Quest Log.
>Check Allies.
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>I have no idea what going on atm.
>Check Quest Log.
>Check Allies.
>Things can get hectic. I understand.
>Quest Log
>You have completed the following Quests:
>Stop The Pennywraith!
>Nitori Needs Her Fix
>Suika's Kroosin' Blues (Bad End)
>Where in the World is My Kidney?
>Escape from Alice's Basement!
>Debt Hell starring Mystia
>Trumpet Terror or Kourindou
>A Giygas Made of Bees
>Sleep Well, China
>Maid for Abuse
>The Following Quests are have been discovered and are still open:
>Debt Hell II, Eclectic Boogaloo, starring Remilia
>Hard Labor Patchouli
>Parsee's Plot
>Shooting for Trouble
>Live from Youkai Mountain
>The Doll Revolution
>There are quests you have yet to discover.
>Your Allies are:
>Rinnosuke: Friend
>Reimu: Acquaintance
>Yugi: Acquaintance
>Mystia: Party Member
>Cirno: Former Weapon
>Eirin: Creditor
>Kaguya: Party Member
>Keine: Acquaintance
>Rumia: Party Member
>Meiling: Friend
>Sakuya: Acquaintance
>Parsee: Acquaintance and Boss
>Flandre: Friend
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>save game
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> Reset the console