Maidens of the Kaleidoscope

~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: Alice★f on March 15, 2010, 01:50:32 AM

Title: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on March 15, 2010, 01:50:32 AM: Responsibility "Taking Out the Trash" -Lunatic-

School "1000 Moles of an Angry Old Chemist" -Hard-

Fracture "Leg Sprain of a Regretful Mountain Bike Adventure" -Extra-

You get the idea. Keep it going. You can history if you'd like. Use this format to describe stuff that happens in life.

I have no idea if this is a stupid thread or not, but I'll let it be...
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: mew77 on March 15, 2010, 02:00:00 AM: It's not supid if someone actually programs the bullet patterns

Crowd Sign-Massive Migratory Movement of Mankind set to Music

Lethargy Sign-B. A. H.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: COPIRIGHTO on March 15, 2010, 02:09:52 AM: Eating Pain - Tightened Braces
Nausea Sign - Reading in the Car
C - Bullet Pattern Programming
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Esifex on March 15, 2010, 02:18:15 AM: Writer's Bane - Arthritis of the Wrist
Post Script - Afterthought Again
Post Script {Hard} - Second Sentence
Procrastination Arts - ...
Quick on the Feet - Nimble Backwards Dash
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: E-Nazrin on March 15, 2010, 02:27:10 AM: Traffic Sign - Rush Hour

Note that this comes from someone else's comment something like three years ago.

:(
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Toasty on March 15, 2010, 02:34:17 AM: Supermarket Sign - Delayed Checkout Line (or, Touhou: Delayed checkout line. Works either way.)
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on March 15, 2010, 03:16:20 AM: Restless Sign - "Because My Neighbor Snores too Fucking Loud" -Hard-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Toasty on March 15, 2010, 08:31:16 AM: Despair Sign - Dead laptop

Late night chronicle - [Memoirs of a midnight NEET]

Distraction Sign - Internet Forums
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: trancehime on March 15, 2010, 09:52:58 AM: Inevitability - Fading Into Obscurity
Inevitability - Dealing with Love
Silver Lining - Rising the Educational Echelons
Silver Lining - The Horizon of Vacation
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 15, 2010, 10:02:40 AM: Dettol bleach sign - "Evil rim sealing circle"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Furienify on March 15, 2010, 11:37:27 AM: Librarian's Proximity "Beware the Great Destroyer/Raptor/Beast" (we came up with codenames for the librarians)
Spontaneity "Guild Wars Reference from Nowhere"
Easy Guilt "Tender Conscience"
Riveting Distraction "That Guy Pings my Gaydar so Hard"
Veracity "I Know I'm Right"
Denial "He's Gay, Everyone Knows it but Him"
Dread Sign "Proximate Whirlpool of Drama"
Alienation "Forlorn Wanderer"
Shelter "Couch in the Library"
Spotlight "Computer Repair"
Tedious Sign "Filing en Masse"
Vacancy "Brainstorming Spellcard Names"
Musing Sign "Sketching Danmaku you don't have the Skill to Replicate"
Typesetter's Sign "Subtitles Get~"
Overwhelming Ego "Channel of 300 Subscribers"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on March 15, 2010, 12:58:25 PM: >>
Riveting Distraction "That Guy Pings my Gaydar so Hard"

yes, best spellcard ever.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Helix ⑨ on March 15, 2010, 03:25:04 PM: Failure Sign 'Lost the game'
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Coyote on March 15, 2010, 04:16:59 PM: Quote
Riveting Distraction "That Guy Pings my Gaydar so Hard"
Veracity "I Know I'm Right"
Denial "He's Gay, Everyone Knows it but Him"
Hahaha.

Proofreading Sign "Immaterial and Missing Punctuation -Lunatic-"
Deluge Sign "Flooded Basement"
Icicle Sign "Unpleasantly Cold Shower"
Time Sign "What Do You MEAN It's Only Monday"

:/
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Aoshi-shi on March 15, 2010, 07:24:01 PM: Cluttered Sign "Obstacles That Block the Path"
Odd Sign "Class Breaks Out Into Song"
Invasion "Touhous On My Notebook"
Wrath Sign "Talking Will Only Make the Teacher Madder" -Lunatic-

EXTRA

Art Sign "A Walk Through My Imagination With the Company of Myself"
What "Would a Hot Dog Count As a Sausage?"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: MaronaPossessed on March 15, 2010, 07:40:54 PM: Emo Sign 'Razor Wrists'
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Kuma on March 15, 2010, 08:10:41 PM: - Morning difficulty -
Grumpy bear: [Early morning wake up]
Sickness sign: [Inperishable Allergies]
Migration: [Goddamn bus]

- School day difficulty -
First period: [ENGRISH]
Second period: [Refusal to play in gym]
Third period: [Unending short story]
Fourth period: [Plight of a restrained artist]
Fifth period: [Scientificly procrastinating]
Sixth period: [LUUUUUUUNNNCH]
Seventh period: [Fuck, it's math]
Eigth Period: [Sleeping in class and not getting caught]
Ninth period: [Who cares about history, this teacher is hot]

-Returning home chapter -
Migration: [goddamn bus -sleepy modo-]
Canine companion: [Walk the dog]
Comfort: [Bear returns to his cave]
Internet: [Best Freinds I can't see]
Food sign: [CHEESE BURGER OM NOM NOM]
Sketch book: [Creative torrent]
Dinner time: [Beef with rice and beans, or chinese?]
Not so sleepy bear: [up 'till midnight]

-WARNING, WARNING, EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER DETECTED -
Black state: [what will the day bring?]
Rage sign [AAARG BUS]
False smile: [humans are scum]
Sociopathy: [Black UFO invasion of spite]
Sorrowfull heart: [I'll just be rejected]
Self calming: [Just forget about it all]
Joyfull Bear: [The internet is my nirvana]
Realisation: [Every day is the same thing]
Apathy: [OH WELL :V]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Helion on March 15, 2010, 10:33:56 PM: RAEG sign "BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2"
Accuracy sign "danmaku shooting machine-gun"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: theshirn on March 15, 2010, 10:51:24 PM: Depression Sign "Tomorrow's Another Day"
Crushing Depression "Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Arcengal on March 16, 2010, 12:00:53 AM: On this subject, when I was on vacation in the states late last year, I found myself at a junction where the traffic lights refused to work, and the next nearest crossing was 30 mins on foot.

I stood and watching the traffic signals, including two filter lanes, for about 5 minutes before working out the pattern and running for it at the appropriate moment.

I immediately coined the moment Rush Hour "North Bagley", being so tired at that point I thought the cars and lights were like danmaku.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Doomsday on March 16, 2010, 12:13:59 AM: Grind Sign "Carpal Tunnel"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on March 16, 2010, 12:18:11 AM: Famine [Mastication of the Godly Burger]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on March 16, 2010, 04:10:08 AM: Engrish Sign - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girs" -Obvious-
Time Recollection - "Daylight Savings" -Easy-

Spelling Error - "IYOSA" -Phantasm-

^^^
While watching a Youtube video, someone hilariously misspelled IOSYS as IYOSA
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Janitor Morgan on March 16, 2010, 04:19:42 AM: Room Cleaning ~~Stop~~ "Vacuum Cleaner"
Voracity Sign "Lunchtime"
Mediocrity "Danmakufu Scripting"
Loafing Sign "Procrastination"
Insomnia Remedy "Subterranean Animism - Stage 6"

I had to invoke that last one yesterday to force myself to sleep by making my eyes hurt.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: ebarrett on March 16, 2010, 04:29:42 AM: Procrastination Sign ~ 「MotK」
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Nyyl on March 16, 2010, 05:12:30 AM: Disorientation "Daylight Savings"
Term Conclusion "The Homework Never Ends"
Clockwork "Up Too Late" - Easy
Clockwork "Up Too Early" - Lunatic
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on March 16, 2010, 06:41:58 AM: Artistic manifestation "awesome crochetier is my mom!"
Fujoshi delicatessen "the nanshoku perils of Rinnosuke Morichika"
NEET sign "million eyes in the cube" (dolls,posters,etc)
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Tengukami on March 16, 2010, 10:33:11 AM: Bored to Tears Sign - 'The Monday Morning Work Meeting On Safety and Protocol From the Gates of the Infernal Depths'
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: youkai_R_US on March 16, 2010, 12:21:01 PM: Caution sign [ Go on MotK during 1st period ]
Oh F*ck " Quiz I didn't study for"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: orinrin on March 16, 2010, 01:35:07 PM: Emotional Skyscraper - [A Thousand Slashes of the Cosmic Wrist]

No I'm not emo.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: The ⑨th Zentillion on March 16, 2010, 05:08:28 PM: KFC Tuesday "Realm of the Cheap and Good Chicken Fried Steak"
Cheeseburger Sign "Double Quarter Pounder Meal"
Youtube Poop "Juxtaposed Hilarity" -PINGAS-
Imagination "Thoughts to Fap To"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on March 16, 2010, 05:15:36 PM: Education Sign "Now Studying -French-"

Rainy Day "Inevitable Falling into a Puddle"

Nighttime "9.125-hour Nap"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Bias Bus on March 17, 2010, 04:38:47 AM: Hatred Sign - FUCK YOU LIFE

Dental Sign - The Gum Disaease, GINGAVITIS
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Sabino on March 17, 2010, 05:27:13 AM: Government sign (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-03-09/tokyo-bill-on-virtual-child-porn-set-for-march-vote) -BANNING!- (http://gamerlimit.com/2010/03/japanese-legislation-protecting-virtual-childrens-innocence/)

... I really wonder what will happen at the end of the month... :ohdear:

If anything like that is to happen it really will be-
Quote from: Amorph Erebus on March 17, 2010, 04:38:47 AM
Hatred Sign - FUCK YOU LIFE
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Solais on March 17, 2010, 05:50:39 AM: Yoshitoshi Abe's saying about the whole "LOLicon Ban" is awesome. So Japan wants to ban the thing what protected the country from child porn. Good job, Japanese government, you're officially an idiot.

I call a spellcard on you.

Government Sign "Bunch of Morons Wherever I Go"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Kinzo the Astro Curious on March 17, 2010, 09:11:19 AM: It could make this spellcard more popular.

Imprisonment sign - [Fritzl's basement]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Lybydose on March 17, 2010, 10:04:55 AM: Rage Sign "Undefined Fantastic Object" -Lunatic-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Chronojet ⚙ Dragon on March 17, 2010, 04:48:18 PM: I got more.

Deadline "Homework Due In 6.083 Hours -Phantasm-"
Exercise "Need Rest Badly -Lunatic-"
Social Studies "Going Backwards¹ -Hard-"
Lecture "Inevitable Falling Asleep -Lunatic-"
Cold Shower "OK, Who Flushed!?"

¹History
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on March 17, 2010, 05:22:45 PM: Camera Power "Oh wow I forgot the batteries at home -Easy-"
Distance Shot "10mm-75mm -Normal-"
Distance Shot "75mm-300mm -Hard-"
The Flashing in the Opera "Forbidden Light -Lunatic-"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Toasty on March 17, 2010, 09:27:57 PM: Poor quality in the dark areas [No-flash mode]
Washed out imagery [Unneccesary flash]
My god this camera sucks [100$ digital made by HP] -hard-
I want it [Canon powershot G11] -lunatic-

Photography aside...

Flawed deduction [Irrational conclusion]
Not in the mood [Creativity Inability]
Ear Rape [Broken keys of the ancient accordion] -hard-
Cat sign [Get off the table]
Nice for a nap [Padded Windowsils]
Cheerful weather [Sunny drizzle]
Incorrect [Weather report] -ALWAYS-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: MaronaPossessed on March 18, 2010, 03:42:44 AM: Knowledge Sign [The more you know]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: VIVItheFujoshi on March 18, 2010, 09:22:16 PM: substraction sign "CMYK Halftone"
Irritating Dots "cuatricomy interference - Moir? Effect"
Color Album "Pantone Guide"
Sketchbook sign "useful sheets - Recto and Verso"
coloring sign "oil,wax and wood - multicolor little tails" (The word pencil comes from the Latin word pencillus which means "little tail" thanks wiki XD)
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on March 18, 2010, 09:34:22 PM: Yearly Sign "Zun's Birthday" -Obvious-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Toasty on March 21, 2010, 10:12:20 AM: Ruin of captured beauty [Dirty lense] -lunatic-
Cleanliness [Methyl alchohol] -deadly-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Infy♫ on March 21, 2010, 11:15:53 AM: Infinite Rape "ducks xing"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: P♂ zeal on March 21, 2010, 11:59:40 AM: Unexpected-[Sudden ~~shit~~rainstorm]-Lunatic
Society "Ignorance of oddity"
Confusion [Chemistry Test]
Panic "Last minute homework"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Halca on March 21, 2010, 04:00:41 PM: Pleasure "Taco Bell"
Suffering Sign "Explosion Diarhea"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Danielu Yoshikoto on March 21, 2010, 09:22:03 PM: Happy Slapping -Mobbing on a whole new level-
Game Over -Mental Suicide-
Continue Sign -Choose next vicrim-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on March 22, 2010, 01:34:50 AM: Gaming "Bitch Stole my Kill on Bad Company & Raegquit" -Normal
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Ragnarok on March 22, 2010, 07:20:24 PM: Flower Sign "Infinit Pollen Rain"

damn those Flowers i can't dodge them no matter what i do :P
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Kuma on March 22, 2010, 08:28:04 PM: Monster in my pocket [Reinvisioning of Golden legend]

Presistent Monster [FUCKING TENTACOOL]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Halca on March 23, 2010, 09:58:26 PM: Quote from: Kuma on March 22, 2010, 08:28:04 PM
Monster in my pocket [Reinvisioning of Golden legend]

Presistent Monster [FUCKING TENTACOOL]

Dood that first one should be the title of touhou 13.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: P♂ zeal on March 27, 2010, 02:57:28 AM: Screaming-[Unintended argument]
Apathy-[I really dont give a shit anymore]
Entropy "Fucked up shit"
Grin "Zippidy do da, zippity ay"
Concentration "Stage six, 2 lives"
Happiness-[Proximity of heart]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Helion on March 28, 2010, 04:41:27 PM: Perfect timing "Sick on holiday"
Thermal "WHY THE FUCK IS THE HEATING ON AT 20?C"
Coffee spit "reading this thread"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: HyperGumba on March 29, 2010, 11:48:36 AM: Dentist Sign "You will wish you were never born"
Happiness "You just beat PCB extra"
Fear "Wth is up with Phantasm???"

All three used recently.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Mushyrulez on March 30, 2010, 03:52:37 AM: Because I have no real life:

Newb Sign [First Post]
N00B Sign [Flaming Rain of A Thousand Trolls] -Lunatic-
Homework Sign [Eternal Torture]

>_<
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Minch on March 30, 2010, 04:23:52 AM: Troll Sign-Epic Fail -Lunatic-
Asthma-Derailing of the brain -Hard-
Politics -Health Care reform -Easy-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on March 30, 2010, 06:18:44 AM: Fail Sign "Touhou Sign 'Extra Sign''Because Koishi is a Bitch'' Extra' Normal" Easy

See what I did thar?
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: mew77 on March 30, 2010, 06:33:26 AM: Quote from: Mushyrulez on March 30, 2010, 03:52:37 AM
Because I have no real life:

>_<

Good Luck Sign- Mushy's pseudoLife as a Newb
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Mushyrulez on March 31, 2010, 12:13:36 AM: Quote from: GreenVirus on March 30, 2010, 06:18:44 AM
Win Sign "Touhou Sign 'Extra Sign''Because Koishi is a Bitch'' Extra' Normal" Easy
fix'd

camelCase [WHY MUST PROGRAMMING BE THIS COMPLICATED] -Lunatic-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: E-Nazrin on March 31, 2010, 12:38:41 AM: Sarcasm Sign 「Snarky Quip」 ~ Easy

Quote from: Mushyrulez on March 31, 2010, 12:13:36 AM
camelCase [WHY MUST PROGRAMMING BE THIS COMPLICATED] -Lunatic-

So that it's readable. =(
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: WHMZakeri on April 02, 2010, 06:36:40 AM: Strategy Sign - [Rushing Through Defenses]
Strategy Sign - [Overwhelming Crush]
Strategy Sign - [Reset the Battle]
Strategy Sign - [Gaming the System]
Strategy Sign - [Unreliable Assassinations]

Laze Sign - [Drowsy Afternoon]
Laze Sign - [Sitting all Day]
Laze Sign - [Raking Leaves in Spring]
Resting Restless - [Nap Induced Insomnia]
Resting Restless - [Sorrows of a Philosophical God]

Zakeri - A Youkai with the power to manipulate a person's metabolic energy. Even cheerful morning people lose their abilities should they bother him in the morning.
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Ironheart on April 02, 2010, 07:15:25 AM: Police Sign- [Speed Detector]
Police Sign- [Infinite works]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on April 02, 2010, 09:05:54 PM: Fatigue Sign [Heaving Eyelids]
Motionless [Newton's First Law]

Repetition [Just Like Yesterday]
Recursion [Rou-kun, Denwa.]

Boredom [God Bless Youtube]
Ennui [Aimless Path of the NEET]

Literature [A Word Is Worth 0.001 Pictures]
Wordswordswords [Librarian Without A Quirk]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Alice★f on April 02, 2010, 09:23:02 PM: Insanity "Life is a Circle of Routine" -Hard-
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Kaisou on October 16, 2010, 04:45:48 AM: Life Sign [Never-ending Circle of Pain]
PE Sign [Sight into the End of the World]
Computer Sign [Animation Creation]
Past Sign [Government's Past]
Lunch Sign [Acting Silly For No Reason]
Geometry Sign [Shape-shifter]
Science Sign [Chemical Change]
English Sign [Holy Crap It's the End of the World Again]
Afterschool Sign [SWEET, SWEET PARADISE!]
[Insufficient Sleep ~ Lunatic]
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: AJS on October 16, 2010, 05:03:02 AM: Insomnia "~~Imperishable~~ Endless Night"

Speed Sign "Late to class" -Lunatic-

[Easy] Distraction Sign "Daydream"
[Normal] Distraction Sign "Youtube"
[Hard] Distraction Sign "Facebook"
[Lunatic] Distraction Sign "Touhou"
Title: Re: Real Life's Spell Cards
Post by: Nobu on October 16, 2010, 05:09:05 AM: [Moderator Sign] Lock Necro Threads (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,6737.msg462420.html#msg462420)