Don't tell me YOU'RE Henry Clay.
You're a laugh a minute, kid.
Will you do a bit on the Whiskey Rebellion, or maybe Bacon's Rebellion?
I'll touch on those in a bit. But here's the quick lowdown. The Whiskey Rebellion wasn't over exporting liquor down the mississippi. It was about "Tom the Tinker's" campaign to addict the Shawnee to liquor he had laced with a bit of a charge. But thanks to that tax, he couldn't get enough to pull the whammy he wanted to on them.
As for the Bacon Rebellion, well, there's a reason why the Native Americans' shamans never had enough juice to stop the US, and a reason why the Confederates thought they could take the US.
Henry Clay is playing by the river when a huge icky spider came down a tree and he asked it where be the rainbow that will lead him to a pot of gold well hidden by the Irish leperchaun known as Jock van Anglecock
That's icy spider, actually. Still, pretty damn good. Now, what's the river? And if you're a real duke, what instrument is he playing?
Henry Clay is up to something they don't want us to know about.
Yep. Af got it. He's trying to force an alliance between the US and the Seelie. Who the hell knows what'll happen if he succeeds?