東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)

[N-Forza]

Reposting for the next page because no one reads the last post on a page.

Fine, I guess I can at least contribute SOMETHING.

If you change the title to Touhou Ijiyatsu you can write it 東方意地奴

意地 (iji) means obstancancy, willpower or backbone
奴 (yatsu) means something like guy, basically a pronoun for a familiar person or an insult

And most idiots are usually pretty stubborn in their idiocy so I imagine this works.  :V

[Suikama]

I can help with coding if need be (It's about time I acutally coded something in danmakufu other than BROFISTS anyways)

[Dragoshi]

No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel

well i was thinking that anyone that can't get into the actual game will get their own Last Word or something

Last Words would be fun... though, do I want to use bread or BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE.

That's the only hard part for me. :V

[FinnKaenbyou]

N-Forza - I approve. A name with actual meaning was something I sorta didn't expect. :V

[Nine West]

This is actually a good time for people to come up with Spell Card ideas, considering how empty the actual Danmaku part of this supposedly bullet hell shooter is right now.

[Slaves]

Last Words would be fun... though, do I want to use bread or BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE.

That's the only hard part for me. :V

use both of them

I can help with coding if need be (It's about time I acutally coded something in danmakufu other than BROFISTS anyways)

YES

[Dragoshi]

Well, I do have the two things from ten thousand years ago... The Last Words, I mean. Let me show you them.

Ultimatum「Because bread」
"...bread, bread as far as the eyes can see. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Dragoshi now wields a loaf of bread. It appears to be some sort of horrendous combination of sourdough and french bread. A...frankenbread, so to speak. The background image is now that of an... endless field of breads. No idea on the other stuff, but there WILL be bread. Lots and lots of bread.

And, here's the other one:

End Sign「BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE」
"Hmph! This is taking far more effort than it should! I guess i'll have to show you a little bit of what i'm holding back..."

Music changes to some sort of sweeping orchestral tune (Because every cataclysm needs orchestral music to make it even more obnoxiously threatening, yanno). Meteors come crashing down from the heavens in an attempt to annihilate the player. Once they reach the bottom of the screen they'll explode into smaller pieces and go all over the places, thus making staying at the bottom a profoundly terrible mistake.

Now which one of these would make for a better Last Word if we were to indeed include Last Words for those who didn't make it? >_>

Last Words would be fun... though, do I want to use bread or BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE.

That's the only hard part for me. :V

use both of them

I'll consider it, but. I'm hideously lazy so. That and I have no fucking idea where I'd start with the merging of those two. I really don't

[Suikama]

Funny thing is I actually had the idea of making a MoTK STG for jokes a while back but I lacked the means (and will :V) to do it.

Looks like I might be doing it after all. :V

[Drake]

Actually I had thought up the same thing as N-Forza earlier but nobody payed attention to it. Last kanji was different.

[Zengar Zombolt]

I have no fucking idea where I'd start with the merging of those two. I really don't

Big motherfucking bread from space.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Actually I had thought up the same thing as N-Forza earlier but nobody payed attention to it. Last kanji was different.

Oh. Now I feel bad for forgetting. >_>

[Slaves]

I'll consider it, but. I'm hideously lazy so. That and I have no fucking idea where I'd start with the merging of those two. I really don't

what are you talking about?! THIS ISN'T HARD

YOU SHOOT BREADSTICK LASERS DOWNWARD

ROCKS COME FROM THE TOP RIGHT SIDE

GIRL DODGES!

[Dragoshi]

okay but there'd better be a lot of destruction raining from the heavens dammit

[Mounting Jaggis]

I don't watch Yakitate Japan, but I friend of mine told me the bread in that show gives people acid trips or something. Give Dragonshi the ability to create that type of bread.

[Dragoshi]

I don't watch Yakitate Japan, but I friend of mine told me the bread in that show gives people acid trips or something. Give Dragoshi the ability to create that type of bread.

fucking hell I still need to get around to watching that sooner or later. Thanks for the random reminder. :x

also, fixed.

[Mounting Jaggis]

I don't watch Yakitate Japan, but I friend of mine told me the bread in that show gives people acid trips or something. Give Dragoshi the ability to create that type of bread.

fucking hell I still need to get around to watching that sooner or later. Thanks for the random reminder. :x

also, fixed.

Sorry about that, I'm used to seeing an n after drago.

If gets Spell Cards other than Last Words, he should get a giand bread shield that shrinks when you shoot it

[Rikter]

No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel

well i was thinking that anyone that can't get into the actual game will get their own Last Word or something

Oh so if I manage to appear in this at all i'll probly be in some part of the game that I may never see....

I support this fully.

[N-Forza]

Actually I had thought up the same thing as N-Forza earlier but nobody payed attention to it. Last kanji was different.

Yeah, I doubt I was the first one to have the idea. What was the last kanji in your name?

[Slowpoke]

Fine, I guess I can at least contribute SOMETHING.

If you change the title to Touhou Ijiyatsu you can write it 東方意地奴

意地 (iji) means obstancancy, willpower or backbone
奴 (yatsu) means something like guy, basically a pronoun for a familiar person or an insult

And most idiots are usually pretty stubborn in their idiocy so I imagine this works.  :V

Oh, I was wondering what Ijiatsu actually means and what kanji we could use. Thanks.

[Fetch()tirade]

Couple things:
1. I can't run Danmakufu, so I have no idea how this'll turn out when programmed.
2. I'm most likely not very good at this.
3. The third one is a bit sloppy. I'll redraw it if needed.
4. Don't mind the names. It was just what I was thinking at the time.

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[Jana]

...I can't really run it on this computer right now, but I'll check these out later. Thanks for stopping by~

[Fetch()tirade]

Oh no. They're just pictures.

[Suikama]

I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.

[dustyjo]

put them on imageshack or something ffffffffffffffff

[Easy Mode]

I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.

Bubbles.

[Slaves]

I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.

also, take note that it should be accompanied by Yukari's train sound effect.

I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.

Bubbles.

MODE

what do you use to make sprites? cause i want to see if i can do them at all

[Easy Mode]

I use simple stuff like Paint.net.

I get most of my bases from here. There's a link to more. They're really small.

[Gpop]

Funny thing is I actually had the idea of making a MoTK STG for jokes a while back but I lacked the means (and will :V) to do it.

Looks like I might be doing it after all. :V

Do it please. Then we can FINALLY get the actual game moving forward a bit!

[N-Forza]

Oh, I was wondering what Ijiatsu actually means and what kanji we could use. Thanks.

I'm pretty sure "Ijiatsu" was just a Japanification of "Idiot" but Japan has a lot of homonyms so it wasn't too bad working something into it. I was just reminded of "yatsu" and wondered if there was something fitting for the other syllables.

[Suikama]

TRAIN

Sure