Maidens of the Kaleidoscope

~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 08:19:34 PM

Title: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 08:19:34 PM
i graduate in 2012

nyoro~n (?ω` )



no i don't actually believe the whole 2012 thing holy moly
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 08:21:20 PM
no i don't actually believe the whole 2012 thing holy moly
You better not.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 08:21:26 PM
The world won't end in 2012.

That's just when Second Impact occurs~
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Apotheosis on August 28, 2009, 08:27:03 PM
no i don't actually believe the whole 2012 thing holy moly

thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

it's cool because there's actually no reason to believe it at all, any archaeologist will tell you that the reason the Mayan calender ends in 2012 is because that's the end of one of their "great cycles"...it's basically the end of an era starting in like 3114 BC. Here's the wiki article on 2012 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012#December)

Personally, happy birthday Alan Turing. :3
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 08:32:44 PM
Quote
2012

(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc110/Cadmas/nicovideojpSengokuBasara-01512x288R.jpg)
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 08:35:28 PM
thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

i actually saw a commercial last night(a real one, i saw it multiple times) saying that "SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN BLAH BLAH PREPARING FOR THE END BLAH BLAH"

and at the end it had something like

"With our help, the end will become the beginning."

wowza
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 08:38:51 PM
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.

'Sup~?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 08:43:04 PM
Sounds like a perfect plot for our new super-robot anime, Idiot Maidens of the Kaleidoscope: Assemble!

Now we just need KyoAni to provide a director!
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 08:44:10 PM
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.

'Sup~?
I'm safe, right?
Right?
Sounds like a perfect plot for our new super-robot anime, Idiot Maidens of the Kaleidoscope: Assemble!

Now we just need Sunrise to provide a director!
Fix'd.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 08:47:56 PM
Zengar should be the leader of the robot crew, or the pilot. His mission is cleave The Evil Theorist, planning to fulfill the false prophesies of the Mayan civilization!

At Zengar's side are The Idiot Maidens, each piloting a specialized robot. Zengar is, of course, skilled at cleaving, but what other specializations have we to fulfill? Which Idiots will rise to the challenge and help Zengar achieve his cleaving destiny? Find out in our exciting pilot episode, The King of Idiots is Born!
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
I will be the one playing the mysterious character, except that I completely fail at it and come off as really lame. In the end I'll make a heroic sacrifice to destroy Theorist, but end up missing him (of course said sacrifice will take the form of a dive from my mecha) and doing absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 08:59:30 PM
FUCK SUNRISE

The only good company is GONZO

(THERE!)

END OF THE FUCKING WORLD

saved by drunken idiots and their 10 men super sentai.

name your colors:

Red Ranger:
Blue Ranger:
Green Ranger:
Yellow Ranger: <Gpop> 'sup
Black Ranger:
White Ranger:
Purple Ranger:
Orange Ranger:
Brown Ranger:
Pink Ranger:

dibs on the guy who appears and disappear on the shows smiling to himself: "This won't be the last time!"
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 09:03:15 PM
...And halfway through the series it'll turn out that I'm just a well intentioned extremist and shall team up with the good guys in a bid to defeat the real enemy~

...Whoever that may be.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 09:03:36 PM
Green ranger fo sho'.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 28, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron

Playable Cast
Zengar A: 'The maidens must all be cleaved!'
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]

Zengar B: 'Justice must prevail above all!'
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]

Gpop A: 'Just do whatever Koishi-chan would do~'
Standard Shot: [Thoughtless Flurry]
Spellcard: [Subterranean Rose]

Gpop B: 'Man, way to interrupt my fapping...'
Standard Shot: [Embers of Love]
Spellcard: [Freud Was Right]

Rou A: 'In the name of SCIENCE!'
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]

Rou B: 'Huh? Pesco has to come along?'
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]

Continue with bosses Y/N
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 09:05:33 PM
Brown Ranger is go!
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 09:06:07 PM
Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron

Playable Cast
Zengar A: 'The maidens must all be cleaved!'
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]

Zengar B: 'Justice must prevail above all!'
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]

Gpop A: 'Just do whatever Koishi-chan would do~'
Standard Shot: [Thoughtless Flurry]
Spellcard: [Subterranean Rose]

Gpop B: 'Man, way to interrupt my fapping...'
Standard Shot: [Embers of Love]
Spellcard: [Freud Was Right]

Rou A: 'In the name of SCIENCE!'
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]

Rou B: 'Huh? Pesco has to come along?'
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]

Continue with bosses Y/N

Do it, though I bet I won't be the final boss this time. >:
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 09:07:06 PM
Green's my favorite color... But I can settle for Blue.

Calling Stage 1 Midboss of Monarchy Moon, by the way.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 28, 2009, 09:07:59 PM
can I be black?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Gpop on August 28, 2009, 09:08:11 PM
Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron

Playable Cast
Zengar A: 'The maidens must all be cleaved!'
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]

Zengar B: 'Justice must prevail above all!'
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]

Gpop A: 'Just do whatever Koishi-chan would do~'
Standard Shot: [Thoughtless Flurry]
Spellcard: [Subterranean Rose]

Gpop B: 'Man, way to interrupt my fapping...'
Standard Shot: [Embers of Love]
Spellcard: [Freud Was Right]

Rou A: 'In the name of SCIENCE!'
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]

Rou B: 'Huh? Pesco has to come along?'
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]

Continue with bosses Y/N

Y

Also, I claimed yellow being that now only that I edit with yellow, but that my Koishi-chan wears yellow~
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 09:11:01 PM
can I be black?

and I am the Tsundere colored ranger then.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 09:11:22 PM
Purv's the EX boss, right?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 09:12:38 PM
Purv's the EX boss, right?

and Phantasm

and he's in all the endings
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 09:13:40 PM
In the next game, Purvis will be collecting pictures of all the past Maidens' attacks for his new book, The Coffee Table Book of Purvis.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 09:14:36 PM
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!

No. The final boss is actually M. Burusu, out for revenge.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Gpop on August 28, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!

No. The final boss is actually M. Burusu, out for revenge.

Nah, he'll be the first stage boss. Y'know, part of the (9) squad.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 09:15:52 PM
An ancient gateway opens!

A NEW WORLD APPEARS BEFORE YOUR EYES

IDIOT MAIDENS! Your time has come, you can choose to save the world, or let it die by the hands of the blind and evil.

What will you do?

1. Brawl.
2. Brawl harder.
3. Disco
4. ???
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Pako on August 28, 2009, 09:16:25 PM
I call final boss!  And EX midboss!

No. The final boss is actually M. Burusu, out for revenge.

Nah, he'll be the first stage boss. Y'know, part of the ⑨ squad.

Why can't I be part of the (9) squad!?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 09:17:00 PM
Nah, he'll be the first stage boss. Y'know, part of the ⑨ squad.

⑨ squad is too cool for that shit

Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 09:17:54 PM
I assumed he'd just be a random fairy~
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 09:18:44 PM
But then the game only has (9) stages so you guys better place your dibs quick.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: dustyjo on August 28, 2009, 09:19:14 PM
am I in the game
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Also, the phantasm boss will be TSO...!

Until Seventh Holy Scripture comes out and decides to prove who's the REAL admin of the site.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 09:20:13 PM
Like I said, I am the final boss/EX midboss~

Also, my danmaku is tilde shaped~
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 09:21:18 PM
Are they tilde lasers?

(9) stages is kind of a lot, but then again, there are a lot of people posting here as of late.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 09:24:06 PM
Tilde lasers?  Oh god yes~
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
I always thought the last stages were a bit short. UFO had a very short 6 stage.

(9) stages would prove to be the ultimate danmaku challenge.
No return bosses for the win, BRAWL TIME.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 09:26:13 PM
wait what am i
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 09:27:11 PM
wait what am i

Pencil loli
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Pako on August 28, 2009, 09:29:02 PM
Would I be a stage 2 boss?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 09:30:06 PM
Would I be a stage 2 boss?
You are the bomb.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Pako on August 28, 2009, 09:32:05 PM
Would I be a stage 2 boss?
You are the bomb.

That's even more awesome.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Pesco on August 28, 2009, 09:34:41 PM
wait what am i

Art director
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 28, 2009, 09:35:23 PM
Would I be a stage 2 boss?
You are the bomb.

That's even more awesome.

Pako [Destruction by Taco]
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Letty Whiterock on August 28, 2009, 09:41:18 PM
i guess you can say...

the world ends with you
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 28, 2009, 09:41:21 PM
Initial Plot:
It was a strange day when the Idiocy began to spread.
Most passed by unharmed, witnesses to the catastrophe. Some were affected mildly, becoming Idiot Princesses; some were sensitive to it, becoming Idiot Maidens and gaining considerable power at the cost of most of their intelligence.
Then there are those who are more sensitive still. These three chosen ones are collectively known as the Idiot Deities, the most powerful of all affected by the Idiocy. Unfortunately, as a result, they all have one-track minds and are somewhat lacking in brainpower.
So begins the tale of possibly heroes and possibly villains...

Title BGM: [Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid]

Stage 1
BGM [When Idiots First Take Flight]
Mid-boss: Jan-san
Power: Manipulation of Guitar Strings

Boss: Nwbi
Power: Manipulation of Chance
BGM [An Enemy For Some Reason]

Thinking that they're in a Touhou game, the first thing each of the Deities does is immediately attack anyone close by. The first victim of this is Nwbi, who swears that the other maidens will avenge him.

Stage 2
BGM [Rising To Heaven]

Boss: Tenshi
Power: Manipulation of Pain
BGM [A Pleasing Agony ~ Wonderful Torture]

Upon hearing of Nwbi's defeat, Tenshi (the resident masochist) proceeds to seek out the deity and challenge them to a fight. He loses, but he enjoys it.

Stage 3
BGM [Entering the Foolish Grounds]

Boss: BaitySM
Power: Manipulation of Grazing
BGM [Barely Out Of Reach - Cutting Close]

The deity stumbles upon a strange temple built into a nearby mountain, which Tenshi crashed into. There Baity appears, and warns them that they aren't welcome after taking down two of the maidens. The protagonist, naturally, doesn't care and proceeds to beat Baity up. His last quote before the end of the stage is 'Just don't interrupt him...he's been waiting years for this.'

Stage 4
BGM [High-Speed Throttle Ride]
Mid-boss: Tenshi, back for one more beating.

Boss: Vic Viper
Power: Manipulation of Machinery
BGM [Battle with the Legendary Ship ~ Shoot The Core!]

Entering the temple, the deity comes across Tenshi, who promptly rises up and challenges them to one last fight. Continuing on, they come across Vic Viper, who insists that they are interfering on the Maidens' affairs and need to leave. The Deity senses that this is where the Idiocy started, and challenges Vic for an explanation. A fight ensues, and as Vic is defeated he states that the Idiocy literally drains the intelligence from its victims. He refuses to explain why.

Stage 5
BGM [A Dark, Forgotten Corner]
Mid-Boss: UncertainKitten
Power: Manipulation of arousal

Boss: Anonymous Fairy
Power: Manipulation of fetishes
BGM [What I'm Into ~ Secret Desire]

Entering further, the deities come across the right-hand man, AF, and his assistant UK. After another hard-fought batte, AF admits that the Idiocy is designed to collect intelligence for the sake of reviving a forgotten soul by granting her a personality. The only clue as to the target's identity is 'someone who should have made it but didn't'.

Final Stage
BGM [Faded Dreams]

Final Boss: Theorist
Power: Manipulation of the forgotten
BGM [Collapsing Memory ~ Disregarded Grudge]
Last Attack BGM [Collapsing Mind ~ Overwhelming Vengeance]

The mastermind behind the entire incident turns out to be Theorist, collecting intelligence to revive the forgotten Rin Satsuki. This would normally be where a debate takes place as to whether Theorist's choice was right, but the deities aren't very clever and just beat him up anyway.

Ending Theme: [Might Makes Right]
Credits: [Foolishly Discarded Memories]

Extra
BGM [Last Remnants of Moronity]
Mid-boss: Purvis
Power: Manipulation of psychology

Boss: Slaves
Power: Manipulation of humour
BGM [The Idiot's Art Form]

The Idiocy takes some time to wear off after Theorist's defeat, much to the dismay of Purvis, and in that time the deities receive one last challenge in the form of Slaves. A young boy who may have been affected by the Idiocy even more than the deities themselves, his hilarious art proves to be a nightmarish challenge to the player.


Phantasm Stage (Unlock Requirements: Clear Extra, Capture 50 Spellcards including Tilde Moe~)

BGM [Last Remnants of Sanity]
Mid-Boss 1: Kilgamayan
Power: Manipulation of Numbers

Mid-Boss 2: Ruri Hoshino
Power: Manipulation of Emotion (or lack thereof)

Boss: TheStupidOne
Power: Manipulation of Idiocy
BGM [Idiot's True Form]

Just when the disaster appears to be dying down, the Idiocy reappears with a mind of its own, intent on completing the ritual. The deities realise that Theorist didn't create the Idiocy himself, he simply awakened it, and thus it intends to restore Rin itself. After defeating the Moderators it created for self defense, the deities fight against the Idiocy in its human form, by far the most powerful foe they've faced yet.
-----

I feel bad for putting this much work into it. >_>

EDIT: Now at 1.00a. Phantasm Stage added.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 09:46:20 PM
No, don't feel bad. This is awesome, and you should feel good.

Manipulation of Guitar Strings is pretty cool, by the way.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 09:49:20 PM
This, Rou, is THE SHIT.
GJ
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Pako on August 28, 2009, 09:53:23 PM
Now all we need to do is: making this into a real game.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: LHCling on August 28, 2009, 09:53:58 PM
I think I just woke the whole house.

Surprisingly, that sounds more like me than you think  :V
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on August 28, 2009, 09:56:02 PM
yeas

Theorin's last spell BGM should be called

[Tilde Moe ~]
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 09:58:18 PM
Rou, I love you and want to have your children, if only because you gave me a theme with an awesome name~

And you gave me the perfect motivation and power too~  Yay~

Now all we need to do is: making this into a real game.

Oh god yes.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 09:59:08 PM
>>Stage 5
BGM [A Dark, Forgotten Corner]
Mid-Boss: UncertainKitten
Power: Manipulation of arousal

Boss: Anonymous Fairy
Power: Manipulation of fetishes
BGM [What I'm Into ~ Secret Desire]

Entering further, the deities come across the right-hand man, AF, and his assistant UK. After another hard-fought batte, AF admits that the Idiocy is designed to collect intelligence for the sake of reviving a forgotten soul by granting her a personality. The only clue as to the target's identity is 'someone who should have made it but didn't'.


I LOVE YOU.
srsly.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 09:59:49 PM
Theorin's last spell BGM should be called

[Tilde Moe ~]

No, that's gonna be one of his normal spellcards. It'll be that one that seems to be unremarkable in the middle of the battle, but still makes experienced players rage several months after the game's full release.

So, as St.1 Mid, I get 1 spellcard that only appears on Hard or Lunatic, and maybe a Last Word if this is that kind of game. Hmm...
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 10:00:54 PM
Rou, I love you and want to have your children, if only because you gave me a theme with an awesome name~

And you gave me the perfect motivation and power too~  Yay~

Now all we need to do is: making this into a real game.

Oh god yes.

We haven't made the first idiot maiden game though. I mean, that one we all actually made our own spell cards.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 10:02:50 PM
It'd be cool if we could throw ideas around and submit them to one of the experienced scripters. Even after two or three other iterations, I still want to see these games be real.

And yeah, making our spellcards was pretty fun, Donut.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 10:05:23 PM
Assuming I get this right, Stage 5 should be named "FREUDIAN SLIP BEGINS"
for the heck of it, and filled with Freudian inspired danmaku 5 times more than Koishi ever will sprout.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 10:05:35 PM
Can I be a spell card?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Pako on August 28, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
I am a bomb, yay!
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 10:08:26 PM
Gigantic Taco floating upwards destroy bullets lol.

Any chance for SA type bombs?
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Gpop on August 28, 2009, 10:13:29 PM
Sticky~

<damn it, you did it before I did>
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 10:14:15 PM
It is of great importance.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: DarkHedge on August 28, 2009, 10:21:02 PM
The only thing I'm worried about is that some nut will try and MAKE it the apocolypse.

'Sup~?

>Some nut will try and MAKE it the apocalypse
>Theorin Satsuki
>DarkHedge's help as a funds, beer, manly love and general power provider
>MotK's sponsoring
>'Sup~?
=
Touhou 2012
Touhou Hatsugensokyo 東方 初幻想郷 - New Gensokyo
Programmer, personal bitch of TSO and general slave: ZUN
Additional code, sponsor: Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
Advertising, beverage supply, military operation, manly love, staff supervisor, etc: Myself, Theorin Satsuki


Features:
3 playable characters, Reimu Hakurei, Marisa Kirisame, Rin Satsuki
Brand new story that completely retcons the past characters and setting
Puts back the ONLY RELEVANT TRIO OF PLAYABLE CHARACTERS - And the one that should have always been
Even more wicked game modes- Easy for wusses, Normal for story readers, Hard for arcade amateurs and DoDonPachi whores and Lunatic for Tsundonut. Oh and don't even hope of seeing the end of Extra.
EXTREME Danmaku, with EXTREME patterns and BROFISTS and POWER BABIES and EVEN MORE MARY SUE LOLIS - In other words: All you knew about touhou, only MORE EXTREME!
A brand new story about THE END OF THE WORLD, AND THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ONE (Play as Rin Satsuki to see the ONLY RELEVANT ENDING)

COMING SOON.


(ZUN is not responsible for any fugly artwork as he was pressured, captured, hostaged and threatened to death in order to code this game. If you have complaints, or suggestions, write the letter and post it in your trash. Cause we don't care. MotK is not responsible for any of you to suddenly RAAAAAEG about Touhou because this game became suddenly too extreme for you - Touhou won't get easier for you even if it's the end of the world, crybaby. Man up and 1CC in Lunatic now.

You better make me Idiot Maiden for that.)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 28, 2009, 10:21:49 PM
Helepolis better make this happen.


(needs a powerful survival spell on mine)

be back much later after I get some sleep and do exactly that.

beware of large ass floating devices resembling icicle sticks.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
Needs a more appropriate title change. (Cut by Gpop: Stickied too? Awesome.)

Also, my single spellcard will be titled, "Easy Acoustic [Passionate Rhythm]." Jan's guitar will repeatedly fire six MoF/SA lasers at the player, with them aimed so that the player is between the 3rd and 4th beam, while Jan fires some aimed bursts. However, the danger of the card comes from some Yukkuri who have come to help after hearing Jan's tunes from the nonspell barrage (acting like the summons from IN, so they can be bypassed by focusing). Yukkureimus fire small burst of amulet-bullets and drop Power items, while Yukkurisas fire small star-bullet bursts and drop Point items upon destruction.

On Lunatic, the lasers are closer together, and the Yukkuri fire a bit more Danmaku and are a little harder to destroy.

Now, I need to come up with a nonspell, and maybe throw in a Last Word...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Gpop on August 28, 2009, 10:24:26 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Pesco on August 28, 2009, 10:26:00 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.

I get to be a shot type, so yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: DarkHedge on August 28, 2009, 10:26:47 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.
Fuck you. Rou is not awesome and I am.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: LHCling on August 28, 2009, 10:26:57 PM
Can I be a spell card?
Shikigami 「Cadmas」

Alternatively: Former Idiot 「Cadmas」
...if I'm not missing anything.

Seeing as I'm graze-centralized, I should totally have 100% lasers, and an attack with a safespot.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 10:27:59 PM
stuff

We're sticking with Rou's version.

I get to be a shot type, so yeah.

And I'm the final boss, so yeah.

Also, my Last Spell will probably be called "Forgotten One [Rin Satsuki]" or something, and involve me channeling the spirit of Rin herself~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on August 28, 2009, 10:28:41 PM
Can I be ammunition?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Pesco on August 28, 2009, 10:29:24 PM
You can be the scrolling background that hides bullets.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 10:30:19 PM
Also, my Last Spell will probably be called "Forgotten One [Rin Satsuki]" or something, and involve me channeling the spirit of Rin herself~

My guitar strings and I would be happy to see your last spell use Rin's erhu in that spellcard somehow.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Cadmas on August 28, 2009, 10:35:06 PM
Can I be a spell card?
Shikigami 「Cadmas」

Alternatively: Former Idiot 「Cadmas」
...if I'm not missing anything.

Seeing as I'm graze-centralized, I should totally have 100% lasers, and an attack with a safespot.

Woot.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: dustyjo on August 28, 2009, 10:43:20 PM
WHY AM I NOT IN THIS GAME
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 10:47:32 PM
WHY AM I NOT IN THIS GAME
NOT IDIOT ENOUGH, SON
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: helvetica on August 28, 2009, 10:50:14 PM
Wait what... I don't see my name.

Therefore this fails already.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
TSO for Phantasm boss, taking his revenge on the unruly Idiots?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on August 28, 2009, 10:56:37 PM
hey i post here

why am i not cool enough rou

i am pointless raging
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 10:57:21 PM
TSO for Phantasm boss, taking his revenge on the unruly Idiots?
Even better.
The mod team as Midbosses, the Admin team as Bosses.
Of course TSO gets the hardest spellcards.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 28, 2009, 10:59:14 PM
Wait what... I don't see my name.

Therefore this fails already.

You and me are the Shinki and Mima of the franchise. We were high level bosses in the last game, but don't appear at all. 'sides, 7HS would get in over you. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Jana on August 28, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
TSO for Phantasm boss, taking his revenge on the unruly Idiots?
Even better.
The mod team as Midbosses, the Admin team as Bosses.
Of course TSO gets the hardest spellcards.

Oh, that is better. Phantasm will have a very short, fast-paced stage for collecting Power before it turns into a Boss rush of sorts. The Mods appear with some small stage intervals for more power/point gathering, while the Admins appear one after another. TSO is obviously last.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: DarkHedge on August 28, 2009, 11:00:08 PM
Wait what... I don't see my name.

Therefore this fails already.

SEE? I MENTIONED HIS IN MY PROPOSITION. But disregard it, it's displanning time.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 28, 2009, 11:01:24 PM
Do you understand the power of this crystal? I do not think that you do. Allow me, then, to give you a special lecture!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 11:02:51 PM
Do you understand the power of this crystal? I do not think that you do. Allow me, then, to give you a special lecture!
INCOMING
ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 28, 2009, 11:03:04 PM
VERSION 1.00a PATCH

Phantasm Stage (Unlock Requirements: Clear Extra, Capture 50 Spellcards including Tilde Moe~)

BGM [Last Remnants of Sanity]
Mid-Boss 1: Kilgamayan
Power: Manipulation of Numbers

Mid-Boss 2: Ruri Hoshino
Power: Manipulation of Emotion (or lack thereof)

Boss: TheStupidOne
Power: Manipulation of Idiocy
BGM [Idiot's True Form]

Just when the disaster appears to be dying down, the Idiocy reappears with a mind of its own, intent on completing the ritual. The deities realise that Theorist didn't create the Idiocy himself, he simply awakened it, and thus it intends to restore Rin itself. After defeating the Moderators it created for self defense, the deities fight against the Idiocy in its human form, by far the most powerful foe they've faced yet.

Off to go patch my old version of the game. BRB.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on August 28, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
YOU FORGOT 7HS

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

ROUKANNNNNNNNNNNn
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 28, 2009, 11:09:41 PM
YOU FORGOT 7HS

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

ROUKANNNNNNNNNNNn

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1493/neuromancercover.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 28, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
I suggest looking through the coding on the game, to see if we find anything hidden in it, also I see I missed my window to be part of the game.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: helvetica on August 28, 2009, 11:15:43 PM
That stupid world will end so let's make it a beginning is a movie commercial for that stupid 2012 disaster movie.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on August 28, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
I call being that one bullet nobody sees until it hits them!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on August 28, 2009, 11:23:16 PM
I suggest looking through the coding on the game, to see if we find anything hidden in it, also I see I missed my window to be part of the game.

You'll be one of my spellcards, silly~

"Theorist's Uke [Evil Spirit Anthony]"
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 28, 2009, 11:25:01 PM
I suggest looking through the coding on the game, to see if we find anything hidden in it, also I see I missed my window to be part of the game.

You'll be one of my spellcards, silly~

"Theorist's Uke [Evil Spirit Anthony]"

...that better be at least Normal mode level
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 28, 2009, 11:27:43 PM
By the by, neuromancercover.jpg is one of my spellcards. You can even see the danmaku in the background.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 28, 2009, 11:30:40 PM
By the by, neuromancercover.jpg is one of my spellcards. You can even see the danmaku in the background.
Also, Gaybar.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on August 28, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
By the by, neuromancercover.jpg is one of my spellcards. You can even see the danmaku in the background.
Also, Gaybar.

It needs to threepeated though. The Gaybar, I mean. Neuromancer. ehhhh... Do whatever.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 28, 2009, 11:37:15 PM
Also, Gaybar.

That's my spellcard background.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on August 29, 2009, 02:11:47 AM
What is this I don't even-

ARE WE ACTUALLY MAKING THIS
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 29, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
Nope. A few board wipes ago we all did another game, even going as far as to create spell cards and descriptions of the attacks, and no work was ever done on it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 29, 2009, 02:19:02 AM
Nope. A few board wipes ago we all did another game, even going as far as to create spell cards and descriptions of the attacks, and no work was ever done on it.
But those ones were quite... outlandish.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on August 29, 2009, 02:19:11 AM
Quick!  We must all work hard to make this game to prove Donut wrong!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 29, 2009, 02:20:24 AM
*can't use Danmakufu for shit*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 29, 2009, 02:21:48 AM
Guys, think reasonable patterns for your Spellcards.
THIS
IS
HAPPENING
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on August 29, 2009, 02:22:10 AM
?_?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on August 29, 2009, 02:27:27 AM
Nope. A few board wipes ago we all did another game, even going as far as to create spell cards and descriptions of the attacks, and no work was ever done on it.

Ahh, so it's just for the lulz?

Quick!  We must all work hard to make this game to prove Donut wrong!
THIS
IS
HAPPENING

Move this to Rika's Garage, and then we're talking.

P.S.
*can't use Danmakufu for shit*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 29, 2009, 02:34:24 AM
THIS
IS
HAPPENING
Move this to Rika's Garage, and then we're talking.
Give me time to learn about stages and I'll be posting this RIGHT THERE
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on August 29, 2009, 02:36:17 AM
Zengar, you are a great man and I love you~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 29, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
Guys, think reasonable patterns for your Spellcards.
THIS
IS
HAPPENING

LOTS AND LOTS OF DICKS ZIGZAGS.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on August 29, 2009, 02:41:52 AM
Y'know, if at all possible, we need Slaves to do the art~

Not sure about who'll do the music, though...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on August 29, 2009, 02:42:17 AM
Give me time to learn about stages and I'll be posting this RIGHT THERE

'Kay, cool.

Meanwhile...

Roukan, is it too much to ask of you to, perhaps, write a script of this? Of course, all MotK members are free to contribute their own dialogue scripts for their in-game characters.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 29, 2009, 02:43:23 AM
Considering I can't program for shit, it's really the least I could do, I guess.

But not right now. It's coming up to 4 in the morning over here. -_-;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on August 29, 2009, 02:55:01 AM
Don't rush it, Rou  ;)

Y'know, if at all possible, we need Slaves to do the art~

Inb4 everybody makes loli version of themselves.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 29, 2009, 02:56:48 AM
Personally I thought all my spell cards were quite doable. >_> My last was a multi-stage attack that shot altered versions of some spell cards considered the hardest in the series, with Gengetu Rape Time as a timeout.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on August 29, 2009, 03:00:19 AM
can't Hele do danmakufu?

we should make him do that.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 29, 2009, 05:04:42 AM
How come I missed so much awesomeness. Also I want to my spell cards to relate to bondage things
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sapz on August 29, 2009, 05:14:31 PM
Inb4 everybody makes loli version of themselves.

Well, I doubt Zengar would become a proper loli, at any rate.
Considering all that magnificent cleavage.
:V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on August 29, 2009, 05:28:19 PM
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/SOU_NAN_DES_KARR.png)

Fuck reason, just make boss portraits firs--

SLAVES, MAKE THE BOSS PORTRAITS
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cadmas on August 29, 2009, 05:45:38 PM
Quote
How come I missed so much awesomeness. Also I want to my spell cards to relate to bondage things

Tenshi should have a blindfold and ball gag in the portrait.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 29, 2009, 06:17:55 PM
Ruro, isn't that MEME thing already done?
I actually thought the game was up and running.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on August 29, 2009, 07:29:22 PM
No, I thought it was abandoned... But they may have gotten a spell or two made. I remember seeing an UBOA one a while back, but only as a screencap.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on August 30, 2009, 06:23:34 PM
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on August 30, 2009, 06:40:36 PM
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

All I really know is that my first spellcard would be different for each character, although I've only decided upon Zengar's so far ("Fire War  [Zengar Zonbolt Dies In Lava!!]")~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on August 30, 2009, 07:45:14 PM
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

All I really know is that my first spellcard would be different for each character, although I've only decided upon Zengar's so far ("Fire War  [Zengar Zonbolt Dies In Lava!!]")~

That is probably one of the best jokes ever, now only if it was Kouji and not Zengar
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on August 30, 2009, 07:47:03 PM
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

All I really know is that my first spellcard would be different for each character, although I've only decided upon Zengar's so far ("Fire War  [Zengar Zonbolt Dies In Lava!!]")~
Oi, oi!
Oh wait. I get it now.
:V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on August 30, 2009, 07:53:52 PM
didn't kouji get RUST TORNADO'd in the manga
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on August 31, 2009, 04:15:38 AM
thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

i actually saw a commercial last night(a real one, i saw it multiple times) saying that "SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN BLAH BLAH PREPARING FOR THE END BLAH BLAH"

and at the end it had something like

"With our help, the end will become the beginning."

wowza
This is kinda late and I don't want to read through 5 pages to see if anyone else answered this but that's an advertising campaign for a movie. :V
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Nine West on August 31, 2009, 04:32:05 AM
thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

i actually saw a commercial last night(a real one, i saw it multiple times) saying that "SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN BLAH BLAH PREPARING FOR THE END BLAH BLAH"

and at the end it had something like

"With our help, the end will become the beginning."

wowza
This is kinda late and I don't want to read through 5 pages to see if anyone else answered this but that's an advertising campaign for a movie. :V

WAT

* Does some research

Holy Crap.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 03, 2009, 02:52:31 PM
i drew pictures

when i get home i'll upload them
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 03, 2009, 02:53:19 PM
i drew pictures

when i get home i'll upload them
Oh wow, now I need to get around to writing those scripts, don't I. O_O
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 03, 2009, 04:06:38 PM
i drew pictures

when i get home i'll upload them

This is the best news ever~

Seriously, though, I look forward to seeing them~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 03, 2009, 07:31:00 PM
Hey Roukanken, maybe you could do the characters like in SA, this way other members could be shottypes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 03, 2009, 07:41:29 PM
Hey Roukanken, maybe you could do the characters like in SA, this way other members could be shottypes.
I already had plans to do it UFO-style, unfortunately. I wasn't sure who would end up working with who, anyway. :/
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 03, 2009, 07:42:38 PM
If you guys somehow end up going through with this, I'll be sad that I'm not in it. >:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 03, 2009, 07:44:05 PM
If this is made I will be a happy camper.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 03, 2009, 07:44:56 PM
If you guys somehow end up going through with this, I'll be sad that I'm not in it. >:

Well, maybe Roukan wil be generous and will turns us into bombs.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 03, 2009, 07:47:18 PM
If you guys somehow end up going through with this, I'll be sad that I'm not in it. >:

Well, maybe Roukan wil be generous and will turns us into bombs.

For some reason I like the idea of donut and taco bombs~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 03, 2009, 07:51:15 PM
I call the Donut bomb.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 03, 2009, 08:12:56 PM
EVERYONE IS GIRLS.
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0002-10.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0001-14.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0004-5.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0003-8.jpg)


Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 03, 2009, 08:31:00 PM
Oh god Purvis made me laugh so hard
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 03, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
EVERYONE IS GIRLS.
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0002-10.jpg)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SLAVES
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 03, 2009, 08:36:50 PM
You just had to give yourself the best hat, didn't you?

Also, TSO is so freaking moe~  And the rest of them... Are just awesome~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 03, 2009, 08:44:49 PM
You realise we are going to force you to draw the rest of the cast, right?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 03, 2009, 08:48:39 PM
You realise we are going to force you to draw the rest of the cast, right?

durr

i just didn't have a list of what the cast was, so i just drew ones off the top of my head
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on September 03, 2009, 08:58:51 PM
You realise we are going to force you to draw the rest of the cast, right?

durr

i just didn't have a list of what the cast was, so i just drew ones off the top of my head
Initial Plot:
It was a strange day when the Idiocy began to spread.
Most passed by unharmed, witnesses to the catastrophe. Some were affected mildly, becoming Idiot Princesses; some were sensitive to it, becoming Idiot Maidens and gaining considerable power at the cost of most of their intelligence.
Then there are those who are more sensitive still. These three chosen ones are collectively known as the Idiot Deities, the most powerful of all affected by the Idiocy. Unfortunately, as a result, they all have one-track minds and are somewhat lacking in brainpower.
So begins the tale of possibly heroes and possibly villains...

Title BGM: [Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid]

Stage 1
BGM [When Idiots First Take Flight]
Mid-boss: Jan-san
Power: Manipulation of Guitar Strings

Boss: Nwbi
Power: Manipulation of Chance
BGM [An Enemy For Some Reason]

Thinking that they're in a Touhou game, the first thing each of the Deities does is immediately attack anyone close by. The first victim of this is Nwbi, who swears that the other maidens will avenge him.

Stage 2
BGM [Rising To Heaven]

Boss: Tenshi
Power: Manipulation of Pain
BGM [A Pleasing Agony ~ Wonderful Torture]

Upon hearing of Nwbi's defeat, Tenshi (the resident masochist) proceeds to seek out the deity and challenge them to a fight. He loses, but he enjoys it.

Stage 3
BGM [Entering the Foolish Grounds]

Boss: BaitySM
Power: Manipulation of Grazing
BGM [Barely Out Of Reach - Cutting Close]

The deity stumbles upon a strange temple built into a nearby mountain, which Tenshi crashed into. There Baity appears, and warns them that they aren't welcome after taking down two of the maidens. The protagonist, naturally, doesn't care and proceeds to beat Baity up. His last quote before the end of the stage is 'Just don't interrupt him...he's been waiting years for this.'

Stage 4
BGM [High-Speed Throttle Ride]
Mid-boss: Tenshi, back for one more beating.

Boss: Vic Viper
Power: Manipulation of Machinery
BGM [Battle with the Legendary Ship ~ Shoot The Core!]

Entering the temple, the deity comes across Tenshi, who promptly rises up and challenges them to one last fight. Continuing on, they come across Vic Viper, who insists that they are interfering on the Maidens' affairs and need to leave. The Deity senses that this is where the Idiocy started, and challenges Vic for an explanation. A fight ensues, and as Vic is defeated he states that the Idiocy literally drains the intelligence from its victims. He refuses to explain why.

Stage 5
BGM [A Dark, Forgotten Corner]
Mid-Boss: UncertainKitten
Power: Manipulation of arousal

Boss: Anonymous Fairy
Power: Manipulation of fetishes
BGM [What I'm Into ~ Secret Desire]

Entering further, the deities come across the right-hand man, AF, and his assistant UK. After another hard-fought batte, AF admits that the Idiocy is designed to collect intelligence for the sake of reviving a forgotten soul by granting her a personality. The only clue as to the target's identity is 'someone who should have made it but didn't'.

Final Stage
BGM [Faded Dreams]

Final Boss: Theorist
Power: Manipulation of the forgotten
BGM [Collapsing Memory ~ Disregarded Grudge]
Last Attack BGM [Collapsing Mind ~ Overwhelming Vengeance]

The mastermind behind the entire incident turns out to be Theorist, collecting intelligence to revive the forgotten Rin Satsuki. This would normally be where a debate takes place as to whether Theorist's choice was right, but the deities aren't very clever and just beat him up anyway.

Ending Theme: [Might Makes Right]
Credits: [Foolishly Discarded Memories]

Extra
BGM [Last Remnants of Moronity]
Mid-boss: Purvis
Power: Manipulation of psychology

Boss: Slaves
Power: Manipulation of humour
BGM [The Idiot's Art Form]

The Idiocy takes some time to wear off after Theorist's defeat, much to the dismay of Purvis, and in that time the deities receive one last challenge in the form of Slaves. A young boy who may have been affected by the Idiocy even more than the deities themselves, his hilarious art proves to be a nightmarish challenge to the player.


Phantasm Stage (Unlock Requirements: Clear Extra, Capture 50 Spellcards including Tilde Moe~)

BGM [Last Remnants of Sanity]
Mid-Boss 1: Kilgamayan
Power: Manipulation of Numbers

Mid-Boss 2: Ruri Hoshino
Power: Manipulation of Emotion (or lack thereof)

Boss: TheStupidOne
Power: Manipulation of Idiocy
BGM [Idiot's True Form]

Just when the disaster appears to be dying down, the Idiocy reappears with a mind of its own, intent on completing the ritual. The deities realise that Theorist didn't create the Idiocy himself, he simply awakened it, and thus it intends to restore Rin itself. After defeating the Moderators it created for self defense, the deities fight against the Idiocy in its human form, by far the most powerful foe they've faced yet.

I'm a helper~
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on September 03, 2009, 09:00:37 PM
I'm a helper~

i know there was one, i just did it when i went to bed yesterday so i didn't have a computer around


so moe~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 03, 2009, 10:05:17 PM

(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0004-5.jpg)


I'm getting a little verklempt... ;_;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 03, 2009, 10:38:24 PM
Can I be a minor enemy that is killed in one hit
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 03, 2009, 10:55:44 PM
Can I be a minor enemy that is killed in one hit
I was thinking that maybe we should make the fairies different people based on the stage. Not sure who goes where, but it means a few more people will show up.

In the meantime, I got bored. Have my attempt at a title theme since I don't feel like writing scripts tonight.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 03, 2009, 10:57:52 PM
holy shit

oh~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 03, 2009, 11:24:16 PM
oh~
Is that a good 'oh' or a bad 'oh'? Because to be honest I was hoping someone a little better would compose the rest/improve on this...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 03, 2009, 11:29:47 PM
In the meantime, I got bored. Have my attempt at a title theme since I don't feel like writing scripts tonight.
HOLY SHIT SON
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 03, 2009, 11:34:47 PM
Can I be a minor enemy that is killed in one hit
I was thinking that maybe we should make the fairies different people based on the stage. Not sure who goes where, but it means a few more people will show up.

In the meantime, I got bored. Have my attempt at a title theme since I don't feel like writing scripts tonight.

OH! PICK ME! I WANT TO BE A WORTHLESS ENEMY TOO!

Also thoughts on Title screen midi coming after download.

EDIT: Title screen midi sounds fine to me just needs A bit of polishing.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 03, 2009, 11:35:36 PM
In the meantime, I got bored. Have my attempt at a title theme since I don't feel like writing scripts tonight.

4th favorite Menu Theme.

No joke.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 12:16:15 AM
Is that a good 'oh' or a bad 'oh'? Because to be honest I was hoping someone a little better would compose the rest/improve on this...

good.

that's why it was in pink
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 04, 2009, 12:24:03 AM
I'd be fine as a bomb. Even if I was the final boss of the last game. :<
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: helvetica on September 04, 2009, 12:27:48 AM
Why am I so pouty :<
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
you're not pouty.

you're :|
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: helvetica on September 04, 2009, 12:44:49 AM
No I'm >:| "faggots"
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 04, 2009, 12:55:31 AM
[ruro]Spellcard attack: Deposed Deity - ROFL I HAVE GLOWY TEXT[/ruro]
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 01:00:05 AM
you're right.



note to self: don't give TSO any happy expressions
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 04, 2009, 01:10:05 AM
I acctually can't get through all of slaves artwork without laughing by the time I reach the end. Hopefully I don't remember this at any point tomorrow and burst out laughing.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: helvetica on September 04, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
you're right.



note to self: don't give TSO any happy expressions
What you suck ;__________;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 04, 2009, 01:47:20 AM
[ruro]Spellcard attack: Deposed Deity - ROFL I HAVE GLOWY TEXT[/ruro]
OK
I claim Ruro and Donut as my bombs.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 04, 2009, 01:54:05 AM
[ruro]Spellcard attack: Deposed Deity - ROFL I HAVE GLOWY TEXT[/ruro]
OK
I claim Ruro and Donut as my bombs.

[donut]Maniac Maiden - IE6 Crasher[/donut]

Or something like that. >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 04, 2009, 01:57:38 AM
Hm, this might be interesting.

I've obviously got Pesco as one of my bombs, and for the second I'm probably nominate Alice Margatroid, King of Lurkers.

Gpop, anyone you want to take?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: LHCling on September 04, 2009, 02:02:45 AM
Alice Margatroid
You're totally going to get that craptastic bomb from IN.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 04, 2009, 02:02:57 AM
Me? Hmm I'll have to think about it...I have a few people into consideration but I really don't have anyone atm.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 04, 2009, 02:05:24 AM
You're totally going to get that craptastic bomb from IN.
Every Touhou game has at least one shot type that no-one uses~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 04, 2009, 02:09:42 AM
You're totally going to get that craptastic bomb from IN.
Every Touhou game has at least one shot type that no-one uses~
Isn't it sad Alice, etc.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 04, 2009, 02:12:05 AM
I just realized this is getting past pre-brainstorming phases and now I want to help with something. Also I just sounded out Ijiatsu and facepalmed.

I kind of want to MIDI some of these themes up. Dunno. I want to do something.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 04, 2009, 02:17:35 AM
Also I just sounded out Ijiatsu and facepalmed.
I swear I just did this.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 04, 2009, 02:19:06 AM
Also I just sounded out Ijiatsu and facepalmed.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/larry-thumbsupa.gif)


Quote
I kind of want to MIDI some of these themes up. Dunno. I want to do something.
My attempt at a title theme's at the bottom of the last page. If you can do better than that (and you almost definitely can) then feel free to help us out.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 04, 2009, 02:42:28 AM
so who gets to be the point item
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on September 04, 2009, 02:52:52 AM
The point item is an etch-a-sketch.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 04, 2009, 03:04:51 AM
Well I chose Kanako to be one of my bombs.

That still leaves one spot open for bomb. Who shall it be, I wonder...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 04, 2009, 03:06:19 AM
Ooh, another MoTK shooter? I know we had two of those during the last regime.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sapz on September 04, 2009, 03:14:03 AM
Hmmm... surprised no-one's mentioned death fairies yet. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 04, 2009, 03:19:42 AM
I nominate me and Ruro as death fairies.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 04, 2009, 03:24:34 AM
I nominate me and Ruro as death fairies.

Ruro's one of Zengar's bombs now.

Wait...we're not sticking to that bomb choices we had in the first page Rou made?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 03:25:35 AM
I nominate me and Ruro as death fairies.

no Drake

you are


Shikigami「 Drake 」

or if Rou can fit you in as a boss that'd be good. better. do this Rou
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 04, 2009, 03:37:00 AM
this game will never get made
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 03:38:52 AM
really no way oh my god i'm so butthurt
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sapz on September 04, 2009, 03:40:35 AM
Suddenly, optimists
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 04, 2009, 03:44:37 AM
Even if my name is Tenshi I want to look original. Also I am still in it right?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 04, 2009, 04:05:46 AM
Ruro's already Zengar's bomb, along with me.

And T_T at UFO not having a death fairy. I'm really weird in that I've assigned names and personalities to all the death fairies depending on their danmaku.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 04, 2009, 04:46:46 AM
nobody wants me as their bomb.

Well if that won't work out I can be a generic enemy too, flying tacos.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 04, 2009, 04:52:58 AM
Am I not a regular enough to play with the big kids? ;____;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 04, 2009, 05:04:13 AM
Ruro's already Zengar's bomb, along with me.

And T_T at UFO not having a death fairy. I'm really weird in that I've assigned names and personalities to all the death fairies depending on their danmaku.
I pretty much gathered that the Nue segments were the 'death fairies'.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 04, 2009, 05:05:56 AM
nobody wants me as their bomb.

Well if that won't work out I can be a generic enemy too, flying tacos.

Flying tacos = Kedamas. You're in.

Also, looking at the past game, it's kinda interesting to see how the people around here have changed. Trancehime, Greyn, Sodium, none of these people are around that much anymore. :\

Ruro's already Zengar's bomb, along with me.

And T_T at UFO not having a death fairy. I'm really weird in that I've assigned names and personalities to all the death fairies depending on their danmaku.
I pretty much gathered that the Nue segments were the 'death fairies'.

But there wasn't A death fairy. D: I even picked out a name for her: Yuffie. >_>

The other death fairies are Scarlety, Cherry, Luna, Faith, and Terra. Doesn't my naming convention rock?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 04, 2009, 05:08:16 AM
CPMC has changed a lot :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 04, 2009, 05:10:59 AM
It's pretty different in terms of who keeps posting, yeah... I miss the Ruro, Kanako, and Donut edit conversations. At least two of you still post, but I think today's the first time I've seen Ruro on SM for a while.

Of course, our new usualls are pretty cool too. I just miss some stuff, but I don't want to go back entirely.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 04, 2009, 05:11:30 AM
In the meantime, I got bored. Have my attempt at a title theme since I don't feel like writing scripts tonight.

Ooh, nice~  Maybe this project will actually see the light of day... Or maybe I'm being uncharacteristically optimistic.

And I'm surprised it took some people so long to figure out the "Ijiatsu" joke... I thought it was pretty obvious...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 04, 2009, 05:12:52 AM
Ooh, nice~  Maybe this project will actually see the light of day... Or maybe I'm being uncharacteristically optimistic.

I thought that the first little game we made would see the light of day, but we never even got this far. It's rather nice to see, isn't it?

(And Ijiatsu is a cool pun. Does it actually mean anything?)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 04, 2009, 05:14:30 AM
And I'm surprised it took some people so long to figure out the "Ijiatsu" joke... I thought it was pretty obvious...
Quote
Idiot Deity
So there.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 04, 2009, 05:25:59 AM
It's pretty different in terms of who keeps posting, yeah... I miss the Ruro, Kanako, and Donut edit conversations. At least two of you still post, but I think today's the first time I've seen Ruro on SM for a while.

Of course, our new usualls are pretty cool too. I just miss some stuff, but I don't want to go back entirely.

Ruro is enduring self-denial as she adapts to the pressures of college life!

Which is to say, she's still figuring out that they're less than her IB degree work.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 04, 2009, 05:32:29 AM
College is pretty easy so far, but considering my performance last year, I need to serious the fuck up when the workload increases. But... Ruro should have it relatively easy. Wouldn't that mean she'd have more time to post around? Oh, well.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen you around as often either, E-Mouse. Are you busy with the new school year as well?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 04, 2009, 06:11:04 AM
Not really, no. I'm just on a goofy sleep schedule and keep playing around with other things.

Though I really should work on my thesis (only class this semester).
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 04, 2009, 06:31:02 AM
1 class? you lucky do- er, mouse. Then again, while I have 5 classes, they're so spread out that it really doesn't feel that way...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 04, 2009, 11:49:00 AM
Am I not a regular enough to play with the big kids? ;____;
For some reason I was thinking you'd be the death fairy of Stage 5 or something along with UK and AF. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 04, 2009, 01:52:14 PM
AF appears with a backup plan...
I wanna have bondage fairies.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 02:52:13 PM
postan from school again

in 4 periods i'll post the things i drew last night

UK AF Theorin Rou
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 04, 2009, 02:54:15 PM
Two deities out of three.

Isn't it sad, Gpop?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 04, 2009, 02:55:04 PM
Two deities out of three.

Isn't it sad, Gpop?

Not really.

Saving the best for last maybe?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
actually i'm drawing more, since i just finished my homework and have nothing to do

i just finished Jan-San, i'll do Gpop now
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 04, 2009, 04:33:52 PM
i just finished Jan-San, i'll do Gpop now

<3
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 04, 2009, 04:40:18 PM
I'm so happy~ This week has been full of good things. Even if the game doesn't really get off the ground (Which it most certainly will! I BELIEVE!), we'll still have our Slaves portraits.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 04, 2009, 06:16:22 PM
If I weren't so found of Reimu's honest loathing, I would totally use mine as an avatar.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 04, 2009, 06:39:32 PM
Yeah, ICS never really got anywhere either, but the portraits made it all worthwhile.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
GIRLS ARE PREPARED well most of them anyway
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0007-2.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0006-4.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0005-5.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0004-6.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0002-11.jpg)
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0003-9.jpg)




Mid-Boss 2: Ruri Hoshino

god damn i'm such an idiot

i didn't know who this was and i was just about to ask

please call him Letty for my sake ;w;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 04, 2009, 07:25:14 PM
what?

Seriously, I love you Slaves
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 04, 2009, 07:26:36 PM
I love you Slaves.

so very much.
I suddenly feel very beautiful, like a swan on a lake or something.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 07:28:56 PM
don't you just love your bondage fetish arms?

Totally...
brb, doing it IRL/.
Title: Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
Post by: Moerin on September 04, 2009, 07:31:49 PM
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0003-9.jpg)

Slaves, you are obviously some kind of divine being walking the Earth.

I love it~  Thanks~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 04, 2009, 07:33:00 PM
yesyesyesyesyesyes

sey
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 04, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
You do realise that you will be forced to draw the members who appear as generic enemies too, right?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 04, 2009, 07:41:19 PM
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0006-4.jpg)
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/Roukanken/wowcirno.jpg)

I think it was the pencil for detail that cemented your position as a walking god in my eyes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 04, 2009, 07:47:12 PM
Awesome.

You like to hide things in your art don't you?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 04, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
Awesome.

You like to hide things in your art don't you?

???

I think it was the pencil for detail that cemented your position as a walking god in my eyes.

well it's either that or the poofy hat.

You do realise that you will be forced to draw the members who appear as generic enemies too, right?

well of course

couldn't do this without drawing Drake
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 04, 2009, 08:27:23 PM
DUDE. You drew my guitar like a FUCKING MANDOLIN.

HELL YEAH.

(Very good work as usual, Slaves!)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 04, 2009, 11:46:40 PM
Slaves you are going to make a pic of me right? And if you are don't make it look like Tenshi by that I mean I want to be a original character. And also don't make Letty look like Letty K? (if he wants to)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cadmas on September 05, 2009, 02:58:16 AM
UK in bloomers? Awesome to say the least.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 05, 2009, 03:14:23 AM
slaves why aren't I a hilarious little girl


WHY
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 05, 2009, 03:15:18 AM
THE TITLE SCREEN WILL HAVE A CHICKEN ON IT OR SOMETHING GOD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW GO TO BED BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 05, 2009, 03:32:12 AM
I just edited Rou's title theme MIDI a tad because a few parts were bland and I wanted the theme to have a melody that stood out like most of the games have.

But I want it to loop properly. As in, starting from bar 9 instead of the beginning. how i do dat?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 05, 2009, 03:33:24 AM
Oh hay new MotK game

Flipped through this, kind of giggled at the concept but it was kind of depressing as it reminded me of some things
mainly that I was apparently forgotten, but I don't really care as much about it anymore as I would have if I were still a pissy bitch

If there is any writing involved at all in this I can do something maybe I guess.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 05, 2009, 04:18:48 AM
I still don't know how to loop it from bar 9 every time but I repeated it once to see how it sounds.

Demo 1: Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid

Notes: When editing it, I tried to make it kind of silly. If it were possible, I would add a few wonky sounds.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 05, 2009, 04:32:12 AM
oh fuck

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


so are you guys going in order, or what? cause i'd love to hear a boss theme

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 05, 2009, 04:47:10 AM
Oh hay new MotK game

Flipped through this, kind of giggled at the concept but it was kind of depressing as it reminded me of some things
mainly that I was apparently forgotten, but I don't really care as much about it anymore as I would have if I were still a pissy bitch

If there is any writing involved at all in this I can do something maybe I guess.

You're a PC-98 character. :V Besides, haven't you pretty much renounced this board?

Also I wanted to be loliized. :( Guess being a bomb isn't enough.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 05, 2009, 04:54:25 AM
Also I wanted to be loliized. :( Guess being a bomb isn't enough.

well i'm not done yet Donut :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 05, 2009, 05:04:52 AM
You're a PC-98 character. :V Besides, haven't you pretty much renounced this board?

Also I wanted to be loliized. :( Guess being a bomb isn't enough.

I haven't renounced it.

I just don't post very often in it, because I find myself being out of place. There are pretty entertaining topics here from time to time.

Also, what does my preference of-- ...Never mind, that's a stupid question
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on September 05, 2009, 09:16:57 AM
Just to ask, would I get one for being a spellcard of a boss?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 05, 2009, 09:18:21 AM
HEY, I am a generic enemy too (flying tacos) I want a portrait too.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 05, 2009, 10:01:55 AM
I still don't know how to loop it from bar 9 every time but I repeated it once to see how it sounds.

Demo 1: Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid

Notes: When editing it, I tried to make it kind of silly. If it were possible, I would add a few wonky sounds.

Ooh, nice~  If this is an indication of things to come, this game'll have a pretty decent soundtrack.

so are you guys going in order, or what? cause i'd love to hear a boss theme

As would I, and it's not just because it's been my dream for the longest time to have my own theme tune.  Really.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 05, 2009, 10:06:09 AM
so are you guys going in order, or what? cause i'd love to hear a boss theme

The problem is: "Is there somebody who can actually compose music around here?" :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 05, 2009, 10:09:13 AM
so are you guys going in order, or what? cause i'd love to hear a boss theme

The problem is: "Is there somebody who can actually compose music around here?" :V
You seemingly didn't hear Rou's and Drake's files.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 05, 2009, 10:14:00 AM
so are you guys going in order, or what? cause i'd love to hear a boss theme
The problem is: "Is there somebody who can actually compose music around here?" :V
You seemingly didn't hear Rou's and Drake's files.

Those were just remixes of the Windows Touhou Main Menu themes.

Or do you want the boss themes to be remixes of ZUN's compositions?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 05, 2009, 02:04:15 PM
I should make Trance my other bomb :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 05, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
The problem is: "Is there somebody who can actually compose music around here?" :V
You doubt me? Have a Stage 1 WIP.

Currently trying to come up with a guitar segment for the bridge, since the mid-boss is Jan-san. It's hard. T_T

EDIT: Full version up. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1950.msg81219#msg81219)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 05, 2009, 02:08:28 PM
That's pretty awesome.

I always wanted to try to make my own music.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 05, 2009, 02:11:20 PM
You doubt me? Have a Stage 1 WIP.

Currently trying to come up with a guitar segment for the bridge, since the mid-boss is Jan-san. It's hard. T_T

i love you
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 05, 2009, 02:38:46 PM
This has suddenly been brought to my attention.

I'm on board for the music team.

Also, I've been talking to Rou and randomly mapped out the ideas for my spellcard on each difficulty:

Easy: 8 ropes, asterisk formation. And the whole configuration rotates (Think Shou without the meandering). Wax dripping danmaku falls from the ceiling. And we can't forget the random blasts of energy that would completely obliterate anything in one of the areas between two ropes, that you get about a second to dodge as the ropes quickly retract before I do that. ropes return after blast.

Normal: Same idea, except instead of the random energy blast, we have whip lasers. It's kinda squiggly and makes a whip cracking noise as it courses through. It also goes through all 8 zones, and the rope doesn't disappear. More wax dripping occurs.

Hard: And now for something completely different. Think Kanako, except with squiggly whip lasers dropping from the top as opposed to those bar lasers. You know, they move inward and such. There will also be wax drippings of course, and also guided dildo danmaku. that chases you.

Lunatic: Also completely different. I go Reisen on you with screen covered in bullets and you only having a tiny box to stay in. Except it uses chains, and the bullets don't move. More guided dildos and wax dripping. Every so often the chains reset by rapidly pulling away and then re-entering in a different configuration. If I'm a really bastardly midboss we could have chains appear in sets, like the first set of chains, than a layer on top of it, then a layer on top giving you a rather small room to manuever. But the reset time would have to be quicker so you could dodge guided bullets.

So, those are my spell card ideas :S.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 05, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
/me skims UK's post.

Quote
Guided dildos

I.... check please.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 05, 2009, 06:31:31 PM
/me skims UK's post.

Quote
Guided dildos

I.... check please.

Oh, sorry, forgot

Things that look suspiciously like.

a la Koishi...yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 05, 2009, 07:08:14 PM
Don't be stealing mah ideas for shot-types.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 05, 2009, 07:15:01 PM
Done. Enjoy.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 05, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
Don't be stealing mah ideas for shot-types.

But they won't look real! And they won't have hearts!

What, would you prefer suggestive Unzan fists?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 05, 2009, 07:24:31 PM
Done. Enjoy.

oh fucks

this is joyous occasion
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 05, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
Heh, I knew the soundtrack would turn out awesome~

...Now that I think about it, I really need to think up ideas for spellcards.  I'll... Get back to you on that.

I really would love to help in the making of this, but the only thing I could help with is the writing, and I, uh, kinda suffer from crippling writer's block... Still, I'll do my best if you need my help for anything, so... Yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 05, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
Done. Enjoy.
holy shit son
This is the stuff of gods.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 05, 2009, 07:30:35 PM
Holy shit


that's fucking awesome
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 05, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Done. Enjoy.

You are the new ZUN.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 05, 2009, 07:52:56 PM
You doubt me? Have a Stage 1 WIP.

Currently trying to come up with a guitar segment for the bridge, since the mid-boss is Jan-san. It's hard. T_T
Done. Enjoy.

0_0

... That's what I get for not having much faith in the Idiot Deities.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 05, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
And this is why you're only a lowly stage one boss~

...Although this does mean your theme is probably going to come out before mine... Oh well, guess I'll have to be patient.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 05, 2009, 07:56:05 PM
And this is why you're only a lowly stage one boss~

...Although this does mean your theme is probably going to come out before mine... Oh well, guess I'll have to be patient.

Hey, at least your song will be EPIC, being the final stage and all.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 05, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
And this is why you're only a lowly stage one boss~

Hey man, I am only a generic enemy.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 05, 2009, 08:20:37 PM
And this is why you're only a lowly stage one boss~

...Although this does mean your theme is probably going to come out before mine... Oh well, guess I'll have to be patient.

The only reason that I'm in this is because I'm accidentally an Idiot Maiden. :V

Now, we've only got the story and music departments covered. Is there someone who will program all of this into a Danmakufu engine or such?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 05, 2009, 08:22:45 PM
Now, we've only got the story and music departments covered. Is there someone who will program all of this into a Danmakufu engine or such?
We have Hele, me to a very lesser extent, and well, I'm not sure who else.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 05, 2009, 08:26:44 PM
Now, we've only got the story and music departments covered. Is there someone who will program all of this into a Danmakufu engine or such?
We have Hele, me to a very lesser extent, and well, I'm not sure who else.

The more important question is: will they?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 05, 2009, 08:29:23 PM
You are the new ZUN.
No, he can't become the new ZUN until he designs characters with AWESOME HATS. Preferably under the influence of alcohol.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 05, 2009, 08:29:51 PM
Now, we've only got the story and music departments covered. Is there someone who will program all of this into a Danmakufu engine or such?
We have Hele, me to a very lesser extent, and well, I'm not sure who else.

The more important question is: will they?

They will, o yes they will.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 05, 2009, 08:34:03 PM
Now, we've only got the story and music departments covered. Is there someone who will program all of this into a Danmakufu engine or such?
We have Hele, me to a very lesser extent, and well, I'm not sure who else.

The more important question is: will they?
Your faith is LOW.
That's why you're on stage 1.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 05, 2009, 08:38:19 PM
No, he can't become the new ZUN until he designs characters with AWESOME HATS. Preferably under the influence of alcohol.
DAMMIT, I KNEW I FORGOT TO GIVE SANGO SOMETHING
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 05, 2009, 08:42:20 PM
Your faith is LOW.

Partially because Hele hasn't even posted in this thread. :(


No, he can't become the new ZUN until he designs characters with AWESOME HATS. Preferably under the influence of alcohol.
DAMMIT, I KNEW I FORGOT TO GIVE SANGO SOMETHING

Don't worry Rou, she'll form an alliance with the other non-hatted characters.
Making her illustration right now, but sadly, you won't see it. ;)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 05, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
Someone bug Stuff to make this game after.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 05, 2009, 10:21:08 PM
Done. Enjoy.

rofl wowza!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 05, 2009, 10:35:15 PM
I would say I would help with Danmakufu, but based on just me nearly ever finishing stuff like that I would just offer advice and help when someone gets stuck.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 05, 2009, 10:36:02 PM
God damn, one of you faggots better actually make this game.
Also, I wish I could help in some way, but I'm basically useless :3c
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 05, 2009, 10:38:22 PM
I wish to be a little Touhou...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 05, 2009, 11:55:23 PM
God damn, one of you faggots better actually make this game.
Also, I wish I could help in some way, but I'm basically useless :3c

Same. And my teachers just shitted 3 essays on me.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 06, 2009, 02:05:24 AM
I... I have a theme song! Even if it's a theme for the stage I'm in... I have a theme song!
This is amazing. The little guitar bits match Jan's simple guitar-themed danmaku too. Excellent job!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 06, 2009, 02:17:20 AM
i'm a semi-regular poster why aren't i a cool cool little girl

waaaaaaaah
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on September 06, 2009, 02:26:08 AM
i'm a semi-regular poster why aren't i a cool cool little girl

waaaaaaaah

I feel your pain.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 06, 2009, 02:51:01 AM
That is some damnably nice music.

...I have nothing else to say apart from that really, since I don't use Danmakufu, not a music composer, and the one thing I could possibly help in has already been covered (story).
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 06, 2009, 03:07:54 PM
I would say I would help with Danmakufu, but based on just me nearly ever finishing stuff like that I would just offer advice and help when someone gets stuck.

you can sex up the stages and put them on Youtube


No, he can't become the new ZUN until he designs characters with AWESOME HATS. Preferably under the influence of alcohol.

that's my job

except i can do it without being drunk
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pesco on September 06, 2009, 03:28:46 PM
except i can do it without being drunk

Can I buy you a drink?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 06, 2009, 04:13:46 PM
not legally
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 06, 2009, 04:48:53 PM
Hey, at least your song will be EPIC, being the final stage and all.

if it's better than mine i'm going to give all of you cancer
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 06, 2009, 06:04:37 PM
hey slaves want a roofie
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 07, 2009, 12:35:12 AM
HOLY CRAP

DRAKE, ILU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THAT SOUNDFONT

THE ROMANTIC TRUMPET IS SO BEAUTIFUL ;_;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 07, 2009, 12:37:20 AM
Holy shit that is amazing
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 07, 2009, 12:40:45 AM
i am the grapest

So, I can get started on editing them now?

EDIT: Considering that after I spruce them it's pretty much finished, I gave it to you so that for future songs you could work with that instead of Roland, because then when I grab it, I can hear the same thing when I use the font as well.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 07, 2009, 12:41:42 AM
HOLY CRAP

DRAKE, ILU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THAT SOUNDFONT

THE ROMANTIC TRUMPET IS SO BEAUTIFUL ;_;
THE ROMANTIC TRUMPET IS SO BEAUTIFUL ;_;
TRUMPET

You are now on my list of favorite persons, Rou. You too, Drake.

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 07, 2009, 12:42:24 AM
Sure thing. Feel free to ZUN-ify the finished product as well. GOD this thing sounds fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 07, 2009, 12:43:13 AM
HOLY CRAP

DRAKE, ILU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THAT SOUNDFONT

THE ROMANTIC TRUMPET IS SO BEAUTIFUL ;_;

(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/woahman2.png)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 07, 2009, 12:54:32 AM
Bad news: I'm having a little trouble right now with coming up with Nwbi's theme, but I'm hoping inspiration will strike me when it isn't 2 in the morning. >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 07, 2009, 01:00:50 AM
Bad news: I'm having a little trouble right now with coming up with Nwbi's theme, but I'm hoping inspiration will strike me when it isn't 2 in the morning. >_>

I WILL KILL IF IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD

I'll just appreciate it that I will have a theme. Thanks, Rou. :D
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 07, 2009, 01:07:46 AM
Bad news: I'm having a little trouble right now with coming up with Nwbi's theme, but I'm hoping inspiration will strike me when it isn't 2 in the morning. >_>

well you don't have to go in order yanno.

just skip to my theme another one
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 07, 2009, 01:42:21 AM
dammit i want to work on sum musikz
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 07, 2009, 02:43:04 AM
TRACK 1 COMPLETE

Title Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?ttt3mjlztdm)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 07, 2009, 03:09:34 AM
TRACK 1 COMPLETE

Stage 1 Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?ttt3mjlztdm)

Wouldn't it be the Main Theme instead?

Otherwise, great work!

EDIT: You fixed it. :D
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 07, 2009, 07:31:44 AM
TRACK 1 COMPLETE

Title Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?ttt3mjlztdm)

Goddammit mediafire is down
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 07, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
TRACK 1 COMPLETE

Title Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?ttt3mjlztdm)
The only thing I can find the tiniest bit wrong with this is that I can't really hear the percussion.

Besides that, YOUR CHILDREN. I MUST HAVE THEM.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 07, 2009, 11:12:33 AM
sorry Rou but he is taken by Slaves
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 07, 2009, 11:38:04 AM
Polygamy.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 07, 2009, 11:41:34 AM
TRACK 1 COMPLETE

Title Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?ttt3mjlztdm)

*clasps hands* Eeexcellent.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on September 07, 2009, 03:34:46 PM
TRACK 1 COMPLETE

Title Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?ttt3mjlztdm)
Best title ever
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 07, 2009, 05:56:32 PM
I tell you guys what, if I somehow find the urge, I will make a GAR version of any of the designed characters by Slaves.
yeah, a GAR version, any of the idiot girls.
1. Rou
2. Zengar
3. Gpop
4. Me

which should I do first? (or only, depending on my mood)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 07, 2009, 06:01:10 PM
Aw, but I want to be GAR...

But if it has to be one of them... Rou.  Because Zengar is already GAR, GARpop would just seem weird and... Um... Do yourself as well, I suppose~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 07, 2009, 06:08:13 PM
GARRou because then 餓狼ww.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 07, 2009, 06:10:03 PM
ok.
sounds good, now to find his pictar,

OKAY
operation baby valentine is a go, check back tomorrow.~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 07, 2009, 06:29:09 PM
GARpop would just seem weird

(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6463/4968328.png)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 07, 2009, 06:31:33 PM
Like I said, weird~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 07, 2009, 07:08:57 PM
Oh wow.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 07, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
I have to thank Anathe for those GAR images though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 08, 2009, 01:44:13 AM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

Quote
GARRou because then 餓狼ww.
HEY! Kamon, Kamon. *is inexplicably wearing a baseball cap*
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 08, 2009, 01:47:11 AM
Nice adding the piano in.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 08, 2009, 01:51:20 AM
holy shit
Tied with Tiny Commander. True.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 01:54:45 AM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: LHCling on September 08, 2009, 01:54:55 AM
Excellent.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 02:05:24 AM
okay, so should i start a new thread for this?

most of the first page doesn't relate to the game and all of my images are broken as of now

we could keep in math class though
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sodium on September 08, 2009, 02:05:50 AM
Roukan is God. Discuss.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 08, 2009, 02:08:36 AM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

HOLY GOD ROU YOU ARE THE IDIOT DEITY

DRAKE HASN'T EVEN CLEANED IT YET AND I'M ALREADY-

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 08, 2009, 02:09:08 AM
That's a good idea. We can have the boss portraits and music there in the first post with all the other data.

Cut by EX Na2O2: Agreed.

Cut by Nwbi: Yeah, I saved it already too.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 08, 2009, 02:10:50 AM
okay, so should i start a new thread for this?

most of the first page doesn't relate to the game and all of my images are broken as of now

we could keep in math class though

Why? We can just hack the OP post anyways :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 08, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
Rou how are you making Muzaks

With what
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 08, 2009, 02:17:30 AM
Rou how are you making Muzaks

With what
1. I make the MIDI with Anvil Studio.

2. Drake forwarded me some experimental soundfont from 2ch which basically turns MIDIs into ZUN music, which I run with Synthfont. It's possibly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. ;_;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 08, 2009, 04:49:40 AM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

That and the Ding Dong song by Gunther, a must for any sexy.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 08, 2009, 06:15:12 AM
(p.s. rou that's amazing fffff)

YEEEEEEAHHHH

INSPIRATION HIT TONIGHT

MUST'VE BEEN THAT BEER

TRACK 1 RE-COMPLETE (fixed percussion and such)

Title Theme - Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid (http://www.mediafire.com/?mtkt4fou22d)

TRACK 2 COMPLETE

Stage 1 Theme - When Idiots First Take Flight (http://www.mediafire.com/?ntr2tziunnl)

I had to track the time where the midboss and boss usually pop up in a Stage 1. The guitar shouldn't start back up after the first run, if we time it properly.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 08, 2009, 06:25:48 AM
I had to track the time where the midboss and boss usually pop up in a Stage 1. The guitar shouldn't start back up after the first run, if we time it properly.

HOLY CRAP

DRAKE PLANNED THE STAGE ALREADY

GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 08, 2009, 06:27:02 AM
DANMAKUFU DEMO WHERE?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 08, 2009, 07:19:08 AM
Slaves could you upload your shit elsewhere

your photobucket account exploded
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 08, 2009, 07:24:09 AM
I should make the dialouges since I have nothing to do.

An example:

Rou mets Slaves for the first time in the extra stage

Slaves: Boo! I am Gnome
Rou: What!? (goes off screen)
Rou: wait you were joking!
Slaves: *snickers*
Rou: where are you going?


Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pesco on September 08, 2009, 07:30:28 AM
Rou mets Slaves for the first time in the extra stage

Slaves: Boo! I am Gnome
Rou: What!? (goes off screen)
Pesco: WTF ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FOR YOU BLOODY COWARD?! That's not a gnome.
Rou: wait you were joking!
Slaves: *snickers*
Rou: where are you going?

Fixed
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 08, 2009, 07:36:44 AM
Quote
Pesco

Just as a heads up:

And yes, expect me to get back to the PescoKilga slash fic now that this is over. :P
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pesco on September 08, 2009, 07:40:00 AM
I's a shot type.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mr_Bob on September 08, 2009, 08:37:09 AM
Mr_Bob has seen three iterations of a MotK themed Danmaku game, (of course Mr_Bob wasn't in any of them) this version to be the most promising (or at least the most entertaining). Let the idiotic ideas roll.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 08, 2009, 09:01:25 AM
Another one

Zengar: what should I cleave today? (happy face)
Slaves: Oh its you Zengar! (smiling)
Zengar: I SEE EVIL, I MUST CLEAVE IT! (ready to attack face)
Slaves: sounds like fun~ (runs off)
*Purvis comes on
Purvis: under the order of Slaves I have come here to defeat you
Zengar: I would do anything to cleave all evil in this world!
(mid-boss starts)

Rou mets Slaves for the first time in the extra stage

Slaves: Boo! I am Gnome
Rou: What!? (goes off screen)
Pesco: WTF ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FOR YOU BLOODY COWARD?! That's not a gnome.
Rou: Wait, you were joking!?
Slaves: *snickers*
Rou: Wait! where are you going!?
Purvis comes on
Purvis: under th-
Rou: SHUT AND LET ME BEAT YOU! (angry)
Pesco: what happened to him?
(battle starts)

Gpop: Koishi~ Koishi~ Koishi~
Slaves: Koishi is all you think about isn't it?
Gpop: basically y- wait! when did you come?
Slaves: just now (:P face)
Gpop:..........
Slaves: faggot
Gpop: what did you just say
Slaves: oopies gotta go
Gpop: wait up!
Purvis:
Gpop: what?
Purvis: wasn't that stupid enough for ya?
Gpop: what?
Purvis: it means "Hey man, Slaves says it's banjo-smashing time. Entice!"

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 08, 2009, 09:24:28 AM
I think Purvis' line would be closer to "Hey man, Slaves says it's banjo-smashing time. Entice!"
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 08, 2009, 10:40:36 AM
kilga's

Kilga: 3.14............
Rou: what a copy cat
kilga: so zetta slo- I mean who the hell are you calling a copy cat!?
Rou: could you shut up I think I got screamed at enough times
kilga: what ever.... Sin cosine tangent!
Rou: *rolls eyes
battle starts
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 08, 2009, 12:26:13 PM
TRACK 2 COMPLETE

Stage 1 Theme - When Idiots First Take Flight (http://www.mediafire.com/?ntr2tziunnl)
FUCK YES

YOU ARE THE BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER

Well yeah, this was my idea of Extra Stage dialogue. Just as a sample, really. >_>

(Mid-Boss)
Purvis: Hmm. Still as brain-dead as ever.
          Suppose it's nothing a little death can't cure.
Zengar: Wow. Didn't know doctors could be so...evil.
Purvis: At least you'll be easier to deal with than the boy from earlier!

(Boss)
Zengar: So yeah, why am I still a loli?
Ruro: Apparently the Idiocy hasn't worn off yet.
Zengar: Huh? Strange. Oh well, guess it means I get to CLEAVE MORE EVIL!
???: sup guys
(Boss enters)
???: what's going on
Zengar: The hell? A kid?
???: so i heard you beat that theorist guy
Zengar: Huh? Yeah, I CLEAVED his EVIL ass into next week, but-
Ruro: ...Zengar. You need to be careful.
Zengar: Careful? Why?
Ruro: Haven't you noticed? He isn't speaking with punctuation or capital letters.
Zengar: What?! How's that even possible?
Ruro: It could be a natural side-effect...of over-exposure to the Idiocy.
???: that sounds about right
Sketcher of Absurd Hilarities
Slaves

Slaves: im pretty good at this whole danmaku thing
Zengar: Wait, you're that famous artist, aren't you?
Slaves: yeah thats me
Ruro: Zengar, is this really the time to-
Zengar: So if I beat you, I want an awesome picture of me CLEAVING SOME EVIL DUDE. Got it?
Slaves: lol sure
Ruro: ...You're hopeless.
Zengar: Thank you. Now then, let's get to the CLEAVING!

BGM - An Idiot's Art Form

Slaves: lol no
          lemme draw something up for you right now
          just try not to die laughing

(End of battle)
Zengar: Aaaand we're done.
Slaves: lol whut
Zengar: So, when can I expect that picture in?
Ruro: ...You're lucky you had me to help you, you know.
Zengar: Oh, okay. Throw Ruro in the picture too,
Ruro: ...

Quick edit by Baity: quick fix of format. will be checking through later for more. ok done.

Rou Edit: I'm not very good with ZUN Titles. >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 02:46:48 PM
"???: sup guys"

and i speak with punctuation :(

well most of the time.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 08, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
Slaves: im pretty good at this whole danmaku thing
Zengar: Wait, you're that famous artist, aren't you?
Slaves: yeah thats me
Ruro: Zengar, is this really the time to-
Zengar: So if I beat you, I want an awesome picture of me CLEAVING SOME EVIL DUDE. Got it?
Slaves: lol sure
Ruro: ...You're hopeless.
Zengar: Thank you. Now then, let's get to the CLEAVING!

Oh god, I'm Genji. D:

Or is this like the SA partner system?

PS: A Last Word stage a la IN would be really awesome. People who didn't get into the main game would get a chance to cameo here with one or two spellcards.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 08, 2009, 04:17:38 PM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

Hell, the whole stage is gonna whore saxophone. It's obvious. It's practically gonna sound like cheesy porn.

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 08, 2009, 04:19:19 PM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

Hell, the whole stage is gonna whore saxophone. It's obvious. It's practically gonna sound like cheesy porn.

Pretty much, yeah. I'd be somewhat dissapointed if it didn't, actually. >_>

And I am laughing at the prospect of that for no reason. The music, I mean. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 08, 2009, 06:09:43 PM
And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

Hell, the whole stage is gonna whore saxophone. It's obvious. It's practically gonna sound like cheesy porn.

Pretty much, yeah. I'd be somewhat dissapointed if it didn't, actually. >_>

And I am laughing at the prospect of that for no reason. The music, I mean. :V

It's a shame I can't record. I'd make a live version :P.

Or at least a live version of the sax part.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 08, 2009, 06:12:44 PM
I am rubbing my hands in anticipation, on the Gar drawing part, I ain't finish yet, it has been a few years since I last drew anything lol.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 07:11:54 PM
Founder of the Sexy Pottery Barn
Slaves


can i request this be changed?

i want a ZUN-ish(engrish) title.

Come up with something better than Sketcher of Absurd Hilarities and I'll use it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 08, 2009, 08:00:59 PM
(Mid-Boss)
Purvis: Hmm. Still as brain-dead as ever.
          Suppose it's nothing a little death can't cure.
Zengar: Wow. Didn't know doctors could be so...evil.
Purvis: At least you'll be easier to deal with than the boy from earlier!

(Boss)
Zengar: So yeah, why am I still a loli?
Ruro: Apparently the Idiocy hasn't worn off yet.
Zengar: Huh? Strange. Oh well, guess it means I get to CLEAVE MORE EVIL!
???: sup guys
(Boss enters)
???: what's going on
Zengar: The hell? A kid?
???: so i heard you beat that theorist guy
Zengar: Huh? Yeah, I CLEAVED his EVIL ass into next week, but-
Ruro: ...Zengar. You need to be careful.
Zengar: Careful? Why?
Ruro: Haven't you noticed? He isn't speaking with punctuation or capital letters.
Zengar: What?! How's that even possible?
Ruro: It could be a natural side-effect...of over-exposure to the Idiocy.
???: that sounds about right
Founder of the Sexy Pottery Barn
Slaves

Slaves: im pretty good at this whole danmaku thing
Zengar: Wait, you're that famous artist, aren't you?
Slaves: yeah thats me
Ruro: Zengar, is this really the time to-
Zengar: So if I beat you, I want an awesome picture of me CLEAVING SOME EVIL DUDE. Got it?
Slaves: lol sure
Ruro: ...You're hopeless.
Zengar: Thank you. Now then, let's get to the CLEAVING!

BGM - An Idiot's Art Form

Slaves: lol no
          lemme draw something up for you right now
          just try not to die laughing

(End of battle)
Zengar: Aaaand we're done.
Slaves: lol whut
Zengar: So, when can I expect that picture in?
Ruro: ...You're lucky you had me to help you, you know.
Zengar: Oh, okay. Throw Ruro in the picture too,
Ruro: ...

Quick edit by Baity: quick fix of format. will be checking through later for more. ok done.
Well, shit.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 08:33:27 PM
GIRLS ARE ALMOST DONE PREPARING NOW(warning: hueg images for some reason)
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1453/scan0005h.jpg)
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6969/scan0003zg.jpg)
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5079/scan0007v.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7426/scan0006my.jpg)

Baity's left arm is a little bit too long.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 08, 2009, 08:35:18 PM
pew pew

oh wow

also, if you have a Photobucket and upload files like these, it does this neat trick with auto-resizing that might help with the hueg images problem.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 08:35:51 PM
pew pew

oh wow

also, if you have a Photobucket and upload files like these, it does this neat trick with auto-resizing that might help with the hueg images problem.

see my earlier posts of character portraits.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 08, 2009, 08:38:05 PM
Letty's looking a little Patchouli there. I approve.

Are we missing any boss portraits or are the only ones left going to be the random-appearances-though-the-game members?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 08:40:32 PM
just need Kilga and Tenshi as far as Rou's list goes
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: LHCling on September 08, 2009, 08:42:06 PM
Yay, I have a stick (sorry, 6 in the morning, I'll fetch its name now) gohei and my edit comes in too late. That is awesome  <3
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 08:43:36 PM
not just a stick, my friend

a..

DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 08, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI
OH SHIT
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 08, 2009, 09:05:20 PM
DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI
OH SHIT

But... Does it also double as a double-sided spatula? After all, who knows when you could potentially have to take on eeeeeeeviiiiiiil burger monsters. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 08, 2009, 09:07:15 PM
I think I said FUCK YEAH aloud IRL with that.

One side spatula (ala Sanae) with Reimu's gohei design...
hmmm...double sided.

speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 08, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI
OH SHIT

But... Does it also double as a double-sided spatula? After all, who knows when you could potentially have to take on eeeeeeeviiiiiiil burger monsters. :V
GOD BURGER
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 08, 2009, 09:18:12 PM
DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI
OH SHIT

But... Does it also double as a double-sided spatula? After all, who knows when you could potentially have to take on eeeeeeeviiiiiiil burger monsters. :V
GOD BURGER

fuckdammit that is not an actual burger. Or an evil burger monster. go away
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 09:18:54 PM
speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders


i also request that Baity's fight be an utter grazefest with all non cards being streaming. other cards must include easily grazeable lasers.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 08, 2009, 09:25:17 PM
speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders

Silly, everyone knows you don't need a weapon for danmaku!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 08, 2009, 09:36:47 PM
speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders

Silly, everyone knows you don't need a weapon for danmaku!

CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA was here, all investigators are drowned in a wave of ANCHOR DANMAKU.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 08, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
All the cool kids are weaponless.  Like me~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 08, 2009, 09:40:15 PM
I have a mandolin that looks like it could impale the fuck out of someone.
Then again, I'm Stage 1 Midboss, so...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 08, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders

Silly, everyone knows you don't need a weapon for danmaku!


Maybe he uses his, uhhh... natural 'weapon', if you get my drift.

If you have to ask...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
Maybe he uses his, uhhh... natural 'weapon', if you get my drift.

If you have to ask...

danmaku?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 08, 2009, 09:53:18 PM
Maybe he uses his, uhhh... natural 'weapon', if you get my drift.

If you have to ask...

danmaku?

...No, his other o-- Actually. You know what? Sure. Let's go with that. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 08, 2009, 10:38:53 PM
Hey, don't forget that some bombs need art too. D:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 08, 2009, 10:44:31 PM
Hey, don't forget that some bombs need art too. D:
Isn't it sad Donut?
I should be an enemy that throws hats. :P
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on September 08, 2009, 10:47:18 PM
Well, this is still looking awesome, and I'm still wondering if I'll get a pic for being a final boss spell card.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 08, 2009, 11:40:33 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1453/scan0005h.jpg)

NICE HAT

Seriously, Slaves, these are awesome. ;)

Also, I expected Vic to be a jet fighter loli who spams lasers and missiles while dropping bombs instead of a pirate. :-\
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 08, 2009, 11:43:10 PM
I wish to be in stage 5 so I can have cat ears or something :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 08, 2009, 11:48:28 PM
Also, I expected Vic to be a jet fighter loli who spams lasers and missiles while dropping bombs instead of a pirate. :-\

so did i, but it looked more like a pirate when i was 1/4 through so i just rolled with it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 09, 2009, 06:24:21 AM
vic should wear a jet model on his cap.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 09, 2009, 06:51:18 AM
This is all over the place.

:V Excellent progress.

But all over the place.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 09, 2009, 10:48:39 AM
That picture may just be the best thing ever associated with Vic.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 10, 2009, 01:15:27 AM
THIS IS...

SERIOUS AFFAIR!!!


so i randomly got an idea for one of my spellcards in the middle of History class today, and we were watching some video on government shit that i already know so i drew a picture of what it should look like.

(http://i25.tinypic.com/urj9z.jpg)
also, take note that it should be accompanied by Yukari's train sound effect.


ps don't ask me to draw a train ever again i swear to god
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 10, 2009, 01:59:30 AM
*thumbs up*

I approve thoroughly of this. Not sure how it'd work as a card, though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 10, 2009, 02:03:20 AM
Slaves, could you please explain the coloration of all your character designs?

I might be interested in redrawing and coloring them. ;)

Besides, I think it'll be useful for reference
when we're actually making the game.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 10, 2009, 02:07:23 AM
*thumbs up*

I approve thoroughly of this. Not sure how it'd work as a card, though.

i was thinking that it could be something like Master Spark, except it goes across the screen horizontally.

Slaves, could you please explain the coloration of all your character designs?

I might be interested in redrawing and coloring them. ;)

hat is like Suwako's, and the ribbon is red.

hair is black, the ribbons in it are white

frist layer of clothes(the one with the mask on it) is green, and the mask is white.

second layer of clothes are white, so is the collar.

socks are white with gray stripes, and the shoes are black.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 10, 2009, 02:09:41 AM
*thumbs up*

I approve thoroughly of this. Not sure how it'd work as a card, though.

Instead of a master spark, it's A GIANT TRAIN TO THE FACE!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 10, 2009, 02:11:53 AM
hat is like Suwako's, and the ribbon is red.

hair is black, the ribbons in it are white

frist layer of clothes(the one with the mask on it) is green, and the mask is white.

second layer of clothes are white, so is the collar.

socks are white with gray stripes, and the shoes are black.

Very well, I'll start with you.

Though, I did ask for all of them. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 10, 2009, 02:12:58 AM
oh what

well i knew that

yeah

..yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 10, 2009, 02:57:00 AM
Kilga looks rather Yama here
(http://i30.tinypic.com/103sto3.jpg)

that's Tenshi on the back btw, not done with that one yet.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 10, 2009, 05:05:50 AM
Slaves, from what I've seen so far, none of these have any noticeable chest.

So be it, then.

Also, one of Kilga's spellcards should include "The 999,872nd Digit of Pi."
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cadmas on September 10, 2009, 05:37:46 AM
Hehe Tenshi. I see chains.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 10, 2009, 10:33:41 AM
A-F sent me a pic of Rou because he is probated. I would post it if I wasn't posting through my iPod touch

Also nice pic of me, Slaves
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pesco on September 10, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
You can still link it
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 10, 2009, 10:55:04 AM
http://h.imagehost.org/view/0429/IMGA0129

I had to type it all out
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pesco on September 10, 2009, 10:59:03 AM
Learn the tags. If you could link it, all you change was url to img

(http://h.imagehost.org/t/0429/IMGA0129.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0429/IMGA0129)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 10, 2009, 12:49:53 PM
That's not Iku at all, you drunkard!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on September 10, 2009, 01:06:23 PM
I call -Imouto Sign- Is She Hot?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on September 10, 2009, 06:55:22 PM
Needs more fevermania
(http://i30.tinypic.com/23iz8eu.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 10, 2009, 07:23:14 PM
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8536/hoganpasta.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 10, 2009, 11:44:43 PM
hat is like Suwako's, and the ribbon is red.

hair is black, the ribbons in it are white

frist layer of clothes(the one with the mask on it) is green, and the mask is white.

second layer of clothes are white, so is the collar.

socks are white with gray stripes, and the shoes are black.

Very well, I'll start with you.

Done.

(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9013/hni0001m.jpg)

I failed. Turned out more feminine than I intended. :P
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 10, 2009, 11:47:50 PM
ohgod that's hot
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 10, 2009, 11:51:46 PM
omg

GODFUCKING SHIT MAN THAT'S SO HSGDQG  SXBSSSSSCSNFJSFDDFL

although, if i may nitpick at something:

the second layer of clothing on the left side is a short sleeve instead of a long one.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/jkgccy.jpg)

also, your coloring skills with a colored pencil(at least that's what it looks like) far surpasses mine.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 10, 2009, 11:55:09 PM
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9013/hni0001m.jpg)

Obligatory :parsee: at the use of colour.

... I wish I didn't suck with coloured pencils. T_T
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 10, 2009, 11:56:58 PM
omg
the second layer of clothing on the left side is a short sleeve instead of a long one.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/jkgccy.jpg)

also, your coloring skills with a colored pencil(at least that's what it looks like) far surpasses mine.

Oh, what? Looking at this (http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0001-14.jpg) I've thought otherwise.

Yeah, I noticed you changed some of the design in your latest picture. Must have missed it. :(

I can't color anything without coloring pencils, at least decently.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 12:05:08 AM
yeah, looking at the original design i did change a few things around(thumbnailing because of hueg image)
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3765/scan0001ov.th.jpg) (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/scan0001ov.jpg/)

when i made that picture(the spellcard one) i didn't have my original picture with me, so i forgot what the design was.

oh well, i was planning to redo/clean up all the designs anyway, if this project starts getting into programming.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 11, 2009, 12:10:43 AM
oh well, i was planning to redo/clean up all the designs anyway, if this project starts getting into programming.

:V

So, I was drawing a prototype?

WELL...

Whatever.

Now, do tell about Zengar's colors, please. ;)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 12:16:52 AM
just think of it like this:

you drew the very first piece of fanart for the game!



ok, Zengar.

inside of the coat is black, and the ridgy pattern around the center, bottom and the sleeves are bright orange

hat is black, the ribbon is red.

the pants are grey-ish, and the shoes are black.

hair is light brown, the ribbon is black.

EYES (not forgetting this time) are blue. bright blue. like, unnaturally bright.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 11, 2009, 12:23:44 AM
inside of the coat is black, and the ridgy pattern around the center, bottom and the sleeves are bright orange

The coat itself is?

Also, what she's saying right there is making me want to give her a sword. Maybe you could come up with one?

EDIT: Last chance, do any of these have a chest?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 11, 2009, 12:38:45 AM
Somehow, I feel left out ;_;

FUCK DAMN, THIS IS AMAZING I will play the shit out of it when you guys make it, and if you don't I'll systematically hunt down and kill each and every one of you in a fittingly ironic way.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 12:51:03 AM
inside of the coat is black, and the ridgy pattern around the center, bottom and the sleeves are bright orange

The coat itself is?

Also, what she's saying right there is making me want to give her a sword. Maybe you could come up with one?

EDIT: Last chance, do any of these have a chest?

yeah, i meant inside as in the part inside of the orange pattern.

i guess you can give her a sword, but make it look MAGICAL (ie, glowing)

i don't really care if you give them a chest, if the art i drew of them makes them look older, then do whatever.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 11, 2009, 01:03:44 AM
yeah, i meant inside as in the part inside of the orange pattern.

i guess you can give her a sword, but make it look MAGICAL (ie, glowing)

i don't really care if you give them a chest, if the art i drew of them makes them look older, then do whatever.

I take it the coat is black?

A magical sword... It'll be hard for me to come up with a decent design (yeah, if I were to make character designs, they'll be lame) but, I'll manage somehow.

Oh, and about body proportions... yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 11, 2009, 01:17:19 AM
Colouring me shouldn't be much of a problem, considering that I'm based off of Koishi :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 11, 2009, 01:35:43 AM
Colouring me shouldn't be much of a problem, considering that I'm based off of Koishi :V

inverted Koishi
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 05:23:28 AM
A magical sword... It'll be hard for me to come up with a decent design (yeah, if I were to make character designs, they'll be lame) but, I'll manage somehow.

Y'know, you can always give Zengar Zankantou~ (http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/166682/dress-latooni_subota-purple_hair-ribbon-skirt-supe)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 11, 2009, 05:30:50 AM
A magical sword... It'll be hard for me to come up with a decent design (yeah, if I were to make character designs, they'll be lame) but, I'll manage somehow.

Y'know, you can always give Zengar Zankantou~ (http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/166682/dress-latooni_subota-purple_hair-ribbon-skirt-supe)

CONGRATULATIONS you have solved the "I'll manage" part
Eh, actually that looks a bit too huge. Also, isn't it out of place for somebody in Gensokyo to have a... futuristic weapon like that?
Or is this game in Seihou?

I don't know. Let's just see~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 05:35:41 AM
Meh, I was just suggesting it because, well, Zankantou is Zengar's sword, so... Yeah~

Also, it doesn't look as out of place if you remember that Chiyuri had some kind of cheesy sci-fi ray gun, but then again she was from another dimension...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 11, 2009, 05:39:48 AM
Meh, I was just suggesting it because, well, Zankantou is Zengar's sword, so... Yeah~

Also, it doesn't look as out of place if you remember that Chiyuri had some kind of cheesy sci-fi ray gun, but then again she was from another dimension...

Watching Zengar videos...

It seems that he can change the shape and size of the sword at will.

Yes... yes... I will use this.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 05:41:45 AM
Glad I could help~  I just know Zengar'll come out just as good as Slaves did~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 11, 2009, 06:32:50 AM
Watching Zengar videos...

It seems that he can change the shape and size of the sword at will.

Yes... yes... I will use this.
Glad I could help~  I just know Zengar'll come out just as good as Slaves did~
Wow.
I am PLEASED.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 11, 2009, 11:17:53 AM
Nthing that colored slaves is sex
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 11, 2009, 11:23:31 AM
Character designs seem kind of amusing so far. I'm surprised at the capacity of you folks to come up with something like this given... what you usually talk about :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 11, 2009, 02:32:08 PM
Nwbi, one word:  Balls.

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 03:02:46 PM
done drawing Tenshi, Drake, Slowpoke and Donut. will post when i get home.

anyone else want to be Touhoued?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 11, 2009, 03:04:51 PM
anyone else want to be Touhoued?
I don't think there's anyone here who DOESN'T. :S
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 11, 2009, 04:15:50 PM
Drake
<333
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 11, 2009, 04:23:13 PM
anyone else want to be Touhoued?

(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4716/emouse.png)

... uh, wait.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cadmas on September 11, 2009, 04:28:43 PM
Quote
anyone else want to be Touhoued?

Well I don't think I'm going to be in the game but if your offering I'd like to see what you would come up with. :P
Even though you have no idea what I look like it RL.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 11, 2009, 04:43:50 PM
I don't think RL appearances particularly factor into this, actually. Except for exploitation purposes.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT

(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9750/kilgamayanreisenportrai.png)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 11, 2009, 05:09:08 PM
I don't think there's anyone here who DOESN'T. :S
I don't :V

Unless Slaves can turn me into a charismatic butler to serve Remilia.

You know. . . there is so much Slaves art here which is coloured that I can use perhaps for my next Danmakufu game after Kisume: "Touhou <x> - The Shrine Maidens of the Kaleidoscope"
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 11, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
I'm considering swapping out Alice as RoukanB for Drake, mainly because Drake is actually working on the project and he deserves the recognition.

Also apologies for the lack of productivity over the last few days, but I've been packing up for the big move to university so yeah. >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 11, 2009, 06:15:35 PM
I've also been busy, but I've been working on the Cirno medley as well, which I just finished. I'll start Nwbi's theme back up.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 11, 2009, 06:32:12 PM
I've actually started work on Stage 5 theme. And it's going nowhere...but I'm sure I'll have at least the melody soon.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Matsuri on September 11, 2009, 06:40:45 PM
*cue newbie question*

What exactly is all this about?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 11, 2009, 06:47:14 PM
*cue newbie question*

What exactly is all this about?
The MotK game, featuring your favourite idiots!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Matsuri on September 11, 2009, 06:49:43 PM
Aha.

wat
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 07:04:07 PM
All you need to know is that I'm the final boss, and therefore this game will be awesome~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 11, 2009, 07:20:08 PM
anyone else want to be Touhoued?
I don't think there's anyone here who DOESN'T. :S

I wouldn't just because of what it may look like.

*Thinks*

Yeah based on what i've said and done I wouldn't be very interesting.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 07:26:07 PM
Unless Slaves can turn me into a charismatic butler to serve Remilia.

how about a maid.

cause you gotta be a maid.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 07:30:28 PM
Unless Slaves can turn me into a charismatic butler to serve Remilia.

how about a maid.

cause you gotta be a maid.

Do it.  NOW.

...I wanna see maid Hele~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 11, 2009, 07:56:36 PM
done drawing Tenshi, Drake, Slowpoke and Donut. will post when i get home.

anyone else want to be Touhoued?

...do I get a fancy hat? :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 11, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4716/emouse.png)

... uh, wait.

(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9304/sruroglassessmall.png)

I always liked how mine looked like it was frowning at yours.

I actually use this for my picture on the TouhouWiki. >_>

My hat > all your hats
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 07:58:56 PM
OKAYY
(http://i32.tinypic.com/n6vwo5.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/1zlqixt.jpg)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2j3jrld.jpg)


i've seemed to misplaced the Tenshi i drew, i'll look for it.

...do I get a fancy hat? :V

yes

chef hat
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 11, 2009, 08:03:47 PM
Wha?! I WANT A FANCY HAT TOO D:
/parsee
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 11, 2009, 08:03:56 PM
What the hell does Ijiatsu mean anyways?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 11, 2009, 08:06:20 PM
Oh god Donut looks so moe can I romance her and stroke her sexy legs and give her flowers

That is one of the weirdest things I've said all day. =(
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 11, 2009, 08:14:43 PM
touhou me.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 11, 2009, 08:28:36 PM
...Isn't that kinda cheating in the whole 'ridiculous hats' thing, though? The chef's hat, I mean.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 11, 2009, 08:31:09 PM
Thank you, Slaves!

ヽ( ?ヮ`)ノ
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 11, 2009, 09:01:50 PM
oh my, I seem to have missed an ENTIRE PAGE when posting.
oh well.

and why does Drake look like Slaves?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 09:03:33 PM
oh my, I seem to have missed an ENTIRE PAGE when posting.
oh well.

and why does Drake look like Slaves?

well, i was thinking of him being used in one of my spellcards as Shikigami "Drake"

so :|
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 11, 2009, 09:14:13 PM
Ah, what the hell. I think I'll go for it.

Touhou-ize me cap'n, etc. etc. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 11, 2009, 09:23:09 PM
I need to be touhou'd, since I'm gonna be a minor enemy or something
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 11, 2009, 09:25:12 PM
Oh god Donut looks so moe can I romance her and stroke her sexy legs and give her flowers

That is one of the weirdest things I've said all day. =(

"One of?"
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 11, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
Oh god Donut looks so moe can I romance her and stroke her sexy legs and give her flowers

That is one of the weirdest things I've said all day. =(

"One of?"
So is this like further confirmation of RuroxDonut?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 11, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
I don't really need to be Touhou'd, since it's been done already (as seen above), but I would like to see Slaves' take on my design.

Also, is there any way I can contribute my "art" "skills" to this project?

Oh god Donut looks so moe can I romance her and stroke her sexy legs and give her flowers

That is one of the weirdest things I've said all day. =(

"One of?"

... I never realized how weird a Yumemi x Shikieiki romance was until I began to write it. In detail. >_>

Sana: :|
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
I don't really need to be Touhou'd, since it's been done already (as seen above), but I would like to see Slaves' take on my design.

Also, is there any way I can contribute my "art" "skills" to this project?

do you mean the one you already have, or do you want me to make one?

i think i can cover the art, but if you can do backgrounds for the stages that'd be fucking titshits awesome
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 09:35:37 PM
... I never realized how weird a Yumemi x Shikieiki romance was until I began to write it. In detail. >_>

...I don't think I need to tell you how much this appeals to me~

Also, seconding that request for a Slaves-style Ruro.  She may as well have one, seeing how every other regular poster in the Classroom seems to be getting one...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 11, 2009, 09:36:49 PM
I would like to see your version of the one I already have, if that'd be fine with you. E-Mouse's too, why not?

Sadly I don't think I'd be much help with backgrounds, but I'll do what I can. Oh, that reminds me; what's the interface going to look like? A forum? I remember that ICS had a modified version of the front page as its interface (with Name, Link, Subject, and Comment replaced by Life, Bombs, Graze, Score), and then switched to something like this:

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/SOU_NAN_DES_KARR.png)

I think if it looked like the forum, we'd have to have threads in the background or some such. Depends on where this story is going to take place, really.

We need a plot. :|

...I don't think I need to tell you how much this appeals to me~

No you don't. It's really really fucking weird. Trust me.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 11, 2009, 09:42:35 PM
Yumemi x Shikieiki
That's hot.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 09:47:05 PM
Yumemi x Shikieiki
That's hot.

My sentiments exactly~

...Of course, this is coming from the guy who ships MarisaxSara and YorihimexDuke Fleed in an entirely serious manner, so... Yeah.  Take from that what you will~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 11, 2009, 09:47:43 PM
I would like to see your version of the one I already have, if that'd be fine with you. E-Mouse's too, why not?

(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p307/SakuraRurouni/SOU_NAN_DES_KARR.png)

do you have a picture of the full costume? or can you describe it to me?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 11, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
YorihimexDuke Fleed
What the fuck
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 09:52:34 PM
YorihimexDuke Fleed
What the fuck

Alien royalty who're both accused of being Sues by their respective fanbases.

Also, it'd be hot and you know it~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 11, 2009, 09:55:21 PM
YorihimexDuke Fleed
What the fuck

Alien royalty who're both accused of being Sues by their respective fanbases.

Also, it'd be hot and you know it~
Sayaka X Sakuya.
BEAT THAT
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 11, 2009, 09:59:55 PM
I would like to see your version of the one I already have, if that'd be fine with you. E-Mouse's too, why not?
do you have a picture of the full costume? or can you describe it to me?

My design was firmly based in the Sakura Taisen mold; that uniform is basically a blue Yamavest version of this (http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/335923).
However, I'm not really diggin' the white slacks (case in point (http://safebooru.donmai.us/post/show/514903)), so a skirt (and of course, the corresponding zettai ryouiki) would be awesome.

I don't know what E-Mouse would be wearing. Maybe cargo shorts? I dunno. Either way, thanks, and I shall see what I can do in terms of background.

We really do need a plot, though. Doesn't have to be a good one; ICS' was "are you a bad enough Nameless Fairy to stop 503 Error from destroying the board?" Or some such.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 11, 2009, 10:03:29 PM
We really do need a plot, though. Doesn't have to be a good one; ICS' was "are you a bad enough Nameless Fairy to stop 503 Error from destroying the board?" Or some such.
I thought it was the expansion of idiocy that Rou posted first that ANYTHING.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 10:04:48 PM
I thought we already had a plot, though...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 11, 2009, 10:05:47 PM
ZA PLOTTO (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1950.msg75090#msg75090)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 11, 2009, 10:07:38 PM
We have a pretty nifty plot, if you ask me~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 11, 2009, 10:08:38 PM
Personally, I don't think we could have a better plot~

And not just because I'm the main antagonist, either~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 11, 2009, 10:10:53 PM
how about a maid.

cause you gotta be a maid.
I would be killed by Sakuya if that would happen.

@ motk touhou project: wow that is right. I forgot there was already a game in the make. So like how is the progress btw? =O
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 11, 2009, 10:30:59 PM
What the hell does Ijiatsu mean anyways?
Sound it out.

ALSO YES I AM YOUR OTHER HALF OR SOMETHING <3
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 11, 2009, 10:39:31 PM
Ok.

You know, after reading + skimming through page 1 to 16. I discovered that this thread suddenly turned into a MotK danmaku game. I could swear in the beginning I thought this thread was just another typical " Cirno thread ". The title did made me wonder a few times, but I never bothered reading it. Then I took a look on last page noticing Slaves art being coloured so I thought this was a Slave request art thread. ( heh. )

I did see the plot made my Roukan, but I thought it was nothing serious ( or is it simply my failure english which caused me to misunderstood it all )

Quite funny aswell as I seen people mentioning my name in this thread and I think Zengar even mentioned I never posted in this thread. Which I explained the reason above :V I didn't quite get the posts why I was mentioned.

:V ? ? ?

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 11, 2009, 10:51:27 PM
I don't know what E-Mouse would be wearing. Maybe cargo shorts? I dunno.

Sweatpants or slacks. Feel free to change the witticism on the shirt, too. It was supposed to change for each different expression anyway :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 11, 2009, 11:15:45 PM
School this, that, and such... :V

I am so late...

Anyways, Zengar 40% complete. This is much harder (no, it's not that damn sword) than Slaves, whom I finished in 1 hour. I may need 2 more hours for this one.

Expect pic at the middle of the night tomorrow.

Also, Donut need to be able to spawn wings.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 11, 2009, 11:49:30 PM
Also, Donut need to be able to spawn wings.

And Theorist needs tilde wings.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 12, 2009, 12:41:25 AM


And Theorist needs tilde wings.

How would one be able to fly with tildes?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 12, 2009, 12:42:16 AM
The same way you fly without them.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 12:53:17 AM
I just realized something.

Why isn't Donut's hat a floating doughnut? A doughnut halo, so to speak.

(Not that the current design doesn't look absolutely adorable.)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 12:58:21 AM
i didn't think of that

i was going with more of circles symbolizing bullets since he's one of the members of the WESTERN BULLET DODGERS EXTREME club.

i was actually gonna add something to the skirt, but with the way it's positioned it's hard to :|
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 12, 2009, 01:02:32 AM
Donut wrist/anklebands. Compromise?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 01:03:58 AM
WESTERN BULLET DODGERS EXTREME club.

Screw speed, Donut's ability is to not get hit by Danmaku.

Speaking of which, these characters need abilities, guys.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 01:05:41 AM
i didn't think of that

i was going with more of circles symbolizing bullets since he's one of the members of the WESTERN BULLET DODGERS EXTREME club.

i was actually gonna add something to the skirt, but with the way it's positioned it's hard to :|

I'm thinking a pattern like the bottom of Keine's dress. You know the one.

Also, what E-Mouse said. I'm looking back at other designs... and if you designed the lunatics' clothes like bullets, BaitySM has to have Syou's green lasers. 'CAUSE I BET HE JUST LOOOOOOOOOVES THOSE.

On the topic of powers, I am a bomb/shot type. I should shoot swords (or maybe Sakura petals?). Oh yes. No powers of my own apart from being a BIG FLASHY BOMB, though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 12, 2009, 01:06:36 AM
"OH GOD YOU HAVE MERUPO LASERS I HATE YOU ALREADY"

dear god i need to actually do something with that footage
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 12, 2009, 01:09:24 AM
Am I still one of Gpop's bombs?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 01:09:32 AM
i was thinking since Baity's fight/stage would be a grazefest with a ton of streaming/lasers, since their ability is "manipulation of grazing"

maybe not the green lasers though, Baity's only stage 3 yannow. :|

MERUPO

fuck this noise
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 01:15:47 AM
Am I still one of Gpop's bombs?

As you and I are fellow former Idiot Deities, I must confess that I get a huge kick out of being the current Deities' bomb/partner.

i was thinking since Baity's fight/stage would be a grazefest with a ton of streaming/lasers, since their ability is "manipulation of grazing"

maybe not the green lasers though, Baity's only stage 3 yannow. :|

True. Then again, everyone FREAKED THE FUCK OUT when the SA demo was released ("The second stage boss has a SURVIVAL card?!")

Oh, if only we had known something like UFO was gonna happen...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 01:22:45 AM
True. Then again, everyone FREAKED THE FUCK OUT when the SA demo was released ("The second stage boss has a SURVIVAL card?!")

i'm guessing she had one in the demo but it was changed?

or was everyone just FREAKING THE FUCK OUT because they thought it was one?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 12, 2009, 01:23:28 AM
Am I still one of Gpop's bombs?

Yes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 12, 2009, 01:27:00 AM
i'm guessing she had one in the demo but it was changed?

or was everyone just FREAKING THE FUCK OUT because they thought it was one?

Yeah. Everyone was expecting Hina-level stuff, and suddenly there was a stage 2 boss running after you with bullets. Didn't last long, once people figured out how to actually beat it. Funny in retrospect, though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 12, 2009, 03:47:16 AM
;_; Are you forgetting my pic on purpose?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 03:51:32 AM
no ;_;

you were on the back of Kilga's, and i can't remember where i put it :'(

i'll just redraw you, i guess.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 12, 2009, 08:53:30 AM


And Theorist needs tilde wings.

How would one be able to fly with tildes?

You're implying that any of ZUN's wings look flightworthy?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 09:03:58 AM
ok, Zengar.

inside of the coat is black, and the ridgy pattern around the center, bottom and the sleeves are bright orange

hat is black, the ribbon is red.

the pants are grey-ish, and the shoes are black.

hair is light brown, the ribbon is black.

EYES (not forgetting this time) are blue. bright blue. like, unnaturally bright.

"I'm going to fucking cleave you so hard."

(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/821/hni0008l.jpg)

It doesn't really fit as good as Slaves' concept art there. :-\

The sword can change shape and size at her will, and since she's not fighting, I made it small.

Also, camera ruins the color and the paper is slightly tilted because of my poor photography skills. Oh, how I long for a scanner...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 12, 2009, 09:06:30 AM
ok, Zengar.

inside of the coat is black, and the ridgy pattern around the center, bottom and the sleeves are bright orange

hat is black, the ribbon is red.

the pants are grey-ish, and the shoes are black.

hair is light brown, the ribbon is black.

EYES (not forgetting this time) are blue. bright blue. like, unnaturally bright.

"I'm going to fucking cleave you so hard."

*pic

It doesn't really fit as good as Slaves' concept art there. :-\

The sword can change shape and size at her will, and since she's not fighting, I made it small.

Also, camera ruins the color and the paper is slightly tilted because of my poor photography skills. Oh, how I long for a scanner...
Oh my..... its beautiful ;_; I hope you draw me as well~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 09:10:37 AM
Oh my..... its beautiful ;_; I hope you draw me as well~

Sure. If Slaves is done with your... uh, concept art, I suppose.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 12, 2009, 09:46:53 AM
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/821/hni0008l.jpg)
OH MAN
OH
MAN
HOLY SHIT
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: LHCling on September 12, 2009, 10:04:05 AM
Hawt.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on September 12, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
nice
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 01:22:26 PM
Wow, Zengar is pretty damn hot~

Nice one, Nwbi~

Oh, and I support the whole "tilde wings" thing.  Just so you know.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 03:25:29 PM
oh man

OH MAN
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 12, 2009, 03:27:54 PM
OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN!

Do me next.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 12, 2009, 05:35:56 PM
I also desire to be drawn by Nwbi, preferably with those attachments that were talked about earlier.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 05:46:12 PM
I, um, kinda want a Nwbi picture too (with Tilde Wings, obviously), but I thought it would be rude to ask...

Ahem~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 12, 2009, 05:53:43 PM
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Screens/pengy_eyes.png)
...
You guys never include me in your reindeer games.

Never the less, shit's looks awesome, taking the time to look through all the Touhou-ized folks and I'm diggin' what designs you all threw in there.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 05:57:12 PM
Actually, I've made my decision. Expect another one up at 1 in the morning (for reference, look at my time zone).

Until then, I'm off from this thread. ;)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 06:02:18 PM
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Screens/pengy_eyes.png)
...
You guys never include me in your reindeer games.

Never the less, shit's looks awesome, taking the time to look through all the Touhou-ized folks and I'm diggin' what designs you all threw in there.

you just have to ask to be Touhoued and i'll Touhou you :(

although you won't be a black guy anymore, you'll be a white Touhou girl.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 12, 2009, 06:04:38 PM

...
You guys never include me in your reindeer games.

Never the less, shit's looks awesome, taking the time to look through all the Touhou-ized folks and I'm diggin' what designs you all threw in there.

you just have to ask to be Touhoued and i'll Touhou you :(

although you won't be a black guy anymore, you'll be a white Touhou girl.
The thing is, asking seems rude on the internet.

That said: TOUHOU ME PLZ D:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 12, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Screens/pengy_eyes.png)
...
You guys never include me in your reindeer games.

Never the less, shit's looks awesome, taking the time to look through all the Touhou-ized folks and I'm diggin' what designs you all threw in there.
I was left out, too! ;_____;


But more importantly, what would tilde wings... look like?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 12, 2009, 06:07:08 PM
Can I be touhou'd then?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 12, 2009, 06:07:40 PM


And Theorist needs tilde wings.

How would one be able to fly with tildes?

You're implying that any of ZUN's wings look flightworthy?

Kurumi's actually do look flightworthy, in that they are nearly as big as she is.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 06:13:29 PM
But more importantly, what would tilde wings... look like?

The way I see it, there'd be a pair of tildes extending from the back like wings, with several tildes hanging down from them.  Kinda like Flan's wings, I guess, but replace the crystals with tildes.

...At least, that's my idea~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 12, 2009, 06:17:23 PM

...
You guys never include me in your reindeer games.

Never the less, shit's looks awesome, taking the time to look through all the Touhou-ized folks and I'm diggin' what designs you all threw in there.

you just have to ask to be Touhoued and i'll Touhou you :(

although you won't be a black guy anymore, you'll be a white Touhou girl.
The thing is, asking seems rude on the internet.

That said: TOUHOU ME PLZ D:
Which is why I usually wait for folks to do such things. If they're gonna do it, they'll do it. But this is just too awesome to just overlook.

So if you're going to draw it, draw it. Doesn't matter if I'm a moe Touhou girl or a Macho black guy who guards cars with his loud imposing voice.

Quote from: Schrödinger Modus link=topic=1950.msg86938#msg86938

But more importantly, what would tilde wings... look like?
Like this-> '~'

Since that's what a 'tilde' is.

So with that in mind Tilde wings will probably look like fairy wings only curved in this (~) shape. I dunno, that's what my minds coming up with.

Wondering if a Touhou's wings are flightworthy in a world where a those without wings can fly no problem is...questionable, but okay.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 12, 2009, 06:25:30 PM
I was just thinking a tilde on each side. It's simple and looks fine.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 06:27:57 PM
I was just thinking a tilde on each side. It's simple and looks fine.

Exactly what I had in mind.

Oops, I'm supposed to be gone, am I? :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 12, 2009, 06:29:18 PM
You might be able to get away with 4 tildes if you arrange them right though. Like Sariel's wings?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 06:33:11 PM
You might be able to get away with 4 tildes if you arrange them right though. Like Sariel's wings?

Or maybe six, if your arranged them like, uh, this:
(http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/gf13-017nj2-hyper.jpg)

Eheh~

Although I'm really fine with whatever Nwbi can come up with~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 06:33:43 PM
they have to shoot lasers though. like Byakuren's laser-shooting flowers do.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 12, 2009, 06:34:58 PM
You might be able to get away with 4 tildes if you arrange them right though. Like Sariel's wings?

You guys aren't getting my point...look at how ZUN does wings. Just look at Nue. There is no "get away with". Just draw it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 06:42:17 PM
Forgot to mention this: Theorin, apparently you are the 10th in line, so don't expect any picture of you for about 2 weeks.

...Of course, there will be special exceptions. But so far, this is how it looks.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 12, 2009, 06:44:31 PM
Aw...

Oh well, good thing I'm patient~  Who's next, anyway, if you don't mind me asking?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 12, 2009, 06:50:25 PM
Aw...

Oh well, good thing I'm patient~  Who's next, anyway, if you don't mind me asking?

Sorry, I am merely following Slaves' order (look at that for reference).

As for this next one... let's just say that it's one of those special exceptions. ;)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 07:00:52 PM
i can draw  (http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0001-7.png)"good"  (http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/scan0004-3.png)too (http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll115/fruitfat/nue.png), Nwbi. so you don't have to strain yourself :)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 12, 2009, 07:05:17 PM
Those are some great logos, Slaves. I didn't know you could draw that precisely.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sodium on September 12, 2009, 07:35:52 PM
Bandwidth exceeded for today.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 12, 2009, 07:46:45 PM
...Just go to history and click the links again. :V

hurrrr
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 07:46:59 PM
Those are some great logos, Slaves. I didn't know you could draw that precisely.

 8)

i'm in an artsy fartsy mood today, so i thought i'd draw a SLAVES SQUADRON picture.



that means me, Purvis and Drake, by the way.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 12, 2009, 09:04:43 PM
SLAVES SQUADRON renamed to SLAVES SQUAD because SQUADRON wouldn't fit :(

also 2/3 done with the picture now, just have to give Purivs some color.  :toot:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 12:35:39 AM
SATURDAYS ON ABC
(http://i31.tinypic.com/11lirev.jpg)


you are all jealous of my awesome coloring skills.
look at how i ALWAYS COLOR INSIDE THE LINES LIKE A PRO
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 13, 2009, 12:38:58 AM
I guess I want a coloured touhou from nwbi?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 13, 2009, 12:39:46 AM
I guess I want a coloured touhou from nwbi?

At least you have one.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 13, 2009, 12:41:22 AM
Nwbi: do you have a DA account? because I want to see your other works
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 12:43:07 AM
Slaves Squad In Color

Woah, that answered some questions.

you are all jealous of my awesome coloring skills.
look at how i ALWAYS COLOR INSIDE THE LINES LIKE A PRO

HOLY FFF-

I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR SKILLZ

I ONLY HAVE COLOR PENCILS

BTW, 7 more hours till I bomb this thread again.


@Tenshi: No.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 13, 2009, 12:45:26 AM
Slaves ilu that is a great picture and my colors are fantastic <33333 (actually purvis looks pretty hot too)

Also.
Touhou Ijiatsu - 東方意地厚 - Thickness of Eastern Willpower.

Also.
Is there any oriental-style theme that we're going to do? I have ideas.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 12:49:51 AM
oriental style? like, touhou 6-9 style?

i dunno. maybe final/extra stage theme?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 13, 2009, 01:04:43 AM
Man, I am pretty. Like a little piece of rainbow cereal.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 01:48:19 AM
super pretty motherfucker
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 08:05:21 AM
SUDDENLY-

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6698/hni0013.jpg)

DONUT MOE~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 13, 2009, 08:10:25 AM
SUDDENLY-

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

DONUT MOE~
You definately need a DA or a Pixiv account.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 08:19:05 AM
SUDDENLY-

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6698/hni0013.jpg)

DONUT MOE~

...

o_o

I think I'm in love with myself. I bet Ruro's gonna be disappointed about there being no legs in it though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 08:27:07 AM
You definately need a DA or a Pixiv account.

I have Pixiv, but it has nothing. :V


I bet Ruro's gonna be disappointed about there being no legs in it though.

Oh, I drew this just for the fun of it. If you notice, Slaves and Zengar were made smaller than this, and it was a deliberate move. This was made larger than the paper that I use
because I don't intend to finish it.
Let's just say that this is just a placeholder picture; your full art will come in due time. ;)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 13, 2009, 09:17:58 AM
Why do I have the sudden urge to make sweet love to Donut?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 09:39:15 AM
Why do I have the sudden urge to make sweet love to Donut?

Maybe it's that sweet face of hers?

But do remember that behind her appearance, there lies a true lunatic who grazes bullets like there's no tomorrow and is one of the strongest in Danmaku.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 13, 2009, 09:44:45 AM
Because you have no restraint? :/

Though, yeah. She does look adorable. ...That and I kinda want to snatch the donut out of her hands. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 13, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
But do remember that behind her appearance, there lies a true lunatic who grazes bullets like there's no tomorrow and is one of the strongest in Danmaku.
And I need some of that myself.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 13, 2009, 10:51:06 AM
SUDDENLY-

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

DONUT MOE~
You definately need a DA or a Pixiv account.
This. Oh god this.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 13, 2009, 12:32:11 PM
I always imagined Donut as one of those donuts with like strawberry or cream inside....but normal donuts are ok too.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Shinki~san on September 13, 2009, 12:37:26 PM
I been lurking on this thread for a bit, and I must say I really love the artwork here.

Nwbi, your work is really great!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 13, 2009, 01:48:34 PM
tentacle fingers
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 13, 2009, 01:50:08 PM
This thread has been tainted by unholy things.

Not even Nwbi's art can dispel the sacrilege that has encroached this thread.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 13, 2009, 01:55:07 PM
Why do I have the sudden urge to make sweet love to Donut?

This.  Oh dear god this.  Ah, so moe~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 13, 2009, 02:25:22 PM
Jesus what the hell have I been missing
I approve heartily of everything in this thread except the violation of donuts.

Also in the time I've been stuck in alone with my internet-less laptop I've been trying to work on the soundtrack, but so far haven't really managed much. -_- Hopefully by Monday I'll at least have something to produce.

Stupid question for Nwbi - why can you upload these but not that Sango picture? :/
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 04:27:30 PM
Stupid question for Nwbi - why can you upload these but not that Sango picture? :/

OH SHI-

I KNEW I WAS MISSING SOMETHING

DON'T WORRY ROU

IT'LL COME
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 13, 2009, 05:21:18 PM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6698/hni0013.jpg)

Donut is mai waifu

But do remember that behind her appearance, there lies a true lunatic who grazes bullets like there's no tomorrow and is one of the strongest in Danmaku.

She also can't beat lunatic Sanae in Soku without losing all her lives. :V And this is the first stage in Cirno's story mode, mind you.

And yes, Nwbi, I am very disappointed in the lack of sexy Donut legs. Strawberry-sama frowns upon thee.

You can make up for this with Zettai Ruroiki, though. ヽ(゜▽゜ヽ)

Oh god, I'm so JEALOUS of your colouring skills more than anything.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 13, 2009, 05:25:47 PM
Hmmm...

Nwbi, when you get around to drawing me, remember to give me sexy, sexy legs and zettai ryouiki~

...Just making sure you know~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Ruka on September 13, 2009, 05:35:16 PM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6698/hni0013.jpg)

Donut is mai waifu
That is a pretty tasty donut...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 05:38:32 PM
And yes, Nwbi, I am very disappointed in the lack of sexy Donut legs.

Let's see...

*21st is Donut*

*Still on 2nd*

There will be no Donut legs for a long time.


Also, progress will most likely be delayed due to an affair with Roukanken. :(
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 13, 2009, 05:46:09 PM
There will be no Donut legs for a long time.

Strawberry-sama frowns upon thee.

And now with picture.

(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3355/yumemifrowngif.gif)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
I WILL DRAW DONUT LEGS FOR YOU RURO DON'T WORRY ;_;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 05:55:31 PM
I WILL DRAW DONUT LEGS FOR YOU RURO DON'T WORRY ;_;

Why did you give Donut a long skirt when you want an emphasis on legs?

As a result,
I need to mimic your Donut's pose to make most of her legs visible for fanservice. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 13, 2009, 05:58:37 PM
I WILL DRAW DONUT LEGS FOR YOU RURO DON'T WORRY ;_;

THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU ARE AWESOME ;_;

As a result,
I need to mimic your Donut's pose to make most of her legs visible for fanservice. :V

Well, what else are legs used for? WALKING?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
Quote
She also can't beat lunatic Sanae in Soku without losing all her lives.  And this is the first stage in Cirno's story mode, mind you.

Hey hey, I think the fact that I ALMOST beat her on my first time ever using Cirno is at least something. D:

Also, stealing the donut will cause me to deathbomb all over your face.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 13, 2009, 06:31:03 PM
Also, stealing the donut will cause me to deathbomb all over your face.

/me swallows donut

I'm sorry what?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 13, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
Also, stealing the donut will cause me to deathbomb all over your face.

/me swallows donut

I'm sorry what?

[Crude joke about swallowing Donut]

Mmmm, Donut~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 06:51:51 PM
Also, stealing the donut will cause me to deathbomb all over your face.

/me swallows donut

I'm sorry what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05H6jRR41rw

Imagine my art doing this. Also spoilers for a game with a really disappointing ending, lol.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 06:56:30 PM
Also, stealing the donut will cause me to deathbomb all over your face.

/me swallows donut

I'm sorry what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05H6jRR41rw

Replace every instance of the word 'law' with 'donut.'

And Donut is a character that goes into Gengetsu Rape Time phase every time her donuts are violated in any way, shape, or form (this is active throughout the entire game).
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 06:58:01 PM
ok done drawing Donut

i don't think the legs are very adequate though :(

will post in like 5 minutes
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 13, 2009, 06:58:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05H6jRR41rw

Imagine my art doing this. Also spoilers for a game with a really disappointing ending, lol.

I find that an absurdly funny mental image. I need to replay all those games.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 13, 2009, 07:02:32 PM
And Donut is a character that goes into Gengetsu Rape Time phase every time her donuts are violated in any way, shape, or form (this is active throughout the entire game).

Meh, it'd be so worth it and you know it~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 13, 2009, 07:07:12 PM
I happened to have raped Gengetsu before she even tried to get her turn in :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 13, 2009, 07:10:51 PM
the wings don't look like wings

odd
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 07:13:45 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/ev50li.jpg)

i'll redo this later, i drew it in like 10 minutes so it's not very good :V


[tatara]
i also drew Nwbi
(http://i30.tinypic.com/4nw4z.jpg)
[/tatara]
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 13, 2009, 07:15:27 PM
...wow. That's still. Uh. Pretty damned good for something you only did in ten minutes. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 13, 2009, 07:16:57 PM
I am suddenly reminded that I and Donut (and Tangerine but he doesn't count) are the only members associated with food.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
I am suddenly reminded that I and Donut (and Tangerine but he doesn't count) are the only members associated with food.

Edible.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 13, 2009, 07:18:34 PM
Donut-chan is so goddamn moe it should be a crime~<3

Ahem...

That only took you ten minutes?  That's pretty good for something that took that long to draw, actually... Seriously, I mean it.  I wish I could draw like that...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 13, 2009, 07:19:03 PM
n-nut: when I first met you i thought you were a big fan of the mother 1 protaganist, ninten

is this true
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 13, 2009, 07:19:57 PM
I am suddenly reminded that I and Donut (and Tangerine but he doesn't count) are the only members associated with food.

Edible.

Yes Donut, we are edible.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 07:20:55 PM
Oh, Slaves these are nic-

i drew it in like 10 minutes so it's not very good :V

WHAT THE GOD SHI-

DONUT LASTED FOR 3 HOURS

Then again, your style is somewhat sketchy, so... :V
NO IT MUST BE THE COLORING PENCILS


Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 13, 2009, 07:23:32 PM
just to clarify, i only drew Donut in 10 minutes, Nwbi took longer :V

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 13, 2009, 07:31:24 PM
Well, what else are legs used for? WALKING?

. (http://usuallydead.com/stories/touhou/storyfeatures/askyuyuko/07042008.html)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 13, 2009, 07:37:04 PM
Ah, those were the days... I miss Ask Yuyuko/Nitori's Notes.

I would personally like to see that awesome spiked-mandolin-thing Slaves gave me in color ore than I want to see myself in color...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 13, 2009, 07:57:54 PM
/me eagerly waits for his pic

@Donut: At least tell its a Ace Attorney spoiler.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 13, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
/me eagerly waits for his pic

Slaves, you know what to do.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 08:13:30 PM
/me eagerly waits for his pic

@Donut: At least tell its a Ace Attorney spoiler.

I do not accept Apollo Justice as canon.  (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.DisContinuity) Fanfiction's free to spoil.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 13, 2009, 08:39:22 PM
I just had an idea. I'll probably end up being a lowly midboss, but if I could have just one spellcard...

(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww271/EXslowbro/Drawings/Scan0050_resize.png)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 13, 2009, 08:46:18 PM
Thought: To sneak in more characters, people could also act as playable-character bombs. May I be Ruro's?  MOTHER Sign 『The Exit is That Way』
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 13, 2009, 08:52:19 PM
Obviously we're saving everyone else for the Phantasmagoria-style sequel~

Or the fighting game.  Either or, really.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 13, 2009, 08:59:23 PM
Thought: To sneak in more characters, people could also act as playable-character bombs. May I be Ruro's?  MOTHER Sign 『The Exit is That Way』

Uh...we ARE doing that. Me and Ruro are Zengar's bombs.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 13, 2009, 09:04:29 PM
And I'm one of Gpop's.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 13, 2009, 09:08:04 PM
I thought that was shot type/SA-style support, not bombs?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 13, 2009, 09:21:31 PM
SA-style support = bombs

Quote
In response to your post-postscript, my legs are for functional purposes only. They were not made for your enjoyment. Cease your unhealthy obsession with my legs this instant.
UD is great. This might as well be one of my favorite quotes from Ask Yuyuko.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 13, 2009, 10:37:15 PM
Well, what else are legs used for? WALKING?

. (http://usuallydead.com/stories/touhou/storyfeatures/askyuyuko/07042008.html)

I still count that on my top ten list of "the best and worst ideas I have ever had". "Functional purposes only" makes me giggle to this day. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 13, 2009, 10:46:34 PM
As it should, Ruro. As it should.

And I stand corrected, I guess.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 13, 2009, 11:28:13 PM
I still a spot open, but I dunno if I was to give it to Trance or you, E-mouse.

Mostly Mouse though since I met him in-person.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 13, 2009, 11:38:23 PM
my god nwbi's theme sounds incredible

by
    the
         way
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 14, 2009, 12:48:59 AM
my god nwbi's theme sounds incredible

by
    the
         way

does that mean you're almost done with it

cause if you are

i
     l
         u
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 14, 2009, 03:13:39 AM
Erebus shouldn't be in Touhou. He(?) scares all the little children :C (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/erebus-ko.png)

Now then, who else wanted to be Touhou'd? I can draw it for you, if you want me to. I'm no Slaves or Nwbi, but I'll still do what I can...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 14, 2009, 03:15:29 AM
I just like pictures of myself.

So, me.

BECAUSE SLAVES WON'T DRAW ME MODEPOIDDDD... ;______;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 14, 2009, 03:18:47 AM
I just like pictures of myself.

So, me.

BECAUSE SLAVES WON'T DRAW ME MODEPOIDDDD... ;______;

ARE YOU GIVING ME LIP

SON I WILL GROUND YOU

i'm going to post a whole buncha shit tommorrow so shut up >:[
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 14, 2009, 03:20:34 AM
i'm going to post a whole buncha shit tommorrow so shut up >:[

:D
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 14, 2009, 03:21:31 AM
DON'T MAKE ME ADOPT YOU SO HELP ME I WILL BE YOUR MOTHER

well ok
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 14, 2009, 04:30:26 AM
I want to fap to myself be touhou'd, can I be next?

PLZ PLZ PLZ PZL
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 14, 2009, 04:32:19 AM
I'm next-est, riiiight? :D
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 14, 2009, 04:35:14 AM
I want to be drawn too.

And draw Chagen, just for the fun of it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Ruka on September 14, 2009, 04:48:44 AM
I'm curious what I'd be like.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 14, 2009, 05:27:32 AM
Damn damn damn. I thought I'd be able to finish today, but I can't think straight because all I hear is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgkUmcQD8oI) every time I try to come up with something. Going down to the piano is no help either because I end up playing random songs.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 14, 2009, 05:58:43 AM
I'm curious what I'd be like.

Patchouli, you already have official art.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Ruka on September 14, 2009, 06:31:42 AM
I'm curious what I'd be like.

Patchouli, you already have official art.
You have two.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 14, 2009, 06:34:42 AM
I'm curious what I'd be like.

Patchouli, you already have official art.
You have two.
You have three.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 14, 2009, 08:06:08 AM
Roukanken, with this (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=22.msg88246#msg88246), I believe I have paid my debt, and therefore is free to indulge in the works of Ijiatsu once again.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 14, 2009, 08:25:53 AM
Roukanken, with this (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=22.msg88246#msg88246), I believe I have paid my debt, and therefore is free to indulge in the works of Ijiatsu once again.
Like Slaves, you never seem to disappoint
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 14, 2009, 08:31:58 AM
Next time, do the legs first. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 14, 2009, 08:33:30 AM
Next time, do the legs first. :V

:V

I'll try...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 14, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
After a pm session with Slaves I might be contributing some (mid)bosses (scripting) depending on my inspiration and ammount of spare time.

Busy student is busy ( Graduating is fun ze )
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on September 14, 2009, 09:24:32 AM
Honestly, I would like to be touhou'd, because I would like to see what people think of how I look in fiction.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 14, 2009, 03:05:54 PM
Roukanken, with this (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=22.msg88246#msg88246), I believe I have paid my debt, and therefore is free to indulge in the works of Ijiatsu once again.
You are now cemented as one of my favourite people of all time.

Anywho. I apparently can't attach the files directly anymore, so I've Mediafire'd them.
Track 04:
MIDI (http://www.mediafire.com/?gdynyqyx2m0)
MP3 (http://www.mediafire.com/?mh142dm4wzy)

Ending sounds a little like Voyage 1969/1970, but I'm pretty proud of this one.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 14, 2009, 03:08:15 PM
Quote from: Roukanken link=topic=1950.msg88362#msg88362

You are now cemented as one of my favourite people of all time.

i'm still cool right


RIGHT
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 14, 2009, 03:11:00 PM
Quote
one of my favourite people of all time.

I haven't rejected you yet, Slaves. :D
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 14, 2009, 03:17:57 PM
Once again I am in awe of your work, Rou.  Well done indeed~

...I kinda wish I could do more (or, y'know, anything) to help with this, but it looks like the most I can do for now is provide moral support.  So, um, go team~!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 14, 2009, 03:20:22 PM
Track 04:
Oh~
Sex for the ears~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Ruka on September 14, 2009, 03:59:18 PM
Roukanken, with this (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=22.msg88246#msg88246), I believe I have paid my debt, and therefore is free to indulge in the works of Ijiatsu once again.
You are now cemented as one of my favourite people of all time.

Anywho. I apparently can't attach the files directly anymore, so I've Mediafire'd them.
Track 04:
MIDI (http://www.mediafire.com/?gdynyqyx2m0)
MP3 (http://www.mediafire.com/?mh142dm4wzy)

Ending sounds a little like Voyage 1969/1970, but I'm pretty proud of this one.
That's pretty good. Hope the boss lasts long enough to run through it once.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 14, 2009, 04:09:33 PM
This will be very fun to work with. Good job, definitely.

I've also had trouble with attaching lately, though. At least Mediafire lets me put them all in a folder where I can find them all.

EDIT: It's a stage theme, Ruka. It'll run through.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT I ONLY LISTENED TO THE MIDI BEFORE BECAUSE UNIVERSITY INTERNET IS TERRIBLE

HOLY YOUKAI JESUS ROU
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sodium on September 14, 2009, 08:45:22 PM
Roukanken, Awesome, etc.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 14, 2009, 09:23:35 PM
Roukanken, Awesome, etc.
I second this.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 14, 2009, 11:55:00 PM
Oh, hai guys-

Rising to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/?mh142dm4wzy)

*MIND EXPLODES*
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 15, 2009, 02:33:43 AM
TRACK 3 COMPLETE

Nwbi's Theme - An Enemy For Some Reason (http://www.mediafire.com/?dzlwqqymzxm)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sodium on September 15, 2009, 02:35:22 AM
AW YEAH!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 15, 2009, 02:41:48 AM
Quote
<Shoukan> Drake, we should make a doujin circle or something. Becuase this soundtrack is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 15, 2009, 02:49:30 AM
TRACK 3 COMPLETE

Nwbi's Theme - An Enemy For Some Reason (http://www.mediafire.com/?dzlwqqymzxm)

OH HOLY GOD

Quote
<Shoukan> Drake, we should make a doujin circle or something. Becuase this soundtrack is fucking awesome.

*coughcoughAnotherDreamcoughcough*

Regardless, I will give my support in this pursuit. ;)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 03:03:41 AM
Now, if only we could get someone to actually work in the engine itself.

Did we agree on who yet?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 15, 2009, 03:11:37 AM
TRACK 3 COMPLETE

Nwbi's Theme - An Enemy For Some Reason (http://www.mediafire.com/?dzlwqqymzxm)
Sex, ears, etc.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 03:16:19 AM
So, I'm listening to the redone themes, and they're really fucking awesome. THank you, Rou and Drake, for being so fucking awesome.

I was also wondering if it would be okay for me to link the music to a friend. I want to brag about having a (stage) theme song, but I'd like to let them listen to it as well.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 15, 2009, 03:18:03 AM
I really don't see why not.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 03:23:52 AM
Yay~ Thanks Drake.

Even if this game doesn't get made, we have THEME SONGS. How many people do you know that have THEME SONGS?!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 15, 2009, 03:25:38 AM
Even if this game doesn't get made, we have THEME SONGS. How many people do you know that have THEME SONGS?!

I don't.
=(

It would be called "Strawberry Crisis of Sixty Years". For obvious reasons.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 03:26:42 AM
Hey once you finish with the IM theme songs, I think us Dieties should have our own as a bonus as well. That would be nice.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 03:34:13 AM
I think giving past Idiot Dynasty members like Ruro and Kanako would be nice, and the playable characters should definitely have bonus songs too... Perhaps as extras for our future Music Room?

We need character titles too, by the way. I'm totally calling Mandolin Maiden... Or maybe Mandolin Messiah~
No, what am I talking about... I'm a stage 1 midboss. Taking it easy~

Edit: Listening to these in a row highlights how nicely the Stage 1 theme transitions to the 1st Boss theme.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 15, 2009, 03:36:02 AM

We need character titles too, by the way. I'm totally calling Mandolin Maiden... Or maybe Mandolin Messiah~
Mandolin Maniac.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 03:43:45 AM
We need character titles too, by the way. I'm totally calling Mandolin Maiden... Or maybe Mandolin Messiah~
Mandolin Maniac.

"Maniac" is good, but I like Maiden given our Idiot rankings. Maybe I can combine them... Let's see how it looks.

Stage 1 Midboss
Maniac Mandolin Maiden
Jan-san
Power: Manipulation of Guitar Strings

...Not bad, not bad at all~ Anyway, should we each choose our own titles, or help by bestowing titles upon others?
Not like it's important or anything, but I wanna do something despite not being able to draw/program/make music.
Perhaps I could actually take up guitar again, or go the extra mile and get a mandolin...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 15, 2009, 03:44:27 AM
Paging for posterity.  (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1950.msg88980#msg88980)



The additional themes would be nice, yeah. Just a character theme or whatever for the playables, maybe Ruro and Kanako, eh. I think if we did something like that I would have to pair up with UK and leave Rou out of making his own theme :3



Giving the mid-bosses a title should be fine because you're pretty much a part of the story as the bosses are.



Serious post time. Rou, as I said, a circle would be a great idea and the thought of a fairly bigger audience is refreshing, but I might not be that committed in the future. I have a disturbing tendency to grab interest in something and drop it later on. I hope at the very least I can finish the soundtrack and maybe a few tracks for AD (which is actually a great idea; when's the next one released?). Hopefully, I'll keep making music in the future because hell this is some great stuff and we'll obviously just keep getting better. The likeliness that my interest in music dies is little to none because I play piano and just being plain interested; but I'm just saying my long-term attention span is ridiculously unstable because humbleness aside, I'm talented at too many things for my own good.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 15, 2009, 10:36:06 AM
Since there nothing I can do, I will become the script writer (not danmaku) and/or manager.

Contributers

Music: Rou and Drake
Art: Nwbi and Slaves
Danmaku Script: Helepolis

Who we need
Sprite maker
Background maker ( 3-d prefered)

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 15, 2009, 10:44:58 AM
I'm talented at too many things for my own good.
It takes a lot of effort to not read this as bragging. :/

Seriously, though, I understand if you don't think you'd be able to keep focus on it. Just thought it'd be a nice way to reach a bigger fanbase/possiblymake a little money. >_>

AD...I actally have no idea when AD comes out, to be honest. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 15, 2009, 10:55:20 AM
Since there nothing I can do, I will become the script writer (not danmaku) and/or manager.

You need help with that, man? I can help with proof-reading whatever you folks manage to churn out, if necessary.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 15, 2009, 11:14:56 AM
Background maker ( 3-d prefered)
You do know that falls under danmaku scripting aswell. Except 3D background making is something extremely hard to do. It is beyond my knowledge aswell currently ( I never attempted it yet )

The most time consuming for me always with creating bosses are the sprites and images. And I am not only talking about the boss and cutin/portraits. Also talking about spellcard background as these mostly give the true sense of a spellcard battle. Spellcard backgrounds are seriously the cherry one of the base elements which fits the "boss".

Also if this seriously is going to be made you also have to think about whether to use a standard template for the boss sprites or not. Unlike ZUN who uses different image proportions it would be quite handy to stick with a template.

Much to discuss as you can see.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 15, 2009, 11:20:57 AM
Helepolis: we have to wait, at least for now

Trance: okay~ You can help me.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 15, 2009, 11:48:35 AM
I honestly wonder how this is all going to be tied up together in the form of a cocaine, crack-induced storyline that would make drunk ZUN proud.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 15, 2009, 12:18:22 PM
I am curious who is going to be the leader in this entire thing ( if it gets rolling ) because generally large projects die very fast due to lack of interest or support.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 15, 2009, 03:01:26 PM
Posting this here just so I remember, brainstormed ideas:

ZengarA: Deity Double Team
(Zengar + Sakura Rurouni: High Power, High Spread Type)

"Flower motifs! That shoot lasers! I'll show you what it's like to be a true deity! Now, Namusan--!"
A storm of romance amongst the Meiji Era cherry blossoms! Keep your swords sharp!

Shot: White Rose of the Wild West
Spellcard: Red Rose of the Night Sky - Samurai Soul
Deathbomb: Absolute Territory - Flowering Knight

-----

ZengarB: Danmaku Dodger Lunacy
(Zengar + Nintendonut888: Concentrated Attack Type)

"New, complex strategies? Hah! My only strategy: Dodge everything that comes at me!"
Refined technique combined with pure power! A battle against all Gensokyo is one we can fight-- and win!

Shot: Fortuna Star
Spellcard: Mercy Killing - Phantasmic Spark
Deathbomb: Last Moment - No Border Between Us

Edited to sound more ZUNified. Any and all alliteration is invariably intentional.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 15, 2009, 03:06:55 PM
lack of interest or support.

i think we have enough of that, Hele. i mean, look at this thread.


as for character sprites, i could probably do that if someone can introduce me to a program to make it with.

i was also thinking we can just use Drake's sound effects/bullet stuff for the game, so we don't have to worry about making them ourselves, and it will sound more Touhou-ey.

Posting this here just so I remember, brainstormed ideas:

ZengarA: Deity Double Team
(Zengar + Sakura Rurouni: High Power, High Spread Type)

"Flower motifs! That shoot lasers! I'll show you what it's like to be a true deity! Now, Namusan--!"
A storm of romance amongst the Meiji Era cherry blossoms! Keep your swords sharp!

Shot: White Rose of the Wild West
Spellcard: Red Rose of the Night Sky - Samurai Soul
Deathbomb: Absolute Territory - Flowering Knight

-----

ZengarB: Danmaku Dodger Lunacy
(Zengar + Nintendonut888: Concentrated Attack Type)

"New, complex strategies? Hah! My only strategy: Dodge everything that comes at me!"
Refined technique combined with pure power! A battle against all Gensokyo is one we can fight-- and win!

Shot: Fortuna Star
Spellcard: Mercy Killing - Phantasmic Spark
Deathbomb: Last Moment - No Border Between Us

Edited to sound more ZUNified. Any and all alliteration is invariably intentional.

from what i can understand, this is basically Reimu A and B,right?

also, if we have deathbombs, can i suggest we don't make it like INs? meaning, it doesn't take away 2 bombs when you use it, it's just a more powerful bomb.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 15, 2009, 03:09:50 PM
So, anyway, I've decided since I'm horrible at multiple part writing, I'll write/play the melody to the stage 5 theme, and then hand it off to Drake/Rou for the harmonies (unless I get hit with something awesome in the way of ideas)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 15, 2009, 04:15:27 PM
I can do spritesssssss

I can~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 15, 2009, 04:17:23 PM
Sprites? I've worked with them before, and have editted a few here and there. Dunno if I'll be any good with making them though...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 15, 2009, 04:21:45 PM
I want to do themmmm

I can post samples, if you want. I will anyway. I did the transparency wrong on these.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceCastA.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceSpell.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceSpellB.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceSprite.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/ReimuBack.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/SawamatsuOtsuneA.jpg)
Photobucket really butchers quality. :/
ALSO EREBUS WHARE IS MAI TOUHOU ME?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 15, 2009, 04:32:31 PM
I want to do themmmm

I can post samples, if you want. I will anyway. I did the transparency wrong on these.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceCastA.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceSpell.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceSpellB.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/AliceSprite.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/ReimuBack.jpg)
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/SawamatsuOtsuneA.jpg)
Photobucket really butchers quality. :/
ALSO EREBUS WHARE IS MAI TOUHOU ME?
I upload my pictures to Majhost (http://www.majhost.com/), and I don't think they kill the quality of the sprite like PB does. So you could put'em on there if you want to. Just a suggestion.

Also, I'm working on it. Hush dat fuss >:C
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 15, 2009, 04:34:24 PM
Thanks! :3 Photobucket kinda likes to kill the quality of everything.

They always fuck up my avatars, too.

AND OKAY BUT WORK FASTERRRRR
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 04:44:45 PM
Hmm...I could help out in dialogue, just like I did with Drake in the one forgotten project that Pako tried to do :V.

I'll need someone who's willing to proofread my stuff though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 15, 2009, 04:48:46 PM
Hmm...I could help out in dialogue, just like I did with Drake in the one forgotten project that Pako tried to do :V.

I'll need someone who's willing to proofread my stuff though.
I might be able to do that, typos pop out at me when I read them. :S
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 15, 2009, 04:52:17 PM
Oh, I want to testread your dialouges too. At least I will have something to do.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 15, 2009, 04:54:18 PM
I also want to proofread. I'm pretty good at picking out text-based derpouts. Prolly' as well as I can make them.

That and it'll give me a way to kill time so. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
Well it's not the typos I'm worried about. It's the vocabulary and such.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 15, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
To tell the truth, I'd like to help with the dialogue too, but I'm pretty sure I'd either screw it up horribly or get hit by writer's block (again).

But I will try to help out in whatever way I can~  I feel kinda useless just sitting here watching you all work so hard on this...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
Anyways, if I were to help out in dialogue, I'd rather focus on mine. It'd be much easier so I'll just have to be myself :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 15, 2009, 05:02:24 PM
I guess I'll act as a betatester of sorts, if that's needed. That's the most I can do, sadly.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 15, 2009, 05:03:29 PM
I guess I'll act as a betatester of sorts, if that's needed. That's the most I can do, sadly.

I think every well known member who doesn't work on the project should be betatester.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 15, 2009, 05:06:15 PM
...Y'know, seeing the plot of the game, I can kinda guess that Gpop's dialogue vs me will probably involve a lot of taunting about the fact that Rin doesn't exist.

...In fact, I kinda expect that~

...Hmmm... I should see if I can at least brainstorm a few ideas for dialogue, I suppose... Who knows, I might actually come up with something passable.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
...Y'know, seeing the plot of the game, I can kinda guess that Gpop's dialogue vs me will probably involve a lot of taunting about the fact that Rin doesn't exist.

...In fact, I kinda expect that~

...Hmmm... I should see if I can at least brainstorm a few ideas for dialogue, I suppose... Who knows, I might actually come up with something passable.

I was thinking about that actually :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 15, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
I can proofread. I catch errors in just about every doujin translation I read, and I always wish I had checked the Voile thread.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 06:21:14 PM
Rin's existence is the whole purpose of the Idiocy, though, so I guess Gpop might turn out like the Sanae of this game, depending on how you guys do the dialogue.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 15, 2009, 06:23:12 PM
I was just kind of thinking that the dialogue for each character would be decided by, you know, them. It gives everyone a chance to do something with the project, it's not that much work to just write one scenario and it lets everyone be themselves rather than a representation of what other people have them act as. The bosses would have their dialogue or whatever, people proofread and such, then the character's dialogue is added. Alternatively you could get together on IRC and do both characters at the same time.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 06:25:09 PM
Figure it out in chat or IRC? That would be a good, natural way to do it, yeah.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 15, 2009, 06:26:48 PM
That... sounds like a very interesting idea, actually. I'd be curious to see as to how that'd pan out.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 15, 2009, 09:04:13 PM
Rin's existence is the whole purpose of the Idiocy, though, so I guess Gpop might turn out like the Sanae of this game, depending on how you guys do the dialogue.

Because we all know that Rin is not supposed to exist and to be forgotten forever :V

Should we make an IRC channel for this then?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 15, 2009, 09:06:34 PM
hooray
(http://i26.tinypic.com/ajo0o8.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2wohpg6.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 15, 2009, 09:28:19 PM
Erebus looks like she has Nue-tails.

IRC might be a good place for it, but I think it's up to the project heads (i.e. Roukanken, Slaves, and Drake) to chose a network and channel.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 15, 2009, 09:33:10 PM
Tenshi is geta moe~

An IRC channel for this sounds cool.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 15, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
Yeah. An IRC channel for this whole thing does sound like a rather good idea.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 15, 2009, 10:04:48 PM
Meh, let's try this.

irc.dejatoons.net
#Ijiatsu

Or do I need to get permission to make a room?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Doomsday on September 15, 2009, 11:30:30 PM
bah. 23 pages and a sticky and i only just realized what this thread is.

this shit looks awesome. 'tis stuff like this that me wanna frequent CPMC.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 16, 2009, 12:19:32 AM
...So, what the heck happened? :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 16, 2009, 12:21:27 AM
...So, what the heck happened? :V
Plans, son. Plans happened.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 16, 2009, 12:22:56 AM
...So, what the heck happened? :V
Plans, son. Plans happened.

Oh, we're starting to get more organized! How exciting~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 16, 2009, 12:44:55 AM
IRC channel is working and Tenshi and Erebus look fantastic.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 16, 2009, 02:39:04 AM
Erebus looks like she has Nue-tails.

was kinda going for a demon-ish theme with it, hence the horns.

Quote
the project heads (i.e. Roukanken, Slaves, and Drake)

i didn't know i was one of the bigwigs in this thing

hooray~ :toot:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 16, 2009, 02:40:23 AM
Quote
Slaves

Go to the IRC Channel.

NAO
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 16, 2009, 02:50:21 AM
so that we may molest you with love

even though I'm not there
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 16, 2009, 02:51:54 AM
I wake up from a (long) nap and come to see THIS? you've made me a very happy man, Slaves~

Speaking of drawings, I'm just about done with Touhou!Mode. I'll see if I can get'er up by tomorrow.

Also an IRC huh? I might peek on in there just to see what's poppin'.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 16, 2009, 03:47:40 AM
e we Thank you Erebusssss
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 16, 2009, 03:52:21 AM
Oh god..... Slaves I fucking love you~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 16, 2009, 03:59:58 AM
Oh yeah, Tenshi is so moe~

...I will resist drawing her for now.

As Drake said, expect good stuff from her theme.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 16, 2009, 04:30:32 AM
When is my turn to be touhoued >:(
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 16, 2009, 04:40:47 AM
When is my turn to be touhoued >:(
After I finish w/ Mode
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 16, 2009, 05:03:05 AM
When is my turn to be touhoued >:(
After I finish w/ Mode

Is she hot
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 16, 2009, 05:06:45 AM
I wake up to find you suddenly have an IRC channel~  I'm going to have to check that out once I get back from work, as I really do want to help with this in at least some way...

...And oh god those manacles look so cute on Tenshi~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 16, 2009, 05:14:26 AM
When is my turn to be touhoued >:(
After I finish w/ Mode
Is she hot
As hot as I can make her.

Truth =
I haven't started yet. Going to after I finish up w/ Mode.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 16, 2009, 05:25:24 AM
Ohohohoho I am a happy seahorse~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 16, 2009, 05:33:52 AM
When is my turn to be touhoued >:(
After I finish w/ Mode
Is she hot
As hot as I can make her.

Truth =
I haven't started yet. Going to after I finish up w/ Mode.

I was talking about Mode  :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 16, 2009, 05:37:16 AM
'Course I am. e we


THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE EMOTICON.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 16, 2009, 06:38:02 AM
I was talking about Mode  :V
Oh. Well then my bad.

My words still stand though, I just hope it's comes out as good as I say it is...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 16, 2009, 07:20:57 AM
Well, it's me. Of course it'll be just lovely.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on September 16, 2009, 08:15:28 AM
Just saying now, if I ever do get touhou'd, I would like my character to have a huge axe like This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ono_%28weapon%29)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 16, 2009, 08:55:18 AM
Since we got most of the characters I am going to smirk them all
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 16, 2009, 03:56:56 PM
I'll get on IRC as soon as I get home. This is exciting.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 16, 2009, 07:48:50 PM
Since we got most of the characters I am going to smirk them all

Very yes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 16, 2009, 08:08:27 PM
Since we got most of the characters I am going to smirk them all

DO IT.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 17, 2009, 03:13:13 AM
Knife K? (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/mode_touhou.png)

That thing on Mode's head there is supposed to be a Masada head, but I fucked it up. Go me.

Alright, next is dustyjo, which shouldn't take long to finish, given the fact I was working on his and Mode's at like, the same time.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 17, 2009, 03:14:48 AM
holy shit


HOLY SHIT.


I just noticed Masada in my headband. <3 Thank you! Gonna turn this into my new avatar~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 17, 2009, 08:52:26 AM
Since I am just the epitome of attention whore, I'm sneaking into the IRC channel, since I practically live on Dejatoons anyway =_=

Poke me on there if I may be needed for anything.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 17, 2009, 08:53:36 AM
From what I heard from Nwbi, Purvis is coming up soon
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 17, 2009, 03:48:50 PM
Official fanwork of a fanwork based off fanworks
(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0768/IMAGE0005.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0768/IMAGE0005) THUMBNAIL
Larger preview~
(http://h.imagehost.org/0655/IMAGE0005A.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0655/IMAGE0005A)
Roukanken
(added tits cause I like them)

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0295/IMAGE0001_2.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0295/IMAGE0001_2) THUMBNAIL

Larger preview~
(http://h.imagehost.org/0496/IMAGE0001A.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0496/IMAGE0001A)
A-F


Clearly I lack proper paper, as I realized grimly, all I have are lined papers for writing which I don't like to draw on... so the result was my old presentation sheets become the next best choice.


and errr.... if you guys want me to draw the others I will be happy too... provided your eyes haven't already bled dry from the fugliness of these two.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 17, 2009, 03:54:24 PM
if you guys want me to draw the others I will be happy too... provided your eyes haven't already bled dry from the fugliness of these two.

What're you talking about?  I think they're both pretty good~  I'm kinda hoping you do get around to doing the others.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 17, 2009, 04:04:39 PM
Thanks, I was thinking maybe you guys prefer Nwbi's or Slaves plain awesomeness than my lack of something special stuff.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 17, 2009, 04:07:18 PM
Thanks, I was thinking maybe you guys prefer Nwbi's or Slaves plain awesomeness than my lack of something special stuff.

You draw better then them and you should know it.

Seriously, your stuff is cool bro!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 17, 2009, 06:39:10 PM
Slaves plain awesomeness

HELL YES MOTHERFUCKER

also requesting Vic because i want to see you draw a pirate loli
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 17, 2009, 06:45:11 PM
Boobs on a Touhou 0/10

HOLY CRAP YES I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO DO MYSELF UNTIL NOW
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pesco on September 17, 2009, 06:47:10 PM
Boobs on a Touhou 0/10

HOLY CRAP YES I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO DO MYSELF UNTIL NOW

Selfcest is just hot
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 17, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
Slaves plain awesomeness

HELL YES MOTHERFUCKER

also requesting Vic because i want to see you draw a pirate loli

As you wish, My Lord.

Boobs on a Touhou 0/10

HOLY CRAP YES I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO DO MYSELF UNTIL NOW

Selfcest is just hot
this. Thanks.

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 17, 2009, 07:00:46 PM
Official fanwork of a fanwork based off fanworks
(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0768/IMAGE0005.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0768/IMAGE0005) THUMBNAIL

**Jawdrop**
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 17, 2009, 07:04:38 PM
*Beauty incarnate*
There goes my confidence

Fucking shit, these are awesome!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 17, 2009, 08:21:04 PM
Slaves plain awesomeness

HELL YES MOTHERFUCKER

also requesting Vic because i want to see you draw a pirate loli

Well, just finished this one...
apparently it turned into a flattened chest big sister... somehow...
will upload tomorrow.

lol, thanks guys, didn't think this will be received so well.
probably gonna archive this at pixiv or something...

__________

next request?
__________

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 17, 2009, 08:31:55 PM
I wanna see if I can fap to myself.

/r/ me.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 17, 2009, 08:43:47 PM
I... Kinda want you to do me, too.  I mean, if it's not too much trouble or anything.

I'd really appreciate it~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 17, 2009, 08:47:10 PM
A small room in an abandoned temple, filled with ancient forgotten texts.

This was what he called his home.

It had started out as an interest, and advanced hastily into obsession - it was little more than a few bytes of coding, but it had quickly grown to mean more to him than anything else. He saw it as a poor, unfortunate soul desperately trying to break free, cut short without ever being given the chance to exist.

Where is the justice in that?

He designed her based on what little knowledge he had of her. He gave her a face, a body, an outfit, a personality. In his mind, Rin Satsuki was very much real, but taking that and turning it into a reality was harder than he could possibly have dreamed. He studied necromancy, but no spell existed within that could resurrect someone who had never lived.

For a while, he sank into despair, thinking his efforts were hopeless. He would cry himself to sleep, still grasping a book in his hand, desperately looking for the one clue that would bring her to him. They would be together, the two of them, perfectly happy with one another...that was his dream.

Then finally, he found his answer.

"YES! THIS IS IT!"

He held the book up to the heavens, as if screaming to the gods 'See what I'VE managed to find!'. The words written on those pages imprinted themselves into his mind, and even now he could quote them by heart with his eyes closed.

It's working. It's working perfectly...

The Idiocy was doing its job, collecting the intelligence of those around it. Such a power was enough to give form even to a person who exists in the mind only. He was giving Rin Satsuki a soul and body of her own - giving her a chance to truly live, a chance she'd been denied so many years ago.

Perhaps he'd lost something to the endeavour. Maybe he, too, was subject to the Idiocy's touch, but he didn't care about that. It wouldn't kill him, and it would bring her revival that much sooner. He held onto a drawing he had made of her, stroking his hands across the paper, waiting for the day when he would be able to hold her for real.

Rin...I'll make you whole. I swear to it by my title as the Named Theorist.

---

I have no idea why I wrote this. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 17, 2009, 08:50:33 PM
I know why. The AWESOME in your head could simply not be contained.

Also, the new art from A-F is filled with AWESOME as well. I'd like to request a Jan-san and Mandolin picture, if you're not too busy, A-F.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 17, 2009, 08:51:25 PM
Oh god...yes...Rou...yes...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 17, 2009, 08:52:54 PM
I know why. The AWESOME in your head could simply not be contained.

Pretty much this~

It does make me wonder, though... If the Idiocy can make a non-existent entity exist, surely it could make an existent entity non-existent... Hmmm...

...And so I get more inspiration for at least one of my pre-battle dialogues~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 17, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
/me slow claps.

That was simply wonderful, Rou. I can't wait for more of this to be churned out. ...I mean, if more is churned out, that is.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 17, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
you know
(http://i29.tinypic.com/343hmw8.jpg)

AF is really fun to draw.

and no she doesn't have white skin, i just thought it looked better like this :I

also, i've come to the conclusion that her ribbons change colors according to mood.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 17, 2009, 09:11:20 PM
Does this mean that Slaves and I put him up to it?

Because that sounds like something I'd put someone up to.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 17, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
/me slow claps.

That was simply wonderful, Rou.
Sarcasm detector just overloaded. Good job.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 17, 2009, 09:18:12 PM
I wanna see if I can fap to myself.

/r/ me.
I... Kinda want you to do me, too.  I mean, if it's not too much trouble or anything.

I'd really appreciate it~
I know why. The AWESOME in your head could simply not be contained.

Also, the new art from A-F is filled with AWESOME as well. I'd like to request a Jan-san and Mandolin picture, if you're not too busy, A-F.
Sure, I will get to it soon enough, just finished Vic.
I probably can do an Koishimaniac tomorrow, and then Theorin.
LOL devart-ed the two posted... prepare for furry invasion.

you know
(http://i29.tinypic.com/343hmw8.jpg)

AF is really fun to draw.

and no she doesn't have white skin, i just thought it looked better like this :I

also, i've come to the conclusion that her ribbons change colors according to mood.

Nice, I wonder what happens when she goes rainbowed?
(Last Word: Rainbow Bondage Eternal Happiness of the English Queen) nyoron~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 17, 2009, 09:19:34 PM
/me slow claps.

That was simply wonderful, Rou.
Sarcasm detector just overloaded. Good job.

I wasn't being sarcastic. :T
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 17, 2009, 09:22:21 PM
Oh. Sorry, I didn't think that slow claps were meant to be genuine. >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 17, 2009, 09:24:07 PM
Eh, no problem. I can understand where you're going with that, in all honesty.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 17, 2009, 09:25:03 PM
I'm kinda pissed at... everything right now.

So I'm going to go away for a while. Email me or whatever if you want me to do sprites.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 17, 2009, 09:30:58 PM
I'm kinda pissed at... everything right now.

So I'm going to go away for a while. Email me or whatever if you want me to do sprites.

Sounds like someone needs a hug.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 17, 2009, 09:46:52 PM
Oh, wow, I've only been gone for 7 hours and something awesome happened.

A-F, my respect for you has just skyrocketed due to those wonderful pictures.

...This thread is being bombarded with art.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 17, 2009, 11:04:34 PM
O hey guys, what's go-
Quote
Holy shit
/me Explodes
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 01:25:36 AM
I'm kinda pissed at... everything right now.

So I'm going to go away for a while. Email me or whatever if you want me to do sprites.

Sounds like someone needs a hug.
I got over it quickly. e we
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 03:11:16 AM
I do wonder what kind of powers we'll have. I call manipulation of Nightmare Fuel. Dunno what Mode or Dustyjo's powers would be though... (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/dustyjo_touhou.png)

If Me, Mode and dustyjo are in this game
(which we probably won't)
, we better be in a squad all our own. Just sayin' yo. Don't try to get what Mode and me are doin over there.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 03:15:33 AM
I do wonder what kind of powers we'll have. I call manipulation of Nightmare Fuel. Dunno what Mode or Dustyjo's powers would be though... (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/dustyjo_touhou.png)

If Me, Mode and dustyjo are in this game
(which we probably won't)
, we better be in a squad all our own. Just sayin' yo. Don't try to get what Mode and me are doin over there.
Are we doing a little dance? e we
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 18, 2009, 03:21:24 AM
In other words, you're the Mischievous Fairies of Monarchly Moron.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 03:23:52 AM
In other words, you're the Mischievous Fairies of Monarchly Moron.
That sounds awesome.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 18, 2009, 03:43:49 AM
In other words, you're the Mischievous Fairies of Monarchly Moron.

I'll be the fairy.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 03:46:35 AM
In other words, you're the Mischievous Fairies of Monarchly Moron.
Sure why not.

Only we're the Mischevious DEATH Fairies of Monarchly Moron.

We'll triple team your ass and fuck up your 1cc something fierce!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 03:47:17 AM
In other words, you're the Mischievous Fairies of Monarchly Moron.
Sure why not.

Only we're the Mischevious DEATH Fairies of Monarchly Moron.

We'll triple team your ass and fuck up your 1cc something fierce!
Yes. Yes. Yes. I wanna sprite us now.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 18, 2009, 04:20:36 AM
And to think that all of this started with "so the world ends in 2012 right?"
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 18, 2009, 04:56:33 AM
I pretty much find that to be hilarious, in all honesty. Even though I saw it unravel before my own eyes myself, but still.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 04:57:25 AM
HAY LOOK.


 e we (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Modo/Sprites/yesfairies.png)


I left some white on there on accident. Didn't erase all the way.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 18, 2009, 04:59:49 AM
Hmmm...

Does 2012 "End of the World" sound like a good spellcard name?  Because we'd need to reference our starting point at least somehow~

HAY LOOK.


 e we (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Modo/Sprites/yesfairies.png)


I left some white on there on accident. Didn't erase all the way.

Ooh, nice work~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 18, 2009, 05:01:57 AM
I do wonder what kind of powers we'll have. I call manipulation of Nightmare Fuel. Dunno what Mode or Dustyjo's powers would be though... (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/dustyjo_touhou.png)

I have the power to be awesomely awesome. Kind of like this picture  :V

Hair needs to be longer IMO, but that's fucking win
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 18, 2009, 05:06:59 AM
Only thing is they're kind of small.

(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Modo/Sprites/yesfairies.png)

vs

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3060/stage01ecopy.png)

Still very good, though.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 18, 2009, 05:10:34 AM
I love how this thread is more crowded than the IRC Channel.

Any sprites are highly appreciated at this point.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 05:13:29 AM
HAY LOOK.


 e we (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Modo/Sprites/yesfairies.png)


I left some white on there on accident. Didn't erase all the way.
Had to squint for a moment there to see them but, still these are awesome~

Good work, my ninja!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 05:14:28 AM
Oh, okay. :3 I'll make 'em bigger, then.


Now I'm kinda embarrassed about making them so tiny.

EDIT: If they're no good someone else can take over. I just wanted to contribute a little.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 18, 2009, 05:19:13 AM
Don't be embarrassed or whatever; they're really good. If you make them a bit bigger you can add more detail and they actually look like they're being shot at when the time comes to put them in, that's all.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 05:20:35 AM
Oh, alrighty. I just forgot how big they were supposed to be.

I'll make 'em more... proportioned, too.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 05:24:03 AM
Oh, alrighty. I just forgot how big they were supposed to be.

I'll make 'em more... proportioned, too.
Nazrin's sprite is 65 x 80 (upon checking it's dimensions), so you can go by that if you wanted to.

Yeah a lil' late saying that now, but...you know...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 18, 2009, 05:32:46 AM
Avatar'd :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 05:34:25 AM
ooh ooh ohh will you make mine all transparenty pleeassseeee
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 05:38:34 AM
This is like the first time any of my art's been avatar'd before...well, save for doing it myself.

I am happy :'>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 18, 2009, 05:46:42 AM
ooh ooh ohh will you make mine all transparenty pleeassseeee

(http://filesmelt.com/downloader/modeav1.png)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 18, 2009, 05:48:19 AM
Thank you~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 18, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
Made her hair longer because I like it that way~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mr_Bob on September 18, 2009, 07:22:46 AM
Wow, the enthusiasm for this idea is still going strong, and the new people it draws in to help keeps it strong. Mr_Bob formally offers services to whichever part of the project needs help. Even if it means Mr_Bob must learn something new.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 18, 2009, 07:51:31 AM
Wow, the enthusiasm for this idea is still going strong, and the new people it draws in to help keeps it strong. Mr_Bob formally offers services to whichever part of the project needs help. Even if it means Mr_Bob must learn something new.

While I would hardly consider myself new as I am around longer than most of you (save for you know Edible/Kilga and what not) I can safely second this.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 18, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
Lulz...
here we go~
As per Slave's request this is Vic (totally Aneki look) (big sista)

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0843/IMAGE0003.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0843/IMAGE0003) Thumbnail

(http://h.imagehost.org/0572/IMAGE0003a.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0572/IMAGE0003a)

And this is Gpop

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0988/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0988/IMAGE0002) Thumbnail

(http://h.imagehost.org/0186/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0186/IMAGE0002)
Somehow Gpop turned into a Tenshi lookalike... sorry lol.

who's next?
I got the weekend off... Jan I will have to check out what I can draw tracing (eyes to hand wise, not copycat) on... because I suck at holding guitar poses...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 18, 2009, 05:32:04 PM
I rather like the sarashi on Vic's picture. It's also nice to see her coat in the proper pirate position.
Gpop has a nice mini-Koishi hat, and the swirl near the bottom of her dress reminds me of Hina's curse character for some reason.

Anyway, don't worry too much about the pose, A-F. If you want to simplify things for yourself, just holding the instrument while standing around is good enough... Don't stress out over a favor! And thanks in advance!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 18, 2009, 05:32:20 PM
Ooh, they're both pretty ni- Wait.

...Eyepatch moe~!?  Oh god... Mmmm~

...Ahem.  Anyway, if mine comes out even half as good as these ones, I'll be pleased~  Actually, I'll be pleased no matter how it turns out, but I just know it'll turn out great.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 18, 2009, 05:36:12 PM
Oh god I want to be drawn next D:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 18, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
Yay okay, I will be doing you both tomorrow.


My... drawing, after 3 years, looks like I still remotely has the touch.
I should find a chance and scan all the old shit I done back in end of high school and college.

I just noticed Vic's has an extra last chest... it feels like she is sucking in her tummy...
while Gpop has short legs~ Uu~uu
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 18, 2009, 05:38:48 PM
Nobody wants to draw me ;_;

wait your turn lol
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
Nobody wants to draw me ;_;
Hush dat fuss. I'm working on it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 18, 2009, 05:51:43 PM
Nobody wants to draw me ;_;
Hush dat fuss. I'm working on it.

Can't wait to see myself as a loli.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 18, 2009, 06:09:34 PM
wait wait wait wait

Erebus is Touhouing you guys too? i'm so lost ;_;
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 18, 2009, 06:13:45 PM
wait wait wait wait

Erebus is Touhouing you guys too? i'm so lost ;_;
Pretty much, yeah.

Not trying to sound like a dick, but why else would I have posted those drawings :V

Although I'm more the poor man route being I'm not nearly as good as you guys are :/
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 18, 2009, 06:50:30 PM
(http://h.imagehost.org/0572/IMAGE0003a.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0572/IMAGE0003a)

I am incredibly impressed. Put me on that list of yours to draw.

Someone remind me to get a good photo of a contrail in a blue sky for a spellcard background, btw. "Idiots take flight" and whatnot.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 18, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
Lulz...
here we go~
As per Slave's request this is Vic (totally Aneki look) (big sista)

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0843/IMAGE0003.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0843/IMAGE0003) Thumbnail

(http://h.imagehost.org/0572/IMAGE0003a.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0572/IMAGE0003a)

Awesome. I see you're celebrating the 19th (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day) with pride.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 18, 2009, 06:59:22 PM
Hehe, thanks.

Slowly tho... I can do two a day, at best.

LOL 19th Talk like a pirate day!?
Damn, talk about coincidences... YARR HARR SET YER SAILS FOR BABYLON MEN!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 18, 2009, 07:17:44 PM
Holy shit A-F I love you. Self-cest is a go!

Anyways, I'm not all that pissed (although the reason for the loss is somewhat irritating me since it's a bit stupid). There's really nothing much to do with the powers now that the mods are against post-editing conversations, and that we can't make our own tags now, nor view the Recycling Bin.

But with the loss it does give me an inspiration to be in the game to try to beat Theorist to be re-promoted again as part of my storyline :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 18, 2009, 07:22:35 PM
But with the loss it does give me an inspiration to be in the game to try to beat Theorist to be re-promoted again as part of my storyline :V

Ooh, I like the way you think~ (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLifeWritesThePlot)  For once, anyway.

I just need to remember to get onto the IRC channel at some point to throw about some ideas... Hopefully I'll get around to it at somepoint during the weekend.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 18, 2009, 10:14:48 PM
TRACK 4 FINISHED

Stage 2 Theme - Ascending to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dk1q2ggozmr)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sodium on September 18, 2009, 10:15:58 PM
Once again...

AW YEAH!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 18, 2009, 10:50:09 PM
I-I'd like to be drawn, too.
Umm....
Y-you don't have to push yourself, I can wait.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 18, 2009, 10:52:03 PM
TRACK 4 FINISHED

Stage 2 Theme - Ascending to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dk1q2ggozmr)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MY OWN THEME ;_; (it is only the stage but still)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 19, 2009, 12:12:53 AM
Holy crap, Vic looks so badass.

The sarashi was a nice touch as well. ;)


TRACK 4 FINISHED

Stage 2 Theme - Ascending to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dk1q2ggozmr)

Just when I was about to ask...

THIS IS AWESOME.


10 Hours Edit:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9639/hni0027c.jpg)
Purvis - For some reason, I was compelled to stay with Slaves' mouth design on this one. He already made a colored version of his drawing, so this was quite easy.

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1830/hni0033z.jpg)
TSO - As close to Slaves' concept art as possible. Her eyes aren't that much different (if you notice that I usually draw eyes differently than Slaves).
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 19, 2009, 10:53:16 AM
Holy crap, Vic looks so badass.

The sarashi was a nice touch as well. ;)


TRACK 4 FINISHED

Stage 2 Theme - Ascending to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dk1q2ggozmr)

Just when I was about to ask...

THIS IS AWESOME.


10 Hours Edit:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9639/hni0027c.jpg)
Purvis - For some reason, I was compelled to stay with Slaves' mouth design on this one. He already made a colored version of his drawing, so this was quite easy.

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1830/hni0033z.jpg)
TSO - As close to Slaves' concept art as possible. Her eyes aren't that much different (if you notice that I usually draw eyes differently than Slaves).
OMG ;_; I know it's not me but it's still awesome
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 19, 2009, 11:05:45 AM
Holy shit that is good

I want to be drawn like that
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 19, 2009, 11:06:11 AM
Oh man, Nwbi, I envy your coloring skillz.
(I last touched color crayons when I was 5 or so... so I don't think I have ever have that color gene awaken again...)
TSO is faptastically incredible..!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 19, 2009, 11:14:50 AM
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9639/hni0027c.jpg)
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1830/hni0033z.jpg)
TRACK 4 FINISHED

Stage 2 Theme - Ascending to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dk1q2ggozmr)
When do I explode?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: LHCling on September 19, 2009, 11:36:37 AM
Well, you guys made me sip my tea a bit too fast there.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 19, 2009, 12:35:00 PM
Name: Rou
Species:
Abilities:
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Theorist (Scottish rival)

Name: Zengar
Species:
Abilities: Power to cleave evil
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship:

Name: Gpop
Species:
Abilities:
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Koishi (waifu)
                  Theorist (rival)

Name: Jan-san
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of guitar strings
Age:
Occupation: guitarist
Location:
Relationship:

Name: Nwbi
Species:
Abilities: manipulation of chance
Age:
Occupation: Telephone psychic
Location:
Relationship:

Name: Tenshi
Species: Angel
Abilities: manipulation of pain
Age:
Occupation:
Location: Heaven
Relationship:


Name: BaitySM
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of Grazing
Age:
Occupation:
Location: front of the temple
Relationship:

Name: Vic
Species:
Abilities: manipulation of machinery
Age:
Occupation: Pilot
Location: The Temple
Relationship: Letty (friend and captain
                  Tenshi (

Name: UncertainKitten
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of arousal
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: A-F (boss)
                  Tenshi (maso buddy)

Name: A-F
Species:
Abilities: manipulation of fetishes
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship:

Name: Theorist
Species:
Abilities: manipulation of the forgotten
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Rin Satsuki (non-existent waifu)
                  Rou (Scottish rival)

Name: Purvis
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of psychology
Age:
Occupation: doctor
Location:
Relationship: Slaves (friend)


Name: Slaves
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of humour
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Purvis (friend)

Name: Kilga
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of numbers
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Letty

Name: Letty
Species:
Abilities: Manipulation of Emotion
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Vic (Friend)
                  TSO (boss)
                  Kilga
Name: TSO
Species:
Abilities:
Age:
Occupation:
Location:
Relationship: Letty
                  Kilga

*pic of TSO*
those legs
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 19, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Once again, Nwbi, you have exceeded my expectations~  Good work, good work indeed (especially on TSO, she's so damn moe~).

Also... Zengar should have the ability to cleave evil and Gpop should have "Koishi (waifu)" under relationships, but that's just my suggestions.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cabble on September 19, 2009, 03:01:06 PM
If this is going to be a game I MIGHT have something to contribute.

If not then I have no clue what's going on here.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 19, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
circlejerking is happening lol.

(yes, it is a game)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cabble on September 19, 2009, 03:27:42 PM
Being made with danmakufu?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 19, 2009, 03:30:15 PM
Being made with danmakufu?

What else? of course with danmakufu!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cabble on September 19, 2009, 03:34:58 PM
Being made with danmakufu?

What else? of course with danmakufu!
C++, Java ,LUA, XML, Python, I can go on.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 19, 2009, 03:37:13 PM
Being made with danmakufu?

What else? of course with danmakufu!
C++, Java ,LUA, XML, Python, I can go on.

Oh well, I don't know any of those because I suck at things like that.

Helepolis was making the script right?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cabble on September 19, 2009, 03:44:12 PM
Being made with danmakufu?

What else? of course with danmakufu!
C++, Java ,LUA, XML, Python, I can go on.

Oh well, I don't know any of those because I suck at things like that.

Helepolis was making the script right?

I'd help make it... I guess...

Also, I tried putting some of nwbi's art onto the computer. It didn't turn out too good.
(http://i37.tinypic.com/swstvs.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 19, 2009, 05:25:54 PM
Forget what you said, I think it looks great, you vectored it?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 19, 2009, 05:35:53 PM
I dun mind tellin' ye I'm a goddamned hottie.

Thank ye kindly, our Nwbi!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 19, 2009, 05:40:59 PM
The Rou pic is so amazingly hot and I want to be drawn now.

TSO is hot as well...
I really wanna be colored/drawn!

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 19, 2009, 06:06:42 PM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 19, 2009, 06:09:48 PM
TSO has sexy legs. Aye, that's what the "S" stands for.

Marry me, Nwbi. OR WALK THE PLANK.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 19, 2009, 07:15:40 PM
Also, I tried putting some of nwbi's art onto the computer. It didn't turn out too good.

*Sigh*

Even though they're decent, the way they're presented right now really sucks. Hopefully, I'll be able to get my hands on a tablet soon. But for the time being, my AWESOME COLOR PENCILS makes up for that, yes?


[VERY FUCKING YES] - on behalf of every person on this project
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Cabble on September 19, 2009, 08:17:57 PM
Also, I tried putting some of nwbi's art onto the computer. It didn't turn out too good.

*Sigh*

Even though they're decent, the way they're presented right now really sucks. Hopefully, I'll be able to get my hands on a tablet soon. But for the time being, my AWESOME COLOR PENCILS makes up for that, yes?


[VERY FUCKING YES] - on behalf of every person on this project

That'd make me so happy.

I personally hate tablets. They all break and make the mouse move way too fast.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 19, 2009, 08:20:38 PM
Holy crap, Vic looks so badass.

The sarashi was a nice touch as well. ;)


TRACK 4 FINISHED

Stage 2 Theme - Ascending to Heaven (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?dk1q2ggozmr)

Just when I was about to ask...

THIS IS AWESOME.


10 Hours Edit:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9639/hni0027c.jpg)
Purvis - For some reason, I was compelled to stay with Slaves' mouth design on this one. He already made a colored version of his drawing, so this was quite easy.

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1830/hni0033z.jpg)
TSO - As close to Slaves' concept art as possible. Her eyes aren't that much different (if you notice that I usually draw eyes differently than Slaves).

You chose to make TSO's dress black...you are the opposite of the lazy artist I am.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 19, 2009, 08:33:37 PM
I personally hate tablets. They all break and make the mouse move way too fast.

Slaves did say that they're hard to handle at first, and takes time to get used to. :V


You chose to make TSO's dress black...you are the opposite of the lazy artist I am.

Chose is an overstatement. I am just following Slaves' directions, is all.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 20, 2009, 01:50:30 AM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?

Hay can someone answer this :OO
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sodium on September 20, 2009, 01:52:07 AM
TranceHime wants to be mentioned in the game. =3

Or maybe people can have Ending Cameos!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on September 20, 2009, 01:53:29 AM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?

Hay can someone answer this :OO
everyone is going to be mentioned sometime. And I will try to make a ending with everyone in it
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 20, 2009, 03:11:53 AM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?

Hay can someone answer this :OO

Oh god you're definitely gonna be in my dialogue.

Don't be surprised if "Tentacle" and "Trancehime" are together in the same sentence :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 20, 2009, 03:32:56 AM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?

Hay can someone answer this :OO

I was thinking we could make ending cutscenes so that everyone can appear in the game who wants to.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 20, 2009, 04:10:26 AM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?

Hay can someone answer this :OO

I was thinking we could make ending cutscenes so that everyone can appear in the game who wants to.

What about people like me and dustyjo who woulod rather appear as very weak enemys?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 20, 2009, 04:25:50 AM
Are members who are not in the game going to be referenced in the dialogues?

Hay can someone answer this :OO

I was thinking we could make ending cutscenes so that everyone can appear in the game who wants to.

What about people like me and dustyjo who woulod rather appear as very weak enemys?

We can do that, too. But from the looks of it, we have 18 characters. We may need an ending scene.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 20, 2009, 04:27:13 AM
I want to appear in the rape end
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 20, 2009, 04:35:13 AM
Mischevious (DEATH) Fairies (Me, Mode and dustyjo) for WORST end.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 20, 2009, 04:40:44 AM
I'll take what I get.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 20, 2009, 04:46:22 AM
Mischevious (DEATH) Fairies (Me, Mode and dustyjo) for WORST end.

Since the Phantasm Stage contains 3 bosses, all of you can perhaps appear at that stage (so that you three aren't just cameos).

Phantasm Stage:
Death Fairy - Mode/Erebus/dustyjo (Opener)
Kilga (1st Midboss)
Stage Portion
Death Fairy - Mode/Erebus/dustyjo (Miniboss)
Letty (2nd Midboss)
Stage Portion (short)
Death Fairy - Mode/Erebus/dustyjo (Miniboss)
TSO (Phantasm Boss)

You three choose when each of you are going to appear.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 20, 2009, 05:10:21 AM
Wow, that stage is going to be killer.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Shinki~san on September 20, 2009, 05:19:38 AM
Wow, I haven't logged in in a few days and I see some new art. Very nice coloring of Admin TSO there, I like!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 20, 2009, 05:29:15 AM
Oops, sorry guys, too busy getting drunk yesterday, will do what I can today!
I love Sundays.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 20, 2009, 08:48:33 AM
Mischevious (DEATH) Fairies (Me, Mode and dustyjo) for WORST end.

Since the Phantasm Stage contains 3 bosses, all of you can perhaps appear at that stage (so that you three aren't just cameos).

Phantasm Stage:
Death Fairy - Mode/Erebus/dustyjo (Opener)
Kilga (1st Midboss)
Stage Portion
Death Fairy - Mode/Erebus/dustyjo (Miniboss)
Letty (2nd Midboss)
Stage Portion (short)
Death Fairy - Mode/Erebus/dustyjo (Miniboss)
TSO (Phantasm Boss)

You three choose when each of you are going to appear.

I call the one right before TSO
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 20, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
I figured that would be Erebus. :/

I'll go right before him. Since he's the one that drew us and all that good stuff.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nachtwanderlied on September 20, 2009, 11:32:56 AM
i see i'm still not loved.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 20, 2009, 01:20:31 PM
You are too soon^
I suppose there will be an touhou version of you eventually~\

Okay for today:

Theorin ~ Moerin
(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0046/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0046/IMAGE0001)

(http://h.imagehost.org/0048/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0048/IMAGE0001)
I really liked you for some reason, she looks incredibly cute~
Tilde moe~~!!

and here is Jan-san the travelling musician youkai
I fucked up your mandolin guitar spear thing... it looks 2D-ish because my objects are fail. There is also with her right hand seemingly bigger than her left and the right side is not so well scanned, my scanner sucks.

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0883/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0883/IMAGE0002)

(http://h.imagehost.org/0285/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0285/IMAGE0002)

Hope you guys like it.

(who did I promise to do next?)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 20, 2009, 01:36:24 PM
Quote
Phantasm Stage:
Death Fairy - dustyjo (Opener)
Kilga (1st Midboss)
Stage Portion
Death Fairy - Mode (Miniboss)
Letty (2nd Midboss)
Stage Portion (short)
Death Fairy - Erebus (Miniboss)
TSO (Phantasm Boss)
That sound good to you guys, if not feel free to swap it around if you wish.

You are too soon^
I suppose there will be an touhou version of you eventually~\

Okay for today:

Theorin ~ Moerin
(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0046/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0046/IMAGE0001)

(http://h.imagehost.org/0048/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0048/IMAGE0001)
I really liked you for some reason, she looks incredibly cute~
Tilde moe~~!!

and here is Jan-san the travelling musician youkai
I fucked up your mandolin guitar spear thing... it looks 2D-ish because my objects are fail. There is also with her right hand seemingly bigger than her left and the right side is not so well scanned, my scanner sucks.

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0883/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0883/IMAGE0002)

(http://h.imagehost.org/0285/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0285/IMAGE0002)

Hope you guys like it.

(who did I promise to do next?)

D'awww Theorin is poofy dress moe~

And since Jan is a travelling musician does that make her a Barb...only with an electric guitar instead of those old time instruments to which I cannot remember the name of for the life of me.

i see i'm still not loved.
Willing to go the poor man route? Cuz I'll daw you if you want me to.

I'm the guy to come to when others are too busy to draw or what not.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 20, 2009, 01:39:36 PM
(http://h.imagehost.org/0048/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0048/IMAGE0001)
(http://h.imagehost.org/0285/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0285/IMAGE0002)
I came.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sana on September 20, 2009, 01:41:41 PM
Jan is now the new Edward.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 20, 2009, 01:42:51 PM
Jan can strum you into submission~

Oh god, why am I getting horny for Theorin?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 20, 2009, 01:44:23 PM
I am so jealous of the art.

/me parseevibes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 20, 2009, 01:45:36 PM
Dammit, Jan. DAMMIT, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 20, 2009, 01:46:04 PM
Oh god, why am I getting horny for Theorin?
Just now? You're sloooow.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 20, 2009, 01:47:09 PM
Oh... Oh god... I mean, it's hardly the first time I've considered selfcest, but...

Oh god, I'm so cute~  You have not only met my expectations, but smashed them into pieces by how goddamn moe I turned out~

Ah... Um... I'll, um, I'll be in my, uh, bunk...

...Right after I gush over Jan's awesome guitar and hat.  Because... Ohgodohgodohgod...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 20, 2009, 01:50:07 PM
Hey Erebus, you promised to draw me, WHERE IS MY DRAWING.

On a serious note: Theorin looks really cute and Jan has an awesome hat and guitar.

A-F is my new art god, TAKE THAT SLAVES.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 20, 2009, 01:58:24 PM
Oh... Oh god... I mean, it's hardly the first time I've considered selfcest, but...

Oh god, I'm so cute~  You have not only met my expectations, but smashed them into pieces by how goddamn moe I turned out~

Ah... Um... I'll, um, I'll be in my, uh, bunk...

...Right after I gush over Jan's awesome guitar and hat.  Because... Ohgodohgodohgod...
Do I hafta bust out the hose to cool you off, sir?

Hey Erebus, you promised to draw me, WHERE IS MY DRAWING.
Patience my son. These hands...they are working as fast as they can without messing up.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 20, 2009, 02:01:06 PM

Hey Erebus, you promised to draw me, WHERE IS MY DRAWING.
Patience my son. These hands...they are working as fast as they can without messing up.

I know, at least I am happy someone is going to do it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 20, 2009, 03:21:21 PM
A-F you are too awesome but I just got one comment regarding Jan's image:  Since when does a bass guitar exactly fill one's heart with music? It is not an instrument to play a melody with you know.

/me brings out his shield for incoming danger.

No offence meant. Just asking.

( Or is it a 4 string guitar =D =D  ?  )
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Moerin on September 20, 2009, 03:25:15 PM
Since when does a bass guitar exactly fill one's heart with music? It is not an instrument to play a melody with you know.

Two words: Cliff Burton~

Sigh... Only the good die young indeed...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 20, 2009, 04:17:06 PM
I know you can play songs with a single bass guitar (plenty of people can still turn it into a godly instrument) or play the melody in bass style. But it is more like hanging towards the Jazz and Blues or Soul catagories. That is why I wondered.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 20, 2009, 04:18:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtSxTwuRnbQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtSxTwuRnbQ)

does this answer you?

I probably do UK and TSO tomorrow, for good measure.~
 :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 20, 2009, 05:05:38 PM
You are too soon^
I suppose there will be an touhou version of you eventually~\

Okay for today:

Theorin ~ Moerin
(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0046/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0046/IMAGE0001)

(http://h.imagehost.org/0048/IMAGE0001.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0048/IMAGE0001)
I really liked you for some reason, she looks incredibly cute~
Tilde moe~~!!

and here is Jan-san the travelling musician youkai
I fucked up your mandolin guitar spear thing... it looks 2D-ish because my objects are fail. There is also with her right hand seemingly bigger than her left and the right side is not so well scanned, my scanner sucks.

(http://a.imagehost.org/t/0883/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0883/IMAGE0002)

(http://h.imagehost.org/0285/IMAGE0002.jpg) (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0285/IMAGE0002)

Hope you guys like it.

(who did I promise to do next?)

Crikey.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 20, 2009, 05:15:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtSxTwuRnbQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtSxTwuRnbQ)

does this answer you?

I probably do UK and TSO tomorrow, for good measure.~
 :V
Actually it doesn't quite =S

Music is music. But I was just questioning the "fills your heart with music" line. As a bass alone is to my ears not. There are some superb bass solos out there but it is not the uhm. . . but never mind that. Hard to explain.

Neverless, the design is just horney.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Pako on September 20, 2009, 05:19:04 PM
A-F, you really should draw TSO next. And you should make TSO flat, just for fun.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 20, 2009, 05:20:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtSxTwuRnbQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtSxTwuRnbQ)

does this answer you?

I probably do UK and TSO tomorrow, for good measure.~
 :V

YAY!

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sapz on September 20, 2009, 05:46:47 PM
Since when does a bass guitar exactly fill one's heart with music? It is not an instrument to play a melody with you know.

Two words: Cliff Burton~

Sigh... Only the good die young indeed...

Very much agreed. D: Orion is amazing.

Going to add Geddy Lee and John Myung to that. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 20, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
I know you can play songs with a single bass guitar (plenty of people can still turn it into a godly instrument) or play the melody in bass style. But it is more like hanging towards the Jazz and Blues or Soul catagories. That is why I wondered.

The source of my guitar avatar and text was from a blues guitar class I was taking last semester. I changed my avatar and text to Yuka Guitar in lieu of our final performance. Even if all I know about the guitar is a few blues chords to strum, it kinda stuck. Plus, the instrument Slaves originally drew Jan with was a four-stringed mandolin.

By the way... Confirming my new selfcest. You've made me a very happy man, Anon Fairy. The spiked mandolin came out looking great, and the pajama pants make me think of Patchouli too~ I kinda wonder what the glossy hair would look like colored too...

And, of course, Theorin is quite moe~ The poofy dress and hair ribbons remind of Hina again for some reason. I dunno, I guess I just have Hina on my mind or something? Her Tengu pom-pom belt is also quite cute.

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/Jan-san144/Touhou/MystiaThanksYou.png)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 20, 2009, 06:55:31 PM
Plus, the instrument Slaves originally drew Jan with was a four-stringed mandolin.
Well my apologies then. It awfully looks like a bass guitar ( guess this is a powered up special mandolin ).

PS.

I wonder if there is actually a boss almost near its completion. Such as theme song + sprites + portrait. I wouldn't mind fooling around with some scripting just for the fun.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 20, 2009, 06:58:59 PM
originally i had given Jan a Slash guitar... but found it too hardcore...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 20, 2009, 07:22:05 PM
Awesomeness

Welp. A-F, you outright beat me to it. :P

No matter, I wouldn't be posting art for a long time since the next update contains 6 characters (page 8). So, in the meantime, GO GO GO!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 20, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
originally i had given Jan a Slash guitar... but found it too hardcore...

/me sage nods

Yeah, I'm an easy strummin' kinda guy, so my Touhou-self should be the same.

Well my apologies then. It awfully looks like a bass guitar ( guess this is a powered up special mandolin ).

PS.

I wonder if there is actually a boss almost near its completion. Such as theme song + sprites + portrait. I wouldn't mind fooling around with some scripting just for the fun.

No need to apologize; it's all about the Rule of Cool.

Also, the earlier bosses (Baity, Tenshi, Nwbi and myself) are only missing sprites, but we've got everything else ready.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 20, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
that's fucking amazing A-F

DRAW ME NEXT PLZ
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 20, 2009, 07:40:17 PM
Also, the earlier bosses (Baity, Tenshi, Nwbi and myself) are only missing sprites, but we've got everything else ready.

Incorrect because Tenshi doesn't have a Boss Theme yet and Baity still have absolutely nothing regarding his position in the game.

Stage 1, aside from missing sprites, is also missing dialogues and Danmaku.

Speaking of which, the PC's don't have finished shot types and bombs yet, and I'm sure that they haven't decided on dialogues for each of the shot types.

Just pointing out how far we are on this. :P
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 20, 2009, 11:09:05 PM
okay so i went away for the weekend, so can someone sum up what happened in this thread while i was gone?

i also found a drawing i did of Mode a while ago, before Erebus Touhoued her.
(http://i33.tinypic.com/nwefzr.jpg)

PS- that's a w not an m.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 20, 2009, 11:11:33 PM
I finished Stage 2 theme, A-F made pictures and Erebus made some pictures.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 20, 2009, 11:17:06 PM
I finished Stage 2 theme, A-F made pictures and Erebus made some pictures.

In short, disco happened.

and it was good. </dumb>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 20, 2009, 11:23:14 PM
As for the bad news, I've got no idea where I'm going with Tenshi's theme. Just drawing a blank right now.

Maybe Drake and I should try reversing roles or something - he comes up with a melody, and I throw on a bassline/percussion afterward. It'd liven things up, and it'd mean that Drake could come up with song ideas without being held to what I've already put down for a change.

tl;dr - Drake, do you have any ideas what to do for Tenshi? Because I don't. -_-
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 20, 2009, 11:32:34 PM
Yeah, we could try that. I do have a bunch of work to do though, so don't expect it immediately.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 21, 2009, 12:27:14 AM
Houraisan Wireless. Just putting that out there.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Ruka on September 21, 2009, 12:51:26 AM
This is a bit early, but I'll go ahead and ask. I'm thinking of adding an Ijiatsu cameo in a personal project of mine, and I was wondering if it's all right with Rou and Drake for me to use their music in the project.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 21, 2009, 01:02:56 AM
This is a bit early, but I'll go ahead and ask. I'm thinking of adding an Ijiatsu cameo in a personal project of mine, and I was wondering if it's all right with Rou and Drake for me to use their music in the project.
Um, I'm fine with it. I don't intend to make money from it or anything, so I'm good as long as Drake and I are listed as the creators.

..Now I want to know about this project. -_-
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 21, 2009, 01:03:54 AM
..Now I want to know about this project. -_-

It doesn't have Yumemi in it. That's all that matters.

>:|
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 21, 2009, 01:04:15 AM
So...did we still plan on the who's doing the actual game itself?

Or are we gonna bug someone like Stuffman to do it?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 21, 2009, 01:10:49 AM
Stuffman has his own thing going on, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 21, 2009, 01:13:55 AM
Stuffman has his own thing going on, doesn't he?

Yeah, I know that. Are we gonna bug him after he's done?

Or someone else who can actually make a full game out of danmakufu?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Ruka on September 21, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
..Now I want to know about this project. -_-
I'm still working the mechanics out. Story is about 5/7 done minus the extra. You'll know about it when a demo comes out. I might need help on spriting and music when the time comes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 21, 2009, 02:27:42 AM
okay so i went away for the weekend, so can someone sum up what happened in this thread while i was gone?

Erebus drew me <3
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 21, 2009, 03:10:14 AM
okay so i went away for the weekend, so can someone sum up what happened in this thread while i was gone?

i also found a drawing i did of Mode a while ago, before Erebus Touhoued her.
(http://i33.tinypic.com/nwefzr.jpg)

PS- that's a w not an m.
Do I have duckies in my hair? o:


I'm... I'm going to draw this now. ;______; Thank you, Slaves.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Hello Purvis on September 21, 2009, 04:02:18 AM
Do I have duckies in my hair? o:

Man I hope so.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 21, 2009, 04:04:37 AM
I have a bird's nest in my hair. It seems fitting.


The crazy Mode thing.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 21, 2009, 04:29:35 AM
that's fucking amazing A-F

DRAW ME NEXT PLZ

this is embarrassing... but i can't seem to find the Slaves version of you... should i make originals of you?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 21, 2009, 04:35:28 AM
I don't think Slaves drew dustyjo, iirc.

I dunno, I haven't looked back far in this thread to know.

Someone correct me, if I'm wrong on this one.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 21, 2009, 04:37:27 AM
I don't think Slaves drew dustyjo, iirc.

I dunno, I haven't looked back far in this thread to know.

Someone correct me, if I'm wrong on this one.
Nope. Only you drew him.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 21, 2009, 04:37:41 AM
ok originals then... based off mokou
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 21, 2009, 09:15:21 AM
Stuffman has his own thing going on, doesn't he?

Yeah, I know that. Are we gonna bug him after he's done?

Or someone else who can actually make a full game out of danmakufu?

(http://i37.tinypic.com/27zjm1c.jpg)


I wonder if there is actually a boss almost near its completion. Such as theme song + sprites + portrait. I wouldn't mind fooling around with some scripting just for the fun.



/me feels suddenly non-existant.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 21, 2009, 09:48:23 AM
ok originals then... based off mokou

<3
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 21, 2009, 10:58:02 AM
/me feels suddenly non-existant.

/me offers hugs and pettings

Just know you aren't alone ^^
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 21, 2009, 11:25:15 AM
/me offers hugs and pettings

Just know you aren't alone ^^

Trance-Shama~
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2wh19bn.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 21, 2009, 01:57:17 PM
Stuffman has his own thing going on, doesn't he?

Yeah, I know that. Are we gonna bug him after he's done?

Or someone else who can actually make a full game out of danmakufu?

(http://i37.tinypic.com/27zjm1c.jpg)


I wonder if there is actually a boss almost near its completion. Such as theme song + sprites + portrait. I wouldn't mind fooling around with some scripting just for the fun.



/me feels suddenly non-existant.

Man how the fuck did I completely forget about you.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 21, 2009, 06:07:40 PM
Do I have duckies in my hair? o:


I'm... I'm going to draw this now. ;______; Thank you, Slaves.

well, not real ducks. but a duck hairpin.

you also have an e we on your skirt.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 21, 2009, 06:16:04 PM
I did not see that.


I love you, Slaves. I love you. ;_______;

Only you can put ducks in my hair.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 21, 2009, 07:41:52 PM
I have a bird's nest in my hair. It seems fitting.

What kind of Birds?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 21, 2009, 07:42:47 PM
I have a bird's nest in my hair. It seems fitting.

What kind of Birds?
Duckies.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 21, 2009, 07:44:32 PM
I have a bird's nest in my hair. It seems fitting.

What kind of Ducks there are many many kinds of ducks.

What kind of Birds?
Duckies.

What kind of Ducks?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 21, 2009, 08:22:58 PM
I have a bird's nest in my hair. It seems fitting.

What kind of Birds?
Duckies.
D'awwww duckies~

*Memories of Kidnergarten*
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 21, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
We didn't have ducks in kindergarten. Just pigeons.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 21, 2009, 11:35:21 PM
We didn't have ducks in kindergarten. Just pigeons.

I didn't have any animals in Kindergarden.

Anyways...

What kind of Ducks?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 21, 2009, 11:38:26 PM
plastic.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 21, 2009, 11:40:19 PM
plastic.

Aww thats the most boring kind of bird...

What kind of Duck do they resemble? The generic Yellow ones entertained in the minds of most people?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 22, 2009, 08:00:32 PM
So uh

does anyone have any ideas for attacks/spells and the like?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 22, 2009, 08:01:50 PM
I want ducks.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 22, 2009, 08:04:52 PM
I want ducks.

Yes. You should totally have, like. Duck danmaku. It'd be a sight to behold.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 22, 2009, 08:07:26 PM
With "Quack Quack" effects as you fire.

I had a spellcard idea down earlier in the thread (since I get only one spell), so I guess I'll dig around for it.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ES-Anthy on September 22, 2009, 09:53:26 PM
Just throwing this out there, but I would like someone to touhou me, just reminding since it's been a while back since I spoke up about this.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 22, 2009, 09:55:09 PM
With "Quack Quack" effects as you fire.

I had a spellcard idea down earlier in the thread (since I get only one spell), so I guess I'll dig around for it.
Avian Sign 「Quack Cannon」


(idk)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 22, 2009, 09:59:58 PM
With "Quack Quack" effects as you fire.

I had a spellcard idea down earlier in the thread (since I get only one spell), so I guess I'll dig around for it.
Avian Sign 「Quack Cannon」


(idk)

Fanservice.
(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cit_Touhou_doujin_-_Perversions_of_an_Eastern_Wonderland_-_manservice.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 22, 2009, 10:08:08 PM
Another of your spellcards will involve "e we" and make little "Baa~" sound effects.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 23, 2009, 12:15:08 AM
Dammit Mode, if all this gets implemented into your spellcards I'd die from all the moe~

Seriously.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: trancehime on September 23, 2009, 08:22:27 AM
Just throwing this out there, but I would like someone to touhou me, just reminding since it's been a while back since I spoke up about this.

/me innocent shifty eyes.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 23, 2009, 10:37:25 AM
I am feeling quite sick atm, I will give you guys a somewhat big update in a few days when I am not feeling so down and out...
original touhous to boot.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 24, 2009, 03:39:28 AM
Progress scattered everywhere.

I might try to organize this better for viewing pleasure, if nobody's interested. :P
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 24, 2009, 03:41:28 AM
That would be appreciated, thanks.

Really sorry I haven't had any ideas for music. T_T
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 24, 2009, 03:41:48 AM
Sure, that'd be great, Nwbi. A little organization for a serious project goes a long way!

Is there any way in which I may assist? I can't draw or program, but I'd like to help somehow...
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gappy on September 24, 2009, 03:42:05 AM
Requesting that MotK-tan and CPMC-tan be included as at least 9-squad class (mid)bosses.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 24, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
If this project's going to be serious, do you recommend making another thread for it outside the CPMC now? As in the one which actually contains information in the the OP.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Bias Bus on September 24, 2009, 03:52:33 AM
If this project's going to be serious, do you recommend making another thread for it outside the CPMC now? As in the one which actually contains information in the the OP.
Yeah that'd be a good idea. That is if we actually DO turn this into a serious project.

As for me, I haven't drawn anything because I'm in one of my funks again and can't find the motivation to do shit. It happens...and in my case alot.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 24, 2009, 03:55:03 AM
Seconding Erebus. I'm split as to where it would go best, but what information should be included? Obviously, we'll have the original list of bosses, so should I link portraits and the music we have so far to the first post as well? And what should I do with the portraits drawn for other members that weren't originally in the plans?

I'll check back when I get to my dorm; I'm finally done eating for tonight~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 24, 2009, 03:59:17 AM
It seems that the general reception is that this is not a serious project as of yet.

I'll keep it to CPMC only, for now, I guess.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kanako Yasaka on September 24, 2009, 04:01:02 AM
I'm surprised at how far this project has gone. I remember the other two times something like this happened, it was merely a topic of discussion, and went away after a couple of pages.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gappy on September 24, 2009, 04:28:54 AM
I'm surprised at how far this project has gone. I remember the other two times something like this happened, it was merely a topic of discussion, and went away after a couple of pages.

Kawata Shoujo
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 24, 2009, 05:20:24 AM
I'm surprised at how far this project has gone. I remember the other two times something like this happened, it was merely a topic of discussion, and went away after a couple of pages.

Kawata Shoujo
:smug:
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 24, 2009, 05:29:14 AM
I'm going to draw cutscenes. Then this HAS to be made.

Just one problem: we don't even have a story yet.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 24, 2009, 05:32:18 AM
I'm going to draw cutscenes. Then this HAS to be made.

Just one problem: we don't even have a story yet.
We have. You just need to check the thread.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 24, 2009, 05:49:35 AM
I'm going to draw cutscenes. Then this HAS to be made.

Just one problem: we don't even have a story yet.
We have. You just need to check the thread.

Oh, right. Idiot Rangers, Mayan prophecies.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 24, 2009, 05:50:58 AM
...I'll never, ever regret steering the thread in that direction. In fact, it may have been the most important choice I've ever made.

It seems that the general reception is that this is not a serious project as of yet.

I'll keep it to CPMC only, for now, I guess.

I understand. I'll be handy for the future, though~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 24, 2009, 06:31:32 AM
You know, I been saying this once before, my forum (yes, a forum) is totally empty and could use some content, if you guys don't mind regging a silly name just for this you can totally jam all the content into a completely NEW forum section dedicated to this, you just have to work with me a bit to start a new section, and you guys can import whatever sheetload of danmafuku scripts and such there as you wish.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: N-Forza on September 24, 2009, 06:59:33 AM
Not reading thread, demanding participation regardless
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 24, 2009, 09:20:13 AM
I don't wish to browse another forum just for the game/scripting. Yea I know it sounds lazy and stupid. But that is just annoying to switch between two forums for these kind of things.

Suggestion: The project leader of this needs to remake the thread which only allows submits of art / portraits / etc with extreme ontopic related posts (such as discussion between the contributors) and make it a sticky. And this thread becomes unsticky and regular discussion / or whatever.

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nobu on September 24, 2009, 12:04:42 PM
Suggestion: The project leader of this needs to remake the thread which only allows submits of art / portraits / etc with extreme ontopic related posts (such as discussion between the contributors) and make it a sticky. And this thread becomes unsticky and regular discussion / or whatever.

Maybe two stickies, one for solely content and one for general discussion? And whoever is managing the content thread can just compile and link all the content in the first post for accessability?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 24, 2009, 02:35:07 PM
Suggestion: The project leader of this needs to remake the thread which only allows submits of art / portraits / etc with extreme ontopic related posts (such as discussion between the contributors) and make it a sticky. And this thread becomes unsticky and regular discussion / or whatever.

Maybe two stickies, one for solely content and one for general discussion? And whoever is managing the content thread can just compile and link all the content in the first post for accessability?

Don't worry, I'm doing this.

As for the project leader, I don't think this project really have one yet. The closest we can get being Rou, who did the plot, story, characters, and music. But yeah, we're still not organized enough to have a leader who ensures this project is going on track.

Anyway, expect new thread when I get back from school.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 24, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
heh... good news... I finally finished... but only TSO.
TSO took a bloody long time than expected, probably because of the detail in black lol. I would have used direct gel pen style like I used to, but that won't look as detailed or nice, anyway... it is finished, I will upload this tomorrow. (along with Dusty)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 24, 2009, 05:22:04 PM
I will upload this tomorrow. (along with Dusty)

<3
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 24, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
heh... good news... I finally finished... but only TSO.
TSO took a bloody long time than expected, probably because of the detail in black lol. I would have used direct gel pen style like I used to, but that won't look as detailed or nice, anyway... it is finished, I will upload this tomorrow. (along with Dusty)

Weren't you going to get to me soon too?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 24, 2009, 05:22:59 PM
I'm seriously ready to work on my dialogue for my part of the game if you guys want.

I'd rather do this in the IRC channel though, so whomever I'm against can reply to whatever and develop the dialogue there.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 24, 2009, 05:29:50 PM
heh... good news... I finally finished... but only TSO.
TSO took a bloody long time than expected, probably because of the detail in black lol. I would have used direct gel pen style like I used to, but that won't look as detailed or nice, anyway... it is finished, I will upload this tomorrow. (along with Dusty)

Weren't you going to get to me soon too?

After finishing TSO first, I think I am tired of drawing... so sorry~ ;_;

You will see why tomorrow.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: UncertainJakutten on September 24, 2009, 05:33:15 PM
heh... good news... I finally finished... but only TSO.
TSO took a bloody long time than expected, probably because of the detail in black lol. I would have used direct gel pen style like I used to, but that won't look as detailed or nice, anyway... it is finished, I will upload this tomorrow. (along with Dusty)

Weren't you going to get to me soon too?

After finishing TSO first, I think I am tired of drawing... so sorry~ ;_;

You will see why tomorrow.

Tired of drawing for good or just for a bit? Cause I can wait :P.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 24, 2009, 05:40:49 PM
give me a few days rest... I need to recharge that is all I can say...
heeeeeeeeh... (sigh)

Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin on September 24, 2009, 05:52:13 PM
Muffin is intrigued!

Hmm. Not entirely sure if I want to be Touhou'd, inasmuch as I'm not entirely sure what I'd want my design to be, and I'd possibly be too hung up on someone getting it wrong. marishrug.jpg
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 24, 2009, 05:56:02 PM
create.swf it like you always do, and tell me about certain details if you worked out~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 24, 2009, 06:12:54 PM
Muffin is intrigued!

Hmm. Not entirely sure if I want to be Touhou'd, inasmuch as I'm not entirely sure what I'd want my design to be, and I'd possibly be too hung up on someone getting it wrong. marishrug.jpg

i'll Touhou you Muffin :)

whether you want it or not
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 24, 2009, 07:41:12 PM
Muffin is intrigued!

Hmm. Not entirely sure if I want to be Touhou'd, inasmuch as I'm not entirely sure what I'd want my design to be, and I'd possibly be too hung up on someone getting it wrong. marishrug.jpg

i'll Touhou you Muffin :)

whether you want it or not

This sounds like A threat...

Also I wouldn't like to be Touhou'd because I tried it myself once. And beeing the huge critic of myself I am I destroyed it. Also if somone else did it it might look odd.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 24, 2009, 07:50:56 PM
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1900/drake.jpg)

GRIN
????
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 24, 2009, 10:30:06 PM
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1900/drake.jpg)

GRIN
????

motherfuckin kawaii
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 24, 2009, 10:54:38 PM
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1900/drake.jpg)

GRIN
????
This is all sorts of you're gonna get raped.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: N-Forza on September 25, 2009, 12:02:07 AM
No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nobu on September 25, 2009, 12:04:24 AM
No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel

Also curious about this, but i'm a newcomer so I don't really expect anything?

Maybe I can wander in on one of the endings?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on September 25, 2009, 12:11:46 AM
triangles and I wish to be genderswapped lolishota duo somewhere in this
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: N-Forza on September 25, 2009, 12:13:51 AM
Fine, I guess I can at least contribute SOMETHING.

If you change the title to Touhou Ijiyatsu you can write it 東方意地奴

意地 (iji) means obstancancy, willpower or backbone
奴 (yatsu) means something like guy, basically a pronoun for a familiar person or an insult

And most idiots are usually pretty stubborn in their idiocy so I imagine this works.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Sapz on September 25, 2009, 12:16:44 AM
Hum. Any chance of getting Touhou'd somewhere down the line? I'm curious to see what I'd end up looking as. :V It's nothing urgent though, obviously.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 25, 2009, 12:17:45 AM
Darn Slaves, the requests are coming in like crazy. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 25, 2009, 12:18:15 AM
No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel

well i was thinking that anyone that can't get into the actual game will get their own Last Word or something
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: N-Forza on September 25, 2009, 12:19:01 AM
Reposting for the next page because no one reads the last post on a page.

Fine, I guess I can at least contribute SOMETHING.

If you change the title to Touhou Ijiyatsu you can write it 東方意地奴

意地 (iji) means obstancancy, willpower or backbone
奴 (yatsu) means something like guy, basically a pronoun for a familiar person or an insult

And most idiots are usually pretty stubborn in their idiocy so I imagine this works.  :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 12:19:47 AM
I can help with coding if need be (It's about time I acutally coded something in danmakufu other than BROFISTS anyways)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 25, 2009, 12:20:28 AM
No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel

well i was thinking that anyone that can't get into the actual game will get their own Last Word or something

Last Words would be fun... though, do I want to use bread or BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE.

That's the only hard part for me. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu (東方意地奴) - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 25, 2009, 12:20:37 AM
N-Forza - I approve. A name with actual meaning was something I sorta didn't expect. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 25, 2009, 12:22:00 AM
This is actually a good time for people to come up with Spell Card ideas, considering how empty the actual Danmaku part of this supposedly bullet hell shooter is right now.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 25, 2009, 12:25:05 AM
Last Words would be fun... though, do I want to use bread or BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE.

That's the only hard part for me. :V

use both of them


I can help with coding if need be (It's about time I acutally coded something in danmakufu other than BROFISTS anyways)

YES
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 25, 2009, 12:26:55 AM
Well, I do have the two things from ten thousand years ago... The Last Words, I mean. Let me show you them.

Ultimatum「Because bread
"...bread, bread as far as the eyes can see. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Dragoshi now wields a loaf of bread. It appears to be some sort of horrendous combination of sourdough and french bread. A...frankenbread, so to speak. The background image is now that of an... endless field of breads. No idea on the other stuff, but there WILL be bread. Lots and lots of bread.

And, here's the other one:

End Sign「BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE
"Hmph! This is taking far more effort than it should! I guess i'll have to show you a little bit of what i'm holding back..."

Music changes to some sort of sweeping orchestral tune (Because every cataclysm needs orchestral music to make it even more obnoxiously threatening, yanno). Meteors come crashing down from the heavens in an attempt to annihilate the player. Once they reach the bottom of the screen they'll explode into smaller pieces and go all over the places, thus making staying at the bottom a profoundly terrible mistake.

Now which one of these would make for a better Last Word if we were to indeed include Last Words for those who didn't make it? >_>

Last Words would be fun... though, do I want to use bread or BIG MOTHERFUCKING ROCKS FROM SPACE.

That's the only hard part for me. :V

use both of them


I'll consider it, but. I'm hideously lazy so. That and I have no fucking idea where I'd start with the merging of those two. I really don't
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 12:27:30 AM
Funny thing is I actually had the idea of making a MoTK STG for jokes a while back but I lacked the means (and will :V) to do it.

Looks like I might be doing it after all. :V
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Drake on September 25, 2009, 12:29:22 AM
Actually I had thought up the same thing as N-Forza earlier but nobody payed attention to it. Last kanji was different.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on September 25, 2009, 12:30:33 AM
I have no fucking idea where I'd start with the merging of those two. I really don't
Big motherfucking bread from space.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on September 25, 2009, 12:37:22 AM
Actually I had thought up the same thing as N-Forza earlier but nobody payed attention to it. Last kanji was different.
Oh. Now I feel bad for forgetting. >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 25, 2009, 12:40:47 AM
I'll consider it, but. I'm hideously lazy so. That and I have no fucking idea where I'd start with the merging of those two. I really don't

what are you talking about?! THIS ISN'T HARD

YOU SHOOT BREADSTICK LASERS DOWNWARD

ROCKS COME FROM THE TOP RIGHT SIDE

GIRL DODGES!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 25, 2009, 12:43:21 AM
okay but there'd better be a lot of destruction raining from the heavens dammit
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on September 25, 2009, 12:51:10 AM
I don't watch Yakitate Japan, but I friend of mine told me the bread in that show gives people acid trips or something. Give Dragonshi the ability to create that type of bread.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 25, 2009, 12:53:56 AM
I don't watch Yakitate Japan, but I friend of mine told me the bread in that show gives people acid trips or something. Give Dragoshi the ability to create that type of bread.

fucking hell I still need to get around to watching that sooner or later. Thanks for the random reminder. :x

also, fixed.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on September 25, 2009, 01:07:15 AM
I don't watch Yakitate Japan, but I friend of mine told me the bread in that show gives people acid trips or something. Give Dragoshi the ability to create that type of bread.

fucking hell I still need to get around to watching that sooner or later. Thanks for the random reminder. :x

also, fixed.

Sorry about that, I'm used to seeing an n after drago.

If gets Spell Cards other than Last Words, he should get a giand bread shield that shrinks when you shoot it
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 25, 2009, 01:22:22 AM
No seriously can I at least be a midboss or am I going to have to wait for a sequel

well i was thinking that anyone that can't get into the actual game will get their own Last Word or something

Oh so if I manage to appear in this at all i'll probly be in some part of the game that I may never see....

I support this fully.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: N-Forza on September 25, 2009, 01:46:59 AM
Actually I had thought up the same thing as N-Forza earlier but nobody payed attention to it. Last kanji was different.
Yeah, I doubt I was the first one to have the idea. What was the last kanji in your name?
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slowpoke on September 25, 2009, 02:15:44 AM
Fine, I guess I can at least contribute SOMETHING.

If you change the title to Touhou Ijiyatsu you can write it 東方意地奴

意地 (iji) means obstancancy, willpower or backbone
奴 (yatsu) means something like guy, basically a pronoun for a familiar person or an insult

And most idiots are usually pretty stubborn in their idiocy so I imagine this works.  :V

Oh, I was wondering what Ijiatsu actually means and what kanji we could use. Thanks.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 25, 2009, 02:17:26 AM
Couple things:
1. I can't run Danmakufu, so I have no idea how this'll turn out when programmed.
2. I'm most likely not very good at this.
3. The third one is a bit sloppy. I'll redraw it if needed.
4. Don't mind the names. It was just what I was thinking at the time.

1 (http://www.mediafire.com/?4mmnzgxhnzn)
2 (http://www.mediafire.com/?hjiynwn2x2h)
3 (http://www.mediafire.com/?zm0wylnxjd2)
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 25, 2009, 02:18:23 AM
...I can't really run it on this computer right now, but I'll check these out later. Thanks for stopping by~
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 25, 2009, 02:19:37 AM
Oh no. They're just pictures.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 02:21:56 AM
I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 25, 2009, 02:23:35 AM
put them on imageshack or something ffffffffffffffff
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 25, 2009, 02:24:14 AM
I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.
Bubbles.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 25, 2009, 02:25:17 AM
I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.

(http://i25.tinypic.com/urj9z.jpg)
also, take note that it should be accompanied by Yukari's train sound effect.

I am currently making stuff for Slaves (just for fun)

Give me ideas people.
Bubbles.

MODE

what do you use to make sprites? cause i want to see if i can do them at all
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 25, 2009, 02:27:21 AM
I use simple stuff like Paint.net.

I get most of my bases from  here (http://digistar.db-destiny.net/rpixels/sprites/base/base.html). There's a link to more. They're really small.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Gpop on September 25, 2009, 02:30:56 AM
Funny thing is I actually had the idea of making a MoTK STG for jokes a while back but I lacked the means (and will :V) to do it.

Looks like I might be doing it after all. :V

Do it please. Then we can FINALLY get the actual game moving forward a bit!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: N-Forza on September 25, 2009, 02:33:26 AM
Oh, I was wondering what Ijiatsu actually means and what kanji we could use. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure "Ijiatsu" was just a Japanification of "Idiot" but Japan has a lot of homonyms so it wasn't too bad working something into it. I was just reminded of "yatsu" and wondered if there was something fitting for the other syllables.
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 02:35:15 AM
TRAIN
Sure
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 03:17:53 AM
Teaser pic
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8269/yeahg.png)
YEAH TRAINS EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 25, 2009, 03:19:45 AM
Teaser pic
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8269/yeahg.png)
YEAH TRAINS EVERYWHERE!

Oh what.

Are you using my drawing as Slaves' sprite? ???
Title: Re: Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 03:27:47 AM
Teaser pic
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8269/yeahg.png)
YEAH TRAINS EVERYWHERE!

Oh what.

Are you using my drawing as Slaves' sprite? ???
For now I am.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 25, 2009, 04:25:19 AM
Reposted for your convenience.
PS Arrows indicate shot direction, unless when they are attached to other arrows. That means rotation. The more arrow-things a certain line has on it indicates speed: the more there are, the faster it spins in that direction.

1 (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5206/danmakufuwhirlwind.jpg)
2 (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2646/danmakufufirework.jpg)
3 (http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4481/danmakufutemple.jpg)
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 04:51:14 AM
Alright got a video of the train spell. Uploading it onto YouTube, but it's gonna take an hour >_>
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Helepolis on September 25, 2009, 07:47:44 AM
Allright Suikama! I was beginning to fear I was the only danmaku scripter in this :V
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Rikter on September 25, 2009, 01:40:15 PM
I think Uncertain Kitten listed a few of their Cards and Non-Sards earlier in the topic. I'll see if I can find that post.

EDIT: Found it.

This has suddenly been brought to my attention.

I'm on board for the music team.

Also, I've been talking to Rou and randomly mapped out the ideas for my spellcard on each difficulty:

Easy: 8 ropes, asterisk formation. And the whole configuration rotates (Think Shou without the meandering). Wax dripping danmaku falls from the ceiling. And we can't forget the random blasts of energy that would completely obliterate anything in one of the areas between two ropes, that you get about a second to dodge as the ropes quickly retract before I do that. ropes return after blast.

Normal: Same idea, except instead of the random energy blast, we have whip lasers. It's kinda squiggly and makes a whip cracking noise as it courses through. It also goes through all 8 zones, and the rope doesn't disappear. More wax dripping occurs.

Hard: And now for something completely different. Think Kanako, except with squiggly whip lasers dropping from the top as opposed to those bar lasers. You know, they move inward and such. There will also be wax drippings of course, and also guided dildo danmaku. that chases you.

Lunatic: Also completely different. I go Reisen on you with screen covered in bullets and you only having a tiny box to stay in. Except it uses chains, and the bullets don't move. More guided dildos and wax dripping. Every so often the chains reset by rapidly pulling away and then re-entering in a different configuration. If I'm a really bastardly midboss we could have chains appear in sets, like the first set of chains, than a layer on top of it, then a layer on top giving you a rather small room to manuever. But the reset time would have to be quicker so you could dodge guided bullets.

So, those are my spell card ideas :S.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 25, 2009, 02:35:38 PM
when i get home i think i'm going to try my hand at composing some music, cause i thought of a tune for my theme and i want to see how far i can go with it.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Easy Mode on September 25, 2009, 02:36:40 PM
I use that Babya MIDI maker. It's fun. Easy, too.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 25, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
OK, forget it, I been trying to get the crappy scanner to work for the past hour and a half and no luck, you guys would have to wait, hopefully Shinki would let me borrow hers.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 02:47:10 PM
Alright got a video of the train spell. Uploading it onto YouTube, but it's gonna take an hour >_>
Goddamit youtube failed at 90% uploaded
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Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on September 25, 2009, 03:07:43 PM
I know right, everything sucks today.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Suikama on September 25, 2009, 03:40:28 PM
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=2474.0

There we go. This time I followed Drake's tutorial on how not to fail at life and it worked like a charm.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Matsuri on September 25, 2009, 07:33:24 PM
Maybe it's kind of pointless this far into development, but I'm curious as to what I'd look like if I were Touhou'd. Make it happen or don't, I'm a newbie here so I don't expect it anyway :V
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Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 25, 2009, 10:07:11 PM
I think I might need to explain these a little bit, just in case it looks a little.....
All numbers are estimate.

First is this one (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5206/danmakufuwhirlwind.jpg).
Centered around the caster there are sixteen shooting-point-thingies (I don't know what you call them) arranged in 4 concentric circles (call them tiers). 1st and 3rd go counterclockwise, and 2nd and 4th go clockwise. The shot-mounts each shoot out a stream of little danmaku in a straight line, but the direction they are aimed at rotates rapidly in the opposite direction of their tier's rotation. There are catches.
1: The caster can move.
2: Once every so often, the caster shoots out 4 (what I call) Fireworks at 90 degree angles in seemingly random directions.

Now what is a Firework (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2646/danmakufufirework.jpg)?
It's a rapidly expanding shot that ends up into either 96, 192, or 384 shots in 5 seconds.

Lastly, this thing right here (http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4481/danmakufutemple.jpg), which is in starting position.
Around the caster are 32 shot-mounts arranged into 4 tiers. 1st and 3rd go counterclockwise, and 2nd and 4th go clockwise. Each shot-mount rotates in place while spamming little danmaku. However, each tier set (clockwise vs counter) gets their very own annoying little specialty. They take turns firing.
Counterclockwise: Each shot-mount on the 1st and 3rd tiers fires a 1-second slightly-less-than-tracking beem every 10 seconds or so. Also, they fire large danmaku in a line parallel to the caster during this time.
Clockwise: Each shot-mount on the 2nd and 4th tiers fires a 2-second stream of small danmaku every 10 seconds or so. Also, they fire a beam which goes to the end of the screen in a line parallel to the caster during this time.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 25, 2009, 10:07:28 PM
this far into development

:V

also, don't be afraid to ask to be Touhoued. just don't expect it to be done soon.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Dragoshi on September 25, 2009, 10:13:23 PM
this far into development

:V

also, don't be afraid to ask to be Touhoued. just don't expect it to be done soon.

Eh. Don't worry. We can wait. Well, at least I'm sure I can wait, anyways. :V
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nobu on September 25, 2009, 10:22:40 PM
I think I might need to explain these a little bit, just in case it looks a little.....
All numbers are estimate.

First is this one (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5206/danmakufuwhirlwind.jpg).
Centered around the caster there are sixteen shooting-point-thingies (I don't know what you call them) arranged in 4 concentric circles (call them tiers). 1st and 3rd go counterclockwise, and 2nd and 4th go clockwise. The shot-mounts each shoot out a stream of little danmaku in a straight line, but the direction they are aimed at rotates rapidly in the opposite direction of their tier's rotation. There are catches.
1: The caster can move.
2: Once every so often, the caster shoots out 4 (what I call) Fireworks at 90 degree angles in seemingly random directions.

Now what is a Firework (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2646/danmakufufirework.jpg)?
It's a rapidly expanding shot that ends up into either 96, 192, or 384 shots in 5 seconds.

Lastly, this thing right here (http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4481/danmakufutemple.jpg), which is in starting position.
Around the caster are 32 shot-mounts arranged into 4 tiers. 1st and 3rd go counterclockwise, and 2nd and 4th go clockwise. Each shot-mount rotates in place while spamming little danmaku. However, each tier set (clockwise vs counter) gets their very own annoying little specialty. They take turns firing.
Counterclockwise: Each shot-mount on the 1st and 3rd tiers fires a 1-second slightly-less-than-tracking beem every 10 seconds or so. Also, they fire large danmaku in a line parallel to the caster during this time.
Clockwise: Each shot-mount on the 2nd and 4th tiers fires a 2-second stream of small danmaku every 10 seconds or so. Also, they fire a beam which goes to the end of the screen in a line parallel to the caster during this time.

Wow. Those are some impressive diagrams. Though may just be me, but I can't wrap my head around it and visualize the big picture that well. @_@ They sure look like they should be impressive though.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 25, 2009, 10:23:03 PM
this far into development

:V

also, don't be afraid to ask to be Touhoued. just don't expect it to be done soon.

Then I will wait as long as it takes! I'll wait until this world ends, and even longer then that, if necessary!
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 25, 2009, 11:15:26 PM
http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=2474.0

There we go. This time I followed Drake's tutorial on how not to fail at life and it worked like a charm.

The cut-in was Drake.

Demand he is included in the Spell Card, riding one of the trains.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Doomsday on September 26, 2009, 12:16:47 AM
bleh. i wouldn't mind being touhou'd either actually.

Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 26, 2009, 12:58:33 AM
I use that Babya MIDI maker. It's fun. Easy, too.

ok, after countless attempts to download this shit i've gotten nothing but errors from what i'm downloading.

someone just link me to something to make music with, i don't care what.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 26, 2009, 02:26:29 AM
OK, forget it, I been trying to get the crappy scanner to work for the past hour and a half and no luck, you guys would have to wait, hopefully Shinki would let me borrow hers.

You got a digital camera or something?
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 26, 2009, 02:34:49 AM
damn it
(http://i33.tinypic.com/20gbpr7.jpg)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/10yfji9.jpg)

i drew dusty and Trance too, but i might've left that at school in one of my folders. :(
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: dustyjo on September 26, 2009, 02:41:13 AM
NOES

Think you could get them monday?
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 26, 2009, 02:44:01 AM
Art

* Looks at N-Forza's avatar

So fitting.

As for Nobu, it somehow works.

Information thread update.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nobu on September 26, 2009, 02:46:55 AM
Oh god, what is this, it's so cute! ^_______^ You are too sweet, Slaves.


How do you decide people's character designs, just whatever randomly comes to mind, or what feels right or something? Also, 'is that so?'?  :V
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Jana on September 26, 2009, 02:47:33 AM
Nubo's MASSIVE SNAKE is p.cool, but the flower on her head is actually what I noticed first.

Cut by Nobu: You seem to like it~ And that's what matters most.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 26, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Currently thinking of PC shot and bombs.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on September 26, 2009, 02:52:33 AM
What would happen if you pluck out the flower on Nobu's head?
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 26, 2009, 02:53:28 AM
What would happen if you pluck out the flower on Nobu's head?

Same thing that happens when you take Donut's donut~
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 26, 2009, 02:59:11 AM
Zengar A
Standard Shot: [Grand Swipe]
A weak, curve-shaped danmaku fired rapidly. Upgrades lead to a wide firing range including diagonals. Think Sakuya.
Spellcard: [Sword That Cleaves Evil]
A long Zengar-centered laser sword annihilates anything it touches in a full 360 degrees. Time to cast = 2 seconds.

Zengar B
Standard Shot: [Blade of Truth]
An overpowered single-shot danmaku that accelerates in a straight line. Upgrades lead to more blades, but they still only travel in a straight line.
Spellcard: [One Shot Soul Strike]
Zengar becomes invincible for a little bit while charging a shot. When fired, the shot travels straight up the screen accompanied with two laser-things trailing diagonally (but slowly spread out) which destroy everything they touch until they disappear at the top of the screen. Time to cast = 3 seconds.

Gpop, I can't think of anything for you except that the [Freud Was Right] spellcard needs a pentagram and baby heads.

Rou A
Standard Shot: [Experimental Laser]
Rou fires a lot of weak but high-speed danmaku. Upgrades give all sorts of straight and diagonal lasers.
Spellcard: [Super Youkai Warhead]
Rou fires a single danmaku directly in front of him. It travels for 1 second then detonates, annihilating everything within a large radius. Time to cast = 1.5 seconds.

Rou B
Standard Shot: [Inaba Amulets]
Self-explanatory. Upgrades lead to more powerful shots with a blast radius.
Spellcard: [Concentrated Mindhax]
Everything within an average radius of Rou is instantly purged. 7 spell circles start off some distance from Rou and spiral inwards, killing any danmaku in their path, until they hit him. They then fly off in a straight line, taking out more danmaku. Time to cast = 3 seconds.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nobu on September 26, 2009, 03:31:07 AM
Also, I don't understand how you got my hair pretty much spot on. o_o
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Slaves on September 26, 2009, 03:32:28 AM
Oh god, what is this, it's so cute! ^_______^ You are too sweet, Slaves.


How do you decide people's character designs, just whatever randomly comes to mind, or what feels right or something? Also, 'is that so?'?  :V

hmm, pretty much a mix of the two. i try to incorporate the person's personality into it, as well as what they like.(see:Gpop)

Also, I don't understand how you got my hair pretty much spot on. o_o

i just made it messy looking to add to the general moe thing you had going on. :V
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Kuma on September 26, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
Tenshi/A-F should have a spell where bad things happen to the player if they try to attack.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nobu on September 26, 2009, 03:49:28 AM
Oh god, what is this, it's so cute! ^_______^ You are too sweet, Slaves.


How do you decide people's character designs, just whatever randomly comes to mind, or what feels right or something? Also, 'is that so?'?  :V

hmm, pretty much a mix of the two. i try to incorporate the person's personality into it, as well as what they like.(see:Gpop)

Also, I don't understand how you got my hair pretty much spot on. o_o

i just made it messy looking to add to the general moe thing you had going on. :V

Is that so?  :V

It wouldn't be nearly as moe, but I might just have to cosplay that sometime. Hehe~
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 26, 2009, 03:52:29 AM
Tenshi/A-F should have a spell where bad things happen to the player if they try to attack.

Currently creating something called [Psychic Prison]. I don't know about another one, though.

Edit: Oh, here it is (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6287/danmakufupsychicprison.jpg).
Now, this'll take some 'splainin'.

There are some effects that are constant throughout the entire spellcard. They are marked, but probably unintelligible.
1. Time is unlimited (or at least very very long).
2. The more the caster is attacked, the more some special effects will come into play.
3. The entire screen is patrolled by 10 shot-mounts moving along the edges. They fire a bunch of tiny random shots into the middle while making sure everything outside their borders is instantly destroyed. Don't underestimate them, they move pretty fast. Special Effect: They spam more fire and move in closer.
4. The caster is on random patrol. They will go anywhere they damn please except to the bottom of the screen.

The spellcard itself cycles through 4 stages; each cycle lasts 27 seconds. Special Effect: Stages 2 and 3 increase/decrease at the same rate.
Stage 1: from 0 to 7 seconds.
The set-up is as described above, except that there is a single Firework in the center, which detonates after 3 seconds.
Stage 2: from 7 to 14 seconds.
Centered around the target are 6 stationary (positioned where the target was at 7 seconds) shot-mounts projecting large laser-things on lines parallel to the shot-mount on the opposite side. They close in counter-clockwise. DO NOT try and stray outside their confinement, as they are very long and will be providing massive amounts of fire on their right sides. They will stop when they hit Stage 3. Special Effect: This stage is shortened, meaning that the laser-things will close in a shorter amount of time.
Stage 3: from 14 to 25 seconds.
The laser-things have confined the target in a small hexagram, where they must dodge fire from the border-patrol shot-mounts. IF FOR ANY REASON you are not within the hexagram, you are or will soon be dead. Special Effect: The hexagram becomes smaller, and the stage is extended: you will be dodging more fire for longer within a smaller space.
Stage 4: from 25 to 27 seconds.
The laser-things and their shot-mounts disappear. However, in their place are 3 tiers of 12 shot-mounts surrounding the target and armed with not-quite-tracking 1-second streams of danmaku. You have around .5 seconds to GTFO before the first (innermost) tier opens fire, followed by the second tier .5 seconds after (and readjusted to your new position), followed by the third tier in the same manner. The 3 spots where each tier's fire completely intersects spawns a Firework, which will detonate after 3 seconds following its birth. Special Effect: The shot-mounts are upgraded to 1-second beams and another tier is added (along with another Firework).

The cycle then goes back to Stage 1, except there is no opening Firework. Special Effect: The last half of this statement becomes a lie.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on September 26, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
here it is (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6287/danmakufupsychicprison.jpg)

oh my god

Now I wanna draw danmaku that way. =D
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: E-Nazrin on September 26, 2009, 04:55:50 AM
*⑨-mouse garrotes the thread. Oh I guess the 1000-post thread limit is gone.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Mounting Jaggis on September 26, 2009, 04:56:27 AM
here it is (http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6287/danmakufupsychicprison.jpg)

oh my god

Now I wanna draw danmaku that way. =D

Looks more like physics homework
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Fetch()tirade on September 26, 2009, 04:59:25 AM
I am taking physics, but that's besides the point.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: nintendonut888 on September 26, 2009, 05:00:29 AM
There's no actual auto-lock anymore. TSO just wants us to close threads when they get to 1000.
Title: Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
Post by: Nine West on September 26, 2009, 05:12:28 AM
This thread's going to be locked soon. Prepare anything you want here to bring to the new thread now.