>"The culpirt's true intention was to bring my pocketwatch to this era, from the past. I was unintentionally drug along for the ride. Thankfully so, for their goal was rather disastrous..."
>Frown. "You may know of Kaguya Houraisan, the immortal princess from the moon? She wanted my stopwatch so that she could stop time, and use her own powers to make it remain frozen for eternity. It was to be her final revenge against the Lunar Kingdom... everyone else would simply be collateral damage. Of course, that would be an unimaginable disaster. With her true immortality, simply defeating her was... not a long-term solution, so I opted to talk her down instead."
>We'll just neglect to mention we didn't do amazingly in defeating her, either. Not an important detail, of course!!