Author Topic: Welcome to Abusemaiden  (Read 56664 times)

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #840 on: June 04, 2009, 04:52:36 AM »
why are there people having conversations with themselves
Actually, that's one of the powers of the Idiot Maidens.

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #841 on: June 04, 2009, 04:53:43 AM »
The US Government says I'm a pedo. :c

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #842 on: June 04, 2009, 04:59:10 AM »
Okay then, I'm off to fail at PoFV again. I don't really care about Medicine...at all...but whatever.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Dragoshi

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #843 on: June 04, 2009, 05:00:00 AM »
...How does that even work, YM?
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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #844 on: June 04, 2009, 05:00:56 AM »
The US Government says I'm a pedo. :c
That's because you put peni peni on our lolis :'(
"DUMBASS!" "I'd hit it" "Bear-sona~!" "Critical hits to the nads!" "What you're really asking is... "Will you please beat the **** out of me, Kanji?" "...I Gotta pee." ''Everydays great at your Junes~'' "You calling me a loser?"

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #845 on: June 04, 2009, 05:02:14 AM »
'Cause I like shota.
They're all "IT'S CP! KILL KILL KILL!"
Christ.

Dragoshi

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #846 on: June 04, 2009, 05:13:22 AM »
No I meant.

Aren't you a little too young to be a pedo? :V
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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #847 on: June 04, 2009, 05:18:58 AM »
No I meant.

Aren't you a little too young to be a pedo? :V
Yeah. It's kinda reassuring. A 15 year old girl is hopefully the last person they'd expect to haves gigs of shota.

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #848 on: June 04, 2009, 05:22:38 AM »
They underestimate the power of the fujoshi.

Also I keep having to continue to clear these :< OH WELL
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Dragoshi

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #849 on: June 04, 2009, 05:27:02 AM »
Have to continue to clear what now?
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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #850 on: June 04, 2009, 05:28:21 AM »
That's because you put peni peni on our lolis :'(
I will ALWAYS put peni peni on your lolis. Always and forever.

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #851 on: June 04, 2009, 05:32:23 AM »
They underestimate the power of the fujoshi.

Also I keep having to continue to clear these :< OH WELL

Eh, fujoshi...

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Hououin Kyouma

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #852 on: June 04, 2009, 05:35:05 AM »
I will ALWAYS put peni peni on your lolis. Always and forever.
I will counterpart you by making a file of gigs of lolis RAWR >:(
"DUMBASS!" "I'd hit it" "Bear-sona~!" "Critical hits to the nads!" "What you're really asking is... "Will you please beat the **** out of me, Kanji?" "...I Gotta pee." ''Everydays great at your Junes~'' "You calling me a loser?"

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #853 on: June 04, 2009, 05:37:26 AM »
I will counterpart you by making a file of gigs of lolis RAWR >:(
And I will be sure to scribble peni peni on every last one of them. <3

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #854 on: June 04, 2009, 05:45:45 AM »
'Cause I like shota.
They're all "IT'S CP! KILL KILL KILL!"
Christ.
Get out of the country, ASAP.
Come here, we don't even have internet policies, the only place where you're being viewed is the typical chat room.

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #855 on: June 04, 2009, 05:50:45 AM »
Where is that out of curiosity?

And Medicine's story down. I can almost see a likable character in her, but she's too boring. Also, damn it I can't even 1cc with what's supposed to be the ultra broken character! D: I can see that youkai moe is all that got me that 1cc last night...
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #856 on: June 04, 2009, 05:55:45 AM »
Where is that out of curiosity?
Chile. Hell, we don't even care about downloading games and stuff!
(In fact, I'm sure there's a warez site that has evaded being shutdown for years)

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #857 on: June 04, 2009, 06:12:08 AM »
It took me a lot of tries to first 1CC PoFV Normal. It takes very different playstyles, both from the normal games and between characters (had a hell of a time trying to adapt to Youmu).

I have to say, the endings of this one seem especially friendly. It's neat.
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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #858 on: June 04, 2009, 06:27:10 AM »
It took me a lot of tries to first 1CC PoFV Normal. It takes very different playstyles, both from the normal games and between characters (had a hell of a time trying to adapt to Youmu).

I have to say, the endings of this one seem especially friendly. It's neat.

I really hate how you can't hold the shoot button down. bleh.
it also seems like there is a different kind of input lag, even with the vsync patch. moving doesn't have any lag, but STOPPING after you let go of the button seems to lag, almost like there's a hidden tile system and you automatically move to the next tile (which I know isn't really the case). Am I the only one who experiences this with that game?

Ghaleon

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #859 on: June 04, 2009, 06:28:13 AM »
For story, play as Aya. For some reason she's has the easiest story mode, along with another character, but I forgot who =/.

Medicine. That was probably the most comfortable PoFV Normal 1CC I've had yet.

But I don't really have a main =/. I haven't played PoFV in a while, but I'm starting again to read those endings.

I believe you can't play aya until you already beat the game once. She's intentionally overpowered for that game.

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #860 on: June 04, 2009, 06:32:29 AM »
Aya's sluttiness is confirmed with the English patch's release. Her special ability...is to actually make the bullets on her side slow down. As in, the game is literally slower for her. That is ridiculous.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #861 on: June 04, 2009, 06:35:02 AM »
I really hate how you can't hold the shoot button down. bleh.

Well, if you play focused-only, you can set the control scheme to "charge" and hold down fire. I don't like that version of the controls, though.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #862 on: June 04, 2009, 07:29:00 AM »
FUCK TEWI
She's so fucking slow when focused!
But still, Poison!Tewi is quite funny.

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #863 on: June 04, 2009, 07:44:54 AM »
You want slow, play Yuuka.

Damn if she isn't easy to kill stuff with, though.
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nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #864 on: June 04, 2009, 08:10:19 AM »
You know what? I take back what I said about the phantasmagoria games starting to feel fun. That's just because I actually 1cc'd them. They're still the purest sense of the term used to describe stuff like Hell God Sword: Luck garbage.

In other news, Yuka is awesome~ That's four playthroughs in one day.

EDIT: Yeah, just wanted to clarify. I know the games are supposed to be this way. It'd be no fun if you weren't supposed to trap your opponent into situations they can't escape from. However, it does not work out to be fun when the computer can both do this and avoid any such trap you set for them. The game becomes unbalanced, and not fun.
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nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #865 on: June 04, 2009, 08:13:38 AM »
"No Komachi, I don't want to listen to your gold records. No, I don't want to listen to your platinum records either! Hey, there's no such thing as a bronze record! Komachi you are actually not a recording star at all!"

So far I've beaten it with Sakuya on normal, but it ate all my continues. Tried Reisen, but I was only able to get to Shikieiki with one life (Knocked her down to two bars, though).

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #866 on: June 04, 2009, 09:00:47 AM »
I intend to clear with everyone! AND MY BODY COMPLAINING ABOUT RUNNING ON LIKE FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP ISN'T GOING TO STOP ME
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #867 on: June 04, 2009, 09:05:19 AM »
TELL IT TO SHUT UP AND GET YOU A DRINK.

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #868 on: June 04, 2009, 11:50:35 AM »
MISSION COMPLETE.

Now to find some caffeine.
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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #869 on: June 04, 2009, 12:04:06 PM »
MISSION COMPLETE.

Now to find some caffeine.