Author Topic: My 13-year-old sister is hot. (Read 47676 times)

Moerin · « **Reply #60 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:48:46 PM »

I have no idea who these Jonas Brothers are, although from the sounds of it that's probably a good thing.

Anyway, here's what to do... Grab a hold of your sisters MP3 player and replace all of the songs with other songs you've renamed to have the same names as the songs by these Jonas Brothers. Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #61 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:49:57 PM »

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 06, 2009, 08:48:46 PM

Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.

Opera.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #62 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:53:52 PM »

More bonus points if you throw in the 25-minute trainwreck that is 'The Worst Song in the World'. Especially if you title it as whatever her favorite song by the lolnas Brothers is. :x

Which I have listened to about FOUR TIMES. It's not really that bad to me, but. I'm hilariously fucked up in that sense, so. :V

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #63 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:55:25 PM »

Quote from: Pesco on August 06, 2009, 07:04:54 PM

He's got more sisters where those came from ya'know.

Are they hot?

Quote from: Roukanken on August 06, 2009, 08:22:20 PM

I never at any point said I wanted her to stop, that was what other people were saying. I just need some coping strategies so that this music doesn't drive me insane. -_-

My mom loves Prince. She always did. I hate the guy. Sounds like every lyric is a hiccup.

So I got into Duran Duran and played it loud enough to drown her out. They had a living room stereo system that made annoying bass, so I saved my money for a better, bassier set of speakers for my boom box.

She got the message when SHE could hear MY bass through a closed door.

But seriously, get into Duran Duran. It will fix all your problems, except for the problem where you haven't told us if she's hot yet.

Helepolis · « **Reply #64 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Koishi Gpomeiji on August 06, 2009, 07:47:06 PM

Quote from: Helepolis on August 06, 2009, 03:11:47 PM
Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.

Hannah Montana?

Oh yea, that was her name (rage)

Gpop · « **Reply #65 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:18:06 PM »

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 06, 2009, 08:48:46 PM

Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.

More bonus points if it's Dream Theater.

Pesco · « **Reply #66 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:25:41 PM »

Tell your sister how much you love her.

Mindscrew ftw :V

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #67 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM »

This thread sucks. Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger. Myself included.

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #68 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 06, 2009, 08:48:46 PM

Anyway, here's what to do... Grab a hold of your sisters MP3 player and replace all of the songs with other songs you've renamed to have the same names as the songs by these Jonas Brothers. Bonus points if the replacements are things like death metal, grindcore, or other acquired tastes.

How many points do I get for replacing them with Touhou vocal mixes?

Quote from: Vic Viper on August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM

This thread sucks. Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger. Myself included.

I'd respond with 'shut up, foo', but then Pesco would kill me. T_T

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #69 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:24:50 PM »

"Hey sis! I got JoBros tickets! LET'S GO TOGETHER!"

Game over.

Easy Mode · « **Reply #70 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:32:59 PM »

I actually like them. :/

I just hate the fanbase.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #71 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:22:05 AM »

Quote from: Purjew on August 06, 2009, 08:49:57 PM

Opera.

Flandre Opera

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #72 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:23:02 AM »

You do nothing noticeable. Endure it, while looking at your sister inquisitively while she listens. When she asks, say nothing and turn away. When she turns away, repeat the process.
Mindfuck is always the best solution.
PS If she turns up her player loud enough, then you should be able to tell.
PPS If she starts singing their songs out loud or goes on about how dreamy one of those whorebags is, you have permission for LTL force.

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #73 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:35:48 AM »

Quote from: Vic Viper on August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM

This thread sucks. Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger. Myself included.

Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

DeathShot Catharsis · « **Reply #74 on:** August 07, 2009, 03:11:17 AM »

Quote from: ???????????? on August 07, 2009, 02:35:48 AM

Quote from: Vic Viper on August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
This thread sucks. Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger. Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

I sense sarcasm mode.

Sana · « **Reply #75 on:** August 07, 2009, 03:15:48 AM »

I don't know who these people are, but:
Do nothing. She has the right to her own opinion, even if that includes loving bands you hate.
/serious

Or, force her to listen to all their songs on infinite repeat for days on end until the sound of them makes her cringe.

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #76 on:** August 07, 2009, 03:25:36 AM »

Quote from: Sanasanasan on August 07, 2009, 03:15:48 AM

I don't know who these people are, but:
Do nothing. She has the right to her own opinion, even if that includes loving bands you hate.
/serious

Or, force her to listen to all their songs on infinite repeat for days on end until the sound of them makes her cringe.

You don't know, you don't know. This is going to be a problem.

Alice Fact · « **Reply #77 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:01:13 AM »

Quote from: Flashtirade on August 07, 2009, 02:23:02 AM

You do nothing noticeable. Endure it, while looking at your sister inquisitively while she listens. When she asks, say nothing and turn away. When she turns away, repeat the process.
Mindfuck is always the best solution.
PS If she turns up her player loud enough, then you should be able to tell.
PPS If she starts singing their songs out loud or goes on about how dreamy one of those whorebags is, you have permission for LTL force.

I approve of this decision

Hououin Kyouma · « **Reply #78 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:20:29 AM »

Ask her why she likes it? Then complain to about how their voice sucks.

Actually, Just say I am one of the Jonas Brothers. I will guarantee, that she will stop listening to them

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #79 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:32:55 AM »

Quote from: Roukanken on August 06, 2009, 01:18:33 PM

Quote from: MJP on August 06, 2009, 12:51:00 PM
Is she hot?
~~She's thirteen~~ Oh wait that isn't relevant on this board

Personally though, I'm no judge. Mainly because I DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO LOOK UP MY SIBLINGS. Seriously, how many people are gonna ask me this? -_-

I will admit I was going to jokingly ask for pictures.

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #80 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:45:28 AM »

Quote from: Chagen46 on August 07, 2009, 03:11:17 AM

Quote from: ???????????? on August 07, 2009, 02:35:48 AM
Quote from: Vic Viper on August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
This thread sucks. Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger. Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

I sense sarcasm mode.

No, pretty serious. Nearly everyone else is pretty dumb.

Hououin Kyouma · « **Reply #81 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:49:15 AM »

Quote from: ???????????? on August 07, 2009, 05:45:28 AM

Quote from: Chagen46 on August 07, 2009, 03:11:17 AM
Quote from: ???????????? on August 07, 2009, 02:35:48 AM
Quote from: Vic Viper on August 06, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
This thread sucks. Everyone posting in this thread is a nigger. Myself included.
Chagen is one of the only good posters in this thread.

I sense sarcasm mode.
No, pretty serious. Nearly everyone else is pretty dumb.

You tell him/her Not Winter Letty.

Drake · « **Reply #82 on:** August 07, 2009, 05:55:01 AM »

Good title change.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #83 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:11:18 AM »

I totally wanted to Rou's sister, the whole thing, accidentally.

Pesco · « **Reply #84 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:38:34 AM »

Guys, there's more than one sister. Pay attention.

DeathShot Catharsis · « **Reply #85 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:57:05 AM »

How hot is your sister, Rou?

~~I'm 13, so it's not digusting for me to ask that, k'?~~

Hououin Kyouma · « **Reply #86 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:11:14 AM »

I am awfully disturbed by the title........................

Dragoshi · « **Reply #87 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:16:38 AM »

Eh. There are infinitely worse names this could've been changed to. Just be glad that it's not one of them. :V

Apotheosis · « **Reply #88 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:18:28 AM »

Tengukami · « **Reply #89 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:31:06 AM »

What you should do is ask if you can record her dancing to some Jonas Brothers and singing into her hairbrush. Then, in a couple years when she no longer likes them and is embarrassed that she ever did, you'll have some awesome blackmail material. Revenge done well takes time.

Author Topic: My 13-year-old sister is hot. (Read 47676 times)

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