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My 13-year-old sister is hot.
« on: August 06, 2009, 11:56:10 AM »
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Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 11:58:38 AM »
* FUCK YOU WHORE, STOP LISTENING TO THESE FAGGOTS, YOU BITCH *
*Stab punch kick kill*
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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 12:01:43 PM »
Uh...anyone have any suggestions that are slightly less bloody and homocidal? O_O

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 12:07:50 PM »

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 12:22:15 PM »
What are you? dense?
Jonas Brothers is the best fucking band I ever heard, I mean, all you kids listen to what? John Legend? That piece of shit puts me to sleep, Elton John is gay and Daughtry sounds like he is constipated.

surely you can't find a better band than Jonas Brothers!
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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 12:27:26 PM »
Get headphones and politley tell her to turn it down.
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 12:30:47 PM »
What are you? dense?
Jonas Brothers is the best fucking band I ever heard, I mean, all you kids listen to what? John Legend? That piece of shit puts me to sleep, Elton John is gay and Daughtry sounds like he is constipated.

surely you can't find a better band than Jonas Brothers!
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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 12:32:15 PM »
Elton John is gay
Are you intending this a fact or an insult? >_>

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 12:38:06 PM »
What are you? dense?
Jonas Brothers is the best fucking band I ever heard, I mean, all you kids listen to what? John Legend? That piece of shit puts me to sleep, Elton John is gay and Daughtry sounds like he is constipated.

surely you can't find a better band than Jonas Brothers!
Best troll ever

I am flattered.

Elton John is gay
Are you intending this a fact or an insult? >_>

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 12:43:53 PM »
Dicks everywhere

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 12:44:57 PM »
Bomber!

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 12:48:00 PM »
Lock her in a basement for 495 years, then send in the Radiohead band to play with her.

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 12:50:35 PM »
If she likes the Jonas Brothers (or any of the other shit Disneys craps out) then there is no reasoning now, the only answer is violence.

Unleash the power of the Gekido (RAGE) Punch and teach her a valuable lesson.

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2009, 12:51:00 PM »
Is she hot?

FinnKaenbyou

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2009, 01:18:33 PM »
Is she hot?
She's thirteen Oh wait that isn't relevant on this board

Personally though, I'm no judge. Mainly because I DON'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO LOOK UP MY SIBLINGS. Seriously, how many people are gonna ask me this? -_-

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2009, 01:22:30 PM »
Is she hot?

Does Triangles know what you're doing in here?

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 01:27:06 PM »
Rou, you do get in the showers with them amirite?
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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 01:35:47 PM »
I don't listen to them for a number of reasons.

1. What the fuck is with the "purity ring" shit?
2. Disney stuff intended for kids. I'm outta the age range, really.
3. Yukari's fucking around again.
4. It's a Mickey Mouse conspiracy!
5. Why do you need to do a concert in 3D?!? Nothing's shooting out at you!!!

etc. etc.

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2009, 01:54:36 PM »
Is she hot?

Does Triangles know what you're doing in here?

I don't think he's posted one truthful, non 4chan-esque trollbait statement yet in this subforum.  This latest post is no exception.

FinnKaenbyou

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2009, 01:57:36 PM »
Rou, you do get in the showers with them amirite?
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 01:59:51 PM »
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T

I dunno, why do we breathe oxygen instead of pure vaporous ammonia?

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 03:00:05 PM »
Rou, you do get in the showers with them amirite?
...Uh...why would I walk in on my sisters in the shower? T_T

well, you don't know what you missing out then.

not that I care, your sister lays eggs so I wouldn't want to be there when she does.

>lol

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2009, 03:01:16 PM »
your sister lays eggs so I wouldn't want to be there when she does.

And you are to blame

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2009, 03:02:22 PM »
If I imagine hard enough it is bound to happen.

that is what imagination does.

and pairing it with a Jonas Brothers song is excellent with that.

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2009, 03:11:47 PM »
Atleast she doesn't listen to that crap bitch (sorry ladies) from Disney, forgot whatever her name was.

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2009, 03:14:45 PM »
Billie Holiday?
Aretha Franklin?
Fantasia Barrino?
Celine Dion?
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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 03:15:47 PM »
Billie Holiday?
Aretha Franklin?
Fantasia Barrino?

Silly Fairy, there are no black people in Disney.

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 03:19:12 PM »
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)
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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2009, 03:28:44 PM »
If I guessed correctly people will know I went for that movie, you know...THAT MOVIE
the one with said stupid bitch.

(nah)

Probably has something to do with a state...

...Carolina?

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Re: My 13-year-old sister listens to the Jonas Brothers.
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2009, 03:30:34 PM »
Like them too.  She'll be weirded out enough to never listen to them again