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trancehime

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Guide me along this barren path
« on: June 18, 2009, 11:06:24 AM »
I am a wayward soul wandering in an environment I once could call home

Now, I can no longer find solace in posting in that certain place.

Guide me, friends...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 11:07:51 AM »
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 01:23:31 PM »
Listen to this girl ^

she knows her music well.

Also, in times like these, as a male person (despite being feminine) should down a few beers at a local tavern and hit up a few rounds of snooker. Smoke some shit up and get way over the counter, piss over it and down a couple more if they didn't shoot you yet, and then cuss at the wall as well as fat guy who couldn't get a girlfriend but still thinks he is attractive.

After of which, as you lay bruised, and battered, remember this is not the end, that after you survive this, you shall not call strife as strife but rather opportunity. At the next chance you get, you shall donate freely to the orphanage and the church, remember to answer the call to nature and dedicate yourself wholeheartedly to a worldly cause such as helping endangered animals and curbing the hunt of little arctic seals.

As you dwell and bask in glory of your good deeds, remember that all this is only a given, in time they will be gone. Suck it up and down a few more beers and grow a beard and some body hair, pick up your nearest rifle and then go out and shoot taht good for nothing neighbour of yours.

Before he closes his eyes finally and die,
whisper into his ears, 'I fucked your wife.' You can always fulfill the promise later as he writhes and curses your soul to hell.

Trust me, you are doing the woman a favor.
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trancehime

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 01:36:37 PM »
You know I should have known fucking better than to post a topic like this here

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 01:50:18 PM »
Like I said, board wiped, TSO went for the overhaul, and then a bunch of people were kicked out of their basements and were forced to set up stall waiting in line to participate in the next American Idol... I mean...er... Idiot maiden/Idiot deity awards.

Either that, or you are asking why the Smirks?

It is a temporary thing, every kid wants to be cool.
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trancehime

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 01:57:21 PM »
Ever since I started school again I've been growing increasingly irritated to such things like this.

Maybe I need to take it easy... Or stop feeling so pathetic all the time

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 02:39:28 PM »
Be more optimistic... or u'll end up like me

U DUN WANNA END UP LIKE ME RIGHT?!

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 02:42:42 PM »
Or we can gaze at http://lucifersystem.blog111.fc2.com/

Seriously delicious trap alert.

Be wary of lurking TSOs
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 04:34:50 PM »
I am a wayward soul wandering in an environment I once could call home

Now, I can no longer find solace in posting in that certain place.

Guide me, friends...

>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2009, 08:40:02 AM »
Or we can gaze at http://lucifersystem.blog111.fc2.com/

Seriously delicious trap alert.

Be wary of lurking TSOs

as far as i know lucifersystem uses druuuuugs.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 07:25:09 PM »
>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.

>Examine marks
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »
I am a wayward soul wandering in an environment I once could call home

Now, I can no longer find solace in posting in that certain place.

Guide me, friends...

>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.

>_
Damn, i lost my compass D:
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 07:47:23 PM »
>Examine marks

>Most of these are footprints, but there are a few old ruts left by wagons. Oh hey, a penny!

>_

Damn, i lost my compass D:
I l

>What?

>_
« Last Edit: June 19, 2009, 07:48:57 PM by Purvis »

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 07:58:03 PM »
>You are on a lonely path. Around you is a thick forest, humming with the sounds of insects and birdsong. Here and there you can see marks left in the path by others who have traveled through here. Obvious exits are east and west.

>Examine marks
>You are eaten by a Grue.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 08:03:09 PM »
>escape Grue

>examine penny
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009, 08:19:25 PM »
>examine penny

>It is a penny dated 1947, and a bit dirty. It seems some industrious hobo has carved the face of it to resemble an angry possum.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2009, 08:44:46 PM »
>take penny
>hunt hobo
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2009, 08:51:53 PM »
>take penny
>hunt hobo

>You try to take the penny, but find it is haunted as a Penny Wraith emerges and nearly bites your hand.

>A Penny Wraith floats before you, menacing with copper spikes. Obvious exits are west.

>_


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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2009, 08:58:46 PM »
>inventory
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2009, 09:01:20 PM »
>inventory

>Your Inventory contains:
> Banson's Aria
> Clothes on your back
> State ID Card

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2009, 09:22:08 PM »
>attack Penny Wraith with Clothes on your back
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2009, 11:22:02 PM »
>attack Penny Wraith with Clothes on your back

>You are far too modest to consider taking the clothes off your back with the possibility of others around. Particularly with the certainty of the Penny Wraith in your face.

>_

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2009, 11:23:49 PM »
>FUCK THIS NOISE

>saunter west
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2009, 11:38:07 PM »
>You saunter to the west, you saunterist you.

>You come to a crossroads in the forest, with the path you are following merging into another road that runs north to south. A row of power lines runs along it, though one of the lines has snapped and dangles toward the road, periodically giving an ominous spark. It is partially tangled among the unbroken lines, so it has not fallen as far as it could; still a bit more than two yards above the ground.
>Nitori is standing below the broken power line, trying to jump up and grab it with no success.
>Obvious exits are North, South, and East.

>_
« Last Edit: June 19, 2009, 11:49:40 PM by Purvis »

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2009, 11:46:30 PM »
>examine Nitori
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2009, 11:48:41 PM »
>examine Nitori

>Nitori seems to be wearing a Proton Pack; with a ghost trap hanging off the side of it. She is busy trying to jump up and reach the broken power line, but is a good two feet too short to pull it off. Intent upon the task, she doesn't seem to have noticed you.

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2009, 11:52:51 PM »
>put it in~
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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2009, 11:54:06 PM »

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2009, 11:55:32 PM »
I hope that kappa knows what she's doing.

>search for rubber gloves
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Guide me along this barren path
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2009, 11:58:37 PM »
I hope that kappa knows what she's doing.

>search for rubber gloves

>There do not seem to be any rubber gloves about, unless Nitori has cleverly hidden them. She does not seem to be wearing any.

>_