Author Topic: World of Ijiyatsu - The Mystical Bibliotheque Archives (Read 16247 times)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #60 on:** November 20, 2009, 10:21:38 AM »

Someone catches Letty and Edible making out. Hijinx ensue.

Bias Bus · « **Reply #61 on:** November 20, 2009, 10:25:02 AM »

Zengar buys a strange black sword.
-Insert Soul Nomad-esque incident-

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #62 on:** November 20, 2009, 11:26:05 AM »

Someone starts marketing Gay Bars.

Solais · « **Reply #63 on:** November 20, 2009, 11:36:38 AM »

Quote from: Captain Purvis M.F.D. on November 20, 2009, 11:26:05 AM

Someone starts marketing Gay Bars.

I thought that's normal.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #64 on:** November 20, 2009, 11:41:11 AM »

Except that they suck out your soul and turn it into Hobo Power.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #65 on:** November 20, 2009, 11:42:51 AM »

or that they're not marketed by Purvis

Solais · « **Reply #66 on:** November 20, 2009, 01:17:18 PM »

I've got an idea: All the Iji-selves should have a general interest in a project called "Touhou Bakayaro ~ Maidens of the Kaleidoscope", where they're trying to make a professional internet forum where their self-inserts are the posters.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #67 on:** November 20, 2009, 01:19:56 PM »

Someone tries to apply the wellhoned logic of explosions fixing everything, unfortunately not considering collateral damage.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #68 on:** November 20, 2009, 01:20:59 PM »

Quote from: Solais on November 20, 2009, 01:17:18 PM

I've go an idea: All the Iji-selves should have a general interest in a project called "Touhou Bakayaro ~ Maidens of the Kaleidoscope", where they're trying to make a professional internet forum where their self-inserts are the posters.

And then we create a stable time loop, which someone abuses to become a horrible godlike monstrosity. :V

Sana · « **Reply #69 on:** November 20, 2009, 01:27:05 PM »

Drago loses that giant spoon, refuses to cook for anyone ever again until it is returned.

Theorin accidentally summons a dinosaur, Jurassic Park shenanigans ensue.

Mouse gets a job.

Purv is sued for malpractice.

:S

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #70 on:** November 20, 2009, 01:33:51 PM »

Sana won't stop talking in parselmouth.

trancehime · « **Reply #71 on:** November 20, 2009, 02:04:52 PM »

Quote from: Dragoshi on November 20, 2009, 01:20:59 PM

And then we create a stable time loop, which someone abuses to become a horrible godlike monstrosity. :V

do i smell some mspaintadventures

Sana · « **Reply #72 on:** November 20, 2009, 02:13:34 PM »

Quote from: Captain Purvis M.F.D. on November 20, 2009, 01:33:51 PM

Sana won't stop talking in parselmouth.

I don't speak Parselmouth! >:<

Trance loses her crown.

Erebus is converted by the power of LOVE

Drago tries to cook Edible to prove she is a viable food source. Edible wants none of it.

Gap forgets to mind the gap, falls into a bizzaro ijiatsu dimension where everything is the opposite of what it should be.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #73 on:** November 20, 2009, 02:22:38 PM »

SEPULSCRITUDE!!!

Solais · « **Reply #74 on:** November 20, 2009, 02:53:57 PM »

Gesund heit!

Gappy · « **Reply #75 on:** November 20, 2009, 02:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Solais on November 20, 2009, 01:17:18 PM

I've got an idea: All the Iji-selves should have a general interest in a project called "Touhou Bakayaro ~ Maidens of the Kaleidoscope", where they're trying to make a professional internet forum where their self-inserts are the posters.

This.

Is.

Made.

Of.

LOL.

Nobu · « **Reply #76 on:** November 20, 2009, 04:07:17 PM »

Quote from: Captain Purvis M.F.D. on November 20, 2009, 10:03:47 AM

Giygas Made of Bees.

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #77 on:** November 20, 2009, 04:48:40 PM »

Quote from: Solais on November 20, 2009, 02:53:57 PM

Gesund heit!

It's one of those Yiddish-spewing zombies!

*summons magic crowbar*

Now I'll show you why they DO NOT PURSUE me!

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #78 on:** November 20, 2009, 05:37:23 PM »

TSO is imprisioned by a sexy, sexy clever witch

Bias Bus · « **Reply #79 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:37:03 PM »

Giygerebus

Yeah, I'm being egocentric, what of it?

Also,

Purvis begins construction of a Death Egg.

Dragoshi buys a cursed Easy-Bake Oven.

Everyone begins to overlook Donut, he and Slowpoke team up to go on some crazy ass adventure filled with mutant eggplant viperfish and kangaroo space pirates.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #80 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:39:14 PM »

Umm ...

Someone floods the land with cyan mist.

Summer starts to last too long, Autumn is late!

People regularly have parties, but suddenly they all stop!

Paraidse sun was stolen! This incident is unprecedented serious affair!

... um ... hmm, what's the opposite of flowers ...

Bias Bus · « **Reply #81 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:44:04 PM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on November 20, 2009, 06:39:14 PM

what's the opposite of flowers ...

Weeds?

Moerin · « **Reply #82 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:49:10 PM »

On that note...

A demiurge from the outside world tries to make everyone into atheists.

Weather patterns are normal. Seriously, what the hell's up with that?

A heavenly mole gains the power of nuclear fission and attempts to destroy the Ijiyatsu world for... Whatever reason.

The Anti-Christ needs to be sealed in Makai. Also there's UFOs. Yeah~

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #83 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:54:19 PM »

Quote from: Moerin Satsuki~ on November 20, 2009, 06:49:10 PM

Also there's UFOs. Yeah~

No, they need to be clearly-defined fantastic objects. :3

Moerin · « **Reply #84 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:55:04 PM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on November 20, 2009, 06:54:19 PM

No, they need to be clearly-defined fantastic objects. :3

Zeppelins, then~

Sana · « **Reply #85 on:** November 20, 2009, 06:55:33 PM »

Nono, they should be Unidentified Forgotten Objects. Like the remote for your TV that fell behind the couch and was never seen again.

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #86 on:** November 20, 2009, 07:08:28 PM »

Cirno, in attempt to become the strongest, gets a Charles Atlas ad in a Spider-Man comic found in Kourindou.

Bias Bus · « **Reply #87 on:** November 20, 2009, 07:10:58 PM »

Some from of spirit (evil or no) is haunting CPMC, somebodies gotta do somethin about that, I guess.

Someone steals Sana's precious hat, she embarks on a perilous quest to get it back...~~because she is a bad enough dude.~~

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #88 on:** November 20, 2009, 07:13:45 PM »

Someone stole my pots and pans.

TRIANGLES, I NEED YOU TO MAKE UTSUHO LOOK LIKE MAHATMA GANDHI AND TURN THIS PLACE INTO DOWNTOWN NEWARK UNTIL THEY'RE RETURNED.

Then we can all have tea and cakes~

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #89 on:** November 20, 2009, 09:17:04 PM »

Quote from: Signum-hime on November 20, 2009, 02:04:52 PM

do i smell some mspaintadventures

no you smell good old Final Fantasy I

also

Quote from: Satanerebus-sama on November 20, 2009, 07:10:58 PM

Some from of spirit (evil or no) is haunting CPMC, somebodies gotta do somethin about that, I guess.

This except they're stepping on my turf and I need help to kick them out :V