Author Topic: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates  (Read 13521 times)

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2009, 08:09:31 AM »
It is pirate day today mateys! RUM FOR EVERY SEARAT.

Ye still has answered my offer Purvis.

Well...they say there be a fat fleet callin' port to Caracas...
If ye want we will sail there together, like real pirates!

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2009, 08:27:28 AM »
Once a prize twas taken, it was good to be a pirate. Often this meant, as well as any money or goods they got, there would be more than enough food t' last them. And, more than enough drink.

If havin' booze on a ship sound a bit odd, ye must remember that water goes stagnant right fast when left t' sit. Alcohol, on th' other hand, lasts much longer. As such, ships often kept liquor an' mixed it wit' water to add some longevity t' th' latter. In particular, th' sugar plantations about th' Caribbean made rum cheap an' readily available. An' then there was th' captain's stock, which is where ye'd find th' real good stuff, a favored perk for th' freebooter who could normally ne'er afford it.

Anyways, after a plunder, it was time fer celebration; there'd be extra food, extra drink, and general merriment. But, not too much merriment, as the ship did still need to be able to function an' suchlike. When they set to shore at a port, all bets were off.

In contrast, life aboard a pirate vessel twas normally lousy. Ye tended t' have a lot o' people on th' ship t' start with. Chances are yer provisions were lousy an' yer cook even worse. Pirates often ate in th' dark, twas easier t' deal wit' th' wretched food that way. Tempers would get short, an' the ship's articles tended t' forbid fightin'. And bein' away from women didn't help neither. The crew twas usually willing to put up wit' it s'long's there were enough prizes t' keep 'em happy, or at least th' illusion of such on th' horizon. The captain's primary job was t' make sure that there were prizes, an' if not, they'd find someone who was able t' get 'em and maroon th' old captain. As well, even the best meanin' crew might well think twice about attackin' fellow countrymen after a couple months wit' no prizes.


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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2009, 09:38:35 AM »
DO YE KNAW'? DO YE?!
I ATE THE TORRASK FER' BREKFAST AND HUNT THE CTUHLHU OR WHAD'EVA THE NEM BE FOR DEM' FOUL CREATURES AT SEA AND LAND' I KILL'D DEM' ALL LONG BEFORE YOU KNAW' YER PRIATES~~
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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2009, 09:41:15 AM »
Yarr,Welcome aboard A-F. Lets go and conquer the Caribbean, matey!

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2009, 09:44:12 AM »

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
YOU
ARE
A
PIRATE

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2009, 09:47:30 AM »
Yarr,Welcome aboard A-F. Lets go and conquer the Caribbean, matey!

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2009, 09:50:55 AM »
Yarr,Welcome aboard A-F. Lets go and conquer the Caribbean, matey!

Nyaa~onii-sama ecchi~~

Tha's capt'n Pako for you lad, behave yourself or else ya get keelhaul'd.

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2009, 10:22:54 AM »


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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2009, 12:47:17 PM »
Ninjas > Pirates


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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2009, 01:00:21 PM »
Ninjas > Pirates

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2009, 01:03:43 PM »
'ow about them old ninja-pirates mate?

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2009, 01:04:52 PM »
'ow about them old ninja-pirates mate?

trust me, they do not mix, and if they ever did, they would instantly die, at least that's what my theory on ninja-pirates are, same goes for pirate-ninjas.

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2009, 01:27:30 PM »
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.
Now shut up Anthony you have no idea about honor.

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2009, 02:12:32 PM »
Fuck that, clearly Escaped Convict Furyan Riddick > ALL

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2009, 02:28:03 PM »
Ninjas > Pirates
Ninjas = Pirates, scientifically proven


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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2009, 02:30:49 PM »
ORLY?

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2009, 02:45:17 PM »
So, shall we do some zoggin cowboy bashing mateys?

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2009, 03:06:14 PM »
Aye~
I'mma slap that skittish ninja into its' hide and send' them asailin' back to Davey Jones's locker
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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2009, 04:03:11 PM »
I wonder if there's a "Talk Like A Ninja" day. Of course, if we did that, we'd have posts with nothing but "........" all day.

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2009, 04:10:13 PM »
I wonder if there's a "Talk Like A Ninja" day. Of course, if we did that, we'd have posts with nothing but "........" all day.

No mister, it would be like this: WATCH MY KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU.

NO I DON'T READ NARUTO.

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2009, 04:13:45 PM »
I wonder if there's a "Talk Like A Ninja" day. Of course, if we did that, we'd have posts with nothing but "........" all day.

T'is be true, and a nice day to plunder, cause nobody'd be screaming. I hate t'screams over me hangovers.

Captain Purvis, t'is be a damn hist'ry class? I guess a few of them landlubbers could use a little ed'catin' how 't is out on th' seas. Rememb'r that the seatubs'll be leaving in th'ev'nin' though.
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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #51 on: September 19, 2009, 04:16:07 PM »
I wonder if there's a "Talk Like A Ninja" day. Of course, if we did that, we'd have posts with nothing but "........" all day.

T'is be true, and a nice day to plunder, cause nobody'd be screaming. I hate t'screams over me hangovers.

Captain Purvis, t'is be a damn hist'ry class? I guess a few of them landlubbers could use a little ed'catin' how 't is out on th' seas. Rememb'r that the seatubs'll be leaving in th'ev'nin' though.

Bah, zoggin pirates, ye should join us, the privateers.

Also: Cowboys > Pirates
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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2009, 04:44:45 PM »
Shepherds >> Cowboys

Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2009, 04:45:28 PM »
Shepherds >> Cowboys
Freeman >> Shepard

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2009, 04:45:42 PM »
Robots uber alles~
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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2009, 04:46:18 PM »
Dwarves > Robots

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2009, 04:47:02 PM »

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #57 on: September 19, 2009, 04:47:37 PM »
Munchkins >> Dwarves

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #58 on: September 19, 2009, 04:49:27 PM »
Bah, zoggin pirates, ye should join us, the privateers.

A'm always open to new prof'table ent'rprises, good Captain Pako, but the good Captain Purv's needs ta make it sound good if he would want m't'join such 'n end'v'r.

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Re: Ye Don't Know Shit About Pirates
« Reply #59 on: September 19, 2009, 04:49:41 PM »
leprechauns > Munchkins

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