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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2009, 06:22:59 PM »
It's the pony tail and facial hair which make him so awesome.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2009, 06:28:03 PM »
It's the pony tail and facial hair which make him so awesome.
And the hands.
That pose is legendary.

Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2009, 06:30:49 PM »
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-You got really tire of drawing bondage and want his opinion on what good and creepy shit to draw.
This.

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I'm still trying to decide if you're a genius or a douche.
Obviously, Both.

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Now punch him in the face.
That would be worse than commiting suicide.
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The upside to commiting suicide would be that Mauller is dead.

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And the hands.
That pose is legendary.
In addition to having an entire Index of Tropes named after him, along with half the tropes in said index, he's also the poser boy for the "Clasp Your Hands if You Deceive." Trope just from that picture. Legendary Indeed.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2009, 06:36:36 PM »
That Xanatos fellow really turns my crank.

also, I'm going to need that image in Zakeri's avatar.
for science.
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2009, 06:40:30 PM »
I say flood his inbox with original Sola bondage fanart.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »
Spoiler:
make sure to post the Rapidshare link here too

Rapidshit

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2009, 10:40:31 PM »
Tell him he's a shitty artist and therefore has no right to tell you how to draw.

Then say that he should take his useless art degree and go fuck himself.
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2009, 11:35:02 PM »
Tell him he's a shitty artist and therefore has no right to tell you how to draw.

Then say that he should take his useless art degree and go fuck himself.

He has the right! Even retards have an opinion. It's usually just unintelligble or completely stupid.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2009, 11:36:31 PM »
That suggestion would cause this story to end abruptly.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2009, 11:39:44 PM »
That suggestion would cause this story to end abruptly.

So you're catching on, eh?

Gpop

Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2009, 01:09:50 AM »
* TranceHime 's mind explodes after seeing many instances of a certain word

I'm at a loss for words, to be quite honest.

I love you this way.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2009, 01:49:58 AM »
Tell him he's a shitty artist and therefore has no right to tell you how to draw.

Just in case you need help backing up your case

Isn't the cute background music a nice touch~?
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2009, 01:55:20 AM »
I gave up trying to create "art" a long time ago.
I just goofed around in art class for easy grades in High School.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2009, 02:01:10 AM by Cadmas »

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2009, 03:44:29 AM »
lolda



maullar you should draw more explicit porn. and post it on da obviously
when it comes to pirating touhou games, I'm blackbeard

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2009, 05:44:30 AM »
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Thanks for your understanding.  It's been a great comfort in this private 'war' of artistic meaning.

Speaking of which, I've carefully weighed your offer of a trade or collaboration.  Your resources and talents cannot be ignored; meeting you may just have been the watershed I've been looking for!

Therefore, I propose our joint effort in a 'Fan-imated' movie feature about a maid who must obtain seven million yen within 20 minutes in order to save her mistress's life.  I further propose said Feature is shot using rotoscoped actors (teenage girls will be preferable as their bodily dimensions etc most closely approximate the 'MOE' style you and I choose to emulate) with CG effects and characters added in post production.  Said Feature will furthermore be shot on location in the mountains of Kansas, United States of America where during my boyhood my true 'stickman' style was first inspired by the cave paintings.  Finally at story's climax the main character will turn to the camera and directly admonish the Audience as in eponymous 2008 classic "Wanted."  THUS will my Purpose be accomplished.

I imagine you are taken somewhat aback at the scale of my Proposal for our mutual Co-Operation and rightly so.  However i am under NO illusions as to the requisite effort for such an undertaking and have entered into talks with Iori 'EaZZy' E And The Ass Maidens regarding aforementioned Feature's theme song.  Their demo is pleasing to the ear and I will send you a Digitized copy post haste as soon as I get Scansoft working.

Once again thank you and god speed.

~Kind regards,
MaullarMaullar aka Clayton Gavin

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2009, 05:48:26 AM »
Why so awesome?

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2009, 05:49:48 AM »
I'm going to PM him on DA and link him to this thread. I think he'll get a kick out of it.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2009, 05:50:40 AM »

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2009, 06:38:49 AM »
You sir, I salute.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2009, 10:42:42 AM »
OH, woah.
[X]Genuflect

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2009, 11:05:52 AM »
Fan-fucking-tabulous
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2009, 12:24:43 PM »
Iori 'EaZZy' E
MaullarMaullar aka Clayton Gavin

We need a Touhou equivalent to Straight Outta Compton. 

Oh also, I love you and wish to have your manbabies.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2009, 05:14:20 PM »
Quote from: me
Thanks for your understanding.  It's been a great comfort in this private 'war' of artistic meaning.

Speaking of which, I've carefully weighed your offer of a trade or collaboration.  Your resources and talents cannot be ignored; meeting you may just have been the watershed I've been looking for!

Therefore, I propose our joint effort in a 'Fan-imated' movie feature about a maid who must obtain seven million yen within 20 minutes in order to save her mistress's life.  I further propose said Feature is shot using rotoscoped actors (teenage girls will be preferable as their bodily dimensions etc most closely approximate the 'MOE' style you and I choose to emulate) with CG effects and characters added in post production.  Said Feature will furthermore be shot on location in the mountains of Kansas, United States of America where during my boyhood my true 'stickman' style was first inspired by the cave paintings.  Finally at story's climax the main character will turn to the camera and directly admonish the Audience as in eponymous 2008 classic "Wanted."  THUS will my Purpose be accomplished.

I imagine you are taken somewhat aback at the scale of my Proposal for our mutual Co-Operation and rightly so.  However i am under NO illusions as to the requisite effort for such an undertaking and have entered into talks with Iori 'EaZZy' E And The Ass Maidens regarding aforementioned Feature's theme song.  Their demo is pleasing to the ear and I will send you a Digitized copy post haste as soon as I get Scansoft working.

Once again thank you and god speed.

~Kind regards,
MaullarMaullar aka Clayton Gavin

Tee hee.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2009, 09:51:39 PM »
...I need to take some advance English class. It's so awesome.  :V

Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2009, 09:58:22 PM »
My ADD gets in the way of me typing out long passages of text into forum boards.
Also I never really have anything of importance to say.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2009, 10:25:00 PM »
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Clayton, I am suprised.

And here I thought this would turn out to be a simple art trade or a random touhou comic collaboration, but this? You really want me to work on this project with you...?
I would be most greatful to work on this project with you. I never really knew I was that great (my Da need to be update to my current level of skill, some of the stuff in my gallery could do with a hell alot of work), but if you say so then I am most pleased. This would be a great boost of work experince for my Freelancing career for when start uni.
As for the porposal itself, I think it a brillent idea in using the "rotoscoped" style and MOE-style characters. The story itself is good and I feel it really worth taking a shot at this together!
Although there are a few questions I would like to bring up.
First, since I will have some involvement in this project, what position will I be taking up?
Also, whats the numbe rof staff you have working on this project so far?
I didn't mean to bring this up so sudden but I'm damn curious at times like this.
About the soundtrack, I most looking forward to listening the following soundtrack(s) that you will be sending me.

Thank you are allowing me to work on this project with you.

Looking forward to hear form you soon.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2009, 10:45:00 PM »
It would be pretty amusing if he was trolling you as well

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2009, 10:47:15 PM »
Tell him that he will be the head exective something or other that sounds really important, and as for how many other people will be working on it, put the number of memebers on this site.
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2009, 10:48:40 PM »
Fucking ace.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2009, 11:13:45 PM »
Is the fandom dead yet? This is important.